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Good evening.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 17:58, archived)
it's a beautiful warm sunny day here

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 18:06, archived)
Ok great

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 18:23, archived)
sorry eh

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 19:05, archived)
🇨🇦

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 19:46, archived)
MCGA

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 19:48, archived)
I thing they're already gay enough

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:41, archived)

ay eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:00, archived)
"You have been added to a team in Microsoft Teams"

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 19:46, archived)
You son of a bitch, I'm in!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:30, archived)
Cool, let’s have a stand-up

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:44, archived)
my dog's got no cock
how does she smell?
with her pænis
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:05, archived)
That's fucking distracting

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 22:00, archived)
if you stay still she won't bite

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 22:02, archived)
my favourite thing yesterday was
shuffling through a tesco with the in-store radio playing feel it still and I realised that everyone, including me, was singing along gently just under our breaths as we obediently pushed our trolleys around
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:49, archived)

so a diffuse choir singing "whoah-oh, I'm a rebel just for kicks," well if you can imagine a less rebellious crowd I'm afraid I can't
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:51, archived)

it was quite sweet really
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 20:52, archived)

just had a little dance round my room to this in tribute. If you wish to picture the scene, imagine a foie gras goose having an epileptic fit
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:00, archived)
I tried but it turned into the dance from Risky Business

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:07, archived)
ahahahahahaaaaaaa
I've never seen that before!!! obviously I had to look it up and I am cackling. and errm I've never really quite seen what they say about him but well now I sure do oh dear bless you tom
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:29, archived)
OH WAIT I'M SORRY yes
yes it actually looked exactly like this
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 14 Apr 2026, 21:29, archived)