alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 26 May 2025, 19:32, archived)

no

( MiseryCunt, Mon 26 May 2025, 19:57, archived)

maybe

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 May 2025, 20:15, archived)

bit personal

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 21:00, archived)

alright

( MiseryCunt, Mon 26 May 2025, 21:01, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt, Mon 26 May 2025, 21:24, archived)

i fucked off earlier, we went to a park today
www.somersetcountyparks.org/colonial-park
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 21:49, archived)

looks dreadful
hope you made the best of it
( MiseryCunt, Mon 26 May 2025, 22:17, archived)

every flower was correct
I asked
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 22:40, archived)

did you record your findings?

( MiseryCunt, Mon 26 May 2025, 22:44, archived)

you just replied to them

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 22:47, archived)

i asked if you made a permanent record
what kind of botanist are you
( MiseryCunt, Mon 26 May 2025, 22:51, archived)

permanent no, if you can suggest something that never changes I'll definitely consider it though
I'm a shadow farmer hth
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 22:53, archived)

my love life

( MiseryCunt, Mon 26 May 2025, 22:54, archived)

Morrisey? You really CAN fuck off. ☜(ຈل͜ຈ☜)

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 22:55, archived)

heaven knows i'm miserable now

( MiseryCunt, Mon 26 May 2025, 23:33, archived)

Hur hur, you said "colon."

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 26 May 2025, 22:23, archived)

better out than in

( MiseryCunt, Mon 26 May 2025, 22:32, archived)

and we we
and tod
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 22:41, archived)

I'm back from Zante. £1500 worse off
Trust me, don't drive abroad, leave it to the locals.
(Planearm, Mon 26 May 2025, 16:51, archived)

ok

( MiseryCunt, Mon 26 May 2025, 17:05, archived)

do you mind m8
that thread was fucking BANGING
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 May 2025, 17:12, archived)

👍

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 May 2025, 17:20, archived)

No worries
I can't fucking drive
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 26 May 2025, 19:36, archived)

he can't either

( MiseryCunt, Mon 26 May 2025, 23:34, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxM8vxS_yLs
( MiseryCunt, Mon 26 May 2025, 19:57, archived)

Hi clunge-coipu's, Queef Smegwin here

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 May 2025, 15:38, archived)

having a nice Bank Holiday?
do you know what I call them, though? WANK Holidays!!!!

haha, what am I like?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 May 2025, 15:40, archived)

Normal working day here, we had ours a few weeks ago
although since all our couriers/suppliers follow the England/Wales holidays, it's a bit bloody pointless for us to persevere with the local NHS ones.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 26 May 2025, 15:59, archived)

Good grief
It’s been an excessive weekend
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 26 May 2025, 16:02, archived)

Good lad

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 May 2025, 16:29, archived)

That's the spirit
Or beer
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 26 May 2025, 19:36, archived)

i slept most of it
no ragrits
( MiseryCunt, Mon 26 May 2025, 22:53, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 26 May 2025, 8:53, archived)

Sympathy "Yes"

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 26 May 2025, 10:06, archived)

Jon Andersorry

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 26 May 2025, 10:21, archived)

I assumed he'd died, was thinking, why not Andersgone?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 11:47, archived)

He should have a sex change and enter a suicide pack with their male child, so he could be GONE, AND 'ER SON

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 26 May 2025, 11:53, archived)

It is irritating when celebrities neglect to make the necessary lifestyle changes to make their deaths pun-worthy.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 26 May 2025, 11:54, archived)

*pact

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 May 2025, 12:20, archived)

great coffee amirite

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 12:25, archived)

gosh yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 May 2025, 12:42, archived)

I was asked how many more times I would buy coffee that *wasn't* from Pact,
and I replied "Nonce more. I will always buy Pact Coffee, and nonce more will I buy any other coffee than Pact."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 26 May 2025, 13:24, archived)

that's enough for the nonce

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 14:33, archived)

What do you call a Pact Coffee employee who abruptly tries to sell you shares in his company, apropos of nothing?
A nonce-equitor.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 26 May 2025, 14:52, archived)

i've put you on ignore for this

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 22:49, archived)

No, there was a pack of them
Like lemmings
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 26 May 2025, 12:29, archived)

-lemmings +Sardines in a Crushd Tin Box

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 14:32, archived)

alright Thom, is this about cars crashing again by any chance

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 26 May 2025, 16:25, archived)

did i tell you about the time an airbag saved my life?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 17:00, archived)

DJ airbag

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 26 May 2025, 20:00, archived)

DJ Dreads

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 20:27, archived)

off to the beach in a bit

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 26 May 2025, 10:45, archived)

I'm at work for at least a few more hours
Hawkwind tonight at the Barbican though, then off til Thurs and am meeting my sister and her husband for some Michelin scran 2moz. I don't feel too short-changed
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 May 2025, 10:59, archived)

not that you asked

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 May 2025, 11:21, archived)

yeah, conversations aren't transactional though
I'm working a night shift later. 1st I've done in this job, extra money will be useful
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 26 May 2025, 11:36, archived)

working
n r
f
later. 1st I've done in this job, extra money will be useful
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 May 2025, 12:21, archived)

conversations are transactional, you're thinking of monologues

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 12:22, archived)

love is contagious

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 26 May 2025, 16:17, archived)

afternoon

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 May 2025, 12:17, archived)

Sympathy "Yes"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 26 May 2025, 14:20, archived)