2300, nobs

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 23:00, archived)

so which one are you?

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 23:21, archived)

the biggest one, obviously!
'big nob' they call me. big nob's the name big nobbing's the game
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 23:32, archived)

so literally hitler = micropenis, got it

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 23:40, archived)

i said i'm the biggest nob not that i have the biggest nob
actually, i have a vagina.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 23:44, archived)

yeah that's pretty much what I said

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 23:47, archived)

isn't really though.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 23:52, archived)

I was wondering if you were b3ta mental wombat, or some other b3ta mental
then I realised I don't care
( broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 23:54, archived)

not caring isn't the best way to go through life. you should care about things.
like hamsters and a chicken with no beak.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 23:57, archived)

>>>>>>KNOBWANK<<<<<<<<
hullo shitter's, Queef Richard's here.

Just picked up some fackin YUGE beef ribs for Sunday, whaddabite ye nigh?

(that's my Northern Irish impression, yet more hate-filled racism, will I never learn)
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 16:20, archived)

haha, yeah

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 16:34, archived)

forecast for sunday is pissing down (just in case you were thinking of having a bbq)

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 16:37, archived)

Oh :(

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 17:20, archived)

No it isn't you mongrel
5-6% chance of rain in London
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 17:59, archived)

It's different up norf obvs

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 18:08, archived)

how far norf are you?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 18:27, archived)

no rain here until Tuesday

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 18:27, archived)

Think he lives in Cathode Raysey

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 18:38, archived)

I had to request a zoom meeting to go over what we covered in the last zoom meeting, because I couldn’t remember half of it and my notes were unreadable. Very professional.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 16:41, archived)

would you like a zoom meeting to discuss your zoom meeting?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 17:04, archived)

I'm 'having a zoom meeting' as I type this

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 17:19, archived)

Put your undies back on.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 18:07, archived)

I've battled through adversity to make it to beer o'clock, cheers

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 17:06, archived)

you and me both broadsword.
I'm making up for it now tho.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 17:08, archived)

alright planearm anything good on telly?

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 17:11, archived)

married at first sight Australia at 19:30

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 17:20, archived)

I'm having a large whiskey

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 17:21, archived)

WHICH ONE???

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 17:38, archived)

Woodford

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 18:00, archived)

me too but without the e

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 17:48, archived)

WHICH ONE??????

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 18:59, archived)

cardhu gold

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 19:09, archived)

nice

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 19:22, archived)

Top of the evening to ya
and up the ra. Give a £-, and kill a soldier
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 17:34, archived)

I've still got no peas, getting stormy looking down here

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 17:57, archived)

strawberry picking was great, got far too many
will be making strawberry gin, because of course I will
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 18:32, archived)

Phwoar strabo gin!

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 20:18, archived)

Hullo teh fleb, you should show us photos of your fine rib action on Sunday
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 20:20, archived)

perv

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 20:38, archived)

soz

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 20:40, archived)

Work. Again.

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 20:33, archived)

At this time of the day?!

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 20:36, archived)

Merseyside brothel receptionist

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 20:59, archived)

It's worth repeating,
I don't think anyone knows about it.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 31 Jul 2020, 22:42, archived)

she never mentions it

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 23:34, archived)

It's all very hush-hush

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 1 Aug 2020, 0:42, archived)

I'm fackin boiling
u?
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 11:14, archived)

No too bad, in the shade with a cool breeze

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 11:21, archived)

I'm stuck in my loft with a fan on full whack and it's doing fuck all

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 11:30, archived)

strikey lob on whacking off

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 11:38, archived)

why are you in your loft?

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 12:13, archived)

it's my office

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 12:21, archived)

can you move your vital equipment to a cooler part of the house just for today?

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 12:27, archived)

the amount of effort that would entail would render the whole venture a pointless one, sadly

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 12:35, archived)

bumsticks :(
this was the best £300 I've ever spent www.argos.co.uk/product/8873600?clickSR=slp:term:air%20conditioning:1:17:1
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 12:41, archived)

that's a fair old investment
we have a dyson fan which is decent but Mrs Richard's has commandeered it for the sitting room, the fucking bitch
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 12:47, archived)

tch
is this the so called gender blind future that the feminists promised us?
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 12:49, archived)

shit is straight up wack, yo

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 12:52, archived)

punkahwallahs are the future, well the past really but you know
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 12:54, archived)

#itainthalfhotmum

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 13:02, archived)

taint lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 16:43, archived)

I've got one of them, noisy bugger but nice having a cool bedroom

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 13:04, archived)

yeah i couldn't sleep with it on but it's lovely walking into a really cool bedroom at night

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 13:08, archived)

all good, fan pointed at my bare legs, think this afternoon may be a tad toastie tho

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 11:30, archived)

I am super gutted that I have to work today - this is beer garden weather for sure

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 11:31, archived)

it'll just make the first drink after work that bit nicer

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 11:38, archived)

I can almost taste it

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 11:50, archived)

I just got a paper cut, that drink can't come soon enough now

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 11:51, archived)

D:

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 12:07, archived)

I'm sweltering, masked up and on my way into London because apparently office people are incapable of standing on a ladder and screwing in 6 screws.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 31 Jul 2020, 13:05, archived)

it's cold and raining here

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 12:13, archived)

where is 'here', Chuffsy?

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 12:16, archived)

in my heart

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 12:18, archived)

wow

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 12:20, archived)

fackin scorching up here, luckily my house is brick built and very cool in this kind of weather

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 12:38, archived)

brick built, prick inhabited

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 12:48, archived)

correct

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 12:59, archived)

6/10
www.comedy.co.uk/quiz/112/
( broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 13:03, archived)

I had such a great score by guessing last time, I wonder what it will be now

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 13:06, archived)

2/10, of course

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 13:09, archived)

5/10

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 13:31, archived)

4/10

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 14:05, archived)

Hottest day of the year so far.
The kitchen's a nightmare.
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 13:20, archived)

Today I have
Uploaded all my new beers to the top of the cupboard.
Done the hoovering.
Learned some German.
Cleaned the bathroom, including the bath and the toilet.
Made lunch.

Just workout, shower and wanking before the weekend starts!
(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 13:49, archived)

smyls

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 14:33, archived)

Nice beers I hope?

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 15:15, archived)

Don't you put your beers in the fridge like everyone else?
Who wants warm beer?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 15:34, archived)

Ale pricks

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 18:03, archived)

Morning
How ist? It's a bloody scorcher here, are you doing any healthy outdoor activities this weekend?
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 7:49, archived)

Monthly beer delivery just arrived.
Cleaning chores today, once done work out, shower and wanking, then start the weekend drinking.

Don't think I'll get a walk in as its too hot (due to hit 34C in London), but should tomorrow. Then raining on Sunday.
(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 8:08, archived)

A good varied list

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 8:45, archived)

morning
nah, grilling and chilling.

Top tip - don't try to smoke mackerel on the hooks in your smoker, do them flat as they fall off into the water pan when they're cooked :(
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 8:43, archived)

Alreet
Noted
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 8:46, archived)

tasted great still - but poached mackerel was not what I was going for

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 9:09, archived)

Yo Rich
Have you heard of Shindig magazine, crap name but this is tempting me.
twitter.com/sugarraybuzzard/status/1289134759562674176
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 10:57, archived)

I have indeed, great magazine
They do harback annuals which I have a couple of - really good research/writing
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 11:08, archived)

Great, I think I'll bag that one as a taster then. Cheers!

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 12:08, archived)

Probably sit in the pub all weekend

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 8:43, archived)

+h

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 8:43, archived)

FA cup time
It'll be fun with social distancing/no shouting/no live sport crap in the boozer
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 8:48, archived)

Theres live sport on in my local

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 9:00, archived)

I'll be have it on too
There's still vagueness about it
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 9:21, archived)

Some lads did get kicked out for repeatedly shouting during the spurs v arse game

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 9:41, archived)

morning, imma spend the weekend 'playing wiff-waff with johnson' IYKWIM

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 9:40, archived)

Frantic wanking?

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 10:01, archived)

not at the mo ta, bit busy

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 10:13, archived)

Barbecue later.
Bog-standard burgers over briquettes, no insufferable food poncery.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 31 Jul 2020, 9:43, archived)

Nods

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 10:01, archived)

Morning
Getting ready to go home
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 9:43, archived)

Good night at the Scouse knocking shop?

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 9:48, archived)

alright

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 10:28, archived)

Customer of the morning: Ali Spankie

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 10:52, archived)

any of you useless twuntweasels burning the midnight boils?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 0:15, archived)

No. It's 7:18pm here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 0:18, archived)

where's that you foreign johnny

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 0:56, archived)

US East coast.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 1:35, archived)

what are you doing there? spying for uncle blighty i hope

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 1:45, archived)

you're not holding up your side of the bargain i'll tell you that much

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 2:13, archived)

Misplaced Brit, I don’t even know what happened, here I am though

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 2:52, archived)

here you are afar

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 3:38, archived)

Yeah
In work again
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 0:25, archived)

how's business at the jump house tonight?
are they social distancing between vinegar strokes?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 0:57, archived)

Doubtful
Someone was doing a tarzan call earlier, quietened down a bit now
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 2:21, archived)

dare i ask what that is?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 2:28, archived)

A call, like that of Tarzan’s.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 2:53, archived)

Indeed.
Just glad the cucumber man hasn't been in tonight
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 3:00, archived)

cucumber man? what kind of parallel existence are you living?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 3:39, archived)

One that involves people sticking weird stuff up their arses

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 4:15, archived)

dont you have some kind of client patient confidentiality agreement?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 5:44, archived)

yeah anyway
Estrella Damm is pretty drinkable for the price, bit of a nice surprise

concrete base is laid, wood is piled up ready for building next week, off strawberry picking tomorrow with the kids which should be ace - gonna make ice cream, probably
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 20:35, archived)

Not quite sure what I'm expected to do with this information

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 20:42, archived)

dunno
maybe shove it up your arse and fuck off?
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 20:46, archived)

why so gloomy, tomorrow is weekend-time!

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 21:10, archived)

what has that got to do with right now

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 0:18, archived)

alright captain teardrops

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 21:25, archived)

Thank you for your informative and friendly post
I shall update my records accordingly.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 22:08, archived)

You'll have a good day for it
Hitting 30 degrees tomorrow
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 22:48, archived)

Proper SHED work

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 22:58, archived)

anal seepage

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 0:19, archived)

enough of that tedious gobshite
who fancies a pint?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 17:37, archived)

Go on then.
Contactless payment o
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 18:10, archived)

on the house

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 18:14, archived)

Ta ever much squire
Who do you fancy for the cup, blues or reds?
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 18:15, archived)

reds obv

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 18:23, archived)

Cider pls, cheers

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 18:12, archived)

old rosie alright for you?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 18:14, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 20:58, archived)

Cheers

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 22:49, archived)

Cheers

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 0:20, archived)

Corona please!!!!!

(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 18:14, archived)

drinking one right now
good choice
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 18:24, archived)

Sainers have had boxes reduced pretty much every week since April
I thought supermarket booze offers weren't allowed any more?
(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 18:28, archived)

i dunno maybe that's why they're called super markets

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 18:31, archived)

They're doing away with them for unhealthy stuff
And putting calorie amounts on bottles and tinnies. Apparently you can purchase 'wine in a box' these days. Crazy!
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 18:40, archived)

Watch what you eat, cycle everywhere, what the fuck is Boris trying to do to us all?

(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 19:19, archived)

Save our lifes
along with the planet and stuff
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 19:31, archived)

Well he can't do both, he needs to choose.
Otherwise we'll end up with pedal powered lorries and container ships too, delivering all those bicycles from the Far East.

Bring back galley slaves, that's what I say. That's prison overcrowding sorted.
(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 19:56, archived)

˙sʞuɐɥʇ 'ǝuo ǝʌol p,I

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 18:46, archived)

ok Pr1ck

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 21:15, archived)

Today my poos smell like rotting flesh in a liquorice factory.
Fairly loose, too.

How are your stools today?
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:51, archived)

^ taking shitposting to a whole new level

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:57, archived)

It's not surprising , mentally ill people seem to have an obsession with bodily functions especially faecal. Think it's part of the disability.

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 16:06, archived)

Poo pee

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 16:06, archived)

That's right, now take your tablets

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 16:08, archived)

Yay I'll wash them down with white cider

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 16:15, archived)

I don't have any stools I have chairs!!!!!!!
Ahahahahaha.

