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I always liked Frankie Boyle's Braveheart joke:
"Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot, but look at him now. An alcoholic racist."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 26 May 2026, 14:51, archived)
Trump's nothing like Hitler.
There's no way he could write a book.
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 26 May 2026, 14:55, archived)
Apart from all the books he's written.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 May 2026, 15:05, archived)
The Art of the Deal was ghostwritten
Dunno if there are any others purportedly written by him, CBA to find out.
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 26 May 2026, 15:23, archived)
And Hitler's book in it's original form was unreadable. Till it was completely changed.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 May 2026, 15:46, archived)
I have a copy of Mein Kampf at home.
Never read it tho
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 26 May 2026, 15:52, archived)
It won't be what he wrote. His was the ramblings of a madman

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 May 2026, 16:35, archived)

But enough about The Art of The Deal!!!
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 26 May 2026, 16:42, archived)
It's about time Hitler's ghost wrote Mein Kampf 2

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 26 May 2026, 17:58, archived)
De klumz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 May 2026, 18:34, archived)
ahahahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 20:00, archived)
elektrischer Boogaloo

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 26 May 2026, 20:01, archived)

Boogaloo Bügalü
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 May 2026, 20:34, archived)
Fucking thing's not even in English, for a start.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 May 2026, 17:51, archived)

there's no way I'll be able to find it but there was a fantasic long read by the ghost writer of that very book, mainly about what a cunt he is, as far as I can recall. Mind you that's a bit of a barrel-shoot, isn't it, as a theme
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 16:08, archived)

well...that was a lot easier than I thought it would be
www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/07/25/donald-trumps-ghostwriter-tells-all
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 16:09, archived)
fuck. guilty lol

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 16:06, archived)