thair

( vladimir, Wed 27 May 2026, 21:54, archived)

wheir on the stay're

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 May 2026, 21:56, archived)

right thair!

( vladimir, Wed 27 May 2026, 22:02, archived)

oh christ, now I've done it, said "right," I've summoned him haven't I
( vladimir, Wed 27 May 2026, 22:02, archived)

gonz? i hope so
*edit to get his name right lol. i always remembered it as a 0 not a o
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 27 May 2026, 22:23, archived)

awwww I wish

( vladimir, Wed 27 May 2026, 22:38, archived)

genuinely nice bloke, no wonder he fucked off

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 27 May 2026, 22:45, archived)

I loved gonz so very much
it says everything that in the epic meltdown someone had, I genuinely forget who, listing in detail everything he hated about pretty much everyone, and gonz was also named in it, in the middle of the relentless flames and vitriol, with "bless you gonz you don't have a bad bone in your body"
from memory anyway something like that
( vladimir, Wed 27 May 2026, 22:48, archived)

like finding a happy little goat grazing quietly in the middle of a hellscape
the goat hasn't noticed the horrors around it
or, we interrupt this flameout for a brief moment of oxytocin
etc
( vladimir, Wed 27 May 2026, 22:50, archived)

except it was followed up with
'Apart from the bone in your brain, you spastic. Were you kept in a fridge whilst the other Jews went to school? Fucking hell mate.'
(piss and shit, Wed 27 May 2026, 22:53, archived)

I hadn't retained that bit!!

wait a minute piss...

who are you? ...or, were you
( vladimir, Wed 27 May 2026, 22:55, archived)

I have been a member for 23 years, 2 months and 4 days

(piss and shit, Wed 27 May 2026, 22:57, archived)

hmmmmmm
*narrows eyes*
*drums fingers on table*
*drums mind on the delicate gaps between reality, the passing of time, who we each think we are and who we each thought we were going to be*
( vladimir, Wed 27 May 2026, 23:01, archived)

member lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 May 2026, 2:49, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6208225
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 May 2026, 22:55, archived)

!!!!!!!
it's like fucking proust round here these days *weeps happily*
( vladimir, Wed 27 May 2026, 22:59, archived)

I’ll recherche your temps perdu in a minute.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 May 2026, 23:02, archived)

dms for this kind of chat pls x

( vladimir, Wed 27 May 2026, 23:03, archived)

god though imagine fucking proust, what a nightmare
at least with the cork walls I suppose the bruising would be minimised
( vladimir, Wed 27 May 2026, 23:03, archived)

Fucking seb, a bigger cunt you'll never meet. Oh soz yeah he worked for a convicted sex pest. He was actually disturbing. Proper nonce . Buying friends online. Free comedy at the George.

( mongychops, Wed 27 May 2026, 23:40, archived)

oh god THAT crowd eeeeesh
( vladimir, Thu 28 May 2026, 0:00, archived)

Him and the hood butters. Hey we are old, come party at our house kids, I've got sweets.

( mongychops, Thu 28 May 2026, 0:44, archived)

Yes, that was Wormulus, aka Sebastian Winnett, the scarf-wearing cockhound.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 27 May 2026, 23:04, archived)

Aardvark has public-serviced us by posting a link, I'm just about to dip it in my tea, Mr. Tea

( vladimir, Wed 27 May 2026, 23:06, archived)

He was spot on about SuperMatt, tbf.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 27 May 2026, 23:11, archived)

who DID you mean then?

(piss and shit, Wed 27 May 2026, 23:09, archived)

garold ;)

( vladimir, Wed 27 May 2026, 23:12, archived)

ah yeah
gay hitler
(piss and shit, Wed 27 May 2026, 23:16, archived)

lolololol

( vladimir, Wed 27 May 2026, 23:34, archived)

thair
- a traditional song, usually a lament, originating in the scottish highlands. First collected in Culpitcher's Book of Thairs (1798)
- to be either reluctant, or frightened; "he knew he must investigate the strange noises coming from the cellar, but he was thair to go in"
- oh idk who fucking cares another word for bumhole will that do send tweet
( vladimir, Wed 27 May 2026, 22:01, archived)

My grandfather edited The Oxford Book of Ballads
No offence
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 May 2026, 22:11, archived)

what!!!
tell me everything about this at once I insist
( vladimir, Wed 27 May 2026, 22:12, archived)

His life's work was a 3 volume anthology of Burns
Collector/archivist of Scottish poetry and folk songs. Dryden expert. Editor of shitloads of classic Oxford University Press Austen, Dickens etc. Prof of English Lit at Swansea (where he was the sworn academic enemy of Kingsley Amis according to King-o's diary), turned down an Oxford chair in favour of Nottingham as he believed he'd be fewer restricted and (as my exhausted b3ta pals x sick to death of endless repetition) was the Sex Pistols' expert witness in the 'Bollocks Trial'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 May 2026, 22:31, archived)

OH MY FUCKING GOD
Thank you
right choice on oxon there imo, it's a cunt factory
( vladimir, Wed 27 May 2026, 22:41, archived)

sorry any reading alumns, in my defence, you absolutely fucking KNOW I'm right
( vladimir, Wed 27 May 2026, 22:42, archived)

Dirty old bollocks

( mongychops, Thu 28 May 2026, 0:07, archived)

a o
ad ock
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 27 May 2026, 22:25, archived)

pfffff
grondfother, bollods, :)))))
( vladimir, Wed 27 May 2026, 22:40, archived)