Lol gud 1 vaginabond you unfunny middle claszzzzzz
(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 16:18, archived)

lol
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 17:00, archived)

fuck off you boring tit

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 16:57, archived)

you should keep a diary
or a log! Hahhaa! Geddit? Log also means poo!
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 16:59, archived)

I do get it!
\talk functions as my log for interesting bowel activity. Did you read about my long fart the other month?
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 18:00, archived)

i did not, link plz!
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 19:15, archived)

search is broken, soz.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 22:07, archived)

HELLO EVERYONE MY NAME IS BRB POSTER AND I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO SAY:
I HAVE EMPLOYED THE 'IGNORE' FUNCTION UPON THE /CHAT USER 'QUEEF RICHARD'S' AS I FIND HIS FAR-RIGHT RACIST HATE-POSTS TO BE DEEPLY UPSETTING ON THE INTERNET. MY DESPERATE PLEAS TO ROB 'SICKIPEDIA' 'GAY JOKES' MANUEL TO POLICE THIS DISGUSTING POSTER HAVE FALLEN UPON DEAF EARS, SO I HAVE BEEN FORCED TO TAKE MATTERS INTO MY OWN FEEBLE, SPAZZY HANDS.

I ALSO WISH TO REMOVE ANY AMBIGUITY THAT MAY EXIST BY STATING FOR THE RECORD THAT I, BRB POSTER, DO NOT CONDONE, ENDORSE OR OTHERWISE SUPPORT RACISM - I REALLY DON'T LIKE IT, OK?
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 17:14, archived)

You mean that brb is racist? I'm shocked

(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 17:17, archived)

I'm afraid so
Really, really fucking racist.

That's why he lives with his mum in his 40s - he can't rent or buy his own property because he's too racist. I know - I'm as shocked as you are about just how hate-filled and bigoted he is.
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 17:20, archived)

I have to say, employing the old 'ignore workaround' is really fucking tiresome

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 17:21, archived)

Piss of piece on desktop, ballache on phone

(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 18:12, archived)

This entire site, I mean

(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 18:13, archived)

don't want to stir things or owt, but he said you are a big poo face who smells of poo

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 17:24, archived)

well I'm grown-up enough to admit that in this case he does have something of a point

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 17:28, archived)

Pretty sure poo face is racist

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 17:28, archived)

I'm not saying brb isn't a boring, pointless cunt
but pissing and moaning about not having to read his utter bullshit seems, on the surface, quite tragic
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 20:33, archived)

DIAGNOSIS: Deadly bum cancer.
Sorry to be the one to break it to you.

You're welcome.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 17:26, archived)

2can?

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 22:09, archived)

v bummers say 'yeah?'

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:46, archived)

V the tv show ?

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:48, archived)

yeah

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:52, archived)

I knew they were aliens, didnt realise they were benders too

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:53, archived)

TIL

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:57, archived)

haven't you had your attention pension this week yet?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:48, archived)

no, 'Literally Hitler', I have not received my desired quota of attention yet.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:52, archived)

oh well fuck off then

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 16:27, archived)

I'm confused
What's the cool thread, this one or the one above?
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 16:08, archived)

Oh ignore

(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 16:20, archived)

one above? oh ignore that it's just some crybaby butthurt safe space dullard

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 16:44, archived)

Sad face

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 16:56, archived)

*accusation of faceism*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 16:58, archived)

Fascism + racism, maybe yours will catch on

(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 17:14, archived)

It has

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 19:45, archived)

I've upset it again , and I was trying to point out that it cant help being mentally defective, oh well

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 17:18, archived)

tough love m8, he'll thank you for it one day

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 17:21, archived)

yeah?

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 12:56, archived)

Probably

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:02, archived)

definitely

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:06, archived)

assuredly

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:42, archived)

That’s more like it, some classy fucken conversation using classy fucken words

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:23, archived)

fuck. I got a BLT and it's fucking Turkey Bacon.
This is awful 🥓
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:03, archived)

oh man :(

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:06, archived)

My disappointment is immeasurable

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:07, archived)

Does 'bacon' just mean cutting an animal into thin strips?
For some reason you don't hear much about chicken bacon or beef bacon.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:16, archived)

I honestly do not give a single shit.
Go ask a butcher.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:24, archived)

Hey don't take this out on me. You just need to learn to be more specific when you ask for bacon.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:26, archived)

You're right.
I'm just angry and lashing out. Sorry
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:27, archived)

Hey, it could have been worse. I've just asked the internet and it turns out that bacon can be slang for a vagina, imagine getting that in your sandwich!

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:31, archived)

ewww, fannies!

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:32, archived)

🤢
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:34, archived)

Where does that leave Richard Bacon, then?
Or as I like to call him, Dick Bacon?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 30 Jul 2020, 14:01, archived)

Beef bacon is called 'beacon' and you can only get it in Jamaica

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:29, archived)

no

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:30, archived)

haha, this a funny joke!

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:30, archived)

it's also horrifically racist and I should be locked up

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:31, archived)

Is brb still upset.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:31, archived)

I expect so

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:32, archived)

Mostly upset with your punctuation skills, Windy Pig.
I don't think jokes about accents are automatically racist.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:04, archived)

You can't make good jokes without offending people. Just ask any of the top comedians like Frankie Boyle or Bernard Manning

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:37, archived)

well they're both shite so what's your point?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:16, archived)

oh wait i get it

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:33, archived)

This should totally win qotw

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:32, archived)

shya, turdally

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:33, archived)

i bet you hate jews too
you probably say jokes like i bet jews keep forks in the sugar bowl
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:35, archived)

haha I bet they do

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:38, archived)

haha, you know what they're like!

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 14:22, archived)

Try complaining online

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:29, archived)

haha they done you up like a kipper!
that is weird though
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:37, archived)

morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:05, archived)

haha, this a funny joke!

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:07, archived)

no, it isn't

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 14:07, archived)

Juicer time

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:14, archived)

I wish, I've got a fucking zoom meeting in 20min :(

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:39, archived)

We use Teams.
Zoom is for blobbing birds and woofters
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:44, archived)

Best put some pants on
and wash the ketchup off your face
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:47, archived)

meeting over
now I can change out of this fucking shirt back into my manky old basketball vest, hooray
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 14:24, archived)

I need some all black trainers, any suggestions?

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 14:47, archived)

White people can't high five.
It invariably looks forced and stupid.
(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:27, archived)

#insight

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:29, archived)

What if they don't mind looking a bit daft and still enjoy the high five?
its like dancing at a wedding, you're not doing it to look cool, you're doing it because you're having a radical fun time
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:29, archived)

I do it to BATTLE everyone and SERVE my opponents

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:34, archived)

This isn't a racist statement because whites have a huge historic economic and social advantage and therefore deserve all criticism, abuse and rocks thrown their way

(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:31, archived)

typical honky

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:34, archived)

you cracker-ass muthafuckah

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:42, archived)

It's a racialist statement.

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 14:09, archived)

Fuck You! 🖕Ha Ha Not Really Thats Just My Zany Humor Get Over It Soy Boy 😆 🤣

(Garold Huzzah!, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:33, archived)

After 8 years of umming and ahhing Argos finally abandons the only thing that differentiates it from other online retailers, great business strategy.
Having a few outlets you can click and collect from doesn't excuse a shit website that frequently doesn't load properly, running a product database even more full of faults than Amazon's. Yet another shop that won't be trading come next year.
(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 14:07, archived)

Good morning campers
Except those called Karen. Anything exciting planned, or just same shit, different day?
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 7:32, archived)

morning

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 7:48, archived)

I had a drink last night and I feel like shit this morning
Either my tolerance levels reset in two days or I just overdid it - whichever way it went I was asleep by 10. Fucking nice dinner though

www.goodfood.com.au/recipes/black-pepper-and-kaffir-lime-beef-bowl-with-coconut-rice-and-salad-20180206-h0v2ej
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 8:15, archived)

cba
nuke rustlers burgers
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 8:46, archived)

you fiend

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 8:56, archived)

Yeah I’m with you on this, there are limits.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:24, archived)

Lol lightweight

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 8:18, archived)

^ typical Karen ^
Wait for car to get MOT/service, phone plumber, have conversation with line manager about returning to work after 4+ months staring at a laptop at home with fuck-all to do.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 30 Jul 2020, 8:26, archived)

Morning

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 8:41, archived)

Oh, and try and work out where I put my wallet.
Any ideas?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 30 Jul 2020, 8:43, archived)

Down the back of the sofa?

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 8:46, archived)

Found it, bedside table.
I realise this is dull as fuck, but I didn't want to leave everyone hanging.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 30 Jul 2020, 8:49, archived)

Load off my mind!
Thanx for the heads up
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:02, archived)

I can stop panicking now, thank the Lord m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:04, archived)

Who are you?

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 8:30, archived)

I could ask you the same thing m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 8:39, archived)

PR1CK

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 11:04, archived)

Hello new person
Pl3as3 read the FAQs?
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 8:45, archived)

PR1CK

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 11:05, archived)

K just read the whole of the FAQ and can't find anything about why upside down text only works on /talk. Any ideas?
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˙ƃuᴉuuᴉʍ ɟo ǝɔuɐɥɔ ɥɔnɯ sɐ ʇsnɾ ǝʌɐɥ llᴉʍ puɐ ǝƃɐssǝɯ ʍǝu ɐ sɐ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ǝʌᴉɥɔɹɐ ǝƃuǝllɐɥɔ ǝɥʇ uᴉ dn ʍoɥs llᴉʍ ǝƃɐssǝɯ snoᴉʌǝɹd ɐ oʇ ʎldǝɹ ∀ ˙ǝƃuǝllɐɥɔ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʇuǝ oʇ ǝƃɐssǝɯ ʍǝu ɐ ʇsod oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uop noʎ ʇɐɥʇ ǝʇou ǝsɐǝlԀ

˙ǝɹǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ɹǝʇuǝ oʇ ʇuɐʍ noʎ ǝƃuǝllɐɥɔ ɹǝʌǝɥɔᴉɥʍ ʇɔǝlǝs uɐɔ noʎ - nuǝɯ uʍop doɹp ɐ sᴉ uoʇʇnq ,,ǝƃɐssǝW sᴉɥ┴ ʇsoԀ,, ǝɥʇ ǝʌoq∀ ˙lɐɯɹou sɐ ǝƃɐssǝɯ ɐ oʇ ʎldǝɹ ɹo ǝƃɐssǝɯ ʍǝu ɐ ʇsod ʇsnſ ¡ʎsɐƎ
¿ǝƃuǝllɐɥɔ ɐ uᴉ ǝƃɐɯᴉ ʎɯ ɹǝʇuǝ I op ʍoH

˙ɯᴉɥ ɥʇᴉʍ ǝǝɹƃɐsᴉp oʇ pǝɹɐɔs ooʇ llɐ ǝɹɐ ǝʍ puɐ ɹǝʇɔɐɹɐɥɔ ʎʍopɐɥs puɐ ʞɹɐp ɐ sᴉ ǝH ˙ɹoʇɐʇɔᴉp ǝƃuǝllɐɥƆ snoᴉɹǝʇsʎɯ ǝɥʇ ʎq pǝpᴉɔǝp sᴉ ǝɯǝɥʇ ǝɥʇ 'sʞǝǝʍ ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥ┴ ˙suoᴉʇsǝƃƃns ʇsǝq ǝɥʇ uo uǝʞɐʇ sᴉ ǝʇoʌ ɐ puɐ sɐǝpᴉ ǝɯǝɥʇ ɹoɟ pǝʞsɐ sᴉ pɹɐoqǝƃɐssǝɯ ǝɥʇ '┴Wפ ɯd8 punoɹɐ ʎɐpsǝupǝM puoɔǝs ʎɹǝʌƎ
¿ǝsn oʇ ǝɯǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ sǝpᴉɔǝp oɥM

˙ɹǝʇʇǝlsʍǝu s,ʎɐpᴉɹℲ uᴉ puɐ ǝƃɐd ʇuoɹɟ 'pɹɐoqǝƃɐssǝɯ ǝɥʇ ɐᴉʌ pǝɔunouuɐ sᴉ puɐ ƃuᴉuǝʌǝ ʎɐpsǝupǝM ʎɹǝʌǝ dn ʇǝs sᴉ ǝƃuǝllɐɥɔ ʍǝu ∀
¿sǝƃuǝllɐɥɔ ǝɥʇ ǝɹɐ uǝɥM

