wot no afternoon thread?
afternoon
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 15:36, archived)

Skyrockets in Fred
assuming that was that French kid's name, the one who got his hand blown off
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 15:44, archived)

-hand blown off +neck burned

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 16:06, archived)

I always doubted that story, but look at France now, kids burning all sorts.
I formally apologise to Jacob Dyer for doubting him.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 17:20, archived)

It’s barnaby bear you should be apologising to

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 18:14, archived)

Want to feel old? Jacob Dyer is a grandfather now.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 5 Oct 2026, 19:16, archived)

my name is jacob dyer and i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i went to bristol . i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i have Alzheimer’s

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 19:34, archived)

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 20:10, archived)

Been talking to my mate Fred today

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 16:48, archived)

How is he?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 17:03, archived)

He said he was right

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 17:12, archived)

+ wing

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 18:14, archived)

Garold, you mean.
/ac
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 5 Oct 2026, 19:16, archived)

... but you go on ONE fascist march...

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 19:34, archived)

+ and his Mom got scared

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 19:35, archived)

I heard he was bummed

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Oct 2026, 0:17, archived)

Crisis team didn't show up
He admitted that he's been off his meds for much longer than we thought. It's not going well.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 20:04, archived)

I tried ringing our local crisis team yesterday for a patient.
I was number 10 in the queue for about 20 minutes. I gave up and told them to go to A&E instead
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Oct 2026, 0:18, archived)

afternoon

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 15:58, archived)

noon willy

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 16:06, archived)

wider than a mile

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 16:15, archived)

lol

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 16:28, archived)

bou’s fanny, you mean

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 16:28, archived)

Spanishfly's waistline, you mean

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 17:02, archived)

my fucken ballbag, you mean

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 18:16, archived)

Banned user AB's wife, you mean

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Oct 2026, 1:20, archived)

arseboon dilbaro?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 6 Oct 2026, 1:45, archived)

Big fat smelly sweaty fannies

( mongychops, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 17:21, archived)

Yes?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 17:26, archived)

Can I speak to a manager

( mongychops, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 17:35, archived)

you can speak to a mongager

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 18:23, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8466611
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 18:15, archived)

Our fine four fingered friends

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Oct 2026, 1:22, archived)

Richard Osman looks like he has halitosis.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 19:05, archived)

No, that was Bruce Wayne

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 22:51, archived)