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b3ta, you're a "cultured" bunch
Can any of you think of any examples of red polkadot knickers in art and design? Or just knickers in general really.

If you don't care to help, umm....top 5 albums, or something
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
I'm listening to Neil Young...
I'm broken... broken, in more ways than just tired
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
Damnit Grandma, thats not pants talk
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
I'm afraid I'm unaware of the cultural and aesthetic relevance of polka dot underwear in the art world.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
I'm making them important
so shut up
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
I thought my statement was quite genial
I apologise as you seem to have taken it in an aggressive stance.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
Lack of underwear gives me the rage

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
I'm stark bollock naked
stick that in your pipe
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
i've always thought going commando
was quite thrilling and fun
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
I always go commando.
Though the other month, when returning from the pub, my pants wanted to be southwards, in the house not a problem, carrying a kebab and a drink, in the town centre, a bit of a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
My knickers are red and they have podka dots on:)

(VodkaCoke, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
tmi

(VodkaCoke, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
ooooh. O.o
I'll have to check this statement for truth.

Brace yourself.
(Dangermouse., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
Brace yourself.
Dear lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
Jealousy is not attractive

(VodkaCoke, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
No, just the idea of him saying brace yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
nice contents
:D
(Dangermouse., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
You like what you see?

(VodkaCoke, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
hell yeah!

(Dangermouse., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
Want to play?

(VodkaCoke, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
I think so, yes please

(Dangermouse., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
Oh fuck right off.
Keep it off the board please.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
You obviously don't get any do you?

(VodkaCoke, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
It is more DM typing with sticky fingers that bothers me.

(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
How does finding your sickening displays equate to me not getting any?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
It doesn't equate.
You just don't get any. We've seen you. It's FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
OR ALTERNATIVELY HE GETS IT BUT DOESN'T RAMBLE ON ABOUT IT LIKE A 13 YEAR OLD WHO'S JUST SHAGGED A 22 YEAR OLD PAEDOPHILE IN A GOLF COURSE SAND BUNKER

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)

I agree but this makes me think of dave lister too much
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
it could be worse, it could remind you of the drivel that this post is a subthread of.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
worryingly, i hadnt actually read the main thread at all

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
the main thread is fine, the drivel spouted by those two is my issue

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
I'll get the flamethrower

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
well said
, mind you i'm sure coke slut has me on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
I DON'T HAVE ANYONE ON IGNORE
that's boring
(VodkaCoke, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
don't bang the drum then. it spoils the fun :((((((((((((((((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
Bring it on my lovely

(VodkaCoke, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
THIS IS NOT FOR THE INTERNET
HELLO, INTERNET IS A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE CAN SHARE OPINIONS AND THOUGHTS AND CAN HAVE A LAUGH

TELLING US YOU'RE GOING TO PUT YOUR BITS IN YOUR GIRLFRIEND

FUCK OFF.

SIMPLE AS.

NOBODY ON THE INTERNET WANTS TO KNOW, KEEP IT TO THE GAZ BOX, I'VE MET YOU, YOU WERE NICE, AS WAS VODKACOKE, BUT I DON'T NEED THE INS OR THE OUTS OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP, SUPPORT I CAN GIVE IF YOU BECOME UPSET OR ALL HELL BREAK'S LOOSE, I AM A CONSIDERATE CHAP, BUT KEEP YOUR PLAY TIME TO YOURSELF

SURE TELL US YOU'RE HAPPY WITH YOUR LOT, THINGS ARE LOOKING UP, GREAT. I'M HAPPY, I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT KNOWING THE LAYERS OF THE OTHER STUFF, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW BECAUSE I'M NOT INTERESTED, YOU'RE LIKE PISTON BUT YOU'VE MADE SEX DULL, AT LEAST WE CAN LAUGH AT PISTON BECAUSE HE'S DULL AND HE LIES ABOUT HAVING SEX.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
Hello GMOS
Defender of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
Hi Mykey, how're you?