˙sǝɹnʇɔᴉd ʍǝu ɔᴉʇsɐʇuɐɟ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ sɹǝpɹɐoq ǝɥʇ ǝɹᴉdsuᴉ puɐ ʎɹʇ oʇ ǝɯǝɥʇ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟᴉp ɐ punoɹɐ pǝsɐq ǝƃuǝllɐɥɔ doɥsoʇoɥԀ ɐ unɹ ǝʍ ʞǝǝʍ ʎɹǝʌƎ
sǝƃuǝllɐɥƆ

˙pɐǝʇsuᴉ suǝʇʇᴉʞ doɥsoʇoɥԀ puɐ ǝuolɐ sǝɹnʇɔᴉd ʎpɐl pǝʞɐu ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐǝl ʎlqɐqoɹd plnoɥs noʎ uǝɥʇ 'ƃuᴉɥʇ ɟo puᴉʞ sᴉɥʇ ʇnoqɐ ʇǝsdn ʇǝƃ noʎ ɟI ˙ǝuolɐ ʇɟǝl sᴉ ʇɐɥʇ ɟɟnʇs puɐ pǝʞuᴉl sʇǝƃ ʇɐɥʇ ɟɟnʇs ǝɥʇ ʇnoqɐ ʇuǝʇsᴉsuoɔ ʎlʇɔǝɟɹǝd ǝq oʇ ǝsᴉɯoɹd ʇ,uɐɔ puɐ uɐɯnɥ ʎluo ǝɹɐ ǝM ˙MℲSN ǝq oʇ sƃuᴉɥʇ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟᴉp ɹǝpᴉsuoɔ ʎɐɯ spoɯ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟᴉp 'osl∀ ˙ʇɥƃᴉu puɐ ʎɐp ǝɥʇ ɟo sǝɯᴉʇ llɐ ʇɐ pɹɐoq ǝɥʇ uo ǝq oʇ ǝlqɐ ʇ,uǝɹɐ oɥʍ sɹǝǝʇunloʌ ʎq pǝʇɐɹǝpoɯ sᴉ ɐʇƐq
˙pǝɹosuǝɔun oƃ ǝsɹoʍ ɥɔnɯ uǝǝs ǝʌɐɥ I ʇnq 'poɯ ɐ ʎq pǝʞuᴉl sɐʍ ᴉuᴉʞᴉq ɐ uᴉ uɐɯoʍ ɐ ɟo ǝɹnʇɔᴉd ʎɯ 'ɹᴉɐɟ ʇou s,ʇI

˙ɥƃnoɥʇ sǝɯᴉʇ ǝsǝɥʇ ƃuᴉɹnp uɹod ʇɐ ʞool oʇ pǝʍollɐ ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ uɐǝɯ ʇ,usǝop ʇI ˙sʞɐǝɹq puɐ ǝɯᴉʇɥɔunl ƃuᴉɹnp ǝsn lɐuosɹǝd ɹoɟ ssǝɔɔɐ ʇǝuɹǝʇuᴉ ʞɹoʍ ɹᴉǝɥʇ ǝsn oʇ pǝʍollɐ ǝɹɐ ǝldoǝd ɟo sʇo˥
˙ɐʇƐq ʇɐ ƃuᴉʞool ʇou puɐ ƃuᴉʞɹoʍ ǝq plnoɥs ʎǝɥʇ 'ʞɹoʍ ʇɐ sᴉ ʎpoqǝɯos ɟᴉ ʎlǝɹnS

˙plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌo llɐ sǝuozǝɯᴉʇ ʎuɐɯ ɯoɹɟ sɹǝʍǝᴉʌ ʇɔɐɹʇʇɐ ɐʇƐq ʇnq 'sʇɟᴉɥs ʎuunɟ ʞɹoʍ ǝldoǝd ʎuɐɯ op ʎluo ʇoN ˙ǝɯᴉʇ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʇʇɐɯ ou 'ʞɹoʍ ɯoɹɟ ƃuᴉʍǝᴉʌ ǝq llᴉʍ ǝldoǝd ʇɐɥʇ ǝɯnssɐ sʎɐʍlɐ plnoɥs no⅄
ʍou ʞɹoʍ ʇɐ sᴉ ʎpoqou ʎlǝɹns 'ɯd0Ɩ s,ʇI

˙(ʇnoqɐ sn ploʇ ʎpoqou ʇɐɥʇ sʞɔoɔ ƃuᴉʞunds 'uʍɐɹp ʎlpɐq ɹoɟ ǝʇᴉs ɥsᴉʇǝɟ ɐ sᴉ ǝɹǝɥʇ ssǝlun) MℲSN ʇ,usᴉ ʞɔoɔ ƃuᴉʞunds ɐ ɟo ǝɹnʇɔᴉd uʍɐɹp ʎlpɐq ɐ ʇnq 'ʎʇᴉpnu ou sᴉ ǝɹǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɥʇ uǝʌǝ MℲSN ʎlqɐqoɹd sᴉ ɹɐǝʍɹǝpun ɹǝɥ uᴉ ʎpɐl ɐ ɟo ǝɹnʇɔᴉd ǝʌᴉʇsǝƃƃns ∀ ,,¿uɹod ɹoɟ uǝʞɐʇsᴉɯ ǝq sᴉɥʇ plnoƆ,, 'ɟlǝsɹnoʎ ʞsɐ ʇsnſ
¿llǝʇ I op ʍoɥ 'ʇou ɹo MℲSN sᴉ ǝɹnʇɔᴉd ʎɯ ɟᴉ ǝɹns ʇou ɯ,I

˙lɐuosɹǝd ƃuᴉɥʇou s,ʇI ˙sǝɔuɐʇsɯnɔɹᴉɔ ǝsǝɥʇ uᴉ uoᴉʇnɐɔ ɟo ǝpᴉs ǝɥʇ uo ɹɹǝ oʇ puǝʇ ǝʍ ʇnq ǝɯɐʇ ʎɹǝʌ ǝq llǝʍ ʎɐɯ ʇᴉ 'MℲSN ƃuᴉǝq ɹoɟ ɹoʇɐɹǝpoɯ ɐ ʎq pǝʞuᴉl sᴉ ǝɹnʇɔᴉd ɹnoʎ ɟᴉ pǝpuǝɟɟo ǝq ʇ,uop ǝsɐǝlԀ

˙ʇuǝʇuoɔ ǝɥʇ ʇnoqɐ ƃuᴉuɹɐʍ ɹᴉɐɟ ǝʌᴉƃ ǝsɐǝld '(spɐ ɹǝuuɐq ǝsoɥʇ ɥɔʇɐʍ) ʇuǝʇuoɔ ʎuɹod ɥʇᴉʍ sǝʇᴉs oʇ sʞuᴉl ʎuɐ ɹoɟ sǝoƃ ǝɯɐS ˙ʞɹoʍ ʇɐ ƃuᴉʍǝᴉʌ ǝsoɥʇ ɹoɟ ƃuᴉuɹɐʍ ǝʇɐᴉɹdoɹddɐ uɐ ɥʇᴉʍ pǝʞuᴉl ǝɹɐ uɹod ɹoɟ uǝʞɐʇsᴉɯ ǝq plnoɔ ɥɔᴉɥʍ sǝɹnʇɔᴉd ʎuɐ ʇɐɥʇ ʞsɐ ʎldɯᴉs plnoʍ ǝʍ 'ʇɐ ƃuᴉʞool ǝq plnoɥs ʎǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇnoqɐ ʇuǝɯǝƃpnɾ lɐɹoɯ ɐ ǝʞɐɯ ɹo 'ǝldoǝd ɹosuǝɔ oʇ ʇuɐʍ ʇ,uop ǝM

˙ʇods ǝɥʇ uo pǝʞɔɐs noʎ ʇǝƃ uɐɔ ʇᴉ sǝɔɐld ǝɯos uᴉ puɐ uɹod ʇɐ ʞool oʇ ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʞɹoʍ ɹᴉǝɥʇ ƃuᴉsn ǝldoǝd ɟo ʍǝᴉʌ ɯᴉp ɐ ǝʞɐʇ sɹǝʎoldɯǝ ɟo sʇo˥ ˙ɔᴉɥdɐɹƃouɹod sɐ uǝʞɐʇsᴉɯ ǝq plnoɔ ɹo 'ǝɹɐ ɥɔᴉɥʍ sǝƃɐɯᴉ ʎuɐ ɯoɹɟ ǝǝɹɟ ɐʇƐq dǝǝʞ oʇ ǝʞᴉl ǝM ˙uɹod s,ʇᴉ spɹoʍ ɹǝɥʇo uᴉ ɹo ,ʞɹoM ɹoɟ ǝɟɐS ʇoN, suɐǝɯ sᴉɥ┴
¿uɐǝɯ MℲSN sǝop ʇɐɥM
MℲSN

˙ǝɔuɐɥɔ s,ʇᴉ pɐɥ ʎpɐǝɹlɐ sɐɥ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɹnʇɔᴉd ɐ ʇsod oʇ ɹǝpɹo uᴉ ǝʌᴉɥɔɹɐ ǝɥʇ oʇuᴉ ǝɹnʇɔᴉd s,ǝslǝ ʎpoqǝɯos ɥsnd oʇ ǝpnɹ ʇᴉq ɐ s,ʇᴉ puɐ pɹɐoq ǝɥʇ uo ǝɔɐds pǝʇᴉɯᴉl sᴉ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ɹǝqɯǝɯǝɹ ʇsnſ
,,˙˙˙ǝɹǝɥ ʞɹoʍ ɹǝɥʇo ʎɯ ʇɐ ʞool uǝɥʇ 'sᴉɥʇ ǝʞᴉl noʎ ɟI,, ˙sǝɹnʇɔᴉd ʍǝu ʇsod noʎ uǝɥʍ ʇᴉ oʇ ʞuᴉl puɐ ʎɹǝllɐƃ ǝƃɐɯᴉ uɐ ǝʞɐW
˙ʞɹoʍ ʇsǝq ɹnoʎ ɹoɟ ǝsɐɔʍoɥs ɐ sɐ ǝlᴉɟoɹd ɐʇƐq ɹnoʎ ǝs∩
,,˙˙˙ǝpɐɯ I ǝɹnʇɔᴉd ɹɐlᴉɯᴉs ɐ sᴉ ǝɹǝɥ 'ƃuᴉpɹɐoqǝʇɐʞs uǝʇʇᴉʞ ɐ ɟo ǝɹnʇɔᴉd ʇɐǝɹƃ ɐ s,ʇɐɥ┴,, ˙ǝɹnʇɔᴉd ɹǝɥʇouɐ oʇ ʎldǝɹ ʇuɐʌǝlǝɹ ɐ sɐ ǝƃɐɯᴉ ɹnoʎ ʇsoԀ

:ǝsǝɥʇ ʎɹʇ plnoɔ noʎ 'uᴉɐƃɐ ʞɹoʍ pɹɐɥ ɹnoʎ ǝldoǝd ʍoɥs oʇ ʇuɐʍ ʎllɐǝɹ noʎ ɟI

˙ɥʇᴉʍ ǝʌᴉl oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ ƃuᴉɥʇǝɯos puɐ pɹɐoq ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɹnʇɐu ǝɥʇ ʇsnɾ s,ʇᴉ - pǝuǝʇɹɐǝɥsᴉp ǝq ʇ,uop uǝɥʇ 'ǝɯᴉʇ ʇsɹᴉɟ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ pǝdoɥ noʎ uoᴉʇɔɐǝɹ ǝɥʇ ʇǝƃ ʇ,upᴉp noʎ ɟI ˙ɟɟnʇs ʍǝu ʎuɐ ɹoɟ ʇɟǝl ɯooɹ ou ǝq plnoʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ uǝɥʇ sǝɹnʇɔᴉd plo ɹᴉǝɥʇ ʇsodǝɹ oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp pɹɐoq ǝɥʇ uo ʎpoqʎɹǝʌǝ ɟI ˙ǝƃɐssǝɯ ʍǝu ɐ sɐ ǝɹnʇɔᴉd ɹnoʎ ʇsodǝɹ ʇ,uop ǝsɐǝlԀ
¿uᴉɐƃɐ ʇᴉ ʇsod I ɟᴉ ʞO ʇᴉ sᴉ 'ǝɹnʇɔᴉd ʎɯ ɟo pnoɹd ʎllɐǝɹ ɯɐ I

