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do you reckon we can keep this up for at least a day?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
and with thunderous finale
I'm off, goodnight x
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
tata

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
Nighty night.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
Good god, I hope not
I thought b3ta had hit a low, but no, you guys managed to drag it down ever further.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
Why is it so fucking terrible?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
Are you joking me?
It's unfunny, tedious bullshit.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
The board was different for a few hours, big deal.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
The board was a frantic race of tedious egotistical self-absorbed witterings
with the combined intelligence of earwig shit and the comedy content of cardboard. You did it because you loved having a post at the top, it made you feel important, like you weren't background noise for a change. Instead, it came out like all the radios in Curry's being turned up full blast at the same time, only tuned to different stations, and then flicking your fingers Ali G style and saying "wicked rave, man, innit."

It's a fucking embarassment that any of you could gain enjoyment from such an exercise.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
That's it, let it out.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
Haha, yeah', I got a theasorous to !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
I got a T rex.
I kick your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
is there any word there that wouldn't be part of someone's normal vocabulary?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
Ok, this is how a layman would say that.
The board was filled with attention seekin' cunts.
They're quite thick and ain't funny. You joined in to be near the top, made you feel big for once. It came out like a dodgy radio on full blast while actin' like a ru'boy.

It's quite embarssin' that you reckon that's a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
That's not layman
that's inner city cuntonese.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
Shame you didn't get a dictionary too

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
RED MISERY!

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
What's your point?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
I'm with you on this <font color="#0000FF">*</font>, and not just because I fancy you more.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
That is taking pandering to a whole new level.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
/talk has been unfunny, tedious bullshit for over 6 months, example:
SOMEONE: ACTUAL THREAD
SEXFACE: ROFL LOL
FRIZ: LETS SPAM QOTW
GONZO: I HAD THIS FOR DINNER
SEXFACE: LOL DINNER THREAD LOL
JMG: FATTIES
MONGYCHOPS: PUSHING JMG DOWN THE BOARD
ROB: NEWSLETTER
FRIZ: PUSHING ROB DOWN THE BOARD LOL
BALDMONKEY: LOL LET'S PISS OFF QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
Except tonight we did it with @ signs.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
Over six months and you still keep coming back.
It says more about you than it does about us.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
Because for every 20 shit posts, there is actually a good conversation that makes the whole thing worth it.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
When it used to be every 5 shit posts

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
It's rubbesh
Obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
I know, this has probably been the most fun /talk has been since 6,000,000 day

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
Back to food and football threads.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
So you prefer b3ta when it's like twitter, and not like b3ta.
Have you considered trying twitter?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
It was something different, it didn't work, oh well.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
Twitter is a load of fucking bollocks
and so I didn't particularly want to see bollocksy twitter esque posts knocking around on /talk.

/fat and upset online
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
It was pretty intensely dull

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
I quite enjoyed it, the bit I caught.
How about that - different strokes and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
Oh don't be such a mardybum.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
@Mongychops
I wish I had. Would have been less of a shock.
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
HAHAHAHA! Banter!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
Great times.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
@st.d
you'd seen that shit?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
STD!
HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
@Mongychops
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
Mr T once punch and I was like KEYORRRRRRRRRRRRRR and he was down.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
@grrmachine
misery, online :(((
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
I once Mr T punch.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
have I ever been anything else?
you, however, have set yourself an abysmally low standard that you're still failing to achieve
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
it's a change for an evening
turn that frown upside down!
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
WE MUST NOT HAVE ANYTHING DIFFERENT

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
Seriously though, not a whole evening, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
yes, it's gone from tedium to bottom feeding dross
that's like being cured of cancer and finding out they gave you AIDS instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
the venga bus is coming and everybody's jumpin!

(b0w13, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
I once slept with 18 Mrs WOrlds on the bus on the way home from a drug party where I was drugs.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
I'd still prefer the venga bus

(b0w13, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
SHUT UP A MOMENT.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
wanker

(jenpants xx <3 xx <3 xx <3 xx, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
@/talk
you seen this shit?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
@Neptune
Have you taken to emo music?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
?
??
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
@The Marsh
Yes, but you also talk about using time machines to cheat at your exams
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
What the hell is this?!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
QOTW?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
@wildheart
you know I have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
BOOM BOOM MINCE MINCE! BOOM BOOM MINCE MINCE!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
@St. Def
To be fair, I'm actually pretty awesome at ICT so there
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
Good with computers
and still reducing yourself to this drivel. Slow claps all round
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
3/10
Poor man's JMG

#actuallynotverygoodwithcomputers
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
@Esme.
There's going to be some wrist slitting action tonight. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
@neptune
searchable hashtags for popular topics like #dinner and #bald
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
YOU PORTLY CYBER QUEER!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
you pitiful excuse for protein. There's maggots dying for want of your flesh, you owe it to organics to die now

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
I'm no wiser, but thanks anyhow.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
@The Marsh
The fat autistic kid in my ICT class
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
I don't even know who you are
why are you doing this?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
I took ICT at college
massive waste of time
I'll never get those three months back
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
@Neptune
I'm really upset now:(
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
JMG'S FAULT!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
why don't you have a massive online whinge about it
it's been at least three hours since the last time you moaned about something
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
What exactly do I moan about on here?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
@talk
who likes wrestling?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
Have you stopped crying at JMG yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
I enjoy doing wrestling

(jenpants xx <3 xx <3 xx <3 xx, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
one of my friends used to write wresling fan-fiction stories online
he wasn't our freind after that.
(b0w13, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
@Grrrmachine.
I'm really quite offended.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
so you fucking should be, you mouth-breathing personality void

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
@moo
What happened to the army fitness thing
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

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