Yes, I can see it! It's the b3ta.com talk board ...... specifically the "popular" page showing the most upvoted recent posts.
B3ta is a long-running British comedy/internet culture community.
The current top posts include a mix of classic b3ta-style nonsense:
A pun about a copper statue of Jimmy Shand ("Cu Jimmy")
A groan-worthy joke about balancing a croissant on train tracks ("a level croissant")
Some French nonsense involving a character called Jacob Dyer and Barnaby the Bear
A pixel-art emoji illustration
Various surreal one-liners and in-jokes between regulars like mongychops, Mr. Tea, Cheers, and The Porcupine From Purgatory
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 May 2026, 21:46,
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And let's hope it never deviates from this tried-and-tested formula.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 26 May 2026, 22:06,
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I see you've missed off the best thing on there at the moment, mongy's god-tier absolute bodying of a poster who fully deserved it
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vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 22:07,
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It's not me vlad, this is from Claude ai, who sees us, and who knows things about us that only a machine could understand In fact:
"There's also an archived post from 2008 that someone dug up, which is very much in the b3ta tradition of unearthing old forum gold.
The community seems to still be ticking along, if quietly — one post even notes
'it's nice that even tho nobody posts anymore the list gets longer.' 😄"
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 May 2026, 22:17,
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Based on the site's archives, mr horrible has been active since at least 2005 and continues to post as recently as 2023. Their user tagline appears as "up yours, dickface" — a bit of irreverent self-description that fits the site's tone. They also display the badge "I helped save b3ta!", indicating they contributed during one of the site's fundraising efforts to keep it running.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 26 May 2026, 22:21,
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MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP WHAT THE FUCKTHIS IS LITERALLY MY LAST REFUGE
I CAN'T FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS
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vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 22:23,
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RIGHT I want someone to come up with the online words equivalent of a dazzle paint job pleaseI want to be able to poke words into other people's eyes and brains but not into all the rest of it, I should be allowed to do this, I don't want my best most delicious wordspunks to be creamed off like this, it's not fair, internet is a place to share words with other humans, telling me you're going to stick your bits up my human words, fuck off, simple as. you've made words dull you're WORSE THAN PISTON
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vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 22:26,
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wait. wait. wait. WHATIS WHAT I PUT HERE BEING FED INTO FUCKING CLAUDE? WHAT THE FUCK. NO. I DO NOT CONSENT. FUCK OFF CLAUDE. SHOVE IT UP YOUR COLD DEAD AISHOLE
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vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 22:22,
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This. Is exactly. What he said. You'd say. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 May 2026, 22:34,
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seriously, i wanted to know what that kind of ascii art is called specifically so I gave claude the link(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 May 2026, 22:39,
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:((((( this is distressing I am very unhappy about all of thismany degrees worse than a burnt neck. fml
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vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 22:44,
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it's cool, he made a little local web app for me so I can make those pictures by hand, it works like ms paintso I won't have to ask him again
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 May 2026, 23:01,
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OK I've calmed down nowI hadn't quite understood that you were artisanally hand-feeding it in there, I thought it was some kind of gigantic, automated, all-points scrape. I'm sorry for shouting. You can do no wrong and I am obviously devoted to you
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vladimir, Tue 26 May 2026, 23:05,
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Well obviously. I'm probably a lovely man with many endearing qualities.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 May 2026, 23:14,
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...and in case you're seriously upset, all of this goes straight to google, you can google a post just minutes after making it. so giving a session-scope ai the link to /chat is probably redundant, it can just use google, it was just a shortcut to speed up the response.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 May 2026, 23:10,
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