˙pǝʌoɹddɐ ƃuᴉǝq ɟo ǝɔuɐɥɔ pooƃ ɐ spuɐʇs ǝɹnʇɔᴉd ɹnoʎ puɐ ,,¡ʍoM,, 'ʎɐs sn ǝʞɐɯ ɹo ɥƃnɐl sn ǝʞɐW ˙pɹɐoq ǝɥʇ uo ǝǝs ʎǝɥʇ sɔᴉd ʇsǝq ǝɥʇ ǝʌoɹddɐ oʇ ɹǝʍod ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ sɹoʇɐɹǝpoɯ pɹɐoq ǝɥ┴

¿ǝƃɐd ʇuoɹɟ ǝɥʇ uo sǝƃɐɯᴉ ʎɯ ʇǝƃ I op ʍoH



˙ʎpoqʎɹǝʌǝ ɹoɟ ǝlqᴉssod sɐ ʎlɥʇooɯs sɐ ƃuᴉuunɹ pɹɐoq ǝɥʇ dǝǝʞ oʇ ǝʞᴉl ʇsnɾ ǝM ˙lɐuosɹǝd ƃuᴉɥʇou s,ʇᴉ 'sᴉɥʇ ʎq pǝpuǝɟɟo ǝq ʇ,uop ǝsɐǝlԀ ˙ʞuᴉl ɐ ɔᴉd ɹnoʎ ǝʞɐɯ llᴉʍ ɹoʇɐɹǝpoɯ pɹɐoq ɐ 'ƃᴉq ooʇ sᴉ ʇɐɥʇ ƃuᴉɥʇǝɯos ʇsod op noʎ ɟI


:ʇɐɥʇ op oʇ ǝpoɔ sᴉɥʇ ǝsn uɐɔ no⅄ ˙uoᴉʇɔǝuuoɔ ʇsɐɟ ɐ ɥʇᴉʍ ǝsoɥʇ ɹoɟ uoᴉsɹǝʌ ǝƃnɥ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʎɹolƃ llnɟ ǝɥʇ oʇ ʞuᴉl uɐɔ noʎ puɐ pɹɐoq ǝɥʇ uo ƃuᴉʇsod ɹoɟ uoᴉsɹǝʌ ɹǝllɐɯs ɐ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ǝq plnoʍ ɐǝpᴉ pooƃ ɐ 'ɹǝllɐɯs uoᴉʇɐɯᴉuɐ ɹo ǝƃɐɯᴉ ɹnoʎ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ɹɐǝq ʇ,uɐɔ ʎllɐǝɹ noʎ ɟI

˙ǝƃɐɯᴉ ʎʇᴉlɐnb ɹǝʍol ʎlʇɥƃᴉls ɐ ʎq pǝlᴉods ǝq ʇ,uoʍ ǝʞoɾ pooƃ ∀ ˙ǝʇɐᴉɹdoɹddɐ ǝɹǝɥʍ ʞɹoʍ ɹnoʎ ǝsᴉɯᴉʇdo oʇ ʇsǝq ɹnoʎ op ǝsɐǝlԀ ˙qɯƖ pǝǝɔxǝ ʇ,uop ʇnq 'ǝlqᴉssod sɐ llɐɯs sɐ ʇdǝʞ ǝq plnoɥs sɟᴉƃ pǝʇɐɯᴉuɐ 'ǝsᴉʍǝʞᴉ˥ ˙ǝlqɐʇdǝɔɔɐ sᴉ ʞ0ϛᄅ oʇ ʞ00Ɩ 'ǝzᴉs ǝlᴉɟ ɹoℲ

˙slǝxᴉd 00ㄣ uɐɥʇ ɹǝpᴉʍ ou ǝq uɐɔ ǝƃɐɯᴉ ɹnoʎ 'ǝƃɐdʇuoɹɟ ǝɥʇ uo ʇnd ǝq o┴ ˙ǝpᴉʍ slǝxᴉd 00ㄥ uɐɥʇ ɹǝƃɹɐl ǝƃɐɯᴉ ɹnoʎ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ pǝǝu ʎlǝɹɐɹ llᴉʍ noʎ ʇnq 'ʇᴉɯᴉl lɐǝɹ ou sᴉ ǝɹǝɥʇ sǝoƃ ǝzᴉs lǝxᴉd sɐ ɹɐɟ sɐ 'ɟlǝsɹnoʎ sǝƃɐɯᴉ ɹnoʎ ǝsᴉɯᴉʇdo oʇ ɥsᴉʍ noʎ ɟI

ɟlǝsɹnoʎ sǝƃɐɯᴉ ƃuᴉsᴉɯᴉʇdO

¡pǝʇɔǝɾǝɹ ʎlʇuɐʇsuᴉ ǝq llᴉʍ qʞ00ㄣ uɐɥʇ ɹǝƃɹɐl sǝlᴉℲ ˙ǝƃɐɯᴉ ɔᴉʇɐʇs ɐ ɥʇᴉʍ pǝʞuᴉl ǝq llᴉʍ ʎǝɥʇ 'suoᴉʇɔᴉɹʇsǝɹ ǝzᴉs ǝlᴉɟ ʇǝǝɯ ʇou op ʎǝɥʇ ɟᴉ - ǝlqɐsᴉɯᴉʇdo ʇou ǝɹɐ suoᴉʇɐɯᴉu∀ ˙noʎ ɹoɟ pǝɹᴉnbǝɹ ʞɹoʍ ƃuᴉzᴉsǝɹ ʎuɐ op llᴉʍ ǝʇᴉs ǝɥʇ puɐ 'ǝzᴉs ǝlᴉɟ uᴉ qʞ00ㄣ punoɹɐ oʇ dn ǝƃɐɯᴉ ʎuɐ pɐoldn ʎɐɯ noʎ 'ƃuᴉʇsoɥ ǝƃɐɯᴉ uᴉ ʇlᴉnq s,ɐʇƐq ǝsn noʎ ɟI

ɹǝpɐoldn uᴉ ʇlᴉnq ǝɥʇ ƃuᴉs∩
¿ǝq ǝƃɐɯᴉ ʎɯ uɐɔ ƃᴉq ʍoH

˙lᴉɐuqɯnɥʇ ǝɥʇ ʇou puɐ ǝƃɐɯᴉ ƃᴉq ǝɥʇ ɟo ssǝɹppɐ ǝɥʇ ǝsn noʎ ǝɹns ǝʞɐɯ (NSW ǝʞᴉl) sǝƃɐɯᴉ ɟo ʎɹǝllɐƃ lᴉɐuqɯnɥʇ ɐ noʎ sǝʌᴉƃ ʇɐɥʇ ʇsoɥ qǝʍ ǝǝɹɟ ɐ ƃuᴉsn ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI :ǝʇoN


:ǝpoɔ sᴉɥʇ ƃuᴉsn 'pɹɐoq ǝɥʇ uo ǝƃɐɯᴉ ɹnoʎ ʇsod oʇ ssǝɹppɐ sᴉɥʇ ǝsn no⅄
sǝssǝɹppɐ qǝʍ ǝdʎʇ ʎllɐɯɹou noʎ ǝɹǝɥʍ ǝɔɐld ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ssǝɹppɐ ǝɥʇ ǝʇsɐd ⅋ ʇnƆ
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:ɔɐW
˙ǝƃɐɯᴉ ǝɥʇ ɟo ˥ɹ∩ ǝɥʇ ǝʇsɐd ⅋ ʇnƆ
,,sǝᴉʇɹǝdoɹd,, ʇɔǝlǝS
ǝƃɐɯᴉ pǝʇsoɥ ɹnoʎ uo ʞɔᴉlɔ-ʇɥƃᴉɹ
:ƆԀ

ƃdɾ˙ǝƃɐɯᴉ/ɯoɔ˙ooʍ˙ʍʍʍ//:dʇʇɥ ǝʞᴉl ƃuᴉɥʇǝɯos ʞool llᴉʍ ʇᴉ 'ǝƃɐɯᴉ ǝɥʇ ɟᴉ ssǝɹppɐ ǝɥʇ ʇǝƃ oʇ pǝǝu noʎ ɟI

˙ʍǝᴉʌǝɹd ǝʌᴉl ǝɥʇ uᴉ uʍoɥs puɐ ʎllɐɔᴉʇɐɯoʇnɐ pǝʇɹǝsuᴉ ǝq llᴉʍ ǝpoɔ ƃuᴉʍolloɟ ǝɥʇ 'ɹǝpɐoldn uᴉ ʇlᴉnq ǝɥʇ pǝsn noʎ ɟI
¿ʍou ʇɐɥM ˙ʇǝuɹǝʇuᴉ ǝɥʇ uo pǝʇsoɥ sᴉ ǝƃɐɯᴉ ʎɯ 'ʞO

˙ɯǝɥʇ ɥʇᴉʍ ʇunoɔɔɐ uɐ ǝʌɐɥ ʎpɐǝɹlɐ noʎ ɟᴉ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟᴉp ǝɹǝɥʍǝɯos ʎɹʇ ǝsɐǝld os 'sǝɹnʇɔᴉd ɐʇƐq ʇsoɥ oʇ sǝɔɐld pooƃ ʇou ǝɹɐ podᴉɹ┴ puɐ sǝᴉʇᴉɔoǝפ 'ʇǝʞɔnqoʇoɥԀ 'ǝɹᴉɟlǝƃu∀
˙ɥsɐlɟ puɐ sǝƃɐɯᴉ - ʞɔɐɥsǝƃɐɯI
˙ɥsɐlɟ puɐ sǝƃɐɯᴉ - Ɛɹɔ ǝɯospuɐɥ ǝɥʇ ʎq pǝɔnpoɹd - ɐʇƐq uoᴉʇɐƐɹɔ
˙ʎluo sǝƃɐɯᴉ - ooʇqoɹ ɹǝpɹɐoq ɐʇƐq puɐ snᴉuǝƃ ƃuᴉpoɔ ʎq ǝpɐɯ - ɹǝpɐoldn ǝlᴉɟ spɹɐʇƐq

:ƃuᴉpnlɔuᴉ 'ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno suoᴉʇdo ʍǝɟ ɐ ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ ˙ǝǝɹɟ ɹoɟ sǝɹnʇɔᴉd ɹnoʎ ʇsoɥ oʇ ƃuᴉllᴉʍ qǝʍ ǝɥʇ uo ʎpoqǝɯos puᴉɟ oʇ sᴉ uoᴉʇdo ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥ┴

˙ɐʇƐq ɹoɟ ǝpɐɯ ǝʌ,noʎ sɔᴉd ǝɥʇ ɟo ʎɹǝllɐƃ ɐ ǝʞᴉl ɟɟnʇs looɔ ɥʇᴉʍ ǝʇᴉsqǝʍ uʍo ɹnoʎ ǝʞɐɯ oslɐ uɐɔ noʎ puɐ ǝɯɐu uᴉɐɯop uʍo ɹnoʎ ǝʌɐɥ oʇ ʇǝƃ noʎ 'ǝʌᴉsuǝdxǝ ʇɐɥʇ llɐ ʇou s,ʇI ˙ǝɹǝɥʇ sǝƃɐɯᴉ ɹnoʎ ʇsoɥ oʇ ǝɔɐdsqǝʍ ǝɯos ƃuᴉʎnq ƃuᴉɹǝpᴉsuoɔ ɥʇɹoʍ sᴉ ʇᴉ 'ʎlǝʌᴉʇɐuɹǝʇl∀

˙oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uop noʎ os 'sʇᴉɯᴉl ǝzᴉs ǝlᴉɟ puɐ uoᴉsuǝɯᴉp ʇuǝɹɹnɔ ǝɥʇ uo pǝsɐq sǝƃɐɯᴉ ɹnoʎ ǝzᴉsǝɹ ʎllɐɔᴉʇɐɯoʇnɐ llᴉʍ ɹǝpɐoldn ǝɥ┴ ˙ʇsod ʍǝu ɐ ƃuᴉʇᴉɹʍ ǝɹoɟǝq uoʇʇnq ,,ǝpoɯ ǝƃɐɯᴉ oʇ ɥɔʇᴉʍS,, ǝɥʇ ssǝɹd ʎldɯᴉS ˙ƃuᴉʇsoɥ ǝƃɐɯᴉ uᴉ ʇlᴉnq s,ɐʇƐq ǝsn oʇ sᴉ ǝƃɐɯᴉ uɐ ʇsod oʇ ʎɐʍ ʇsǝq ǝɥʇ 'sɹǝsn ʇsoɯ ɹoℲ
¿sǝɹnʇɔᴉd ʎɯ ʇsoɥ I uɐɔ ǝɹǝɥM

