It’s Literally Hitler and Carol Vordeman’s Arse trading homoerotic insults on a moribund flebsite
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been eating asparagus, looking forward to having a stinky wee in a bit
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you can pee into a flask and put it beside the bed in case you get a thirst on in the... wee hours!
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Yep.
Absolutely shattered after having to do a day's work yesterday, so am going to laze about today and do some serious daytime drinking. I should be shouting at postboxes by lunchtime.
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Absolutely shattered after having to do a day's work yesterday, so am going to laze about today and do some serious daytime drinking. I should be shouting at postboxes by lunchtime.
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what do you do for a living that necessitates multiple visits to court?
if you don't mind me asking of course
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if you don't mind me asking of course
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no worries, when i was a yoot i used to work as a rent boy in brentford
used to get a load of trade from judges at isleworth crown court
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used to get a load of trade from judges at isleworth crown court
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to this day I can't hear the phrase 'all rise in court' without shuddering a little
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Fucking hell I bet your hourly rate was low
Brentfordβs a scumhole
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Brentfordβs a scumhole
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I've got my own office now
what do people with their own offices do? can i wank in it?
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what do people with their own offices do? can i wank in it?
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i mean, yeah, but it gets boring very quickly
to keep it interesting you can mark on the wall how far up you can hit, make little targets around the office, that sorta thing
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to keep it interesting you can mark on the wall how far up you can hit, make little targets around the office, that sorta thing
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Lock the door first
Otherwise you will have feminists complaining. But if you are a lady you don't have to. Are you?
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Otherwise you will have feminists complaining. But if you are a lady you don't have to. Are you?
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You know when you're sitting on the bog while cleaning your teeth? Well
Do you prefer the way a fart gently permeates your nostrils, and gradually fills your mouth as you breathe in, or do you prefer to do a massive inhale so you get the full effect over the fresh taste of toothpaste?
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Do you prefer the way a fart gently permeates your nostrils, and gradually fills your mouth as you breathe in, or do you prefer to do a massive inhale so you get the full effect over the fresh taste of toothpaste?
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Yes. Once as a defendant (16 years old, gave my girlfriend a lift on the back of my moped while I still had L plates on) and twice as a witness.
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lol i flipped my bike into an oncoming bus and never went to court over it you unlucky twunt
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When I said moped, I meant sweet Harley, and when I said the other stuff I actually meant I was doing something very illegal and dangerous but they had to let me go because I’m a secret agent but I had to go to court as part of the cover-up
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you're not tending to this thread like you ought to be, young man
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Are you sure? Like, you’re all at a big table together? Do you all get one card each or what?
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i have in smaller online tournies and in live games but not in online tournies that size
best i've come is 5th in a field of 18000
i didn't get to the final table, tables are 9 players so there was 5 on one and 5 on another, when i went out it would go down to the final table
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best i've come is 5th in a field of 18000
i didn't get to the final table, tables are 9 players so there was 5 on one and 5 on another, when i went out it would go down to the final table
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the a-team's on paramount
plus some juvenile long-tailed tits have been eating the sawfly larva on the goat willow just outside the living room window
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plus some juvenile long-tailed tits have been eating the sawfly larva on the goat willow just outside the living room window
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We only seem to get LTTs in the garden during the winter.
I've seen them in the summer too, they're in the woods about 500 metres away, but obviously they don't like to build nests here. Perhaps the sparrows are too ghastly for them.
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I've seen them in the summer too, they're in the woods about 500 metres away, but obviously they don't like to build nests here. Perhaps the sparrows are too ghastly for them.
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it depends how invertebrate rich your garden is really, like all Tits they swap their diet in the winter to seeds and berries. we've got a lot of willow scrub and british wildflowers so there's plenty of everything for the locals!
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Plenty of trees and flowering plants for the insects, the coal/blue/great tits all seem happy to raise their young here.
I really do think it's because the long-tailed ones are terrible snobs and don't like associating with more common birds.
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I really do think it's because the long-tailed ones are terrible snobs and don't like associating with more common birds.
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Don't get me wrong, they're extremely cute, but they're completely up themselves.
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kids are being pricks, I'm blaming lockdown but could just be my poor parenting.
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Restaurants in china town have took over the whole bloody street with tables
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Hello
A month's shopping and bills sorted, now I'm shattered. Bit of cleaning and then settle down to watch Deadpool 2
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A month's shopping and bills sorted, now I'm shattered. Bit of cleaning and then settle down to watch Deadpool 2
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is brb okay i haven't seen him in a while
or maybe i have a mental block
or maybe he has me on lolignore
i dunno. why do all the nutjobs that inject meth into their cocks end up finding /talk? and how? someone must be scribbling the link in snot or blood on the wall of a popular meth den
anyway fuck you etc etc and all that dried spunk
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or maybe i have a mental block
or maybe he has me on lolignore
i dunno. why do all the nutjobs that inject meth into their cocks end up finding /talk? and how? someone must be scribbling the link in snot or blood on the wall of a popular meth den
anyway fuck you etc etc and all that dried spunk
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ok fuck you lot. Good Time is worth a watch. i just watched it. it's on netflix.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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Yeah
Peaceful night, just watched the original dawn of the dead and now I'm watching the remake
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Peaceful night, just watched the original dawn of the dead and now I'm watching the remake
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Yeah, just made and ate a really good pizza.
