Better than weevils though.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 10:01, archived)

weevils are evil
seeing as no-one else has bothered to post this
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 11:18, archived)

Yeah I thought I left that one as an open goal, bunch of lazy fuckers on this forum, thanks for stepping up Queefy.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 11:24, archived)

bunch of fucking slackers m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 11:29, archived)

Fuck 'em all
/the root of all weevils
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 11:38, archived)

So, what you do, yeah,
is you draw a picture of a big insect on a bit of paper, and you show it to someone and you say, 'What's this?', and they'll say, 'Dunno,' and you say, 'It's a weevil,' and then you draw a smaller picture of the same insect and ask, 'What's this?', and they'll say, 'Dunno,' and you say, 'It's the lesser of two weevils.'
( .Yeti., Tue 28 Jul 2026, 11:39, archived)

Oh mate.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 11:47, archived)

WEEVILS

( .Yeti., Tue 28 Jul 2026, 12:58, archived)

Yet you have the audacity to get the hump about what you consider to be shitposting on here.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 13:48, archived)

GUNTSMEG

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 14:23, archived)

ARSECLOUD

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 14:28, archived)

HOOPSTENCH

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 14:29, archived)

HOOP

+ DAMEJUDI
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 14:42, archived)

Damn skippy

( .Yeti., Tue 28 Jul 2026, 16:27, archived)

Weevil kenevil was well cool. One for the kids there.

( mongychops, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 12:41, archived)

I'm sure I had one of his toys, and it didn't work.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 12:59, archived)

my brother and I had the wind up stunt bikes, they were ace

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 13:42, archived)

Can confirm. Needs a flat surface to land. Still fun on carpet

( mongychops, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 13:47, archived)

We lived in a vicarage with a fucking gigantic parquet floored hall
It was perfect. We'd set up opposite each other and fire the bikes at each other. GURD TOIMES
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 16:40, archived)

OH NO THE VICAR IS HERE AND WE'VE GOT OUR CHOPPERS OUT *canned laughter*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 17:43, archived)

Sounds like a bit of a wind-up merchant.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 13:49, archived)