˙ɯǝɥʇ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ǝsn noʎ ǝɹɐʍʇɟos ǝɥʇ ʇou 'ɹǝʇʇɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ sǝɹnʇɔᴉd ǝɥʇ s,ʇI ˙noʎ ɹoɟ pooƃ slǝǝɟ ʇɐɥʇ ǝuo ǝɥʇ ɥʇᴉʍ oƃ ʇsnɾ puɐ uɐɔ noʎ sɐ sǝƃɐʞɔɐd ʇuǝɹǝɟɟᴉp ʎuɐɯ sɐ ʇno ʎɹʇ noʎ ʇsǝq s,ʇI ˙ʇsǝq ǝɥʇ sᴉ ɥɔᴉɥʍ ʇnoqɐ sʎɐp ɹoɟ ǝnƃɹɐ plnoɔ ǝʍ puɐ ǝʇᴉɹnoʌɐɟ ɹᴉǝɥʇ sɐɥ ʎpoqʎɹǝʌƎ
˙ǝɹǝɥ ɯoɹɟ ʇɐɥʇ ɟo oɯǝp ɐ ʇǝƃ uɐɔ no⅄ ˙oƃ oʇ ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ ǝq plnoʍ ɥsɐlℲ s,ɐᴉpǝɯoɹɔɐW '(suoᴉʇɐɯᴉuɐ ɹǝƃuol puɐ ɔᴉsnɯ) snoᴉʇᴉqɯɐ ǝɹoɯ ʇᴉq ɐ ʇǝƃ oʇ ʇuɐʍ noʎ ɟᴉ 'ɟɟnʇs ɥsɐlℲ
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˙ɹǝuuɐɔs ɹᴉǝɥʇ ɥʇᴉʍ ǝɯɐɔ ʇɐɥʇ ɟɟnʇs ǝǝɹɟ ǝɥʇ puɐ ʇuᴉɐԀSW ʇsnɾ uǝʌǝ ɹo 'ʇuᴉɐԀ-oʇoɥԀ lǝɹoƆ 'sʞɹoʍǝɹᴉℲ ɐᴉpǝɯoɹɔɐW ɥʇᴉʍ sƃuᴉɥʇ pooƃ ƃuᴉop ǝldoǝԀ ˙ǝɹǝɥ ɹǝʌoɔ uɐɔ ǝʍ uɐɥʇ sǝʌᴉʇɐuɹǝʇlɐ ǝɹoɯ ʇol ɐ ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ ǝsɹnoɔ ɟo 'sɹǝɥʇO
˙pɐoluʍop ʎʇɟǝɥ ʎlɹᴉɐɟ ɐ s,ʇᴉ - X SO ɔɐW puɐ xᴉu∩ 'sʍopuᴉM ɹoɟ suoᴉsɹǝʌ ʇǝƃ uɐɔ no⅄ ˙ǝǝɹɟ s,ʇᴉ ʇɐɥʇ sᴉ ʇuᴉod ƃuᴉllǝs ɹoɾɐɯ ǝɥʇ ʇnq 'sǝɹnʇɐǝɟ pooƃ ɟo sʇol sɐɥ ʇI ˙ǝʌᴉʇɐuɹǝʇlɐ ɹǝɥʇouɐ sᴉ dɯᴉפ
˙sʎɐpɐʍou ɹɐlndod ƃuᴉʌoɹd ɯɐɹƃoɹd ƃuᴉʇᴉpǝ oʇoɥd sʍopuᴉM ɐ sᴉ ʇǝu˙ʇuᴉɐԀ
˙ssǝl ɹo 0ϛ£Â punoɹɐ ɹoɟ ʎdoɔ ɐ ʇǝƃ oʇ ǝlqɐ ǝq plnoɥs noʎ puɐ ʎlʇuǝɔǝɹ ǝɔᴉɹd uᴉ ʇol ɐ uʍop ǝɯoɔ s,ʇI ˙lɐʌᴉɹ lɐᴉɔɹǝɯɯoɔ uᴉɐɯ s,doɥsoʇoɥԀ sᴉ oɹԀ doɥsʇuᴉɐԀ
˙sɹǝʎɐl ⅋ sǝʇʇǝlɐd ʎɹoʇsᴉɥ 'ossɐl ɔᴉʇǝuƃɐɯ ǝɥʇ ǝʞᴉl ɟɟnʇs ʇɐǝɹƃ ƃuᴉpnlɔuᴉ 'pǝǝu plnoʍ ɹǝsn lɐnsɐɔ ɐ ƃuᴉɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ sɐɥ ʇI ˙ʇǝʞɹɐɯ ɹǝuuɐɔs/ɐɹǝɯɐɔ lɐʇᴉƃᴉp ǝɥʇ ʇɐ pǝɯᴉɐ doɥsoʇoɥԀ uʍop ʇnɔ ɐ s,ʇI ˙lᴉɐʇǝɹ pᴉnb 09 ʇnoqɐ sᴉ sʇuǝɯǝlƎ doɥSoʇoɥԀ
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:sǝuo uoɯɯoɔ ǝɹoɯ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɯos ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥ ʇnq 'llɐ ɯǝɥʇ ʇsᴉl ʎlqᴉssod ʇ,uplnoɔ ǝʍ 'suoᴉʇɐɯᴉuɐ ƃuᴉʞɐɯ puɐ sǝƃɐɯᴉ ƃuᴉʇɐlndᴉuɐɯ ɹoɟ sǝƃɐʞɔɐd ǝɹɐʍʇɟos ɟo spǝɹpunɥ ʎllɐɹǝʇᴉl ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥ┴
¿ǝsn I plnoɥS ǝɹɐʍʇɟoS ʇɐɥM

˙ǝɹoɟǝq ɔᴉd ǝɔɹnos ɹnoʎ pǝsn ǝʌɐɥ llᴉʍ ǝslǝ ʎpoqou ǝɹns ǝq uɐɔ no⅄ ¿sǝɹnʇɔᴉd uʍo ɹnoʎ ƃuᴉddoɥsoʇoɥd ʎɹʇ ʇou ʎɥʍ 'ɹǝuuɐɔs ɐ ɹo ɐɹǝɯɐɔ lɐʇᴉƃᴉp ɐ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ɟI
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:sǝɹnʇɔᴉd ƃuᴉʌoɯ ɥʇᴉʍ ƃuᴉʞɹoʍ ʎɔuɐɟ noʎ ɟᴉ ɹO
ǝlᴉɟǝnƃɹoW
ǝsɐqԀ

:ƃuᴉpnlɔuᴉ 'ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno sǝʇᴉs oʇoɥd ɟo sʇol ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇnq 'ɥɔɹɐǝS ǝƃɐɯI ǝlƃooפ ɐ sᴉ ʇɹɐʇs oʇ ǝɔɐld ʇsǝq ǝɥ┴ ˙ɯǝɥʇ ɥʇᴉʍ ʎɐld oʇ noʎ ɹoɟ ƃuᴉʇᴉɐʍ ʇsnɾ soʇoɥd ɟo llnɟ sᴉ qǝʍ ǝɥ┴
¿ɥʇᴉʍ ʎɐld oʇ sǝƃɐɯᴉ ǝɔɹnos puᴉɟ I uɐɔ ǝɹǝɥM

˙pɐǝʇsuᴉ ǝɔnpoɹd uɐɔ uoᴉʇɐuᴉƃɐɯᴉ ɹnoʎ ɟo sǝssǝɔǝɹ ʞɹɐp ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ǝǝs ɹǝɥʇɐɹ ɥɔnɯ plnoʍ ǝM ˙sǝʌɹǝu s,ǝldoǝd uo sʇǝƃ ǝɹoɟǝq sǝɯᴉʇ ʎuɐɯ pǝsn uǝǝq sɐɥ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɹnʇɔᴉd ǝɔɹnos ɐ uo ʇxǝʇ ǝɥʇ ƃuᴉƃuɐɥɔ ʎldɯᴉs ʇnq 'pɹɐoq ǝɥʇ uo ƃuᴉoƃ ǝɯǝɥʇ ɐ ƃuᴉdǝǝʞ ɥʇᴉʍ ƃuoɹʍ ƃuᴉɥʇou s,ǝɹǝɥ┴ ˙sǝɹnʇɔᴉd uoƃɐʍpuɐq ʎuunɟun puɐ snoᴉpǝʇ oʇ ʇɹosǝɹ ʇ,uop noʎ ʇɐɥʇ sᴉ ʞsɐ ǝʍ ll∀
sǝƃɐɯI ɯopuɐɹ ǝsɐqԀ
ʇǝʞɔnqzznℲ ɹǝpɹɐoq ɐʇƐq ʎq ǝpɐɯ - ɹoʇɐuᴉƃɐɯᴉpuɐɹ

˙ǝɔᴉɟɟo ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ǝlqɐʇᴉns ʇou sǝƃɐɯᴉ dn ƃuᴉɹq llǝʍ ʎɐɯ ǝsǝɥ┴ :ƃuᴉuɹɐM

˙ʇǝƃ noʎ ʇɐɥʍ ǝǝs puɐ ɥɔɹɐǝs ǝƃɐɯᴉ ɯopuɐɹ ɐ ʎɹʇ uǝɥʇ 'ʞɔnʇs ʎllɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

¿ǝʞᴉɹʇs llᴉʍ uoᴉʇɐɹᴉdsuᴉ uǝɥʍ sʍouʞ oɥʍ 'sǝɥsᴉp ǝɥʇ ƃuᴉop ǝɹǝʍ noʎ uǝɥʍ pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ oʇuᴉ pǝddod ʇɐɥʇ ɐǝpᴉ uɐ 'Λ┴ uo ʍɐs noʎ ƃuᴉɥʇǝɯos 'ɹǝdɐd ǝɥʇ uᴉ pɐǝɹ noʎ ƃuᴉɥʇǝɯos ǝq plnoɔ ʇI ˙ǝɹǝɥʍʎuɐ ɯoɹℲ

¿sǝɹnʇɔᴉd ʎɯ ɹoɟ uoᴉʇɐɹᴉdsuᴉ ʇǝƃ I op ʍoH


sǝɹnʇɔᴉԀ ƃuᴉʇsoԀ puɐ ƃuᴉʞɐW

˙sn ɹoɟ sʞɹoʍ ʎllɐnuɐɯ ʇᴉ ƃuᴉop ǝɔuǝɥ 'ɥʇuoɯ ɐ sʇsǝnbǝɹ ǝʇǝlǝp ɟo lnɟpuɐɥ ɐ ʇǝƃ ʎluo oʇ puǝʇ ǝʍ puɐ ǝɯᴉʇ sǝʞɐʇ ǝpoɔ ƃuᴉʇᴉɹʍ ʇnq sᴉɥʇ ǝlpuɐɥ oʇ ssǝɔoɹd pǝʇɐɯoʇnɐ uɐ ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uop ǝʍ ʎɹɹos ǝɹ,ǝM ˙ǝʇᴉs ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ɹɐǝddɐsᴉp llᴉʍ sʇsod ɹnoʎ llɐ puɐ ʇunoɔɔɐ ɹnoʎ ǝʌoɯǝɹ llᴉʍ spoɯ ɹno ɟo ǝuo uǝɥ┴ ˙pǝʇǝlǝp ǝq oʇ ƃuᴉʞsɐ ǝƃɐssǝɯ ɐ ǝʇᴉɹʍ puɐ ,,ɟɟnʇs pɹɐoqǝƃɐssǝɯ,, ʇɔǝlǝs puɐ ɯɹoɟ lᴉɐɯ ɹno oʇ oפ
¿ʇunoɔɔɐ ɐʇƐq ʎɯ ǝʇǝlǝp puɐ ǝsolɔ I op ʍoH

˙pǝuuɐq ɹo pǝddǝʇs ʎʇɥƃnɐu ǝq llᴉʍ noʎ ɹnoᴉʌɐɥǝq ɹnoʎ ɟo ʎʇᴉɹǝʌǝs ǝɥʇ uo ƃuᴉpuǝdǝp ˙sᴉɥʇ op ʇ,uop ˙ʇ,uop
¿ǝldoǝd xop I ɟᴉ suǝddɐɥ ʇɐɥM