My little boy turns 9 months old tomorrow, so he'll have been "out longer than in", so to speak.
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My little boy turns 9 months old tomorrow, so he'll have been "out longer than in", so to speak.
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i think it's just a general greeting really
the aim is to start a new line of discourse though i'm not sure it really got going this time
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the aim is to start a new line of discourse though i'm not sure it really got going this time
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God bless us one and all
It's a lovely day, the beginning of a new week and I am happy. Is that a crime? How are my /chat chums doing?
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It's a lovely day, the beginning of a new week and I am happy. Is that a crime? How are my /chat chums doing?
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these days, you get arrested and thrown in jail if you say you're happy
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Oh My Sweet Lord It’s You! The Super Boring Guy!! π Ha Ha I Am So Excited With Watching Your Character Try To Be Funny Or Conversational And Failing Again! Lol π π
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This is a story of a woman, fifty. And a chap in his early forties. This woman enraptured this man. Made him feel sixteen again. He thought βIβm gonna wear a t-shirt with Crowded House written on the front of itβ. He thought βYes, I will buy that copy of Punch magazineβ.
But then, she committed a gross act upon his person, which was tantamount to vandalism. But he realised that not only must they part company, but that he must also sack her from her job as his receptionist.
I didnβt mention that earlier but part of the problem was that she did work for him and he had to sack her anyway. Anyway, he thanks her for that stolen afternoon. But even that it was stolen, itβs not your property love, Youβve got to give it back. So just to re-emphasize one more time. Her contract HAS been terminated.
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it's not a crime but it is frowned upon
it is a refreshing change to hear that someone is happy though so long may it continue!
i hurt my neck doing archery, i think i might be doing it wrong
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it is a refreshing change to hear that someone is happy though so long may it continue!
i hurt my neck doing archery, i think i might be doing it wrong
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I can help
ΛΗΙΉΗΙ₯ sΗsα΄ΙΙΉΗxΗ ΚΙΗu lnΙΗsn ΗΙ―os puα΄Ι uΙΙ noβ
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ΛΗΙΉΗΙ₯ sΗsα΄ΙΙΉΗxΗ ΚΙΗu lnΙΗsn ΗΙ―os puα΄Ι uΙΙ noβ
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Beautiful day.
Photographing a couple of musicians today (socially distanced, natch).
Then first day of phased return from furlough tomorrow.
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Photographing a couple of musicians today (socially distanced, natch).
Then first day of phased return from furlough tomorrow.
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Not sure, we may need internet lawyerman's advice.
If your post causes someone to reflect on how desperately unhappy they are and they kill themselves would that count as murder or simply manslaughter?
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If your post causes someone to reflect on how desperately unhappy they are and they kill themselves would that count as murder or simply manslaughter?
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ooh i haven't tried that one. might have a word with my dealer. i bought two multi packs of cookies and cream kitkats in the coop
then i realisd i'm just going eat them all in one sitting because they're too delish
but i couldn't put them back because of the one way sysetm, so i had to buy them. they lasted slightly more than one sitting, but now i have spots :(
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then i realisd i'm just going eat them all in one sitting because they're too delish
but i couldn't put them back because of the one way sysetm, so i had to buy them. they lasted slightly more than one sitting, but now i have spots :(
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i'm sorry my my appalling and upsetting grammar, no i mean co-op the shop
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dunno haven't opened the blackout blinds yet
not since about 2003, actually
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not since about 2003, actually
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Holidayyy, celebra-ate
Looks like a beaut so far. Got the beef ribs on and having a coffee in the garden
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Looks like a beaut so far. Got the beef ribs on and having a coffee in the garden
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I really want to have a go at doing pork ribs in me pressure cooker.
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Just the one week off here so I only have time to slap a sloth :(
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nah, the best ones are Wind Waker and Breath of the Wild.
Still need to play through Majora's Mask and Skyward Sword.
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Still need to play through Majora's Mask and Skyward Sword.
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With the greatest respect for the people of Manassas
I'd need a LOT of meth, butt prostitutes and pizza to stop me from killing myself if I lived there for more than 5 minutes
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I'd need a LOT of meth, butt prostitutes and pizza to stop me from killing myself if I lived there for more than 5 minutes
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In fairness I think that’s true of most of the people who find themselves stuck in Manassas
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b3ta.com/talk/8271024
Yeah I thought Smash said βblack sausageβ so this link makes little to no sense soz
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I’m thinking of investing in a confectionary-packaging venture there
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Rude glass man is on Antiques Roadshow!
