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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - Starfish

Lets start the new year with a one word challenge. Give us your starfishes in all their forms (except for chocolate).
Challenge suggested by starfish lover mediocre.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] B&
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 31 Dec 2014, 17:37, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 17:56, archived)
# Hahaha well played {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 31 Dec 2014, 20:01, archived)
# Secret Life of...
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 16:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 16:36, archived)
# :) silly
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 16:37, archived)
# Haha
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 31 Dec 2014, 16:40, archived)
# I'd still watch and love him
love him long time
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 16:40, archived)
# He's got enough support
...of the pink and lacy kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 16:55, archived)
# Sensible outdoor wear
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 17:02, archived)
# :D wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 17:04, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 18:51, archived)
# Puntastic!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 31 Dec 2014, 20:02, archived)
# Nobody's perfect.
Also, I can't place that accent. But it seems smug.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 21:20, archived)
# For those of you in Hong Kong
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 16:00, archived)
# The future is now!
I'm trapped at Southampton central train station 'cause some prick got hit by a train!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 16:31, archived)
# I think the last three times we've travelled through there,
there's been disruption from people trespassing on the line or vehicles hitting bridges.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 31 Dec 2014, 17:30, archived)
# selfish cunts.
They could easily throw themselves into the docks
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 17:54, archived)
# Ever tried getting past the ABP security there?
Petty authority goes to a man's head very easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 31 Dec 2014, 18:53, archived)
# a smashing new year to you too!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 31 Dec 2014, 16:40, archived)
# Very jazzy
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 17:34, archived)
# Yay
(herman:D, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 23:31, archived)
# Excellent.
2015 needs moar Brandow by the way...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 2:52, archived)
# Well wicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 13:49, archived)
# Fooking ace
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 22:35, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
North Korean Movie Remakes - How would classic films look if filmed in the glorious country
If gravity was reversed - How would that work?
If toilets ruled the world - Bow down to your urinal overlords
Starfish - one word challenge, but no chocolate ones

Words win votes, typey type
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 8:00, archived)
# D please
We've already done B.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 9:47, archived)
# D to the D is like D to the D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 9:53, archived)
# is D starfishies?
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 31 Dec 2014, 9:58, archived)
# Starfish
ta
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 10:01, archived)
# I've always wondered,
what about Emily Maitlis's tits?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 31 Dec 2014, 10:59, archived)
#
This^
(Cakie So very tired..., Wed 31 Dec 2014, 17:57, archived)
# This^
b3ta.com/board/11126360
(herman:D, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 11:11, archived)
# haha girls' bits haha
*masturbates*
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 31 Dec 2014, 11:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 13:46, archived)
# feesh!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 10:57, archived)
# North Korean Movie Remakes
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 31 Dec 2014, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] starfish
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 11:19, archived)
# Starfish too, please God
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 11:35, archived)
# North Korea.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 31 Dec 2014, 11:51, archived)
# oh it HAS to be NK movies
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] F

Patrick Starfish
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 12:44, archived)
# Of the Starfish Enterprise?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 18:33, archived)
# That^
(herman:D, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 23:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 13:04, archived)
# Korea,
deffo
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 13:20, archived)
# starfish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 13:37, archived)
# norks!
doing jong un up the wrong un
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 15:20, archived)
# Racist toilet starfish pissing in their own mouths
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 15:21, archived)
# qotw >>>> gogo!
/an avid reader

and a happy new year =)
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 31 Dec 2014, 17:48, archived)
# Korea
Plz
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 16:07, archived)
# Right...
I know you're probs sick of this self portrait stuff and want the cat anims, I'll get to those in the new year for sure. XD
Anyhow, I've spent since Feb teaching myself to paint my stupid mug!
This is what I got so far after nearly a year, thanks for the supportive feedback.

happy new year B3tafolks
XD.

