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Overdue afternoon

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Hi

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Shove it up your ring piece, fuckwit

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 14:15, Reply)
SEX PEST BEBBEH!

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 14:18, Reply)
DD52S

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 14:26, Reply)
Use your membership ID as shown on your membership ID card. If you are using the membership ID found in the address portion of your SOARING magazine, DO NOT enter the preceding zeros.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 14:29, Reply)
SOARING magazine

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 14:30, Reply)
MOTHERFUCKERS BE SOARIN

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 14:33, Reply)
THEY SEE ME SOARIN', THEY HATIN'

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DO NOT enter the preceding zeros

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 15:47, Reply)
Pay attention 7, it's not a toy

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the ze

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ps I did it again

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bi-Wan never told you what happened to your father

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More like SORE RING magazine, round these parts, eh pals?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 18 Sep 2026, 17:34, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 17:40, Reply)
There's an 'le in the zone layer

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Two Hundred Leagues Under The Sea

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Sep 2026, 0:36, Reply)
arseboon overduo

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 14:14, Reply)
Sounds like some sort of 1990s authentication method

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 14:15, Reply)
I see you too have been cursed by Duo MFA
Duo MFA being my favorite member of Wu-Tang Clan
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 14:20, Reply)
ODBC

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 14:26, Reply)
on RedHat/CentOS sudo yum install unixODBC unixODBC-devel

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 14:32, Reply)
on Windows you RUN CMD

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It's tricky.

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You can't grow a neckbeard with commands like that

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 15:45, Reply)
C.R.E.A.M.
Cheers Reads Eggy Arsehole Monthly
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 14:33, Reply)
So do I

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 14:35, Reply)
+Sm

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 14:35, Reply)
it's for albuwomen and albumen

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 14:38, Reply)
Different yolks for different folks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 14:41, Reply)
Comes with a cardboard binder that holds up to 12 issues

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 14:50, Reply)
I tried to track down the publisher but it's just a shell company

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 14:55, Reply)
It's ok but it doesn't really cater to my Humpty Dumpty fetish

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 14:56, Reply)
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Guess what I've got on my face

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You’re damn right I do

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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Sep 2026, 0:32, Reply)
Afternoon

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getting on the dizzyade for Peter Shilton's birthday
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