˙pǝuuɐq ǝq llᴉʍ ǝlqnoɹʇ ǝsnɐɔ puɐ ʎouuɐ oʇ ƃuᴉʎɹʇ pɹɐoq ǝɥʇ uo ʎpoqʎu∀ ˙pᴉp noʎ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ʇuᴉod puɐ ǝƃɐssǝɯ ɹnoʎ ʇᴉpǝ llᴉʍ ɹoʇɐɹǝpoɯ pɹɐoq ʎlpuǝᴉɹɟ ɐ 'ƃuoɹʍ ƃuᴉɥʇǝɯos op ʎlƃuᴉʍouʞun ʎǝɥʇ ɟᴉ ɹo ǝʞɐʇsᴉɯ lɐuoᴉsɐɔɔo ǝɥʇ ǝʞɐɯ ǝldoǝd ɟI
¿sǝlnɹ ǝsǝɥʇ llɐ ʎǝqosᴉp puɐ ʎʇɥƃnɐu ǝq oʇ ǝpᴉɔǝp I ɟᴉ suǝddɐɥ ʇɐɥM

˙pǝuuɐq ʇunoɔɔɐ ɹnoʎ puɐ pǝʇǝlǝp ǝq llᴉʍ sʇsod ɹnoʎ ɹo 'ɯsᴉɔɐɹ ɹoɟ ʇǝlʇno uɐ sɐ ɐʇƐq ǝsn ʇ,uop ǝsɐǝlԀ ˙lnɟǝʇɐɥ ƃuᴉǝq puɐ ǝʇsɐʇ ɹood uǝǝʍʇǝq ǝɔuǝɹǝɟɟᴉp ɐ sᴉ ǝɹǝɥʇ ɹǝqɯǝɯǝɹ 'osl∀

˙ʇ,uplnoʍ ʎlqɐqoɹd ǝɥs 'plnoʍ noʎ ɟᴉ uǝʌǝ 'sǝpᴉsǝq ˙sɹǝpɹɐoq ʎpɐl ɟo ʇol ɐ ɹoɟ ƃuᴉɯoɔlǝʍun puɐ ƃuᴉʇɐpᴉɯᴉʇuᴉ ǝq uɐɔ ʇᴉ ʇnq 'ǝɯosǝɹᴉʇ ʇᴉq ɐ ʇǝƃ ʇᴉ uɐɔ ʎluo ʇoN ˙pɹɐoq ǝɥʇ uo pǝʇsod sᴉ ʎpɐl ǝʌᴉʇɔɐɹʇʇɐ uɐ ɟo ǝɹnʇɔᴉd ɐ ɹǝʌǝuǝɥʍ sʇsod ǝdʎʇ ,,plnoʍ I,, ɔᴉʇsᴉuʎƃosᴉɯ ǝɥʇ uo ʎsɐǝ oƃ ǝsɐǝlԀ

˙slᴉɐʇǝp ǝʇɐʌᴉɹd ɟo puᴉʞ ʎuɐ oʇ sǝᴉlddɐ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ puɐ 'ou-ou ƃᴉq ɐ sᴉ uʍouʞ ʇ,uǝɹǝʍ ʎǝɥʇ ɹǝɥʇɐɹ p,ʎǝɥʇ uǝɥʍ sǝɯɐu lɐǝɹ s,ǝldoǝd ɹǝɥʇo ƃuᴉʇsod puɐ 'pɹɐoqǝƃɐssǝɯ ʎuɐ uo sǝɯɐu lɐǝɹ ɹnoʎ ǝsn oʇ ʇou ʇsǝq s,ʇI

˙ǝʌᴉʇᴉsuǝs ʎlɹɐlnɔᴉʇɹɐd ƃuᴉɥʇʎuɐ ʇnoqɐ sǝʞoɾ ǝʞɐɯ noʎ ǝɹoɟǝq ǝɔuǝᴉpnɐ ɹnoʎ ʍouʞ oʇ ʇǝƃ oʇ ʇsǝq ʎlqɐqoɹd s,ʇI ˙ʇɔǝɾqns lɐᴉsɹǝʌoɹʇuoɔ ɐ ɥʇᴉʍ ƃuᴉlɐǝp ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟᴉ sƃuᴉpuɐʇsɹǝpunsᴉɯ ɹoɟ pǝɹɐdǝɹd ǝq ʇnq 'sǝʞoɾ ƃuᴉʞɐɯ oʇ sǝɯoɔ ʇᴉ uǝɥʍ uǝppᴉqɹoɟ sᴉ ʇɔǝɾqns ou ʇɐɥʇ ʍoɥs llᴉʍ ɐʇƐq ʇɐ ʞool ʞɔᴉnb ∀
¿ɐʇƐq uo spunoq ɟo ʇno sᴉ ʇɐɥM

˙ǝɔuǝᴉuǝʌuoɔ ɹnoʎ ɹoɟ sɯɹǝʇ ɟo ʎɹɐuoᴉʇɔᴉp sᴉɥʇ ǝpɐɯ sɐɥ ʎoqoʇɔᴉɯ ɹǝʌǝlɔ ǝɥʇ 'ʎlᴉʞɔn˥ ˙pǝɹɐǝddɐsᴉp ǝɔuᴉs ǝʌɐɥ ǝɯos puɐ ʞɔnʇs ǝʌɐɥ ǝɯos 'sɹɐǝʎ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌo spɹoʍ ǝƃuɐɹʇs ɟo ʇol ɐ dn uʍoɹɥʇ sɐɥ pɹɐoqǝƃɐssǝɯ ǝɥ┴
¿ƃuᴉsn ǝɹɐ ǝldoǝd spɹoʍ ƃuɐls ʎzɐɹɔ ǝsǝɥʇ llɐ ǝɹɐ ʇɐɥM



˙ʇɐɥɔ oʇ ǝɔɐld ɹǝɔᴉu ɐ sᴉ puɐ ǝɔɐd ɹǝʍols ɐ ʇɐ sǝʌoɯ pɹɐoq ʞlɐʇ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ puᴉɟ ʇsnɾ ʇɥƃᴉɯ noʎ ʇnq 'pɹɐoq uᴉɐɯ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ pǝuuɐq sᴉ uoᴉʇɐsɹǝʌuoɔ ʇɐɥʇ uɐǝɯ ʇ,usǝop sᴉɥ┴

˙ɯǝɥʇ ʇɐ ,,Ǝ┴S∀Mp∀ƎɹH┴,, 'ǝʞᴉl sƃuᴉɥʇ ʎllᴉs ƃuᴉʇnoɥs ǝldoǝd ʇuɐɹǝloʇuᴉ ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɹoʍ ʇou puɐ ǝʞᴉl ʎǝɥʇ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ʇnoqɐ ʞlɐʇ oʇ ǝɔɐld ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ǝldoǝd os pɹɐoq ʞlɐʇ ǝɥʇ dn ʇǝs ǝM ˙spuǝᴉɹɟ ɹnoʎ ɥʇᴉʍ uoᴉʇɐsɹǝʌuoɔ ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ʇsnɾ oʇ pɹɐɥ ǝq uɐɔ ʇᴉ puɐ ʎɐp ǝɥʇ ɟo sǝɯᴉʇ uᴉɐʇɹǝɔ ʇɐ ʇsɐɟ ʎllɐǝɹ ǝʌoɯ uɐɔ pɹɐoq uᴉɐɯ ǝɥ┴

¿ooʇ pɹɐoq ʞlɐʇ ɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ sᴉ ʎɥM

˙lnɟǝsn ʎlǝuᴉnuǝƃ ƃuᴉɥʇʎuɐ ɟo ʞuᴉɥʇ uɐɔ noʎ ɟᴉ suoᴉʇsǝƃƃns oʇ uǝdo ǝɹɐ ǝʍ ʇnq 'sɹǝɥʇo ou ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʎlʇuǝɹɹnƆ
ǝƃɐd Q∀Ⅎ sᴉɥʇ ǝɥʇ oʇ ʞuᴉl ɐ sǝʇɐǝɹƆ ~bɐɟ~
¿sǝpoɔ ʇǝɹɔǝs ǝɥʇ ǝɹɐ ʇɐɥM

˙uo ɥɔʇɐɔ llᴉʍ sɹnoʎ ǝqʎɐW ˙ǝlʎʇs ƃuᴉɹɐǝʍs uʍo ɹnoʎ puᴉɟ puɐ pʍoɹɔ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ʇno puɐʇS
,,˙ɹǝʞɔnsʞɔnɟ ƃuᴉʞɔoɔ noʎ ɟɟo ʞɔoƆ,, :פƎ ˙ƃuᴉɹɐǝʍs ɹnoʎ ǝʌoɹdɯᴉ ʎllɐᴉʇuɐʇsqns uɐɔ noʎ ,,ʞɔoɔ,, puɐ ,,ʞɔnɟ,, ƃuᴉsɹǝʌǝɹ ʎq :lɐsɹǝʌǝɹ

˙ǝʌᴉʇɔǝɟɟǝ ʇsoɯ ǝq oʇ punoɟ uǝǝq ǝʌɐɥ sdɐlɟ-uǝʇʇᴉʞ puɐ ɹǝƃpɐq-ʞɔoɔ :soqɯoɔ lɐɯᴉu∀

¿uʍo ɹnoʎ ɟo ʞuᴉɥʇ noʎ uɐƆ ˙ʇunʍʇ = ʇunɔ + ʇɐʍʇ :nɐǝʇuɐɯʇɹoԀ

:ʎʇᴉuɐɟoɹd ɟo sɯɹoɟ ǝʌᴉʇɐǝɹɔ ǝɹoɯ ɹǝɟǝɹd ǝʍ 'spɹɐoq ǝɥʇ uo pǝʇʇᴉɯɹǝd sᴉ ƃuᴉɹɐǝʍs ǝlᴉɥM
¿ɹɐǝʍs ƃuᴉʞɔnɟ I op ʍoH

˙pɹɐoq sʞuᴉl ǝɥʇ ǝq plnoʍ os op oʇ ǝɔɐld ʇsǝq ǝɥʇ 'ʞuᴉl ɐ ssnɔsᴉp oʇ ʇuɐʍ noʎ ɟI

˙sǝɹnʇɔᴉd ǝʞɐɯ oɥʍ ǝldoǝd ǝɥʇ ƃuᴉʇʇǝsdn ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɹoʍ ʇou puɐ ǝʞᴉl noʎ ƃuᴉɥʇʎuɐ ʇnoqɐ uo ɹǝqqɐƃ uɐɔ noʎ ǝɹǝɥʍ pɹɐoq ʞlɐʇ ǝɥʇ oʇ oƃ plnoɥs noʎ uǝɥʇ 'ǝldoǝd oʇ ʇɐɥɔ puɐ ǝsuǝsuou ʞlɐʇ oʇ ʇuɐʍ ʇsnɾ noʎ ɟI

,,˙sǝoɥs ʍǝu ʇɥƃnoq I ˙˙˙ɐɥ ɐɥ ɐH,, 'ʎɐs uɐɔ noʎ os ʇsnɾ ǝʌᴉɥɔɹɐ ǝɥʇ oʇuᴉ ʞɹoʍ pɹɐɥ s,ǝslǝ ʎpoqǝɯos ɥsnd oʇ ɹᴉɐɟ ʇou s,ʇᴉ puɐ ǝɯᴉʇ ɐ ʇɐ spɐǝɹɥʇ ϛƖ sploɥ ʎluo pɹɐoq ǝɥʇ ;sɹǝɥʇo oʇ ǝʇɐɹǝpᴉsuoɔ ǝq ǝsɐǝld 'pɹɐoq ǝƃɐɯᴉ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ʎllɐɔᴉɟᴉɔǝds ʇsod ɹnoʎ pǝɹolᴉɐʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ɟI ˙pǝƃɐɹnoɔuǝ sᴉ uoᴉssnɔsᴉp ǝɹǝɥʍ 'pɹɐoq ʞlɐʇ ǝɥʇ uo pǝʌᴉǝɔǝɹ ɹǝʇʇǝq ǝq llᴉʍ pɐǝɹɥʇ ɹnoʎ ;ʇou ʎllɐɹǝuǝפ
¿ǝɹnʇɔᴉd ɐ ʇnoɥʇᴉʍ pɹɐoq uᴉɐɯ ǝɥʇ uo ǝƃɐssǝɯ ʍǝu ɐ ʇsod oʇ ʞO ʇᴉ sI

˙ƃuᴉlloɹʇ dǝǝʞ oʇ ǝldoǝd ǝƃɐɹnoɔuǝ ʇsnɾ llᴉʍ puɐ ǝʌᴉʇɔnɹʇsuoɔ ʎɹǝʌ ʇ,usᴉ ʇunɔ ɐ ɯǝɥʇ ƃuᴉllɐɔ ʎpoqǝɯos oʇ ƃuᴉʎldǝɹ 'pɹɐoqǝƃɐssǝɯ ǝɥʇ ǝsnqɐ oɥʍ ǝldoǝd ɥʇᴉʍ lɐǝp oʇ ʇnoqɐ sɹoʇɐɹǝpoɯ ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥ┴

