Something’s wrong with the sun
Any bright ideas?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 18:25, archived)

Have you tried switching it off and back on again?

( .Yeti., Wed 12 Aug 2026, 18:35, archived)

I would have but it takes 8 minutes to switch off after you hit the power button.
So it didn’t seem worth it.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 20:15, archived)

I'll switch you on

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 23:45, archived)

Found the scouser

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 18:37, archived)

Ey. Calm down.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 19:40, archived)

How exactly does one go about scousing?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Aug 2026, 21:24, archived)

claim to be chirpy and naturally funny
whilst simultaneously carrying a chip on your shoulder that's visible from space
(piss and shit, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 9:53, archived)

Cloudy af here, can’t see shit

#eclipsechat
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 18:50, archived)

I saw it, no cloud at all in Bristol.
It’s pretty much back to normal now. Boring old round sun.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 19:40, archived)

didnt even get dark total bs

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 19:45, archived)

Andy Burnham’s fault

Andy Boonham
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 19:47, archived)

Cloudless sky here brah

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 19:55, archived)

bruh

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 19:59, archived)

sick gains

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 1:42, archived)

salma hayek's bumtits

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 19:54, archived)

Is there a difference between a bumtit and a titbum?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 20:10, archived)

Don't you fuckin know?
Amateur.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 21:43, archived)

You'd know if you'd ever had a bumtit infestation

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 23:43, archived)

Lorna Boone

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 19:56, archived)

The sun has got his hat on, hip hip hip boonray

( broadsword, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 20:05, archived)

Shine on Harvey Boon

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 20:11, archived)

Marquee Boon

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 20:19, archived)

Booney M

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 20:39, archived)

The communist sun of Vietnam behaves itself

( mongychops, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 21:27, archived)

I made a pinhole projector!
Obligatory
pin bum
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Aug 2026, 21:39, archived)

Lucy Grave-is

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 21:42, archived)

Yes it was ruined by feminism and woke.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 23:42, archived)

Like /talk?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 7:18, archived)