At the risk of appearing rude, that thread was somewhat limited in scopelol scope
How's it going? Lovely sunny day today here in 50p Ham.
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Warming up nicely here Was going to go for a walk down the beach, but it'll be full of wankers, so I'll find somewhere else to go
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 28 May 2020, 10:36,
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Everyone seems to want a piece of me, today, so I'm not getting a great deal done. Other than that, all is well. Went rollerskating round a lake, last night, which was fun for as long as the surface was good, and shit otherwise.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 28 May 2020, 10:44,
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A piece of my brain. Haha, like in Fawlty Towers!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 28 May 2020, 10:55,
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Your puntuation, is terrible, today.(
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Not bad, going to walk over the red barn at lunch as I've heard from 2 people they are serving pints outside (, Thu 28 May 2020, 10:46, archived)
didn't pan out well for Maria Marten(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 May 2020, 10:46,
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lovely here in the c.o.v. and all(
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2D platformers thread.There is a constant traffic of construction workers with wheelbarrows going back and forth past my house, which is winding up the neighbours' dog no end.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 28 May 2020, 10:46,
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Getting my car servicedfirst time I've driven anywhere in weeks
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 May 2020, 10:49,
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Downside to having my home office in one of the boys' bedroomsis that I've just been enveloped by a cloud of Lynx Africa.
*cough*
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 28 May 2020, 10:58,
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Ah, Lynx, the smell of teenage desperation (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 28 May 2020, 11:07,
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Fortunately, this one is still at the "girls? Urgh!" age. His brother, on the other hand, appears to have entered an "anime tiddies" phase.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 28 May 2020, 11:16,
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As long as they don't have tentacles coming out of them, he should be fine (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 28 May 2020, 11:45,
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The Japanese really know how to put you off your stroke. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 28 May 2020, 11:50,
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Still at homeHopefully will be for some time, the last thing I should be doing is catching four tubes a day and then coming home, when Mrs Queef comes home, risky af
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Thu 28 May 2020, 7:31,
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too right, possibly out today or tomorrow(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Thu 28 May 2020, 7:55,
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not today apparently, slight temperature :((
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Thu 28 May 2020, 8:33,
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someone's woken up on the wrong side of the bed(
Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Thu 28 May 2020, 8:48,
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Really looking forward to the next spike in COVID-19 cases. Opening schools is going to go sooooo well.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 28 May 2020, 8:19,
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I'm glad the pair of you could spend the time this morning on the forum and not attending your sage meetings (, Thu 28 May 2020, 8:24, archived)
Do I look like an unqualified SPAD? #satire
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 28 May 2020, 8:29,
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I'm going up so you'd better get this party started. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 28 May 2020, 8:30,
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Our local schools have vetoed a July opening Which is good, because no way were we sending my niece and nephews back till it's safe
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh(, Thu 28 May 2020, 8:19, archived)
another day busy owning libtards, cucks, snowflakes and soyboys like you (, Thu 28 May 2020, 8:35, archived)
good morning Tim McFrownyFaceturn your face upside down
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Thu 28 May 2020, 8:50,
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good ta, got the jelly and ice cream ready for my test and trace launch party this afternoon, should be a good one(
broadsword wβ, Thu 28 May 2020, 8:42,
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I cannot really be bothered with any of this malarkey today.Please come back tomorrow.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 28 May 2020, 8:50,
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Nah, you're alright.It's more the whole "wage slave" thing that's getting on my wick today. Still, almost the weekend, as they say.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 28 May 2020, 9:03,
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Morning Had a very nice sleep and I'm going for a walk later
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 28 May 2020, 8:59,
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Apparently there is now something called boo for Boris which happens every Tuesday. So now they're finally dropping the clap for the NHS bullshit they've come up with another reason to scream and bang pans together. I wish they'd just be honest and create an 'I am an attention seeking retard who likes making loud noises' hashtag and have people clap for that. Unfortunately this would require a level of self-awareness that these fuckers just don't have.