Click for bigger (232 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 1:12, archived)
# I can see the look of concentration on your face
Great work
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 1:57, archived)
# you have no idea : )
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 2:42, archived)
# you've acquired a good eye and hand for this.
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 2:02, archived)
# and
like, doing it loads of times over and over lol, thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 2:43, archived)
# I have totally enjoyed seeing this evoution.
It feels like you've captured something with this.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 2:56, archived)
# cheers dude : D
thanks for your comments along the way. tell you what, it's been a lot harder than I thought it'd be so far
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 3:04, archived)
# I built a spiral staircase, and a friend reassured me that it was fucking difficult because it was my first.
I bet the learning curve for painting is huge. I'm still working on stick figures, as seen in a recent post.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 3:10, archived)
# So there's a learning curve for making a spiral staircase?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 8:57, archived)
# They drive most carpenters round the bend.
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 10:17, archived)
# That's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 8:56, archived)
# Cool
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 3:26, archived)
# `KIN AWESOME!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 3:35, archived)
# Still looks nothing like rob
Jolly good work, old bean.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 8:58, archived)
# Time well spent.
Stop-motion painted cat anims in 2015 please.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 10:04, archived)
# ^^^^^^^This^^^^^^^
(herman:D, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 11:12, archived)
# If it has taken you that long, did you have to keep painting more beard on?
Just kidding. Excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 12:12, archived)
# excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 13:04, archived)
# Amazing work
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 14:22, archived)
# Clearly whatever you are teaching yourself is good stuff
because that is bloody fantastic.
No critique at all from me, it's spot-on.
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 17:42, archived)
# They Sieg him here, they Sieg him there...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 31 Dec 2014, 0:36, archived)
# Sittin' in my bunker
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 0:46, archived)
# Flits from camp to camp just like a Schutzstaffel
One week he'll gas German jews, the next week he'll kill Poles
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 0:57, archived)
# Dirty Sansez
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 1:13, archived)
# oh HAI! :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 22:41, archived)
# Fine then -- this will be just my own private thread

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 0:13, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 14:22, archived)
# I think he's left the oven on.
Looks like it's got its hands up to its mouth in a 'oh dear me' pose.
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 31 Dec 2014, 0:39, archived)
# Wood
(herman:D, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 11:13, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 19:50, archived)
# *waits for rabbit to come back downstairs wearing a strapon*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] He likes to use his finger ;)
(herman:D, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 20:12, archived)
# ee-heh-heh-hewwwwwgrghhh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 20:14, archived)
# That's probably the reason he quickly undresses before running off
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 20:21, archived)
# He's probably hoping that bees will nest in it
and fill him with honey.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 20:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 20:57, archived)
# I am glad to see the
pun is present and correct in the filename.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 21:10, archived)
# Hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 21:13, archived)
# :D
She looks muck better ;)
(herman:D, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 21:28, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 21:22, archived)
# hahaha
Pooh!

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 1:16, archived)
# This is forever genius
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 23:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I didn't think they'd had that many... oh.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 19:18, archived)
# I like this in 10 different ways
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 19:20, archived)
# Hahaha, ACE (of B.)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 19:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 20:08, archived)
# fucking yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Dec 2014, 20:38, archived)
# Haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 20:58, archived)
# Oh haha
there was a time their hometown was super proud of that group
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 30 Dec 2014, 22:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 0:40, archived)
# how about something FRESH! (now with alternate ending!)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 18:38, archived)
# Yeah
(SODA, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 19:02, archived)
# oh god, no, WHY??? :((
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 19:06, archived)
# STRIPLIFT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 19:12, archived)
# In the room out back are strimmers and stipplers
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 19:02, archived)
# Judging from the number of pens in their shirt, these are probably the kinds of strippers that do it for them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 19:11, archived)
# hindsight 20/20 and all that, I know
after posting it, I realized it would have been funnier, if they said 'sweet!', rather than 'meh!'.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 19:25, archived)
# I just hope you've learned something today
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 19:35, archived)
# i did!
I learned that the Tensator pole is best positioned at Register 1, closest to the exit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 19:49, archived)
# Top update!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:09, archived)
# STOP MAKING ME LEARN!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:27, archived)
# *alcohols*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 16:21, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 16:24, archived)
# i like this!


