morning

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 24 May 2026, 9:02, archived)

Morning is hereby cancelled.
Apologies for any inconvenience caused.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2026, 10:04, archived)

Unrelated:
https://i.ibb.co/pBBcbP1V/trek-title.png
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2026, 10:13, archived)

Alright, Vodkacoke.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 24 May 2026, 10:25, archived)

Brace yourself

( mongychops, Sun 24 May 2026, 10:41, archived)

:(((((
sad times
( vladimir, Sun 24 May 2026, 10:48, archived)

Gmos delt with it nicely

( mongychops, Sun 24 May 2026, 11:12, archived)

I genuinely still laugh out loud at the question mark then the fuck off
one of the Great Works
( vladimir, Sun 24 May 2026, 11:12, archived)

Sadly the original post seems to have vanished into the ether.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 24 May 2026, 11:57, archived)

oh I think I have the text saved somewhere, brb I'll place it below for posterity if I can find it

( vladimir, Sun 24 May 2026, 12:06, archived)

THIS IS NOT FOR THE INTERNET
HELLO, INTERNET IS A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE CAN SHARE OPINIONS AND THOUGHTS AND CAN HAVE A LAUGH

TELLING US YOU'RE GOING TO PUT YOUR BITS IN YOUR GIRLFRIEND

FUCK OFF.

SIMPLE AS.

NOBODY ON THE INTERNET WANTS TO KNOW, KEEP IT TO THE GAZ BOX, I'VE MET YOU, YOU WERE NICE, AS WAS VODKACOKE, BUT I DON'T NEED THE INS OR THE OUTS OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP, SUPPORT I CAN GIVE IF YOU BECOME UPSET OR ALL HELL BREAK'S LOOSE, I AM A CONSIDERATE CHAP, BUT KEEP YOUR PLAYTIME TO YOURSELF

SURE TELL US YOU'RE HAPPY WITH YOUR LOT, THINGS ARE LOOKING UP, GREAT. I'M HAPPY, I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT KNOWING THE LAYERS OF THE OTHER STUFF, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW BECAUSE I'M NOT INTERESTED, YOU'RE LIKE PISTON BUT YOU'VE MADE SEX DULL, AT LEAST WE CAN LAUGH AT PISTON BECAUSE HE'S DULL AND LIES ABOUT HAVING SEX.

GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:40 archived)
( vladimir, Sun 24 May 2026, 12:18, archived)

from the perspective of the twenty-fourth of May 2026, this is increasingly reading like a rather fascinating historical artifact revealing what the internet was considered to be by those alive at the time...I might go so far as to argue that the internet has evolved into a space with definitely a purpose, possibly even the main purpose, of telling everyone about how you are going to/are currently/have just put your bits in your girlfriend/somebody's else's girlfriend or that your girlfriend/somebody else's girlfriend/all other available genders are going to/are currently/have just put their bits in you
( vladimir, Sun 24 May 2026, 12:23, archived)

Hang on, are you saying GMOS is no longer alive? :(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 24 May 2026, 13:02, archived)

I hope he's loving his absolute best life, he was a Star here

( vladimir, Sun 24 May 2026, 13:40, archived)

I'd edit that typo but wth, stet. I want that for him too

( vladimir, Sun 24 May 2026, 13:44, archived)

You are doing God's work.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 24 May 2026, 12:59, archived)

that's what I always tell the bishop when he Questions my Methods ;)

( vladimir, Sun 24 May 2026, 13:40, archived)

I didn't say *which* god, mind you.
It could well be one of those indescribably hideous, eldritch alien gods that H. P. Lovecraft wrote about, the sort that can send a strong-willed man permanently and incurably insane should he get just the merest glimpse of them.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 24 May 2026, 13:47, archived)

ahahahaha eeek, busted x

( vladimir, Sun 24 May 2026, 13:53, archived)

silly
b3ta.com/talk/5532576#post5532631
(piss and shit, Sun 24 May 2026, 12:21, archived)

I made more effort and therefore I win

( vladimir, Sun 24 May 2026, 12:23, archived)

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/98726/1779623385/b7efce0fab3832ff99cfd95b3fb3fd1b3120318503.jpg
(piss and shit, Sun 24 May 2026, 12:50, archived)

awwww yessssss 😭

( vladimir, Sun 24 May 2026, 12:54, archived)

The ever-relevant Bob Todd:
b3ta.com/talk/5533516
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 24 May 2026, 13:06, archived)

I got a jam rag in my pocket, and the other ones giving a high five

( mongychops, Sun 24 May 2026, 13:33, archived)

-giving a high five +making a piss sign

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 May 2026, 13:50, archived)

pffffff
hope my fireguard don't mind it
( vladimir, Sun 24 May 2026, 13:43, archived)

You're welcome :)

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 25 May 2026, 8:45, archived)

morning,
morning
( vladimir, Sun 24 May 2026, 10:31, archived)

Gutentag
May your Sunday be full in the knowledge that someone, somewhere, is currently having the best sexual experience of their lives. Just not you.
( Octo I ruin everything., Sun 24 May 2026, 10:41, archived)

It's me it's me
hahahahaha yesssss \o/
( vladimir, Sun 24 May 2026, 10:49, archived)

^ rapist

( mongychops, Sun 24 May 2026, 12:00, archived)

:/ harsh

( vladimir, Sun 24 May 2026, 12:06, archived)

I was just being friendly :(

( vladimir, Sun 24 May 2026, 12:06, archived)

Octo, not you. Nobody complains when you have sex with them. They are already dead

( mongychops, Sun 24 May 2026, 12:36, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

( vladimir, Sun 24 May 2026, 12:52, archived)

*standing ovation*

( vladimir, Sun 24 May 2026, 12:53, archived)

...also, horribly close to the bone? do I know you irl??

( vladimir, Sun 24 May 2026, 12:53, archived)

Closer the bone , the sweeter the meat eh

( mongychops, Sun 24 May 2026, 13:09, archived)

pffffffff OH YOU

( vladimir, Sun 24 May 2026, 13:39, archived)

so it's downhill all the way for them from here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 May 2026, 12:07, archived)