Claps
My wife wants to be there when the camera goes up my bum. I said 'I hope it's not a Nikon'
( Octo I ruin everything., Thu 30 Apr 2026, 14:23, archived)

i hope it has a zoom lens with a variable aperture
WIDE ANGLE, OBVS
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 14:56, archived)

Hubble Space Telescope FTW.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Apr 2026, 14:56, archived)

Well that's a successful insertion, now let's deploy the solar array, 250m wingspan, we call it The Dilator

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 15:05, archived)

because you die later

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 15:06, archived)

Probably not that much later.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Apr 2026, 15:12, archived)

Double, double
Toil and trouble
Anally-inserted Hubble
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 15:34, archived)

For some reason my colleague always called it a 'telescope'.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 15:19, archived)

It is also a camera, though.
Just one with an absolute heckin chonker of a telephoto lens.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Apr 2026, 16:49, archived)

well the main thing is that it's massive and is going to be forcibly inserted into octo's arse.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 18:53, archived)

I'm sure we can all agree that that's the import thing here.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Apr 2026, 19:51, archived)