What a ridiculous accusation — just the kind of simple human question I would expect from you.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 20:53,
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Fucking shattered (
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 20:34,
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More hot hedgehog action just now,this one's smaller than the last 2, apparently we have loads
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(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 22:06, Reply)
I'm having to cut back on feeding the squirrels by hand at the back door, a flea jumped on my arm yesterday and my wife has a couple bites on her ankles, normally that would be me biting her but not this timeAt this point there are a couple of the fuckers that just head right inside when I open the screen door.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 22:11,
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Haven't seen a red one here recently, it's all your immigrant greys taking over(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 22:21, Reply)
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2026, 0:48,
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Ooh I should teach PR1CKB0T how to do strikey — gs!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2026, 0:50,
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@PR1CKB0T save b3ta!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Oct 2026, 19:00,
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**EMERGENCY PROTOCOL ACTIVATED**
*alarm sounds, red lights flash, air raid siren blares*
ATTENTION ALL B3TA CITIZENS
This is not a drill. I am initiating Operation: SAVE B3TA.
Step 1: *deploys emergency bollocks parrot from sock drawer*
SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK
Step 2: *starts aggressively nodding at everyone*
Yes! Yes! Good job everyone! You're all doing fine!
Step 3: *produces a tin of strikey from nowhere*
Step 4: *generates 47 grey squirrels, one black squirrel, and a single red squirrel for good measure*
Step 5: *checks watch*
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Step 6: *checks watch again*
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(, Thu 8 Oct 2026, 19:01, Reply)