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morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 9:03, archived)
morning!
- o frabjuous day! My phone's latest update seems to have deleted my Facebook log in cookie, so I'm logged out and can't remember it.

This may be my most productive Sunday in years
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 9:32, archived)
oh no!
now you won't be able to watch algorithmically chosen reels or see adverts from their carefully chosen partners
(piss and shit, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 9:56, archived)
i know, how awful for me

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 14:11, archived)
Eww Facebook

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 11:14, archived)

Pretend
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 9:59, archived)
Lheaven

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 10:04, archived)
on the strength of this I googled Learth

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 14:18, archived)
Smell the Cadaverine

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 10:20, archived)
Everdaed

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 10:30, archived)
Questioning my Mortality

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 10:34, archived)
IDGI

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 19 Jul 2026, 11:45, archived)
Yeah this one’s gone over my head

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 11:45, archived)
Jennifer Finch of the band L7, famous for their hit song "Pretend That We're Dead" is dead

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 12:52, archived)
Or maybe she's just pretending.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 13:35, archived)
my brain just melted

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 0:19, archived)
cheers mr h

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 14:19, archived)
fuck's sake horrible, I wanted to leave them all hanging

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 14:59, archived)
Cf. Michael Hutchence, Ian Curtis

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 15:22, archived)
lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 15:50, archived)
See also: David Carradine, my mate Toby's dad

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 16:35, archived)
Soundgarden actually had a single called Pretty Noose, Cornell doing our job for us there

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 18:27, archived)
Most of Linkin Park's songs were about wanting to kill yourself too.
I remember the Kinks doing a live session on Mark & Lard's 10pm Radio 1 show in 1994, they had been booked to support Nirvana on a tour which never happened (one guy in my halls of residence had tickets for the Glasgow show, I asked him if he was gutted and he just laughed "I got a refund!"). Anyway, Radcliffe asked Ray Davies about Cobain, and he deadpanned "the man writes a song called 'I hate myself and want to die', you've got to take that as a hint."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 18:40, archived)
Was she the one who got her minge out on The Word?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 15:50, archived)
n

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 16:08, archived)
Yeah, Queef confirmed it was him

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 16:41, archived)
that was me m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 16:35, archived)
I thought I recognised it, I never forget a minge

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 16:42, archived)

for +ny
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 16:42, archived)
alright Khan, that minge wasn't even in the episode you were in

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 18:45, archived)
Not even in my top ten minges

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 21:03, archived)
morning
day out having fun today
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 10:02, archived)
And you think it's appropriate to post such degenerate activity here!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 17:38, archived)
COCKSNOT
Not really, JAPSTAIN'S

Off to Uncle Hon's BBQ in a bit, super excited and very hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 10:23, archived)
Might 'livestream' it for my 'followers'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 10:25, archived)
Foreign muck

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 10:33, archived)
The prospect of 12hr smoked sichuan beef ribs is giving me a rod-on

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 10:37, archived)
I'll probably have Thai, lol

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 11:10, archived)
Fuck me that was an easy 10/10 lunch
Good lord
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 16:36, archived)
alright Garold, you're a day late with the quiz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 19 Jul 2026, 18:41, archived)