Hi gooch-whiff's
It's my wedding anniversary today. Dibnah, panowie etc. Off to The Cow in Notting Hill in a bit
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 16:10, archived)

Hi

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 16:27, archived)

yo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 17:09, archived)

I was about to type more, but hit Enter by mistake
then a co-worker came round to talk to me about re-pricing nitrofurantoin, then I finished work and went to pick up my wife's prescription and something for tea, and now I'm at home having a poo. Apologies for the brevity of my previous post.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 17:19, archived)

I forgive you

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 17:24, archived)

I don’t
Fancy prioritising work and family over beeter
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 17:29, archived)

I'm sure we've all been in a wife/b3ta dilemma situation a few times.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Apr 2026, 19:09, archived)

A wifebeater???

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 19:50, archived)

That was the intended joke, yes, well done.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Apr 2026, 19:52, archived)

I think he must be being paid per post, it's the only real explanation. Otherwise, I dread to think of the motivation

( mongychops, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 20:16, archived)

the only true motivation is for the sheer joy of it all, don't you think, mongy?

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 20:34, archived)

No. Another 10p

( mongychops, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 20:42, archived)

is both an option at all, just checking
joy and ALSO a 10p uplift
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 20:55, archived)

Unfortunately not. Since rob runs that shit Facebook page the poke you have to chose

( mongychops, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 21:42, archived)

Well that's 20 centihams, think of it that way.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Apr 2026, 21:14, archived)

Ham is haram

( mongychops, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 21:43, archived)

fiftary p haram

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 21:48, archived)

Oh.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 21:13, archived)

Ooh! Something for me?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Apr 2026, 18:42, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 16:32, archived)

y

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 17:09, archived)

I said, have i done something to upset you, fellow chat regular?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 20:02, archived)

Happy 75th Anniversary.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 16:42, archived)

,Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 16:42, archived)

Thanks, Trouser.

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 17:10, archived)

, Trouser

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 20:00, archived)

*something about a ring-piece*
alt: congrats
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 16:48, archived)

Ta

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 17:10, archived)

Wedding anniversaries are for blobbing birds and woofters.
Congratulations
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 19:52, archived)

-to +with
oh go on then, happy anniversary
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 20:00, archived)

Well when you get to Hammersmith wish The Cow a happy anniversary from me. Bless her

( mongychops, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 20:18, archived)

Ahahahahaha

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 20:38, archived)

Happy anniversary
I hope you and the second Mrs. Queef have had a lovely day.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 21:13, archived)

I hope that the first Mrs. Queef suffers itchy piles for eternity

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 15 Apr 2026, 21:15, archived)