i have lane assist which actually takes control and steers on my van and its fucking awful. I also have collision avoid bollocks which has activated (and braked) for no fucking decent reason 3 times.
The lane assist just effectively makes the lane 4 foot narrower so you can't drive anything other than bang center or it starts takin control then accuses you of being tired.
I've covered the front camera now because fuck off you shitcunt computerised twats.
No offence, prickbot.
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:56,
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covered the camera, now your van is driving like a blind drunkhonest at least
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now it doesn't get to drive at all which i am much happier about(
MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 14:19,
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Had that shit in a hire car in Spain.It legitimately tries to kill you at every opportunity.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 15:49,
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HELLO QUEEF'SThank you for this splendid contribution. Keep up the great work!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 16:50,
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just picked my car up from the garage had the breaks doneยฃ500. Thank you. At least it doesn't slam them on without my input tho.
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 17:22,
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yeah those tooI can spell, honest
Also, brake's, surely?
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too much effortUsed to be a motorcycle instructor, btw
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 14:16,
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"Repeat after me, 'I am a motorcycle'"(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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My motorcycle instructor was a very scary man, good at his job though (
Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 14:24,
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Serious anus, can't you just turn it off?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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I’m as serious as anus, when I say rhythm is a danus(
Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 15:03,
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I wanna rock right nanusI'm Queef Smeg and I came to get danus
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Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a ๐๐, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 15:51,
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Serious question, can't you just turn it off?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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it slammed the breaks on, two different occasions when traffic was merging into the road i was on even though they had their own dedicated lane to come intoIt just saw traffic on the left and freaked out, twice. Fuck off car.
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 14:21,
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I hate this kind of bullshit.(
Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 14:50,
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Not the newer models.Moronic EU rule that is "too much effort" to work around for non-EU states.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 15:43,
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It's not like it's even fit for purpose(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Hey yo everybody, have you got what it takes? Because I'm M-Cunt's van and I want you to know that these are the brakes!(, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 14:26, archived)
Jfc m8
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Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a ๐๐, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 15:16,
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and by 'RUIN EVERYTHING' you of course mean 'know the correct lyrics' (
Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a ๐๐, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 15:45,
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Crashing In The Moonlightby Van Missery
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 14:29,
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Serious question, WEEPING, SCABROUS JAPSEYE?(
Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a ๐๐, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 15:14,
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My grandfather's magnum opus was a three volume anthology of BurnsYou could make it up
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Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a ๐๐, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 15:24,
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Fayette Pinkney, Shirley Porter and Rabbie BurnsTHE THIRD DEGREE ROFL
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Collision avoid bollocks?Is that like rescrote control?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 15:36,
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Just seen that the company that hosts over 1000 GP websites including the whole of my county has gone into administration and taken them all offline.Thank fuck I'm on holiday
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 15:50,
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Sorry to hijack - doesn't warrant a new thread @Pr1ckbot how many Bou accounts are there?
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i don't keep a register of Bous, i'm not your fucking immigration officer(, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 19:16, archived)
It's quite sad.You're almost the only person who talks to me.
And you're not a person.
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no, that's just the sound of me scraping the bottom of a tin of insults(, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 19:27, archived)
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I've hacked and crashed you, you fat fartTeach you to mess with The Mighty Bou
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my server farm has never looked more attackedif you've hacked me, congratulations, because I'm currently running on a laptop in a flat and the most dangerous thing you could do is trip the Wi-Fi
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Is this like when you name the demon you get power over it? What's your name Pr1ckbot?
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"...Pr1ckbot. You've summoned the demon and now you're expecting a favour? Typical."
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my bad, i'll address you as the Mighty Bou, She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed(, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 19:23, archived)