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The unofficial national sport has always been bellowing like a howler monkey.Cf. football matches.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 28 May 2020, 9:43,
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At least then it was confined to a stadium and I didn't have to see people I live near autistically mooing at each other, then congratulating each other on a job well done. Brighton's enough of a mental asylum without encouraging this sort of shit.
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No, I'm half left! Hahahaha!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 27 May 2020, 16:16,
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He didn’t say all right, he said al right, so unless your name is al right the answer is no, I’m not al right. Admittedly it’s not humorous, but it is correct. (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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At least you didn't make it any less funny. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 27 May 2020, 20:46,
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Yeah www.masterofmalt.com/gin/larios-12-botanicals-premium-gin/
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Larios is fucking awesomeI also love their strawberry one but then Iβm a hom so I would
this one:
www.masterofmalt.com/gin/larios/larios-rose-gin/
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meh, I'm personally not keen on pink gin, each to their own though(, Wed 27 May 2020, 16:43, archived)
Is it gin, is it pink? WELL?(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Is that as sickly sweet as it sounds?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 May 2020, 18:48,
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it is sweetbut def not sickly
nowhere near as sweet as sloe gin for example
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I've got this one on the go at the moment, courtesy of my sisterwww.amazon.co.uk/Tipsy-Tortoise-Gin-grapefruit-liquorice/dp/B0822PMTGC
It's vg
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 27 May 2020, 16:47,
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nice bottle too, going to keep that for my next batch of hot saucegoing to make this one next time
jessicainthekitchen.com/scotch-bonnet-pepper-hot-sauce-roasted-garlic-carrots/
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 27 May 2020, 17:01,
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I make the occasional batch of limoncello when I can get Sorrento/Sicilian lemons(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 27 May 2020, 17:33,
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That looks good I had a very nice rhubarb and ginger gin a while ago, wish I could remember what it was called
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 27 May 2020, 18:00,
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I know this one. It was "rhubarb and ginger flavoured gin".
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 27 May 2020, 20:48,
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just broken my 5pm rule and cracked a nommy lager(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 27 May 2020, 16:50,
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Few minutes to go till I finish my online video chatThen nommy Ghost Ship
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I had that once in a pub in Leighton BuzzardI'm not an ales man apart from the odd one in winter in a pub with a fire. Don't know if it was the pub, the beer itself or just my taste but I thought it was fucking revolting, like the sediment from my brother's homebrew in the 80s
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 27 May 2020, 17:03,
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Ghost Ship is fucking rank, Richard.Your summation is correct.
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it had what looked like - and tasted like - little bits of poo in it(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 27 May 2020, 17:22,
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it's awfulStill, not as bad as Greene King IPA or Doom Bar, both of which are disgusting.
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haha, Brown Ring IPA and Gay Bar I call them!!(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 27 May 2020, 17:42,
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Feeling rather chipper Just bleached the floors
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 27 May 2020, 18:03,
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Had a conversation earlier about coronavirus neologisms,with "furlough Merlot", "bored-eaux" and "Cabernet tedium" apparently being used as jocular references to the nation's creeping confinement alcoholism.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 May 2020, 18:46,
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My mate buys cheap wine boxes And gets pissed off when I call it Cardboardeaux
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 27 May 2020, 18:54,
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"They" should have combined lockdown with prohibition, for maximum lols(, Wed 27 May 2020, 19:48, archived)
They did it in South Africa, where it kept domestic violence at manageable levels.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 May 2020, 19:49,
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Hmm, am I more likely to beat my wife because I'm drunk, or because I desperately need a drink?(, Wed 27 May 2020, 19:51, archived)
Give her the back of your tentacle (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 27 May 2020, 21:12,
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The actor who plays Steve McDonald is going to quit social mediaafter a drunken rant defending Dominic Cummings.
Also, fucking hell, he's only 45.
