Morning arsefumblers

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 0:48, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 1:05, archived)

mornballs

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 4:43, archived)

Good morning from sunny Cyprus!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 6:53, archived)

Ugh, insomnia

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 7:05, archived)

Hi

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 7:34, archived)

Just had my first poo of the month

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 7:55, archived)

Fuck off with your April Fool bullshit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 8:19, archived)

Get pranked, bro

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 8:25, archived)

F st
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 10:15, archived)

stuck off etc

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 10:15, archived)

Queest

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 10:27, archived)

Me too, just before getting up

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 8:22, archived)

Very efficient

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 8:25, archived)

I'm getting up
_{as I} type ^this
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 10:47, archived)

One from the bum, no harm done.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 8:45, archived)

*fumbles*

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 8:27, archived)

Whose arse?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 8:33, archived)

HIS ASS

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 8:36, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8qw3oWvDpo
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 9:07, archived)

Soupy Twist

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 9:48, archived)

far and away my all time favourite comedy programme

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 12:52, archived)

RUN'S ARSE

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 13:34, archived)

Scott Mills has received a full apology from the BBC for unfair dismissal, and was reinstated as Radio 2 Breakfast Show host this morning.
Hahahaha, April Fool!!!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 8:48, archived)

This would have been a more effective April fool if I gave anything resembling a shit either way.
Happy 22nd anniversary of the launch of Gmail (to all who celebrate).
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 9:47, archived)

Huh, nice.
I'm old enough to have got a firstname.lastname Gmail address.
( .Yeti., Wed 1 Apr 2026, 9:54, archived)

lucky you, I had to go with firstname.lastname.mother'smaidenname.dateofbirth

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 10:18, archived)

Ah, the 'credit card special'.

( .Yeti., Wed 1 Apr 2026, 10:20, archived)

Same here.
/ancient
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 1 Apr 2026, 10:54, archived)

Scott Milsom

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 10:49, archived)

Just had my second poo of the month

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 11:21, archived)

BULLSHIT

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 12:00, archived)

Subscribe to my bog

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 12:02, archived)