Off to Bangkok today, before I head to Sri Lanka in a week or so. U up to much ?

( mongychops, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 2:23, archived)

No

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 6:02, archived)

Having a poo
Eating breakfast
Drinking wine
Not all at once
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 6:29, archived)

Do them all at once

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 8:47, archived)

I'd rather not

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 9:35, archived)

Dothemallatonce

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 10:27, archived)

Oh no, peer pressure!

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 11:09, archived)

-p +qu

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 12:16, archived)

quressure
lol mm etc
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 13:11, archived)

cheers

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 13:57, archived)

Off to see my nephews. A year since they lost their dad.
May have a bbq tomorrow. Will do a full risk assessment first though .
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 7:38, archived)

that long huh? shit.
i think a wildfire will take their minds off it tho.
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 14:00, archived)

morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 7:42, archived)

FUCK YOU

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 8:47, archived)

you would say that

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 12:17, archived)

Working til 4
tl;dr no
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 9:00, archived)

It's nearly 4.30pm here, close up

( mongychops, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 10:25, archived)

🫡

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 13:20, archived)

Going to hang a picture for the mental
Which is risky, considering I'll have a hammer in my hand and she pisses me off.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 10:27, archived)

alright Joshua Kerry

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 10:51, archived)

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

("TEMU Bou", Sat 15 Aug 2026, 18:48, archived)

This dog could not see or hear. What the duck did next shocked everyone.
This was one of my youtube recommendations today, along with several "See Lefties Losing It" videos. They think I'm Kristi Noem.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 12:46, archived)

“Fuck’s sake, these scissors are only for righties! I can’t work them at all!”

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 12:55, archived)

did the duck steal the dog's food

( vladimir, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 18:59, archived)

I didn't watch it, not really after shock right now

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 0:30, archived)

Fitting some skirting board.
It’s party central here.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 12:56, archived)

evening

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Aug 2026, 13:12, archived)

Made lunch for the family
Pasta of course
("TEMU Bou", Sat 15 Aug 2026, 18:50, archived)