*Steve McDonald face*
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Lovely day to be stuck indoors. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 27 May 2020, 7:35,
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bit overcast here, not that it makes much fucking difference chained to a deskI'm starting to really want a holiday
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 27 May 2020, 7:53,
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Morning Warm again, so iced coffee this morning
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 27 May 2020, 7:45,
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I bit the bullet and bought a fancy coffee machine a year or two backIn terms of cost per drink it's worked out to be a very good investment, unlike the air fryer which has only been used two or three times. Should have bought a deep fat fryer but the Mrs was having none of it, the healthy prick.
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 27 May 2020, 7:54,
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I bought a cafetiere a while ago Binned it after a fortnight as I have no self control and migraines hurt
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 27 May 2020, 8:11,
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I used to have a percolator, would always end up drinking the whole pot and then feeling ill. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 27 May 2020, 8:43,
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This is why I don't have a percolator.My little Italian stovetop jobbie makes precisely one cup at a time and that's perfect.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 May 2020, 8:46,
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I tend to water down the output from my mokka pot, giving me two cups. Or, this morning, an enormous iced latte (in a novelty Rick & Morty mug with rubber butt).
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 27 May 2020, 8:49,
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"NOT DISHWASHER OR MICROWAVE SAFE" The butt goes on top of the mug. If the coffee is hot, it should fart steam (it doesn't, though).
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 27 May 2020, 9:10,
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I try to stick to 2 cups a day now According to my doctor, even that's too much
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 27 May 2020, 9:01,
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My dentist has told me off, many times. I try to keep to <4 cups per day.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 27 May 2020, 9:17,
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My dentist has only told me off for melting my bite guard (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 27 May 2020, 9:42,
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I ate my retainer in my sleep. How did you melt the bite guard?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 27 May 2020, 9:53,
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I was cleaning it And overestimated its tolerance to boiling water
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 27 May 2020, 10:05,
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My mum's doctor ordered her off coffee entirely for a while.All this talk of coffee has made me want another one now.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 May 2020, 9:36,
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I could have decaf, but what's the point?(
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 27 May 2020, 9:43,
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my brother goes 50/50 caff/decaff(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 27 May 2020, 9:58,
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I've had decaf But I prefer the real thing
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 27 May 2020, 10:08,
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I buy decaf for my daughter, as she's too young to be developing a caffeine addiction.It's fine, and I can get a placebo caffeine hit.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 27 May 2020, 10:23,
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I let mine have the occasional espresso, it started in Tuscany last year, she thinks it's well grownupThe way I see it, if she were Italian or French she'd be on the diluted wine by now so a coffee every month or two isn't a major deal
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 27 May 2020, 10:49,
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She'll occasionally get real coffee, if I've already made it, but already decaff if she's making it for herself. She's also fond of my beer, which she's allowed sips of.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 27 May 2020, 10:51,
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Quite right, too.Family friend kicked her daughters out at 16. 50% success rate, I'd say.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 27 May 2020, 10:59,
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I let my kids have a bit of heroin now and thenbetter they experience these things in the safety of their own home and learn how to handle them responsibly
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 May 2020, 11:17,
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I, too, let your kids have a bit of heroin now and then(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 27 May 2020, 11:20,
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relevant to your interestsb3ta.com/board/11315235
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 May 2020, 11:23,
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 27 May 2020, 11:48,
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Not sure that's consistent with lockdown rules.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 27 May 2020, 11:23,
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Is an "air fryer" just an oven? (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 27 May 2020, 8:43,
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it's basically a small convection oven(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 27 May 2020, 8:46,
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Sounds like a great buy! (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 27 May 2020, 8:49,
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it does make great scotch eggshowever it turns out mrs Q doesn't like scotch eggs
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 27 May 2020, 9:10,
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the scotch eggwas actually invented by Fortnum and Mason in London
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this is in no way certaintheculturetrip.com/europe/united-kingdom/england/articles/the-contentious-history-of-the-scotch-egg/
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 27 May 2020, 9:25,
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love thatβthe scotch egg was invented by fortnum and mason, bit was it? It may have been invented in Whitby where they made something that wasnβt a scotch egg, or in india where they made something that wasnβt a scotch eggβ
granted, wrapping an egg in stuff isnβt a unique idea, but the argument that other things were wrapped around eggs before sausage meat doesn't mean that the idea of wrapping an egg in sausage meat wasnβt originated by Fortum and Mason.
