I'd just like to report to the group that I read this earlier and howled like a wolf on a moonwashed hilltop for about five minutes
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/may/22/experience-found-baby-subway-now-26-year-old-son

Thank you for your attention to this matter
( vladimir, Fri 22 May 2026, 16:58, archived)

Are you his mum?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 22 May 2026, 17:05, archived)

ahahahahahahahahahaha fucking hellll

( vladimir, Fri 22 May 2026, 17:09, archived)

i'm his mum and so is my lesbian wife

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 22 May 2026, 20:36, archived)

"howled like a wolf on a moonwashed hilltop"
alright Mike Oldfield
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 May 2026, 17:17, archived)

:)))

( vladimir, Fri 22 May 2026, 17:36, archived)

alright Mike Oldfield
yodelay, yodelay, yodelay ee hoo!
(piss and shit, Fri 22 May 2026, 17:42, archived)

once on a hill stood a howling reader
howlyowdelowdowdelowdeyoh
( vladimir, Fri 22 May 2026, 17:48, archived)

they got upset, did they really need that?
nohdyohdohlodeyohdodearMEno
( vladimir, Fri 22 May 2026, 17:50, archived)

^tubular belm

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 22 May 2026, 17:59, archived)

<s>m</s> lend

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 22 May 2026, 18:23, archived)

He'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 22 May 2026, 18:27, archived)

I dunno man, I didn't find it *that* funny.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 22 May 2026, 17:26, archived)

ahaaaaa x

( vladimir, Fri 22 May 2026, 17:36, archived)

I mean, I had three wanks to the story but there were zero titters.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 22 May 2026, 18:57, archived)

awww beautiful
darling morning
( vladimir, Fri 22 May 2026, 19:06, archived)

evening

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 22 May 2026, 19:07, archived)

*happy sigh*

( vladimir, Fri 22 May 2026, 20:22, archived)

Sorry I don't watch Red Dwarf

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 May 2026, 19:07, archived)

Yeah you do

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 22 May 2026, 19:25, archived)

I mean, I did, but I knew when to stop - it was around the same time everyone else did

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 May 2026, 23:11, archived)

pffffff try to keep the jokes realistic pls

( vladimir, Fri 22 May 2026, 20:21, archived)

But you did write it, though.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 22 May 2026, 21:03, archived)

I'm the one who died, don't talk ill of me ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 May 2026, 23:12, archived)

Smeg off

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 22 May 2026, 22:17, archived)