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Bums. Locked myself out of the house for a couple of hours
But the gym has air con so got a workout done. How you coping with the hotHOTTYhots?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 19:26, Reply)

by reminding myself that those of us who are spared will look back on these years as a golden time, when things weren't so bad
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Vlad to see you!, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 19:33, Reply)
well, that's bleak

(piss and shit, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 19:47, Reply)
I know right πŸ₯°

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Vlad to see you!, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 20:02, Reply)
look into your heart though, you know it's true

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Vlad to see you!, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 20:02, Reply)
alright Darth

(piss and shit, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 21:03, Reply)
Your lack of faith disturbs me

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 21:38, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 19:33, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 19:55, Reply)
:)))

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Vlad to see you!, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 20:03, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 20:30, Reply)
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(piss and shit, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 21:00, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 21:13, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 21:41, Reply)
only an hour and 47mins after that one was already posted

(piss and shit, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 22:06, Reply)
Really?
Shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 22:08, Reply)
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(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 19:54, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 23 Jun 2026, 20:22, Reply)
Sitting in my garden topless, probably offending the neighbours with my fat hairy sweatiness
but being too fat, hairy and sweaty to care. Online.
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(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Vlad to see you!, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 21:20, Reply)
did you workout how to get into your house

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 20:28, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Vlad to see you!, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 21:20, Reply)
GO!

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lionooooo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 8:14, Reply)
Doing overtime
I hate it, but the entire building has very good air conditioning.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 20:40, Reply)
I finished early tonight
but because some bellends fucked up last week, I'm not allowed to go home yet
(piss and shit, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 20:59, Reply)
Prison sucks eh

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 21:08, Reply)
We've had electricians in
Which means having to hoover bits of ceiling tile off desks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 21:37, Reply)
Fox are determined to make everything about their world cup coverage as shit as possible

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 21:02, Reply)
by heavily featuring football I assume

(piss and shit, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 21:04, Reply)
actual lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 21:11, Reply)
*opens legs to check*
Nope, at least my cunt isn't singing "it's coming home"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 21:44, Reply)
pahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Vlad to see you!, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 22:05, Reply)
Did that happen last time, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 23 Jun 2026, 22:58, Reply)
there you go asking for details when you don't want details

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 1:17, Reply)