Have you got any antiques in the attic worth anything?
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Have you got any antiques in the attic worth anything?
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go lock and bolt the doors to your shit pub, then set it on fire with you and your family inside it
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Yep, Aaron Franklin's pork ribs, two types of wings (buffalo and Kansas style sweet bbq)
Chicken tikka drumsticks on the kettle grill. I also made Hummus Beiruti which I was super pleased with although vv garlicky. Fantastic day manning the fire with jr. Then we watched Scoob! in the evening
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Chicken tikka drumsticks on the kettle grill. I also made Hummus Beiruti which I was super pleased with although vv garlicky. Fantastic day manning the fire with jr. Then we watched Scoob! in the evening
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We have some venison mince coming today, so it's posh nommy burger making in a bit
That did sound very nice though
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That did sound very nice though
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Pretty meated out after yesterday, might postpone beef ribs til 2moz
I think I'll make falafels for lunch and halloumi kebabs with Turkish rice for dinner
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I think I'll make falafels for lunch and halloumi kebabs with Turkish rice for dinner
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I enjoy saying "Rather!" when agreeing, to make people like D*z*r twitch.
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Morning
Best sleep I've had in years, completely wiped out for 15 hours
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Best sleep I've had in years, completely wiped out for 15 hours
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It was unintentional
But much needed. Great dream, too, kind of a midwich cuckoos/ stepford wives crossover with me as the leader of the resistance, fighting against the brainwashing
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But much needed. Great dream, too, kind of a midwich cuckoos/ stepford wives crossover with me as the leader of the resistance, fighting against the brainwashing
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I dreamed I was with my dad in a DIY shop
I rather think you got the better deal!
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I rather think you got the better deal!
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i always have dreams like that
partly due to the amount of horror films i watch and partly due to the sleeping pills
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partly due to the amount of horror films i watch and partly due to the sleeping pills
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Hmmm yeah I was a regular taker of zopiclone
That made for interesting dreams! Incidentally, have you seen Hereditary? I'd like to watch something similar but I find modern horror films a bit of a minefield
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That made for interesting dreams! Incidentally, have you seen Hereditary? I'd like to watch something similar but I find modern horror films a bit of a minefield
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Oh yeah sorry I meant to say that I'd watched it
I was hoping for something similar, well at least similar to the earlier bits of the film before it went a bit OTT
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I was hoping for something similar, well at least similar to the earlier bits of the film before it went a bit OTT
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not seen that, no
didn't give me the feeling i'd like it too much, bit of a trying too hard vibe. have you seen ginger snaps? a bit teen angsty, but worth a watch
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didn't give me the feeling i'd like it too much, bit of a trying too hard vibe. have you seen ginger snaps? a bit teen angsty, but worth a watch
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That film supplied just about all the period-themed horror I'll ever need to see, I think.
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yeah, it was a bit weird
but a nice break from all the "let's kill the babysitter" shit
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but a nice break from all the "let's kill the babysitter" shit
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Hmmmm I was hoping for a real horror that gets under my skin and doesn't rely on jump scares, maybe more sort of ghosty type thing
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I've not heard of that but I will deffo look it up, thanks Smashie :)
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let me know if you like it
look up Dario Argento's stuff, it's mostly very odd but definitely psychologically based
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look up Dario Argento's stuff, it's mostly very odd but definitely psychologically based
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Afternoon all
Cup final, any views/prejudices, or don't care? I'll go for a 90 min draw, Chelsea to lift it and them up ahead at the half.
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Cup final, any views/prejudices, or don't care? I'll go for a 90 min draw, Chelsea to lift it and them up ahead at the half.
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don’t know anything about football
except I was born on cup final day so my dad missed watching the game that year
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except I was born on cup final day so my dad missed watching the game that year
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i knew arsenal would win
i have a buddy that will literally be in tears over this. typical chelsea supporter lol
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i have a buddy that will literally be in tears over this. typical chelsea supporter lol
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The problem with Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in.
Etc.
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Etc.
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it’s not possible to lick something dry
because of all the spit on your tongue
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because of all the spit on your tongue
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It’s at this point I could perhaps say some lines from The IT Crowd regarding Arsenal, but I don’t want to trigger anyone by quoting the words of a transphobic.
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Moss: “Did you see that ludicrous display last night? Also, there are only two genders and it’s not physically possible to change gender.”