...but hillbillies can't count past 20
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 17:19, archived)
# 21 in the bath
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 12:26, archived)
# Nice one

I shall click the link accordingly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 18:09, archived)
# Another gift, but for a very special man...
Edit: Thanks lovelies but you're making me teary X

This is for a lovely gentleman friend I have in the US who is fighting for his life. He has a brain injury sustained many years ago when he 'died' after being assaulted and is now battling a slow, insidious, ticking timebomb in his brain which has begun to send wrong chemical messages to his body. He is literally slowly starving to death though he eats and stays as healthy and fit as he can and there is nothing that can be done. As part of his ongoing battle, his friends are making sure he knows he is not alone in his fight. I will give it to him on the first day of 2015, because he needs to be reminded that he is the hero of his own story.




Edit: Far out, I'll see if I can make it smaller in a sec, it's huge, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 14:43, archived)
# this is very nice
and, i'm sorry to say, when i first started to scroll up, i thought it was Leela ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 14:50, archived)
# Haha, I'm not in the least upset
Leela is cool as all get out :D
Thanks Smashy! X
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:05, archived)
# you're welcome! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:08, archived)
# Hard to know what to say,
But if I'm ever in a corner I think having someone like Shazz and a few other B3tans on my side would be good for morale.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:10, archived)
# and to fuck up anyone backing you into said corner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:17, archived)
# You'd be one of the first
on my team-sheet Smashy.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:32, archived)
# \o/
GO TEAM ALPHA SUPER AWESOME COOL DYNAMITE WOLF SQUADRON!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:45, archived)
# *applies to join*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:53, archived)
# with all those candles, you can be our human torch!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 16:01, archived)
#
ALPHA SUPER AWESOME COOL DYNAMITE WOLF SQUADRON spiders
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 17:35, archived)
# WHERE DO I GET A T-SHIRT OF THAT?
Shut up and take my money!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 17:38, archived)
# GODDAMN
Why isn't there a t-shirt, why?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 18:32, archived)
#
www.dapperlaughs.com/shop.htm
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 18:35, archived)
# OK this isn't brilliant....


But I tried.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 19:30, archived)
# You should be ashamed of yourself
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 19:49, archived)
# I am, I am.
It was very wrong of me to stereotype all the males on B3ta like that.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 19:51, archived)
# well, we DO ALL look like that!
Except, of course, the regulars at /talk

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 20:00, archived)
# I never knew mr. horrible was black
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 20:22, archived)
# and I am an orange sweatshirt-wearing, grey mulleted 60-something female.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 20:44, archived)
# ...and we love you for it, Pedro!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 20:50, archived)
# They all look a little slim to me....
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 20:42, archived)
#
well then, you can choose your favo(u)rite girth...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 20:45, archived)
# This looks EXACTLY how I felt last week
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 20:51, archived)
# That is rather delightfully disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 21:38, archived)
# I shall name it 'The Subway Ride From Hell'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 22:13, archived)
# Just call it B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 23:21, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your relatives Pedro?
And when are you going to wash that stupid felt-tip crap off your neck and face? I know your mum said you could keep it for the whole of xmas, but she doesn't make the rules around here.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 30 Dec 2014, 22:24, archived)
# PLEASE REMOVE MY FROM THIS PAGE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 23:19, archived)
# Both I and Zach love this haha!
You are so ace, lady! XXXX
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 17:45, archived)
# you need to ask the makers of shrek 3
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 13:44, archived)
# THIS SUPER TEAM CAN FgHT GINAT ROBOT!
HOW MANY GINAT ROBOT CAN SUPER TIME FgHT?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 19:05, archived)
# eleventy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 13:42, archived)
# Touching x
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:53, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 16:11, archived)
# Your best work, Shazzoir...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 17:37, archived)
# very crisp
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 17:43, archived)
# Fab work
and a very touching occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 18:30, archived)
# I can't really say anything here, because I'm only ever good at saying stupid shit.
So I'll just think some happy thoughts for you and your friend in space year 2015.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 19:05, archived)
# Fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] whooah!
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:59, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 13:08, archived)
# Haha superb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 13:12, archived)
# Ahh yes, Gabrielle Anwar...even a fraction would do
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 30 Dec 2014, 13:14, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 13:20, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 14:09, archived)
# is that a ham slice where her neck should be?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 14:11, archived)
# i hope not, theres nothing worse than ham slice in your bed when your are trying to sleep..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:22, archived)
# THERE IS. CRUMBS.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 16:00, archived)
# Oh GOD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 18:31, archived)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!
HOO-HAH! BIG OLE' ASS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 17:38, archived)
# ^ spoiler alert
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 19:07, archived)
#
V good
(slipmatt Thats sooper dooper, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 4:15, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 31 Dec 2014, 20:53, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Countdown was tough in the 30s.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:01, archived)
# Oh anyone can solve that,
so long as they have an doubly infinite tape.
(emptyspace, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:06, archived)
# It's a bit of an enigma, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:30, archived)
# Oh, top work there.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:17, archived)
# JSJSJS @_
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:21, archived)
# The cypher keyword is "TNETENNBA"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:29, archived)
# Stop giving away the secrets of Street Countdown, Moss.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:45, archived)
# MURDNONOC
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:34, archived)
# A BAR SCUBA
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:37, archived)
# Even the countdown was complicated
(SODA, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:40, archived)
# She sees a clock and just can't help herself.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:41, archived)
# I approve of this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 13:21, archived)
# i didn't
.but i dont care
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 17:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 18:28, archived)
# arf! :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 17:21, archived)
# i bet c@bbage solves it first...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:47, archived)
# Solving it reveals a dreadful joke.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:57, archived)
# these
youtu.be/GmUGfQqu8LE