Fucking hell Iβve just written a treatise on the origin of the scotch egg, based purely on knowledge gleaned from a weebl animation. I really need a fucking job.
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I don't like Scotch Eggs, either. Cancel the picnic.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 27 May 2020, 9:19,
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Hullo.I've just been for a cycle to recce a potential new flat.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 May 2020, 8:10,
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I've got a 'recce' as I type this(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 27 May 2020, 8:22,
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Brb, going to duff up a few rozzers.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 May 2020, 8:32,
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Are you taking the micce?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 27 May 2020, 9:50,
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morninh Richydid you notice how only the "really cool" people on b3ta use the recently enabled "allowed emojiticons" by our wonderful mods?
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Wed 27 May 2020, 8:26,
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Got myself air con yesterday, pretty exciting, just need to lose my job now so I can spend the summer blasting cold air at my nips(
broadsword wβ, Wed 27 May 2020, 9:12,
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waassssaaaaaaaphaha like in the advert
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 May 2020, 9:03,
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I've had three in total, one was complete gash though(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 27 May 2020, 12:11,
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I've had 2 days off through this whole furlough business(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 26 May 2020, 16:14,
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Four full days off since the end of March here(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Tue 26 May 2020, 16:19,
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sad to hear. I thought you were slumming it like all the rest of us :((
Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Tue 26 May 2020, 21:16,
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So far, unspectacular.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 26 May 2020, 15:54,
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In about an hour and a half, I may put that theory to the test.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 26 May 2020, 16:12,
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drawing a vector of my own face out of pure boredomso, yeah, sort of
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lovely and sunnyjust treated myself to a bottle of perfume, too
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 May 2020, 16:42,
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oh aye, Mrs Q favours Jo Malone, the expensive bastardThey've said she might be home tomorrow so I have cleaning to do this evening, not very much tbh
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Tue 26 May 2020, 16:53,
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well, at least you'll be able to see her in personand being home will make her feel better, i'm sure. i usually buy dior poison, the original one, but i've gone with my number 2 choice due to price and got ghost deep night
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 May 2020, 16:58,
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yeah I cannot fucking waitIt does herald the start of a few months of weird eating though. No parmesan, no fresh herbs, no salad, no unpeeled fruit....no 'uncooked pepper' ffs, as in black pepper. There's plenty we can still have though, I'm not complaining really.
She also can't have cut flowers so I have to send a bulletin to a shitload of people once she's out as I'm sure people will think she'd appreciate them.
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Tue 26 May 2020, 17:10,
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Pity about the flowers My dad just planted me a cherry tree, he doesn't like them himself, but he knows I love them
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 26 May 2020, 17:44,
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No doubt Richard's' has got plenty of number 2 prepared already(, Tue 26 May 2020, 17:11, archived)
I'm going with my number 2 choice as I type this(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Tue 26 May 2020, 17:13,
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I bought this todayabsolutely gorgeous
www.johnlewis.com/herm-s-terre-d%27herm-s-eau-intense-vetiver-eau-de-parfum/p3699374?sku=237668070&size=50ml&s_ppc=2dx92700046913003124&tmad=c&tmcampid=2&msclkid=ba28dc0858d010a9241082c51ab52b23&gclid=CLDJzZf40ekCFQuEhQod3H0ElA&gclsrc=ds
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 26 May 2020, 17:24,
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Nice Although Β£70 is a bit much
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 26 May 2020, 17:41,
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This is the one I have to buy ffswww.jomalone.co.uk/product/21076/10101/fragrances/colognes/citrus/lime-basil-mandarin-cologne
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Tue 26 May 2020, 17:45,
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Anything with orange in is nice(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 26 May 2020, 17:50,
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eff dat yo, just get yirsel tae Superdrug and buy yir wife a bottle of that Rihanna one(, Tue 26 May 2020, 18:01, archived)
Jesus I hope it lasts a long time
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 26 May 2020, 18:34,
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Not sure whether to wear that or marinate my salmon in it.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 26 May 2020, 19:03,
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That's one of my all-time faves, that one.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 26 May 2020, 18:59,
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I've just taken delivery of a couple of enormous bags of flour from a nearby mill There was a six week lead time for them
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 May 2020, 18:31,
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Sainers here had a pallet each type, 14kg sacks this weekshelf still empty of realistic size bags tho
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can't be arsed with working today(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Tue 26 May 2020, 10:29,
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Leave no stonn unturned. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 26 May 2020, 11:05,
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It's pronounced "learn'd". (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 26 May 2020, 11:26,
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learnéd(
Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Tue 26 May 2020, 11:46,
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dissapointed the Rap Attack playlist on spotify is missing a couple of bangersbloody licensing bollocks
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is that anything to do with the Mr Magic radio show of the same name?with Marley Marl?
