I gather that people who do this then intentionally splash themselves with water from the sink when washing their hands,
and then loudly inform everyone that there's a fault with the tap.
I gather this, because people have told me that this is what those people do.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 11 May 2026, 10:47,
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It's certainly a tactic that this kind of leg pisser would employ,
from what I've seen.
Not that I fraternise with leg pissers you understand.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 May 2026, 10:52,
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I voted Reform to kick all the leg-pissers out of the country, why are they still here?
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 11 May 2026, 11:05,
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No, there is though, seriously, it all splashed up when I was washing my hands, it's not piss
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 May 2026, 12:30,
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I see you have also been told that this is the sort of thing people like that would say.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 11 May 2026, 13:00,
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I read it somewhere
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 May 2026, 14:05,
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Yes, and I also gather that people who accidentally shit diarrhoea all over themselves then soak their underwear and trousers in the sink, pour generous amounts of water over their hair and shirts
and then claim that they were caught in a freak rainstorm on my way out of the toilet.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 13:37,
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Queef, you mean.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 May 2026, 13:42,
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I never meant to shit all over myself
I never meant to cause my pants such stain
I only wanted, one time, to wash my pants clean
I only want wash my pants clean
Then claim it was rain
Claim it's rain
Claim it's rain
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 11 May 2026, 14:13,
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