I asked my girlfriend to sexually stimulate me with a set of keys but she just fobbed me off.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 7:05, archived)

haha 'girlfriend'
sure
(piss and shit, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 7:16, archived)

Hah girfriend

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:07, archived)

Hah, 'girl.'
Hah, 'friend.'
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:24, archived)

Hahg
'irl friend'
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:26, archived)

He'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:58, archived)

?

(piss and shit, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:04, archived)

haha I think this is meant to be a joke guys.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 15:37, archived)

a little respect, please

(piss and shit, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 15:42, archived)

lol

( Octo I ruin everything., Thu 4 Jun 2026, 10:32, archived)

pfffffff

( vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:02, archived)