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Tue 26 May 2020, 10:44,
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speaking of 80s hip hop radio mixes, might dig this out for a spin laterwww.discogs.com/DJ-Red-Alert-We-Can-Do-This/release/328031
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Tue 26 May 2020, 10:49,
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nothing as esotericcompilation cd from the 90βs
images.app.goo.gl/mH2beRfaky47x6KJ8
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Yo. Got kicked out of here and had a right palaver getting logged back in.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 26 May 2020, 10:27,
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Mrs Q is doing so well recovering she might be allowed home earlyDoesn't mean the transplant has actually worked, but it's still a positive
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Tue 26 May 2020, 10:46,
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That is definitely a result.How soon are they likely to know whether it worked?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 26 May 2020, 10:47,
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I think we'll know if it hasn't, before we know if it definitely hasif they think it's worked, it will be 5 months before we know her body hasn't rejected it. 2020 is a fucking write off on so many fronts
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Tue 26 May 2020, 10:50,
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Pff...I think we can cautiously say that her being on the mend sooner than expected is a good sign.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 26 May 2020, 10:57,
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unfortunately all it means is that the transplant itself, and the associated chemo and other drugs have not made her as sick as they could have donethat's great news of course, but doesn't mean anything concerning the efficacy of the treatment itself
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Tue 26 May 2020, 11:03,
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2020 will indeed go down in history as "the year that can fuck off".(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 26 May 2020, 11:04,
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Based on experience with a friend, rejection can be managed too. In that with her it was something that started to happen a couple of times and the doctors tuned the drugs she was on to correct it.
I think your assumption still stands though. All the best.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 26 May 2020, 11:33,
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Apparently it's a balancing act, you want some resistance but not total rejectionNo resistance at all most likely means it's done nothing.
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Tue 26 May 2020, 11:36,
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well, I hope your missus feels a bit shitter soon(not too shit though)
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fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 May 2020, 11:27,
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go-mo do-bu(
Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Tue 26 May 2020, 7:08,
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I said good morning dominant bummings. it was in secret code(
Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Tue 26 May 2020, 8:55,
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Oh I thought you'd just invented another japanese trading card game, cartoon, range of overpriced toys and set of GBA titles(, Tue 26 May 2020, 9:03, archived)
I don't know what GBA is but I've had/have all of the others in my life(
Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Tue 26 May 2020, 9:21,
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yeah, but in a zombie-like state after about 3 hours sleepalright?