˙(ǝpoɔ ʇǝɹɔǝs ǝɥʇ ǝsn ɹo) ʎɐʍ ʎlpuǝᴉɹɟ ɐ uᴉ Q∀Ⅎ sᴉɥʇ ɟo uoᴉʇɔǝɹᴉp ǝɥʇ uᴉ ɯǝɥʇ ʇuᴉod sʎɐʍlɐ uɐɔ noʎ 'op oʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ ʇ,usǝop oɥʍ pɹɐoq ǝɥʇ uo ʎpoqǝɯos sᴉ ǝɹǝɥʇ ɟI

˙ƃuᴉɥʇʎuɐ ʎɐs ʇ,uop uǝɥʇ 'ǝɔᴉu ƃuᴉɥʇʎuɐ ʎɐs ʇ,uɐɔ noʎ ɟI ˙noʎ sɹǝɥʇoq ʇɐɥʇ ƃuᴉɥʇǝɯos pǝʇsod ɹo 'ǝɹnʇɔᴉd ɹᴉǝɥʇ ǝʞᴉl ʇ,upᴉp noʎ ɹo 'ʍǝu ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ ǝsnɐɔǝq ʇsnɾ ǝldoǝd ɹǝɥʇo oʇ ǝlqᴉɹɹoɥ ǝq ʇ,uop ǝsɐǝlԀ ˙(ǝʞᴉl noʎ ɟᴉ ɹǝʇɐl ɯǝɥʇ ǝɹouƃᴉ-un sʎɐʍlɐ uɐɔ noʎ) noʎ ɯoɹɟ uǝppᴉɥ ǝq llᴉʍ ʇsod ʎǝɥʇ ƃuᴉɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ puɐ sʇsod ɹᴉǝɥʇ ɹǝpun uoʇʇnq ,ǝɹouƃI, ǝɥʇ ʞɔᴉlɔ uɐɔ noʎ 'ɹǝpɹɐoq ɹǝɥʇouɐ ʎq pǝʎouuɐ ʎllɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI ˙ʇou ʎlǝʇnlosq∀
¿ɯǝɥʇ oʇ ǝpnɹ ǝq oʇ ʞO ʇᴉ sᴉ 'pɹɐoq ǝɥʇ uo ƃuᴉʎouuɐ ʎllɐǝɹ ʎpoqǝɯos sᴉ ǝɹǝɥ┴

˙ʞO pǝʞɹoʍ ǝʌɐɥ sʞuᴉl puɐ sǝƃɐɯᴉ ɹnoʎ ǝɹns ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ʇsnɾ 'ǝƃɐssǝɯ ɹnoʎ ʇsod ʎllɐnʇɔɐ noʎ ǝɹoɟǝq uoʇʇnq ,ʍǝᴉʌǝɹԀ, ǝɥʇ ǝsn oʇ ɐǝpᴉ pooƃ ɐ s,ʇᴉ 'ʇou ɟᴉ - ʇ
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 19:04, archived)

ǝsɐǝld sᴉɥʇ ǝƃɐd ɹɐlndoԀ

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 19:05, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 8:49, archived)

PR1CK

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 11:05, archived)

which mental breakdown are you pretending to be

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:47, archived)

PR1CK

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 11:05, archived)

is this going to be your little thing?
because unlike your other little thing nobody is laughing.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 11:53, archived)

Nah just thought I'd put a few pr1cks in for old time's sake.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 12:26, archived)

can't do any harm

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 12:29, archived)

Someone's never heard of AIDS

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 30 Jul 2020, 12:43, archived)

2Can here. Just before I died from Covid I uploaded my consciousness to the internet.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 11:09, archived)

Who?

(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 11:31, archived)

2Can
it's like tupac but with cans instead of milk cartons
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 11:52, archived)

It's like a 6-pack but much weaker

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 12:31, archived)

Agent Wank3r, more like!!!!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 10:33, archived)

PR1CK haha do you remember that?

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 11:05, archived)

no

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 11:25, archived)

honestly if you remembered every time someone called you a prick
your head would be full of pricks.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 11:56, archived)

He'll have to start storing them in his mouth. And then his ass. HIS ASS.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 12:32, archived)

Hullo Nadia etc!
I hope this morning brings you everything you wish for me more besides, stay magnificent!

i'm working then talking to all my islanders on animal crossing then having a nap
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 8:43, archived)

Morning

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 8:49, archived)

Have a wank, get up, go for a long walk, get back, work out, have a shower, have another wank in the shower, make some lunch, check emails, do some editing, go for another walk, come back, start drinking, watch Netflix, go to bed, I imagine.

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 8:48, archived)

that's a lot of exercise
what's good on netflix these days? i need something new to watch
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 8:50, archived)

I did BlacKKKlansman and Blindspotting at the weekend - really enjoyed both.
The Monty Python documentary series is OK if you're into them, and I quite enjoyed The Story Of God with Morgan Freeman, where he goes around the world looking at various religions.

Also enjoying rewatching People Just Do Nothing on BBC
(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 8:56, archived)

oh ta :)
not a huge monty python fan to be fair though, too smug for me. the morgan freeman thing sounds pretty cool though
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:02, archived)

Yeah they are all quite keen to tell you about how they went to Cambridge.
The Morgan Freeman (who, I found out, is younger than Samuel L Jackson) doco is quite fun. He's just the right guy to present it. It's neither frivolous, nor hugely heavyweight.
(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:07, archived)

not neither

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:10, archived)

^wanker

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:05, archived)

Hello, Richard - I hope you're well.

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:17, archived)

hullo m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 12:57, archived)

^ smug unfunny middle class 'new model army' wanker

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:07, archived)

^ genuinely upset

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:08, archived)

^ wanker

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:10, archived)

28p pls

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:15, archived)

do u accept paypal

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 10:03, archived)

Might go and generate a Twitter outrage storm by writing literally ANYTHING WHATSOEVER on there

(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 8:58, archived)

"I'm English"

(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 8:59, archived)

You can't even say that anymore.
Well I can't, because I'm only a quarter English.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:02, archived)

Which 1/4?

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:07, archived)

can't say or he'll be arrested

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:45, archived)

and thrown in jail

(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:53, archived)

just for saying he's 1/4 english

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:56, archived)

I just checked with my lawyer,
and I have been advised not to comment further.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 30 Jul 2020, 10:08, archived)

further fuhrer
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 10:12, archived)

Just saying that is a comment, zhe can no longer represent you

(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 11:32, archived)

fuck off back to spain then

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:05, archived)

bit racist mate

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:46, archived)

these days, you get arrested and thrown in jail if you say you're English

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:06, archived)

Alright d@z@r

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:23, archived)

what just for saying ur english?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:45, archived)

arrested, and thrown in jail

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 10:00, archived)

there ain't no black in the swastika jack
apart from the black bit but just ignore that
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 10:03, archived)

Just ignore the blacks, that's what you're saying?

(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 10:16, archived)

well i mean if you're walking on your own late at night and there's any about i'd keep an eye on them

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 10:22, archived)

haha a strikey-g to change 'walking' to 'wanking'!!!!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 11:46, archived)

ha! you always make me laugh, arse!

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 11:54, archived)

i'd rather you avoided using caps on here please
i find it offensive to me as a person
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:01, archived)

All headwear matters

(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:06, archived)

I can't look at Twitter because of this.
Absolutely everything on there really is "OH MY FUCKING GOOODDDDD!!!"

There was something about someone being offended by Yorkshire Teabags or something last time I looked.
(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:19, archived)

Probably brings back painful memories for any Leeds inhabitants assaulted with ballbags, rename

(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:30, archived)

Jeremy Vine wants to know if 8 year old George should be sent to boarding school
What do YOU think?
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:25, archived)

Yes

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:28, archived)

Great, get him out of that loveless household with cold and distant parents, allow him to develop as a person and make friends for the first time

(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:32, archived)

Wait who are you talking about

(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:33, archived)

getting your head flushed down the toilet, i think

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:58, archived)

waterboarding school?
i'm all for it
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:49, archived)

I'm going to do a poo

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:34, archived)

Please post a pic on that horrible site someone linked here the other week

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:56, archived)

b3ta, you mean

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 10:01, archived)

are you a quick poo pooer or a book poo plopper?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:59, archived)

None of your business quite frankly
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Jul 2020, 10:21, archived)

don't call me frankly

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 10:23, archived)

probably going to go smell my mum's dog breath

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:43, archived)

Strikey breath

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:59, archived)

i meant dog's breath
he's been to the dentist
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 10:00, archived)

RIP Malik B
No doubt Queef will call you and your records 'complete ordure'.
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 21:59, archived)

sad loss
I mean, I have no idea who it is, but still
rubbish :(
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 22:00, archived)

one of the spice girls, 4 eva in are harts ;( x
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 22:13, archived)

damn you 2020, why?!!
i mean, who?
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 22:14, archived)

Malik Abdul Basit (November 14, 1972 – July 29, 2020) was an American rapper and singer who was a founding member of The Roots.[1][2] He appeared on the first four albums released by The Roots, before departing the group. He returned as a featured artist for some later albums. He released one EP, entitled Psychological, on emcee Haak Blast's publishing company Future Blast Publishing. He also released two studio albums, Street Assault (2005) and Unpredictable (2015) with Mr. Green
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 22:31, archived)

Mr Green did it in the studio with the Malik
I WIN!
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 22:55, archived)

departing manoeuvering out of
(97800, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 23:31, archived)

Abdul Basit (November 14, 1972 – July 29, 2020) was an American rapper and singer who was a founding member of The Roots.[1][2] He appeared on the first four albums released by The Roots, before departing the group. He returned as a featured artist for some later albums. He released one EP, entitled Psychological, on emcee Haak Blast's publishing company Future Blast Publishing. He also released two studio albums, Street Assault (2005) and Unpredictable (2015) with Mr. Green Malips
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 23:47, archived)

Oh come on this is fucking GOLD

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 3:49, archived)

Sorry it took me too long to get it but I do now!
Guffaw guffaw indeed
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 6:23, archived)

My cunting work has been absolute bull shit of the highest order today and I'm very angry about it.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Wed 29 Jul 2020, 23:00, archived)

i hope the person or people who made your day intolerable get bum AIDS
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 23:35, archived)

Thanks Chuffer.
So do I.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 30 Jul 2020, 0:20, archived)

I did 40 minutes work today because I am a work-shy fuck

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 23:49, archived)

Unfortunately I now have to do two days work tomorrow, minus 40 minutes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 23:50, archived)

Commiserations. Get drunk and delegate?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 30 Jul 2020, 0:24, archived)

I’m a one man band, I can delegate to the drummer or the singer or the guitarist, but they’re all the same sorry cunt.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 3:48, archived)

Rahzel was the only good thing about them

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 7:50, archived)

good afternoon, child molester's

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 12:49, archived)

W A N K E R

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 13:04, archived)

What I got is what you need, W A N K wank

(97800, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 13:24, archived)

P R I C K

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 18:56, archived)

woo, what a thread

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 14:18, archived)

If you don't like this one then start you're own

(97800, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 14:31, archived)

<s>
b3ta.com/questions/trapped/post2236614
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 29 Jul 2020, 14:33, archived)

Wtf was that?

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 14:56, archived)

verbatim transcript of an appalling attempt at live standup by a b3ta wanker whose name escapes me

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 15:03, archived)

b3ta wanker
Narrows it down
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 15:10, archived)

By a complete coincidence I drove past this pub yesterday
b3ta wanker
( broadsword w⚓, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 18:43, archived)

I bet it's his

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 19:06, archived)

oh shit, that's what I was attempting to reference
awooga it was, sorry everyone I've let you all down with my in-joke knowledge
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 15:01, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woo!_Yeah!#Songs_that_use_either_all_or_part_of_the_song
(97800, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 15:09, archived)

well I never, I didn't know the (sadly really shit) Cookie Crew are the first cited used of that loop
Nice one The Beatmasters, they made some great records
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 15:31, archived)

She Rockers were the fucking business though
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhNcVVEjKRU

inc the love of my life Betty Boo
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 15:37, archived)

lol near mint copies available for under two quid

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 15:39, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8270426
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 15:40, archived)

Ah, found it
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2559475
(97800, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 16:03, archived)

that drimble eh, what a card he was!

