That's to smother the fire in their pants BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL LIARS, SEE?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 26 May 2026, 13:13, archived)

do you think he bought lots of pairs of fancy leggings, bet he did, probably the kind that cost seventy-five pounds and are meant for yoga

( vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 13:29, archived)

You seem to know an awful lot about it vladimir, or should I say NICOLA?!?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 26 May 2026, 13:31, archived)

ahahahahahahaahahahaha
poor Nicola :(
( vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 13:33, archived)

GOD though doesn't it always seem so pathetic, in the end, what we all sell ourselves out for so cheaply. a handful of magic beans that aren't actually magic. a car, a few trinkets, the shiny nothings that weigh so very much less than all the stuff that actually has worth
( vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 13:32, archived)

David People's first draft really was shit before Rutger Hauer changed it.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 26 May 2026, 13:37, archived)

lolololol I like this

( vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 16:05, archived)

We all??

( mongychops, Tue 26 May 2026, 13:57, archived)

I don't want to stir up any trouble, mongs, but I think he was talking specifically about you.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 May 2026, 14:12, archived)

That's ok. In many ways I'm a lot like jesus .

( mongychops, Tue 26 May 2026, 15:01, archived)

The world will be a better place when you've been tortured to death?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 26 May 2026, 15:22, archived)

Omnipresent prevents death.

( mongychops, Tue 26 May 2026, 15:23, archived)

darling mongy. love you so much

( vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 16:05, archived)

"Gaz mongychops, for he is omniscient"

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 26 May 2026, 17:02, archived)

A Jewish hippy who never had a proper job or got laid, and went around causing lots of trouble?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 May 2026, 17:24, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8443507
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 26 May 2026, 17:27, archived)

Now that's not quite fair.
I don't recall Gonz causing any trouble or being much of a hippy.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 May 2026, 17:50, archived)

Gonz was lovely lovely lovely
oboejeans
( vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 18:23, archived)

Well like I said - he never caused any trouble.
(Although he was always ready to KICK THE FUCK OFF if anyone dissed his Quean of Hart's, Lady Di.)
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 May 2026, 19:48, archived)

oh I'd forgotten that!

( vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 20:01, archived)

You give me those titles

( mongychops, Tue 26 May 2026, 17:28, archived)