youtu.be/JioVOBg2j3I
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 13:14, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 14:10, archived)
# just get an unlimited number of monkeys to solve it!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 15:50, archived)
# don't look at me, i'm shit at maths
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 16:12, archived)
# Brill!!
like the apple touch:)
(RTL+, Thu 1 Jan 2015, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Straining the final dregs...
(yella the r3born b3tard, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 10:27, archived)
# Vote for this one, everyone:
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post2439041
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Dec 2014, 11:03, archived)
# Foreign remakes is a good idea.
I wonder if just North Korean ones would be too limited, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:13, archived)
# I like the idea of the barking-mad megalomania that other countries don't possess.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:18, archived)
# How wonderfully naive of you, Colonel :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:20, archived)
# I fear it would end up as a "kim jong's head on a film" challenge.
Foreign remakes would no doubt be a bit xenophobic, but you could always do British remakes of foreign films in that, and it would include North Korea in the remit so it shouldn't stop anyone making those pics.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:31, archived)
# Understandable...
...how about "South East Asian Dictators on Celluloid"?
(yella the r3born b3tard, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:37, archived)
# xenophobia? caricature, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 14:09, archived)
# For sheer strutting clownassery why not try Burlesque-oni's Italy? Putitin's Rooshia?
We could also try some of the Caspian 'stans, but perhaps they're too dark for the lolz.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 18:05, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:20, archived)
# GLORIOUSLY retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry]

Are people bored of maths and wanting a new challenge tomorrow, or is it just that everyone is busy doing Christmas stuff?
There's loads of maths terms to play with still www.mathwords.com/a_to_z.htm
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 9:31, archived)
# Might as well have a new one.
I think the Fourier post below should win it, but a new one could be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Dec 2014, 9:43, archived)
# depends what nonsense gets suggested/voted for ;)
Jabbwerwoc is the only person to suggest anything since the last vote
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 9:48, archived)
# We could do it like the newsletter subject line,
People who are about post suggestions in this thread, top few (as noted by number of replies to the positive) get forwarded for a vote. I think it's just that we're too lazy to follow the route through to the image challenge suggestions page.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Dec 2014, 10:19, archived)
# Who's Jabbwerwoc?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 17:46, archived)
# Good idea
Or see whats "trending" on twitter etc ....... topical challenges might attract more posts and views ( eg photoshop Kim Jung Un )
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 19:05, archived)
#
It seems that every single entry on this list deserves its own picture.
(SODA, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 9:50, archived)
# Maths like a foreign language to me
Yes to new challenge please
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 10:37, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11126242
(herman:D, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 10:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11121360
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 10:54, archived)
# A new comp quick, before someone does 'acute triangle' from that list...
(yella the r3born b3tard, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 10:47, archived)
# *shrugs*
If it was up to me, I'd say a new compo is in order. Maths and hummus isn't really working for me. But I'm at work and I'm too busy to come up with some ideas, or execute them anyway. Thank you for reading this and have a nice day.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 10:47, archived)
# This is the best post
I've seen in all my time on b3ta.

