openreach are useless fucking cunts
evening
(piss and shit, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 17:40, archived)

what seems to be the problem, sir?

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 18:09, archived)

Couldn't get an openreacharound.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Jul 2026, 18:27, archived)

subcontracting installations to pissant companies with no equipment
and turning 'when will the internet be installed?' into a rhetorical question
(piss and shit, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 18:42, archived)

that was decades ago, mate

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 18:46, archived)

and this morning
at my house
(piss and shit, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 18:54, archived)

wat de fock

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 19:40, archived)

fock is the phlegmish spelling

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:10, archived)

the rotters

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 19:50, archived)

Watching Children of Men
I still reckon Clive Owen would have been a decent Bond.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 19:24, archived)

Bond films are dogshit for idiots

(piss and shit, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 19:29, archived)

Steady on now, so edgy u might cut yirsel

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 19:46, archived)

i like that one with the car chase and the unusual baddie

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:08, archived)

dr.no no no no no no no no no no no no there's no limits?

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:30, archived)

Moonraver

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:35, archived)

The man with the golden gurn

( broadsword, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:42, archived)

Tuneraker

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:43, archived)

A View To A Pill

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:44, archived)

License to Pill

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:43, archived)

whoa

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:44, archived)

Thundertrippinballs

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:45, archived)

On Whizz Majesty’s Secret Service

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:48, archived)

oh it’s Her, never mind

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:48, archived)

You only whizz twice

( broadsword, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 21:16, archived)

Disco Biscuit Another Day

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:36, archived)

The Man With The Golden Gurn

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:36, archived)

octopussy
kind of came done already
("TEMU Bou", Fri 31 Jul 2026, 14:35, archived)

Clive Bill
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 19:32, archived)

Owen Sinclair
(piss and shit, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 19:33, archived)

Cl J
Owen Bunny
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 19:43, archived)

I keep meaning to watch this. I read the book
I saw that bit of the film that went viral and aaaaiiiiiieeee
( vladimir, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:01, archived)

mexican dub? like ur style, gringo

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:33, archived)

ummm yes thank you

( vladimir, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:59, archived)

+will always looove yooouuuuuuu

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:48, archived)

I WILL THO X

( vladimir, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:58, archived)

Oh I thought the book was a bit shit tbh
Film much better
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 22:45, archived)

I was about to say how much I enjoyed him in Cypher
but it turns out that it wasn't Clive Owen in that, it was Jeremy Northam. Which may explain the convincing American accent. I thought Croupier was crap but there was a fun short Beat The Devil directed by Tony Scott, with James Brown, Marylin Manson, Danny Trejo and Gary Oldman. It's a silly bit of fluff, glorified BMW advert but I enjoyed it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfh7NBIh4hg
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:41, archived)

of Men
I still reckon Clive Owen would have been a decent Bond.
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:28, archived)

His performance in the bourne identity still makes me laugh.

( Octo I ruin everything., Thu 30 Jul 2026, 21:42, archived)

His bumpy American accent in Inside Man was a baffling decision.
He was great in Sin City tho'.
( .Yeti., Thu 30 Jul 2026, 23:24, archived)

I have no basis for comparison
Please explain.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:06, archived)

The internet is a series of tubes

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:29, archived)

They're all in space now, the tubes
also datacenters
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 21:57, archived)

datacenters not yet, talking about it tho
stupid cunts.
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 23:01, archived)

Who are? The tubes? How do you know this?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 23:54, archived)

no

(piss and shit, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:33, archived)

oh go on. pleeeeaaase

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:35, archived)

Have you tried using an ISP that isn’t utter dogshit?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 20:36, archived)

openreach are the infrastucture. most (possibly not all) isps use the openreach network, most use it for everything, others for at least part of their networks
even companies like wildanet that try to install their own networks exclusively, still use many parts of openreach
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 21:14, archived)

^^

(piss and shit, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 21:17, archived)

Fucken’ nerds

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 21:21, archived)

uc ok nerds pr0ns
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 6:26, archived)