AFTERNOON FROM WAT MONTHOP

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 9:59, archived)

WAT

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 10:12, archived)

HUGE Yorkshire grump energy
( vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 10:14, archived)

Thar best be not goin across Wat Monthop's fields, he'll be settin dogs on thee and havin thy guts for garters
( vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 10:16, archived)

Buddhist, fairly chilled.

( mongychops, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 10:17, archived)

nice
( vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 10:56, archived)

I was thinking more STAR WARS energy,
He'd be a rubber-nosed alien running a dive bar on some godforsaken planet
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 10:26, archived)

I always thought that slight incline sounded like a Star Wars character
way before all these Glub Shitto pretenders showed up.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 10:37, archived)

The Bluetonezzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 10:39, archived)

www.tiktok.com/@limmytwitchclipsplus/video/7334420039040388384
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:03, archived)

with a racist accent

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 10:38, archived)

goes without saying, doesn't it?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 10:39, archived)

b3ta, you mean

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 10:45, archived)

I enjoyed that lightsaber duel between Darth Sidious and Ginger Cuckold

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 10:47, archived)

Meesa name jar jar dyer and meesa live in Naboo. Is muy muy fantastic. Meesa sound like a shit racist stereotype. Meesa like jedi. one time they went to Tatooine. Meesa went to Tatooine. but some kid did a podrace. Meesa no like it.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 10:55, archived)

only 25 days to go!
talklikejarjarday.com/countdown
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:06, archived)

I shot first, for I am a cunt

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 10:59, archived)

you: look my friend, there aren't enough parsecs to put between me and Wat Monthop, if he knows I'm in his bar right now I'll be twelve kinds of dead and so will you. Don't draw ANY attention to us ok, and we should be able to get out of here with most of our limbs still attached
( vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:00, archived)

me: *immediately putting on chicken costume and sparkly waistcoat, playing a one-man-band set-up* what like this do you mean
( vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:01, archived)

you: *from underneath table* not like that no
( vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:02, archived)

please stop liveblogging and start making up Star Wars bullshit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:05, archived)

Pffffff
( vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:06, archived)

Wat Monthop: *reaching for drystone-handled lightsaber from beneath bar* eh up oo disturbs the peace of my spacebar
( vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:05, archived)

you: oh that's just great just fucking great
me: sorry porcy *three more drumrolls and a parp on the trumpet* is this helping
Wat: *advancing* well if it isn't the scum of the ten galaxdales. Cross my fields will you lad I'll not forget
you: *tunelling into the ground frantically* not really no
( vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 11:10, archived)

a disney+ contract is in the post

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 15:07, archived)

pffffffff THANK YOU

( vladimir, Fri 24 Jul 2026, 15:32, archived)