You just won the interwebs
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 11:15, archived)
# All my math-phobic vision sees
Is a cute little fruit bum
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:08, archived)
# That's the next compo sorted then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:21, archived)
# maths is shit, give it up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 14:03, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 14:15, archived)
# Isn't this considered cheating?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 2:58, archived)
# no
stop being so sex negative
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 3:09, archived)
# so, can you hold on with just your thighs yet?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 3:14, archived)
#
What you think of Dany and Stannis are not fact. You don't seem to understand that. I value certain leadership traits that you clearly do not so you may see Stannis as a great leader while I see Dany as a great leader. Stop being such a snob and thinking that your opinion is fact. As for incomplete information. I agree. That is why we are not debating book 5 for example and why I told you not to give spoilers. We were debating their characters from where the show leaves off. You can still cite the books because the books are for the most part-the same as the show. (The basic story is the same)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 3:46, archived)
# I see these on instagram all the time.
I would probably try it... but just once. Just looking at it, I can tell its not a great burger. The ratios are all off. Its a novelty burger at best. "Look how many patties I am eating at once"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 4:03, archived)
# Of course that is unless you get a really large mutated giant Mantis who eats adult sized people and large animals.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 4:15, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 4:31, archived)
# she's out of sync
*devos*
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 6:31, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=grFeBeXgKjE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 7:49, archived)
# I don't know where to put it :S
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 9:57, archived)
# also That clock has no hands YOU SICK PERV
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 9:59, archived)
# Problem solved
(SODA, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 10:11, archived)
# a quarter first past the pole
post
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 30 Dec 2014, 10:27, archived)
# Compo it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay, yay, yay, yay
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Tue 30 Dec 2014, 0:27, archived)
# alright
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 0:31, archived)
# wanker
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 30 Dec 2014, 0:32, archived)
# prick
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 0:35, archived)
# Happy b3taday
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Tue 30 Dec 2014, 0:34, archived)
# thanks Penus!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 0:36, archived)
# Birthday in jail, eh
must be rough
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 3:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 3:11, archived)
# I think this should win something
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 10:51, archived)
# Merry candles :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 10:00, archived)
# This^
(herman:D, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 10:49, archived)
# Excuse me, mr. horrible, but you seem to be on fucking fire
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 10:51, archived)
# Candles ahoy!
:D Have a good one!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:07, archived)
# wow man, that really hurt!
Love it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 0:36, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Dec 2014, 0:52, archived)
# Quantum Beethoven?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 1:48, archived)
# impressive stuff, like it a lot
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 2:26, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 2:38, archived)
# w+y+h+p = ace
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 2:46, archived)
# compo it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 2:48, archived)
# four.gif
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 3:09, archived)
# my poor eyes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 8:27, archived)
# Bloody good that....
(yella the r3born b3tard, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 10:42, archived)
# Wooyay :D
(herman:D, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 10:52, archived)
# Fouriertastic!
(emptyspace, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 12:05, archived)
# That's the math-geekiest thing I've seen in a while.
It took me an image search to confirm my suspicions... Well done. Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Time to unlurk...


Click for bigger (93 kb)
(yella the r3born b3tard, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 23:10, archived)
# ooof
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 23:23, archived)
# spang-a-lang-a-ding-dong! :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 30 Dec 2014, 11:25, archived)
# this doesn't have nearly enough replies
woo and, indeed, yay
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 14:04, archived)
# Squirrels
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 18:39, archived)
# Quick!
Add some tits before the mods see this!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 19:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 20:32, archived)
# RESULT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 10:52, archived)
# I'm betting the one on the left messes up first
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Dec 2014, 19:35, archived)

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