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morning pissers

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 6:35, archived)
morning

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 6:46, archived)
I asked my girlfriend to sexually stimulate me with a set of keys but she just fobbed me off.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 7:05, archived)
haha 'girlfriend'
sure
(piss and shit, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 7:16, archived)
Hah girfriend

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:07, archived)
Hah, 'girl.'
Hah, 'friend.'
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:24, archived)
Hahg
'irl friend'
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:26, archived)
He'

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:58, archived)
?

(piss and shit, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:04, archived)
haha I think this is meant to be a joke guys.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 15:37, archived)
a little respect, please

(piss and shit, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 15:42, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 4 Jun 2026, 10:32, archived)
pfffffff

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:02, archived)
Shit on it

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 7:18, archived)
Interested in that Greek place?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 7:44, archived)
Inos?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 8:13, archived)
Oui

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 8:26, archived)
+just a little bit

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:24, archived)
STOP EATING OUT OF THE BIN MARTIN

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 4 Jun 2026, 10:32, archived)
ShDavid on David

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 10:35, archived)
I didn't know Vietnam had kingfishers. Same fast blue birds like the UK.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 8:14, archived)
There’s only one king fisher in our hearts, mongy.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 8:37, archived)
That Jeremy Wade cunt. With his river monsters. How about catching 3oz fish mate, real skill
ibb.co/8pZNvtg
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 8:39, archived)
3oz is probably pushing the weight

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 8:41, archived)
It's what you do with it that counts.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 8:44, archived)
I put it back. It swam away going, fucking tourists

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 8:50, archived)
lol GÂY

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 8:43, archived)
One of the first words I looked up upon arrival. Intense

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 8:49, archived)
nobody cares about your fucking stupid fucking sprat

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 4 Jun 2026, 10:25, archived)
I'd like to try that joke again please. Can you do the set up again.. about you liking Air Asia or whatever it was you said.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 11:34, archived)
I thought A Little Respect was a decent single but I didn't rate the rest of their stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 11:39, archived)
Breath of Life is their best one for me, by some distance

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 11:51, archived)
more of a Communards kind of guy eh, got it

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 12:20, archived)
Reverend Dick 'oles

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 12:21, archived)

Co Bu
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 4 Jun 2026, 12:25, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:17, archived)
It's national cheese day guy's!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:20, archived)
I don't give Edam!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:24, archived)
Gouda you find that out?
/Nederlandse_spreekt
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:27, archived)
I hate cheese.
Not allergic, can tolerate small amounts of very mild/sweet ones but I loathe the smell, taste, texture, everything. I can tell if there's cheese in a dish even when cheese-lovers can't detect it. I know it's weird, I like pretty much every other food.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:28, archived)
You fucking weird cunt

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:42, archived)
cheese wanker

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:46, archived)
You say that like it's a bad thing

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 10:04, archived)
yes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 10:05, archived)
my life would be a very noticable percentage fewer enjoyable if it did not contain cheese

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 10:45, archived)
maybe that's why I'm so miserable all the time

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 11:19, archived)
All cheese tastes the same

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 11:37, archived)
except for small amount of the very mild/sweet ones

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 11:39, archived)
What the fuck is wrong with you two wrongheaded cheesemongs?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:46, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:24, archived)
Allo allo

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 9:32, archived)