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 16:58, archived)

He was a fucken prick and I'm glad he died

(97800, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 18:03, archived)

That enigmatic twat was worse

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 18:43, archived)

Fairly sure there was quite a bit more here
I think some of the thread vanished under an AB post
(97800, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 18:06, archived)

Pint time

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 14:50, archived)

Same here
First since Sunday and it tastes like a fucking dream.
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 16:59, archived)

No cunt up here, I've had 3. Time to go home I think

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 17:27, archived)

my mother is being influenced by my brother's tinfoil-hattery
i may need to stop visiting them
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 16:57, archived)

anti-masker 5G-burning vaccine-avoiders?

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 17:00, archived)

hillary clinton baby eater

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 17:28, archived)

ffs
youtube and facebook have a lot to answer for
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 17:35, archived)

indeed
my brother is going full tinfoil, i fully expect to find him barricaded in his room one of these days, surrounded by bottles of his own piss and m.r.e's, foil covering the walls and windows to keep out the y-rays
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 17:51, archived)

Sounds sober & well adjusted
Someone in our street got a section the other day. He was standing at his bedroom window, naked, shouting for help. Someone called the meatwagon, he wouldn't let them in, so the cops bust the door in. That's what happens when you spend all day cidering and shoeing
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 18:04, archived)

what, the police actually helped someone asking for help?
you're clearly not from liverpool
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 18:06, archived)

I'm originally from Macc, but darn sarf now. One van with a uniform and a 4x4 with 3 in casual gear and stab vests.
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 18:10, archived)

That was me m8

(Runcorn shitty limits, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 19:18, archived)

Are they treating you OK sweetheart?
All that lovely chemical cosh
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 19:34, archived)

morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 3:00, archived)

alright

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 3:08, archived)

yeah u?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 3:59, archived)

Not bad thanks, getting towards the end of the day here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 4:05, archived)

ok

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 4:08, archived)

morning

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 12:12, archived)

tap'a'de marnin' to ye!!
I LOV de craic so I do


*smokes*
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 7:01, archived)

I watched, or tried to, 'classic cult' film Fargo for the first time last night
What a heap of shit. Transparently and heavy-handedly trying to be 'cult', miserable overacting from all bar William H Macy and really laboured 'haha, they have funny Canadian sounding accents in that part of the US and they aren't sophisticated, 'eh' '!!!!!! 'jokes'. Really fucking poor, disappointed. I give it 3 mcbeefs
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 7:14, archived)

no-one cares, m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 7:14, archived)

I've never seen a Coen brothers film I didn't think was self-important wank, beloved by pretentious cunts.
See also: Wes fucking Anderson.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 29 Jul 2020, 8:21, archived)

Actually, I just remembered thinking that O Brother Where Art Thou was OK.
I partially retract that statement.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 29 Jul 2020, 8:23, archived)

that’s the only shit one
you spastic
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 21:28, archived)

series 1 of the TV series is very very good

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 10:42, archived)

I never realised how good an actor Martin Freeman is until I saw him in that.
Superb.
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 10:57, archived)

yeah i agree
i didn't really like him much at all until Fargo to be honest. and billy bob is his normal magnetic self!
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 11:03, archived)

I walked past him in Soho once, he's a fucking shortarse

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 11:49, archived)

I walked past Jerry Sadowitz in Edinburgh once,
he's about 4 foot nothing.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 29 Jul 2020, 14:02, archived)

I enjoyed the Fargo tv series.
The second one especially.

You betcha!
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 10:56, archived)

you're wrong and stupid

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 11:21, archived)

how long is it since you watched it?
Honestly it's like pound shop Tarantino acted by students:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqAVuE524Gk

Utter fucking shit
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 12:47, archived)

several years
I'd rather continue in ignorance
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 12:54, archived)

it's supposed to be off beat you gimboid

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 20:39, archived)

you'll be saying the special effects in mars attacks are rubbish next

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 20:42, archived)

Good Morning Guys God Bless B3ta And All Who Sail In Her Ha Ha 😂 😆 🤣 👍

(Garold Huzzah!, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 7:42, archived)

I'm 'Saluting The Flag' As I Type This

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 10:03, archived)

It is that.
It is that.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 29 Jul 2020, 8:23, archived)

morning arse, gosh what an early morning post, you must've been up tossing and tossing all night

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 8:35, archived)

Good morning you crusty little wank sock

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 8:43, archived)

Morning
I've decided to be relaxed and happy today. Not sure if it's going to work out that way.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 10:30, archived)

it's worth a try

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 10:49, archived)

Smile at several people today
You may save life
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 10:56, archived)

shit a brick, you're up early (or you were, maybe you're asleep now)
'ning

/oldskool
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 10:48, archived)

yah, you betcha!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 10:56, archived)

eight of the clock and all's diddly doo

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 20:02, archived)

i miss gonz0

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 20:22, archived)

He's on Facebook

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 20:29, archived)

sorry don't got facebook they're trying to steal my life story
fuck knows why
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 20:53, archived)

I hear you can placate zuckerberg by sending nudes

(97800, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 20:57, archived)

depends whose nudes they are
doubt i could placate anyone sending nudes of myself
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 20:58, archived)

harass, yes. placate, no.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 20:59, archived)

Could always send dunes instead it's kind of the same thing

(97800, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 21:18, archived)

might just send some of my bathwater

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 21:34, archived)

gunfire reborn is pretty alrite for all u gamers

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 21:43, archived)

i mean i just died so obviously i hate it
but it's not bad
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 21:44, archived)

zudes, maybe yours will catch on

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 4:06, archived)

He Would Not Like You, Hitler, Because He Can Trace His Origins Through The Ancient Hebrew People Of Israel To Abraham ✡️ 🇮🇱 🇵🇸

(Garold Huzzah!, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 20:47, archived)

yeah well he liked me enough to put his finger in my botty place

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 20:53, archived)

He's a nice bloke
Put me up for the night when I was stranded in kings cross
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 22:30, archived)

i met a hooker in kings cross once
i was concerned about a young girl like that out alone at that time of night, then she walked up to me and said 'you want any business?'

it took me a moment but i decided that i didn't.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 22:34, archived)

Don't blame you
Rougher than a sandpaper gusset round there
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 22:41, archived)

my mind did a backflip tbh
i was only about 20
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 23:11, archived)

I am a gnat's whisker from quitting this fucking bullshit job

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 21:56, archived)

what job is that the LOVELY smash monkey 2?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 21:58, archived)

Receptionist at a knocking shop

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 22:00, archived)

have you thought about applying for a promotion?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 22:03, archived)

Hell, no
I have enough to deal with with one man, wouldn't touch the fucking munters we call customers. Waiting on an interview with William Hill, cashier on a starting salary of £18k a year
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 22:09, archived)

wait are you saying you are actually working at a jump house?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 22:18, archived)

Yes, I thought I'd made that clear

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 22:19, archived)

you did but i thought it was a joke
sorry
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 22:25, archived)

No joke

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 22:30, archived)

What happens when they ask you about your last job, or for a reference

(97800, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 22:18, archived)

Cash in hand
Last official job was at pontins, before that I was legally disabled
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 22:21, archived)

is that why you can't work as a prostitute?
got a fucked fanny?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 22:25, archived)

My fanny is fine
I'm just barren. Disability was due to birth defects and Marcus Gunn syndrome
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 22:32, archived)

don't worry kids are stupid

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 22:35, archived)

Never wanted kids anyway
They confuse me and babies freak me out
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 22:43, archived)

babies are fucking weird as shit

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 23:05, archived)

They are indeed
Staring at you with no idea about what they want
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 23:15, archived)

they want to absorb your life.
like some SCP shit
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 23:26, archived)

The ones who look like Churchill or some other old man are ultra weird
Aww, isn't he cute NO HE'S NOT
(97800, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 23:32, archived)

Thin on top, crinkled up grumpy face, cigar

(97800, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 23:33, archived)

i honestly think babies smoking cigars should be taboo

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 23:39, archived)

Baby Herman was actually middle aged so he's alright

(97800, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 23:49, archived)

Pipes y/n

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 0:07, archived)

classic day on /chat, nice 1 lol

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 14:56, archived)

I just found out that Beavis & Butt-Head are to come back

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 15:23, archived)

Won't 2020 just leave us alone?!

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 15:26, archived)

with five more months to go, I am expecting more drama

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 15:38, archived)

Probably something weather related

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 15:43, archived)

I'm hoping for Wales getting flooded again.

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 17:23, archived)

Yeah and Bill & Ted
Nice to see the young turks of cinema and TV just bursting with new ideas and creativity
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 15:28, archived)

They should remake Batman.

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 17:24, archived)

Damn straight, we haven't found out that Bruce's parents were shot for at least six months now

(97800, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 18:23, archived)

I got a meowth that looks downs

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 15:37, archived)

I know the ones, like a retarded Garfield

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 15:55, archived)

Yeah, even the eyes are spazzy

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 15:57, archived)

my mum had that (in)famous Garfield telephone back in the 80's

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 16:10, archived)

Yemeni food y/n

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 16:31, archived)

I eat all sorts

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 16:51, archived)

Lickrish?

(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 16:53, archived)

Yeah, many different things

(97800, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 16:54, archived)

y
all middle eastern grub is ace, apart from the sweets
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 17:12, archived)

a big slashtalk welcome to all the 'new' posters!!!!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 10:33, archived)

Great Online Community 😆 Awesome Spirit 💕

(Garold Huzzah!, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 10:38, archived)

Alright Bent Cunt 😇🥶🦝🦝

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 10:40, archived)

Hey Whatever Happened To The Yeti Guy?!! 😂 I Hope He’s Alright 😞 😭 😃

(Garold Huzzah!, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 10:48, archived)

extended choir practice session

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 10:49, archived)

#infest

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 10:49, archived)

thanks m8 feels good to be here

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 10:42, archived)

Hi, thanks for having me guys. How do I post pictures?

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 10:43, archived)

photoshop a star wars photo and put a link to it on links

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 10:45, archived)

you can find the link to Links at the top of this page
though confusingly not a link to Talk!
(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 10:46, archived)

we have been outcast and are therefore lawless rebel scum

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 12:30, archived)

how do I fucking swear?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 10:50, archived)

use words like "fucking". they are among the best

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 12:31, archived)

I think you have to have sex with a Magic Donkey or something

Or HappyToast
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 11:00, archived)

You have to admire Sinead O'Connor and her manly arms.

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 11:36, archived)

Why?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 12:24, archived)

you have to get nonced up by Hexachordal

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 11:10, archived)

that's a blast from the past!

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 11:52, archived)

hexachordal fingers kids

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 11:54, archived)

I just checked and I'm still on the naughty step ffs mods

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 11:02, archived)

I'd like to thank all my friends, but I don't have any.
So instead I'll thank you for the welcome, and my god for my existence.
(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 11:02, archived)

the unfunny middle class wanker returns
Like an even shitter Jack Whitehall.
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 11:11, archived)

Like a shit Giles Coren.

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 11:22, archived)

an EVEN SHITTER Giles Coren

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 11:26, archived)

Don't say Giles Coren is shit - he single-handedly saved Twitter.

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 11:34, archived)

you say that like it's a good thing

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 11:48, archived)

It is, surely - Twitter is the pinnacle of democracy.

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 12:24, archived)

-the pinnacle of democracy. +shit for cunts.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 15:19, archived)

Fucking commie.

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 15:26, archived)

Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 11:39, archived)

Him, David Mitchell and "Xander" Armstrong are sitting 'round a table trying to think of a joke ...

(Justin Vagabond is hiding in Richard Clayderman's briefcase, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 11:44, archived)

Like a complete unknoren

(97800, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 12:11, archived)

better than mine

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 12:26, archived)

No way

(97800, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 12:59, archived)

Hi d*z*r
Gosh this place is revitalized with all the noobs
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 11:37, archived)

innit just

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 11:43, archived)

Maybe You Could Suggest All The New People Are That ‘Dozer’ Guy Ha Ha 🤣 It’s So Funny When You Do That 😂 😂

(Garold Huzzah!, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 12:13, archived)

You are easily amused
Bless xx
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 12:20, archived)

I would prefer that you reduce or eliminate your use of emojis

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 12:47, archived)

🦄🐮🐨🍆🍆

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 12:50, archived)

Mine eyes :(

(Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 12:52, archived)

Glorecoma

(97800, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 13:42, archived)

Glorehole
8====D----
(Nadia Sawallah's wotsits Mask me up I'm going in, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 14:13, archived)

Cartaract

(97800, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 13:43, archived)

alright

(Runcorn shitty limits, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 11:54, archived)

it is so nice that you have your own puerile image board on teh interwebz

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 12:33, archived)