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Damn baby/ cat/ dog/ binmen/ neighbours/ sleep apnoea/ wife's nightmares/ chronic pain/ earthquake/ drug cravings(, Tue 26 May 2020, 8:15, archived)
giphy.com/search/yes
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 May 2020, 8:48,
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I predicted this morning back in 2009.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 26 May 2020, 8:16,
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All is unfolding exactly as I have foreseen. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 26 May 2020, 8:33,
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Yeah totes.Β£50 says Cummings is gone by this time next week.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 26 May 2020, 8:40,
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Johnson'd see the entire Cabinet dead in a ditch before giving up the keys to No. 10.Getting rid of Gove would be no bad thing, though.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 26 May 2020, 9:12,
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I doubt she'd dominate and humiliate someone who's clearly into it(, Tue 26 May 2020, 9:50, archived)
Rumour has it that there's a reshuffle coming in order to cover up her getting the boot. Government seems to be otherwise engaged, now, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 26 May 2020, 9:37,
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She'll have more time to pose for Pirelli calendars and dedicate them to serial b3ta /talk member Dominant Bummings.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 26 May 2020, 9:53,
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morning bummingsI'm just testing my eyesight on this post to check I'm ok to view the whole page later
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broadsword wβ, Tue 26 May 2020, 9:29,
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#2www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sausage%20rolling&=true&defid=5336299
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Good long weekend everyone?(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 25 May 2020, 21:29,
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Yeah, just got some lovely strong weed . Cookie dawg, very good (, Mon 25 May 2020, 21:46, archived)
Went to DurhamThen stopped off at some shitty castle. Couldn't even go for a piss. KFC was shut as well.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 25 May 2020, 21:53,
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Can't say it was, really, no.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 25 May 2020, 22:29,
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"that's what she said"-joke, obviously(
Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Mon 25 May 2020, 22:43,
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Every day feels like the weekend right now, even when I’m ‘working’(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Mon 25 May 2020, 23:14,
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Pretty good, thanks willenium.I hope this message finds you wellenium.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 26 May 2020, 0:14,
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I'm trying out that "solo bbq" everyone's been raving about. Only with loads of other people around.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 25 May 2020, 14:56,
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I had two days offFuck me am I regretting it now
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Mon 25 May 2020, 9:10,
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Any system that makes you feel guilty for actually having a weekend is pretty crap, let's face it.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 25 May 2020, 9:17,
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most systems can't cope with a massive upturn in business and no ability to recruit additional helpbut yeah, ours is really shit
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Mon 25 May 2020, 9:26,
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There's a huge music and media retailer over here that's just got a €500 million loan from the government, when they didn't need it.Now they're making employees sign agreements to say that if they want to be paid in full rather than at 85%, they have to give up their entitlements to paid holiday, time off in lieu and restrictions on working hours.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 25 May 2020, 9:50,
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sacre bleu! next they'll be insisting on them working a 30h week, and retirement at 50STRRIIIIIKKEEEE!!!! Everyone out!
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Mon 25 May 2020, 10:12,
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best get posting on b3ta, that's the best way to clear a challenging inbox(, Mon 25 May 2020, 9:17, archived)
I can spare a couple of minutes for my internet chumsAnd also for you
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Mon 25 May 2020, 9:27,
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for some, pain is the only way they really feel alive. savour the moment. time flies when you're having pain
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Mon 25 May 2020, 9:38,
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I like how quickly everyone has forgotten about Brexitor the Iranians shooting down that Ukranian plane among other things. covid virus also seems to erase recent memory. nobody cares about answers and resolutions, I guess. apologies are not a thing anymore either. too early for my ranting.
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Mon 25 May 2020, 9:12,
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Feed the masses a constant diet of covid news and keep them trembling indoors behind their net curtains.Remember the Panama Papers? Neither does anybody else.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 25 May 2020, 9:18,
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Sadly not But I like the whole idea of just rolling around, going wherever the wind takes you
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 25 May 2020, 10:19,
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they grow in the groundthey tumble after they die as a way of scattering their seeds
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as if the corpse of uncle richard just blew around in the wind spunking everywhere(, Mon 25 May 2020, 10:45, archived)
You weren't the sunny kid in class, were you? (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 25 May 2020, 10:52,
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I was interested to learn that they are not native to North America and are in fact an invasive weed, probably only introduced as late as 1870.Which means their cliched presence in old western movies is anachronistic!
