morning ass blasters

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 6:02, archived)

So Nige says he "wasn't listening" during that funding meeting
- the funding meeting where he was offered half a million from a clearly foreign investor. Where he said "Thanks, both of you. Thanks."
I also always spontaneously say thank you to people I wasn't listening to. Doesn't everyone?
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 7:22, archived)

Thanks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 7:26, archived)

Thanks

( broadsword, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 7:35, archived)

Thanks

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 7:40, archived)

Thanks

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 7:46, archived)

Thank you
(Where is my £500k?)
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 8:18, archived)

Thanks
Nigel 'Handsome Dan' Farage
( .Yeti., Sun 6 Sep 2026, 8:20, archived)

Uh-huh

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 9:29, archived)

\o/

( .Yeti., Sun 6 Sep 2026, 10:46, archived)

It's all a conspiracy against Nigel and Reform by 'Big Politics' innit?
*opens another HMO*
( Octo I ruin everything., Sun 6 Sep 2026, 8:33, archived)

dunno. wasn't listening

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 8:39, archived)

thanks

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 8:38, archived)

Thanks

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 9:28, archived)

Yeah i asked for that

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 10:37, archived)

Appreciate the open goal though, thank you, genuinely this time

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 10:59, archived)

Thanks

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 11:02, archived)

Is it? Is it really, though?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 8:18, archived)

Meatopia for me today, very excited. It'll be my fifth time there I think

not GS
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 9:40, archived)

not
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 6 Sep 2026, 11:27, archived)

+. sh
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 11:39, archived)

Andy Burzum

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 11:45, archived)

Theresa Mayhem

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 11:45, archived)

Head of David Cameron

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 13:27, archived)

William Lamb of God

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 14:35, archived)

Benjamin Disrailgun

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 14:37, archived)

Graboids become Shriekers, Shriekers become Assblasters
And Assblasters lay the eggs that become Graboids again.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 19:22, archived)