The gayest of afternoonies to everyone here
'Gayest' in the sense of happiest obvs.
( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 22 Jul 2026, 13:41, archived)

WHAT

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 13:47, archived)

Aww, fanks Octo.
*bums*
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Jul 2026, 13:47, archived)

have you ever tried bumming in the other direction?
it's a blast
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 21:53, archived)

Not mutually exclusive

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 14:21, archived)

👆

( vladimir, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 14:22, archived)

I’m having the gayest of days, gaily bringing gaiety to all.
You might even call me a gaylord.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 14:26, archived)

Mince, then, wherever you may be,
For I am the Lord of the Gay, said he!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Jul 2026, 14:57, archived)

And I'll gay with you, wherever you may bee
I'll bum you right up the sting, said he
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 15:13, archived)

Smelly old wasp!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Jul 2026, 15:36, archived)

The lead singer of The Police was nicknamed 'Sting' because bee up the bum

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 15:48, archived)

I thought he was named after St Ing, the patron saint of gerunds.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 15:53, archived)

lol

( .Yeti., Wed 22 Jul 2026, 15:54, archived)

I thought it was because his name is Steve Ting

(piss and shit, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 16:25, archived)

I thought it was because he glows blue when orcs are nearby.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Jul 2026, 17:02, archived)

It's German, short for "Stinglangweilig"

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 21:40, archived)

Every Little Thing Bee Does Is Cock Prick

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 16:20, archived)

nesting in a bumhole

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 16:25, archived)

He'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Jul 2026, 17:02, archived)

🐢 🔌

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Jul 2026, 17:44, archived)

Your own, personal, bees nest

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 21:38, archived)

Don't stand so close to bees

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 16:28, archived)

Good advice

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 22 Jul 2026, 16:43, archived)

not if you're a bee

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 17:56, archived)

pffffffff

( vladimir, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 21:25, archived)

Bee In The Sahara

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 16:43, archived)

I don't get cocky with the bees, my dear
Don't want my bum stung on both sides
And you can see it in my pocket when I walk
Take my epipen to New York
( vladimir, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 18:55, archived)

you'll want to genuflect of course. Don't be embarrassed it's quite understandable. I always carry knee cushions with me for this reason
( vladimir, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 19:52, archived)

^The bees knees

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 21:42, archived)

I quite agrbee

( vladimir, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 22:39, archived)

-kn +b

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 22:31, archived)

actual lol

( vladimir, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 22:38, archived)

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(bou bees, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 18:54, archived)

💕

( vladimir, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 18:55, archived)