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
Word, i am good
I am considering going to bed, but it seems slightly too early for such things
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
I'm considering the same.
I'm not too bothered about what time I go to bed, I'll wake up earlier and not lose any weekend, in terms of hours at least.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
I just know ive got to the age where i wake up at 6am no matter what time i go to bed
And im trying to buck the trend
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
I've got to be up early, got a lot of work on.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
*Applauds this common sense attitude*
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
A million times this

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
i like this

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
I like you.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
Oh yes totally.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
I love you.
/wicca'd
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
*blows kisses*

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
Win

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
This is probably one of the greatest things ever written on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
This confused me for a while
as I read 'girlfriend' as 'fireguard'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
So, to clarify,
None of us are thinking about her sodden, clam-infested, rotten corpse of a cunt, then?

Just checking, like.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
I am now

(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)
i'm thinking of yours.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 4:53, archived)
So are mine, I'm basing a whole project round them
But I didn't think they'd be quite so scarce in works of art
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
do Carry On films count as Art and Design?
or kids books?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
..because I'm so desperate, yes

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
I think carry on might be a mistake
though I'm beginning to think that Cameron Diaz wore polkadot pants in Charlies Angels
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
Oh no, am I going to have to watch that film?

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
nah I found a animated gif and the pants don't have polka dots
but the image of them in the strip club made me recall that the music and possibly the choreography involved a popular all female group (possibly pussycat dolls) and I'm now wondering if they've done a video featuring polkadots


this is a bot of a needle in a polkadot haystack
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
It's a nightmare, it is
I shall stick with frilly knickers, rather than polkadot-specific ones. Thankyou :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
and I can't find any pictures of Strawberry Switchblade in their pants

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
The tennis girl

(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
Oh yeah
Ta
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
Old fashioned seaside postcards?
That sounds like the sort of place one might find them.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
oooooh
So it does, yes. Thankyou lovely Comma
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
donald macgill as a search term might help
/ed
that should be mcgill
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
I *heart* you

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
I can't remember where I might have seen any.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
It's surprisingly difficult

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
This is true.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
To show how helpful I am
I did a Google image search for "knickers" with the safe search off (so as to maximize the number of hits).

This one came up (SFW)
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
I searched for
"red polka dot art mimsy"

I got two pictures of some fucking awesome desks lamps, but they had the metadata "DOT DOT DOT" which reminds me of a frog eyes song.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
I'm frothing at the mouth

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
Hahahaha
PERFECT

My friend has sent me this

Woof

I'm just confused now
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)

conf aro
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
Pin up girls.
Someone like Bettie Page.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
I was thinking of the cartoon girl
Betty Boop, but I don't think she wears red polka dot ones.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
They're stilll in keeping with the theme
Also, disturbingly, Minnie Mouse
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
See that pic you have on facebook?
Colour replace and bingo! You call it art and it becomes art. WINNAH!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
Ha, I very much doubt when it comes to referencing
and they see the photographers name as my own, I'll get away with it.

That picture's for the same project anyway. I'd definitely get told off
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
If I paint red blotches on my cock and say I'm wearing knickers?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
That'll do
red background with white blotches. And a bit of a frill. Ta
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
Yessum

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
i can think of knickers
some nice lacy black ones, not too small, covering the bum quite snugly...perhaps i'll look for a pic
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
No
But I'm going to spend all night googling red polka dot knickers, just for you

I take no pleasure from whatsoever. None at all.
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
Chas Ray Krider does a photography theme called Motel Fetish
That is largely women in their underwear in cheap motel rooms. It's a niche market, er, I'm told, yeah.

Link to site: www.motelfetish.com/index2.htm (This page is SFW, following pages are not)
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
Actually seems perfect
I can totally call that art
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
Glad my perversions are good for something.

(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
Wrryingly useful, yes
Congrats on being the right sort of pervert
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)