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BELLSMELL
Not really, hi
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 11:21, archived)
For Whom the Bell Smells

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 11:29, archived)
Helmetallica

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 13:21, archived)
Enter Smegman

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 13:23, archived)
Shafter of Puppets

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 13:30, archived)
... And Prepuce For All

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 13:31, archived)
Fromage, Inc.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 13:34, archived)
AC/DC: Hell's Bellends

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 13:51, archived)
For Those About To Cock

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 14:15, archived)
We Port Salut You

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 14:36, archived)
Haaaaaaaiiiigggggghhhhh waaaaaaaaahhhhhyyyy to smeeeeeeeeeeel!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 14:51, archived)
a cockwork orange

("TEMU Bou", Thu 30 Jul 2026, 14:58, archived)
oh come on now, I humoured garold veering off-topic by going from Metallica to AC/DC, but this is worse than one of ninj's irrelevant compo reposts.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 15:09, archived)
i'm neurodivergent
you can expect divergence from me
did you not see the nonsense on the main board?
("TEMU Bou", Thu 30 Jul 2026, 15:19, archived)
That's no excuse.
I've recently been diagnosed as a massive brainwrong and I concur that suddenly veering off into films when we're doing heavy metal albums is not acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jul 2026, 15:38, archived)
What's also beyond the pale
is referring to Anthony Burgess' 'A Clockwork Orange' as a "film" first and foremost, you philistine.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 16:33, archived)
your username intrigues me
it's like you wanted to be 'skunk from hell' but deemed yourself unworthy
("TEMU Bou", Thu 30 Jul 2026, 16:51, archived)
That's weirdly specific projection on your part,
SOUND THE NEURODIVERSITY HORN!

I used to be The Hedgehog From Hell but that account got banned for telling jokes on a part of the site where they asked people to tell jokes. This is the next phase of my existence, like Gandalf the White but on a moribund website.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 17:20, archived)
I notice you dickishly left out the part where you were being a dick

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 19:55, archived)
I assumed that went without saying

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:29, archived)
maybe you could work your way through
the 7 rings of hades
from dante's inferno
but i have no idea if he named them
or even if there were 7 for that matter
never having read it and being too lazy to google it at present
seems self-limiting to choose between only 2 options
("TEMU Bou", Thu 30 Jul 2026, 22:47, archived)
couldn't resist and googled them
looks like there are 9
pretty grim and i'm guilty of nearly all of them
english names not glamourous - maybe the latin ones would be cool
("TEMU Bou", Thu 30 Jul 2026, 22:58, archived)
how sick were the jokes?

("TEMU Bou", Thu 30 Jul 2026, 22:48, archived)
Quite a few of them were about a baby

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:30, archived)
Maybe you really need
www.nonces.com

and not b3ta?
("TEMU Bou", Fri 31 Jul 2026, 12:58, archived)
this is all true unfortunately
just saw cock and it was the first thing that came to mind
("TEMU Bou", Thu 30 Jul 2026, 16:34, archived)
Neurodivergence is old hat, everyone's bisexual these days.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 16:15, archived)
I know *I* am

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 16:38, archived)
oh. i thought everyone was bisexual already
i thought that came before neurodivergent
bipolar was all the rage for a while too
actually i'm just a wazzock that didn't follow/understand the references properly
("TEMU Bou", Thu 30 Jul 2026, 16:41, archived)

bi pie
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jul 2026, 18:29, archived)

sexual kin
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 18:59, archived)
I don't like Metallica
they're stupid with their stupid black album cover they can go and nosh off a narwhal.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 15:29, archived)
^ James Hatefilled

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 15:32, archived)
i also don't like metallica
so boring
("TEMU Bou", Thu 30 Jul 2026, 16:43, archived)
^ Lars Ennui

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 17:21, archived)
^Jason Oldnewstead

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jul 2026, 18:30, archived)
Hulllowsies

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 11:30, archived)
HELMHUM

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jul 2026, 11:41, archived)
PSTEAD
you dirty editing bastard
(piss and shit, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 13:17, archived)
I like this so I am clicking "I like this!"

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 14:13, archived)
Jason Pstead?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 14:13, archived)
sure, why not

(piss and shit, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 14:28, archived)
HORNHONK

(piss and shit, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 11:42, archived)
Yo. I'm a 30 minutes taxi to that pizza place, not on grab . I'm in hoi an I think. Cheaper. No fancy city hotels for me. Trying to stay under 1k a month.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 11:55, archived)
This place serves some of the best drinks I've ever had
hoianlocal.com/business/kang-lou-cocktail-bar/
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 12:23, archived)
My expenditure doesn't cover such treats . I'm here for the cheap. 5 beers for 2.70 does me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 12:31, archived)
It's amazing how little you can live on there eh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 12:41, archived)
It's great. Wet shave earlier cost me 2.50. I'll spring for that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 12:43, archived)
Not too far. Google maps says it's closed

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 12:33, archived)
Hello
Just had a 12 hour sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 11:57, archived)
Nice

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 12:29, archived)
That's a rarity
in this heat too?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 13:00, archived)
I haven't slept well all week
That usually results in me crashing out for anything up to 14 hours
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 14:07, archived)
Not really?
Not really? This lack of respect will not do. I just can't fathom how you think this is in any way acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 11:59, archived)
Eat shit m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 12:28, archived)
Fair enough, it’s about time for a lunch thread anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 13:15, archived)
ARSEWANK

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 14:43, archived)