morning

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 17 May 2026, 8:48, archived)

Mr. Tea

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 17 May 2026, 10:20, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 17 May 2026, 10:33, archived)

ARSEHOLE

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 17 May 2026, 10:53, archived)

, morning
morning,
morning, morning
, morn
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( vladimir, Sun 17 May 2026, 10:55, archived)

Mornin', mornin', mornin'
Though my member's swollen
Keep them dogies rollin', rawhide
Through rain and wind and weather
I look well bent in leather
Wishin' my gal was by my side
All the things I'm missin'
Good vittles, love, and pissin'
Are waiting at the end of my ride
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 May 2026, 14:05, archived)

this is so godamn beautiful I'm tearing up a little

( vladimir, Sun 17 May 2026, 15:48, archived)

word of the day: conduit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 May 2026, 11:52, archived)

Metal or plastic? I prefer working with metal. Even tho you need a bender

( mongychops, Sun 17 May 2026, 12:06, archived)

don't we all, don't we all

( vladimir, Sun 17 May 2026, 12:13, archived)

I think my days working on a bender are long gone. Hard work.

( mongychops, Sun 17 May 2026, 12:44, archived)

*points at sternum* my heart, Pip -- broken!
( vladimir, Sun 17 May 2026, 13:07, archived)

have faith in yourself! you conduit!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 May 2026, 11:53, archived)

cf. numpty, lummox, daft 'apeth, magus
( vladimir, Sun 17 May 2026, 12:13, archived)