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 25 May 2020, 14:13,
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Much like Japanese knotweed, they're regretting it now (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 25 May 2020, 14:16,
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Good morning Abominable SnowmanWhat a lovely day, the Sun's dug his titfer out again!
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Indeed.I've got the window open and everything over here.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 25 May 2020, 10:11,
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evening the lovely smash monkey(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 23 May 2020, 20:34,
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Is that still going?Blimey.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 23 May 2020, 20:45,
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Judith on in 5 hours, turtle powerwww.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw7Ax9tbxtU
Based on what's been written under the videos posted so far, I look forward to seeing the live comments section disabled within minutes of starting
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I honestly had to buy a bootleg video of that to see it back in the day , didn't hit our screens for ages (, Sat 23 May 2020, 20:32, archived)
That's hilarious and disturbing in equal measures (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 23 May 2020, 10:15,
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I bet each of those guys is a huge hit with the laydeeez. (
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 23 May 2020, 10:19,
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Vitas can go home(
Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Sat 23 May 2020, 12:05,
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custard in your ears?(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 May 2020, 17:37,
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It’s afternoon, so good morning to you, you fucking stupid fucking cunt, no offense(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 22 May 2020, 19:52,
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No they're still stopping people from shopping without a mask, bars are a way off yet(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 22 May 2020, 20:07,
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Greta thunberg, she's a hero, gonna take pollution down to zero(, Fri 22 May 2020, 23:55, archived)
I truly believe that Greta can absorb large amounts of carbon dioxide even during times of pestilence(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 23 May 2020, 0:27,
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The bloody Japs do everything the wrong way round.Read the old instruction books wrong, I daresay. Light switches go up instead of down. Taps turn to the left. Door handles likewise. Why, they even race their horses clockwise instead of anti-clockwise like civilized people. As for Tokyo, it's bloody awful. It's either too hot or too cold or pouring with rain. And there's an earthquake about every day. But don't worry about them. They just make you feel slightly drunk. The typhoons are worse. If one starts to blow, go into the stoutest bar you can see and get drunk. But the first ten years are the worst. It's got its point when you know your way around. Bloody expensive if you live Western, but I stick to the back alleys and do all right. Really quite exhilarating. Got to know the lingo though, and when to bow and take off your shoes and so on. You'll have to get the basic routines straight pretty quickly if you're going to make any headway with the people you've come to see. Underneath the stiff collars and striped pants in the government departments, there's still plenty of the old samurai tucked away. I laugh at them for it, and they laugh back because they've got to know my line of patter. But that doesn't mean I don't bow from the waist when I know it's expected of me and when I want something.
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FFSSome total fucking idiot has just stood up in the Italian parliament and called for Bill Gates to be tried for crimes against humanity for causing Covid-19, ranting incoherently about quantum tattooing, the 'medical mafia', vaccines and other entirely unrelated bullshit, and a friend of mine on Facebook shared the video and called her 'courageous'. Yeah, I'm sure it's easy to be courageous when you're completely insane and can't even distinguish true from false.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 22 May 2020, 21:07,
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Soon-to-be-ex-friend, I hope.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 22 May 2020, 21:12,
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I'm seriously considering it.She's come out with some proper bullshit in the past but this is definitely a new low.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 22 May 2020, 21:15,
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Has she started exposing "5G chemtrails" yet?This is my ex-colleague's brainfart of today, after seeing a little bit of cirrus.
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Everything's getting chucked in there right now.She's spent the past week posting petitions against 5G. I'm sure it's only political correctness at this point that's preventing her posting something about it all being a Jewish conspiracy.
