Oh Rick is a TERRIBLE cook
I have zero idea why he isn't seen right through tbh and have never understood it
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 15:22, archived)

Mind you, Marcus Waering is it didn't cover himself in glory here, either. A very poor receipt that involved about three days' work for a dull, dull, dull result
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 15:23, archived)

honestly the very furthest west you should ever go to understand how to cook lamb is Glyfada beach. Nothing nearer than that is worth cutting short their plaintive little bleats for
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 15:26, archived)

MasterChef should show that contestant telling Wareing to fuck himself

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 16:05, archived)

At least Stein seems nice, imagine being stuck in a lift with Wareing

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 17:12, archived)

I take great pains to ensure there is next-to-no chance of me ever being in a lift with either of them
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 19:20, archived)

This is exactly what someone would say at the start of a horror film

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 19:54, archived)

lolololol
The Padstow Chain Restaurant Massacre
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 19:58, archived)

Alright, Robert Rankin.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Apr 2026, 20:23, archived)

pfffff

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 20:40, archived)

He is a cantankerous drunk by all accounts

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 16:01, archived)

His ex wife Gill has a LOT to say about his behaviour

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 16:47, archived)

Yeah but he seems nice on telly, and isn't that what *really* counts?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 17:14, archived)

Nah you can see he has a temper on him

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 17:29, archived)

When he gets done for gbh I'll worry.

( mongychops, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 17:47, archived)

yeah, he's a celebrity chef, don't they all

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 18:13, archived)

Not Heston

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 18:54, archived)

Yeah, when he smashes your face in it's bipolar, not rage.
Like brb.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 19:55, archived)

Rusty can't be awful? She is so happy

( mongychops, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 23:20, archived)

MiseryCunt, you mean

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 17:44, archived)