Fucking morning isn't it

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 6:04, archived)

Morning absolutely has to be decanted

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 6:25, archived)

knew instinctively you would go fuck yourself x

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 8:00, archived)

You get these morning people, don't you?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 6:38, archived)

I know, what's the deal with them right?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 7:58, archived)

Golfers, all of them

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 8:04, archived)

Can I shock you? I like wine.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 8:02, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking decant

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 8:06, archived)

= Ant + Dec, maybe yours will catch on.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 Jun 2026, 8:09, archived)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 23:42, archived)

Fucking is, too.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 7:19, archived)

That's the fucking spirit

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 8:04, archived)

I've got a tea and cake hangover
that'll learn me to go wild on a Wednesday night...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 7:37, archived)

No fucking please, we're British!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 7:57, archived)

knew fucking instinctively you would understand x

( vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 8:01, archived)

Yep
The area I live in has been declared a dispersal zone by the police, due to kids throwing stuff at cars and dropping things off the overpass, the little scrotes
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 8:44, archived)

The fuck is wrong with people.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 Jun 2026, 8:47, archived)

My first thought would be
A lot.
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 9:30, archived)

Ah the little tykes!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 9:09, archived)

fucksake

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 10:02, archived)

Hopefully that means they get to disperse cluster munitions over the area until the antisocial behaviour ceases.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 10:15, archived)

They should throw the munitions at the fucking parents

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 10:23, archived)

IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING

( Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Jun 2026, 9:18, archived)

Herpes?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 9:37, archived)

Yes.

( Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Jun 2026, 11:54, archived)

It's always herpes, never hispes

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 22:16, archived)

Ffs not again

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 9:22, archived)