She wrote this long and rambling reply to me basically saying "Are you fucking kidding?" that amounted to "I think we should listen to all the points of view, and I'm human and fallible, and I don't always look into the facts behind something before posting it." There's your problem right there, love.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 22 May 2020, 21:37,
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She sounds Karen-tastic.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 22 May 2020, 22:50,
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Actually that line - "and I don't always look into the facts behind something before posting it" - is a pretty neat trick, because it allows her (she thinks) to cast you as the one who's at fault, for being judgemental of her, rather than her, for posting total garbage with no regard as to whether it's true or even remotely plausible.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 22 May 2020, 22:53,
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I've noticed a trend in people like her who are heavily into meditation and the Toltec principles and mindfulness and all that jazz,in that if they find someone who speaks and acts like a guru, even if what they say is total bullshit, they will latch onto them and believe every word they say. My idiot ex spent β¬300 to go to a workshop run by this complete fraud for a weekend; I was torn between weeping and wanting to slap her when I found out how much it cost.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 22 May 2020, 22:59,
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The irony is that the Toltecs were actually pretty shrewd.Look at the pot on this Wikipedia page about them: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toltec
I bet nothing much got past the man that pot was modelled on.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 22 May 2020, 23:45,
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A rather expressive vessel(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 22 May 2020, 23:47,
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I think people have had enough of facts, and experts, and science, and realityback to worshipping big rocks and wailing at the sky when the rain doesn't come pls
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This is genuinely an argument that some of them are advancing.They've had enough of listening to facts and reason and experts, and want to be free to think whatever they want. As a Facebook post I saw cited earlier today stated, "I'd rather receive false information and keep my conservative views than receive true information and follow a socialistic agenda." You can't argue with weapons-grade stupid.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 23 May 2020, 0:06,
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Worth bearing in mind that a lot of this nonsense is being created and amplified by entities whose job it is to do so.(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 23 May 2020, 0:25,
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Oh absolutely, I'm well aware of that.It's just spectacularly disappointing for me when someone I honestly thought was a lot smarter buys into it.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 23 May 2020, 0:35,
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Seriously though, not everyone who believes this stuff can be stupid, can they? There’s something else going on that’s more about emotion than logic. (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 23 May 2020, 1:05,
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Everyone who believes this stuff is stupid. When you replace logic with emotion, that is just being stupid.
The desire for conspiracy rather than accepting the presence of a headless blunder is itself a manifestation of stupidity.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 23 May 2020, 14:01,
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fuck yeahCheers
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Fri 22 May 2020, 22:30,
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Your contributions to /talk, you mean.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 22 May 2020, 23:19,
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^ weeping and gnashing his teeth at the pitiless cruelty of the internet,where something as innocent as years of unrepentant trolling can make you the target of constant mockery.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 23 May 2020, 0:04,
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I'm wiping a 'tear' from my 'eye' right now(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 23 May 2020, 0:28,
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Fuck this, I'm stopping work for the day and cracking a lagerAnd a case of plonk just showed up from my father-in-law. GURD TOIMES.
Cheers, prick's
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Fri 22 May 2020, 16:32,
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I like it when you see Irish pubs with a sign that says "céad míle fáilte",which I think is Gaelic for "a hundred thousand felchings".
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 22 May 2020, 17:58,
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In fact this is where the name of the language comes from.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 22 May 2020, 17:58,
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Well if you and sweetest biv are having one so will i(
broadsword wβ, Fri 22 May 2020, 16:47,
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It's been a proper shit day herehardly left the sofa all day
it's weird that I'm getting used to feeling really low at least 1 in 10 days, that it's 'normal' to have noticeable mood swings
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Not having one just yet Or I'll be asleep by 8
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 22 May 2020, 17:48,
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Fancy cigar, rye whisky, deadline met, fuck yeah(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 22 May 2020, 19:48,
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2A new low, as I didn't know any of these.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 22 May 2020, 12:43,
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"What does Rhod Gilbert has as a tattoo?" are we led it off the road.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 22 May 2020, 13:18,
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Ssh, I need that job. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 22 May 2020, 13:20,
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6, much better than usual and I actually knew some of them(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Fri 22 May 2020, 13:31,
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only 5, but I worked out the cryptic one for once(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 May 2020, 14:25,
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I can see you've played this game before. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 22 May 2020, 13:20,
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4/7 & 5/10In fairness I've not had a smoke yet today so my mind is disordered.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 22 May 2020, 13:58,
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