The other one: βIβm gender disabled!β *laughtrack*
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The other one: βIβm gender disabled!β *laughtrack*
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morning
been up for ages prepping shit ready for jr. coming to stay, fuck me I'm excited
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been up for ages prepping shit ready for jr. coming to stay, fuck me I'm excited
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They should remake the original Ghostbusters with Ed Sheeran as Egon.
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Unpopular opinion: that film is shit
It's not aged well at all and Bill Murray is a bellend
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It's not aged well at all and Bill Murray is a bellend
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well, I disagree too
but itβs his opinion
heβs not stated it as incontrovertible fact
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but itβs his opinion
heβs not stated it as incontrovertible fact
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fuck off and watch bridge over the river kwai you fun sponge
alt - what you say is unarguably correct, i think it's time to admit that about die hard too
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alt - what you say is unarguably correct, i think it's time to admit that about die hard too
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oh no!
breaking bad is still amazing (i think)! i tried watching peaky blinders but i couldn't get past the accents so i gave up
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breaking bad is still amazing (i think)! i tried watching peaky blinders but i couldn't get past the accents so i gave up
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Yeah the accents are pretty horrid.
It's good, for a couple of series, then you realise it's the same series every time.
Breaking Bad was ruined for me by all the over-excitement - "OMG literally the best television eva!", etc.
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It's good, for a couple of series, then you realise it's the same series every time.
Breaking Bad was ruined for me by all the over-excitement - "OMG literally the best television eva!", etc.
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haha yeah fair point, it's a lot to live up to
i think I was quite lucky in that i avoided a lot of the mania before watching it
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i think I was quite lucky in that i avoided a lot of the mania before watching it
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I were on Facebook at the time it was big.
It was impossible to avoid the hype.
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It was impossible to avoid the hype.
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oooo that is actually on my list to watch because i've heard similar
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very very good. i binged it over just a few days or a week, my nephew also said it was better than breaking bad
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i trust that's some sort of seal of approval in the hitler household
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A former colleague of mine in Anstruther
happened upon Bill Murray walking along the road with a freshly-bought bottle of spirits (I can't remember which kind, they're all the same anyway). She fangirled over him for a moment, and appparently he was very nice and exactly as you would imagine.
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happened upon Bill Murray walking along the road with a freshly-bought bottle of spirits (I can't remember which kind, they're all the same anyway). She fangirled over him for a moment, and appparently he was very nice and exactly as you would imagine.
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no they fucking shouldn't
had a weird crush on harold ramis as a kid, ed sheeran looks like an exploded muppet
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had a weird crush on harold ramis as a kid, ed sheeran looks like an exploded muppet
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not bad, not bad
but tom hiddlestone has to be in there somewhere
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but tom hiddlestone has to be in there somewhere
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daughter is having a horse riding lesson this morning
so I get to stand in a shed for an hour. yay.
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so I get to stand in a shed for an hour. yay.
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You could just get your own shed and save the money on those expensive horse riding lessons, you know.
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it’s more that it’s the wrong shed
and thereβll be horses in it
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and thereβll be horses in it
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You can always find at least one positive aspect to a SHED
No shed is 'wrong'
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No shed is 'wrong'
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just paid the deposit for my next tattoo
gutted that i can't get it done till the 22nd, but i've just ordered myself a disturbed face mask off etsy, so swings and roundabouts
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gutted that i can't get it done till the 22nd, but i've just ordered myself a disturbed face mask off etsy, so swings and roundabouts
( , Sat 1 Aug 2020, 13:16, archived)
how much ‘ink’ have you got?
is it all co-ordinated? or do you look like the back cover of a gcse schoolbook?
( , Sat 1 Aug 2020, 17:34, archived)
is it all co-ordinated? or do you look like the back cover of a gcse schoolbook?
( , Sat 1 Aug 2020, 17:34, archived)
7 so far
but the 7th is the start of a sleeve, which will be all cartoon villains. a bit childish, but i love them
( , Sun 2 Aug 2020, 14:57, archived)
but the 7th is the start of a sleeve, which will be all cartoon villains. a bit childish, but i love them
( , Sun 2 Aug 2020, 14:57, archived)
get a seesaw and a slide as well then you can have a whole playground
( , Sun 2 Aug 2020, 1:27, archived)
( , Sun 2 Aug 2020, 1:27, archived)
Hi Rich
You'll like this twitter.com/GuyFieri/status/1286406897764118529
( , Sat 1 Aug 2020, 15:09, archived)
You'll like this twitter.com/GuyFieri/status/1286406897764118529
( , Sat 1 Aug 2020, 15:09, archived)
He seems to be very popular with people who have anime character avatars.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2020, 18:50, archived)
( , Sat 1 Aug 2020, 18:50, archived)
Littler
Edit: That was the name of my RE teacher in junior school.She was tiny.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2020, 3:33, archived)
Edit: That was the name of my RE teacher in junior school.She was tiny.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2020, 3:33, archived)
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