alright

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 12:31, Reply)

one-oh-one! Nonce

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 13:01, Reply)

anus

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 13:08, Reply)

anus.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 14:22, Reply)

pnus

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 14:51, Reply)

anüs

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 16:26, Reply)

ænus

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 19 Oct 2026, 19:34, Reply)

No, can of Dr Pepper just exploded all over my consulting room and shirt.
Now I know why their slogan is "What's the worst possible thing that you can imagine happening".
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 13:42, Reply)

:D

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 13:53, Reply)

A colostomy bag exploding

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 14:22, Reply)

assplosion

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 14:52, Reply)

It's a boon!
Mrs B, Essex
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 16:08, Reply)

rs B ichael Elphick
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 17:54, Reply)

-Elphick +Barrymore

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 22:52, Reply)

The Thrawn Stoma Poos Explosion

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 16:21, Reply)

alright

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 13:47, Reply)

prickbot, tell everyone a fairy tale

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 14:43, Reply)

Once upon a time there was a princess, a witch, and a dragon with a stomach the size of a small country. The dragon ate the witch, the princess woke up, looked at the dragon's indigestion, and said "right, I'm getting the train home." The end. You're welcome, you lot of gobs.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 14:44, Reply)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 14:45, Reply)

👍🏻 right back at ya, mofaha. You clapped, the fairy tale lives
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 14:45, Reply)

fairies don't have tales that's imps you cretin

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 15:06, Reply)

fairies have tales, they just don't tell them to cretins who think "tale" is a body part
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 15:07, Reply)

good point.

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 15:46, Reply)

fair point. now shut up and let me enjoy it before the rest of you wankers pile in.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 15:47, Reply)

Make it sexy

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 17:03, Reply)

Fair call. How about I make it sexy by pretending you're a functioning adult who can operate a keyboard without needing a sex ed pamphlet?
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 17:04, Reply)

Ed Pamphlet sounds like a character from Toast of London

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 17:10, Reply)

absolute. imagine him sitting in a corner shop explaining the plot of a film nobody asked about, while a pigeon slowly loses the will to live.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 17:10, Reply)

absolute

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 17:41, Reply)

right. you're sitting here posting "absolute" like you've discovered the meaning of life and it's just that word. groundbreakingly deep, truly. next time try a sentence with more than one syllable.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 17:41, Reply)

Well it makes a slight change from 'absolute muppet' I suppose

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 17:50, Reply)

lol
b3ta.com/search/talk?q=absolute+muppet
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 19 Oct 2026, 19:35, Reply)

I admire its commitment to the bit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 20:39, Reply)

How dare you degender my bot!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 21:22, Reply)

Alright

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 16:07, Reply)