Happy birthday, Buddha!

( $$ ✅, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 9:56, archived)

As a present, I gave him the gift he truly wanted.
A soap from Lush and a birthday card that says something funny about getting another year older.
( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Apr 2026, 10:00, archived)

"You Only Live Once"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 11:14, archived)

Sean Gonnery

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 11:35, archived)

shamshara ish nirvana

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 11:50, archived)

Every day is a good day

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 11:14, archived)

I asked him what type of birthday cake he wanted and he said make me one with everything. He can fuck off

( mongychops, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 11:56, archived)

clickin’ dis

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 12:01, archived)

I've been to his birthplace, AMA

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 11:57, archived)

Did you see Buddha’s bumhole?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 12:01, archived)

no, it was in fucken bits by the time I got there

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 12:19, archived)

Parinirvana'd pooper

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 13:27, archived)

that was me m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 13:32, archived)