I have always wondered what they say between Hot Potato and PuckThanks
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored,
Sat 5 May 2018, 22:21,
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There is some debate but this one seems most likely.
eedit: alternate is: Hot potato, off his drawers, pluck to make amends [which might explain the nose tweak]
(eedit: alternate is: Hot potato, off his drawers, pluck to make amends [which might explain the nose tweak]
unclepills,
Sun 6 May 2018, 0:33,
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"this doesn't look like anything but gallifreyan to me..."
maia is thinking about gnomes,
Fri 4 May 2018, 21:14,
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I know what this is... this is an espresso machine.
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 4 May 2018, 21:40,
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Only if it's the finest Pact coffee**Finest Pact coffee tasting like the floor sweepings from a tyre fitting centre's economy sized tub of Maxwell House powder
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sun 6 May 2018, 13:49,
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As if millions of toast suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 5 May 2018, 2:38,
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https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/f258412d-39bd-4200-844e-4f02416bfac2#r17I3nd3Tf.copy
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sun 6 May 2018, 14:03,
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I am in the 1%!
Again!
I'm so special, it hurts.
*high-fives self, falls over, ends up in A&E*
(,
Mon 7 May 2018, 11:21,
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Again!
I'm so special, it hurts.
*high-fives self, falls over, ends up in A&E*
now show the bit where he chokes her with fistfuls of burning novel
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 4 May 2018, 16:27,
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Hahaha this is as good an explanation as any for that stance :D
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 4 May 2018, 16:31,
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This is brilliant and amazing Q4I'm your number one fan.
( unclepills,
Fri 4 May 2018, 19:25,
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Should have had it do a poo as well.hindsight
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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus,
Fri 4 May 2018, 13:49,
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This is b3ta.therefore, poo
( notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus,
Fri 4 May 2018, 14:04,
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this is curiously pleasant Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 4 May 2018, 15:39,
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I agree
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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus,
Sat 5 May 2018, 10:55,
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It's nice to see Emu has got his mojo back after Rod
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored,
Sat 5 May 2018, 22:22,
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Seems a lot happier not having Rod's arm stuck up him.
Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sun 6 May 2018, 9:03,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Royal Souvenirs"){kind=small}
As it's a slow compo, have a pea...
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 4 May 2018, 12:44,
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BETARD?When I saw this I couldn't work out if it had been hacked by b3tans ... https://www.facebook.com/interestingengineering/videos/1884153971654298/
(,
Fri 4 May 2018, 8:24,
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[Narrator's Voice] .... It hadn't been hacked by b3tans
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 4 May 2018, 10:45,
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If it was hacked by b3tards, those prints would have much more profanities on themlike MIMSY
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 4 May 2018, 11:00,
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He looks more and more like his dad every dayWoo!
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 3 May 2018, 16:22,
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Smudger trips over step, smashes image on the floor. Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 3 May 2018, 16:23,
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Gorisgle?I don't get it
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Thu 3 May 2018, 16:47,
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png files don't thumbnail for some reason, save it as a jpg in future HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 3 May 2018, 22:55,
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it's pronounced jay peg akshullyand it's ping not peng you gif
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Thu 3 May 2018, 23:11,
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also, you're far too brown and i don't like your font artifus is doing it all wrong,
Fri 4 May 2018, 0:01,
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there’s a side door you can use
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 4 May 2018, 14:35,
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Christ that made me laughAnd I was in an office toilet cubicle so that could have been embarrasing
( The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored,
Thu 3 May 2018, 16:46,
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If there's one thing I've learned from the last couple of yearsIt's that satire like this has a horrible tendency to become reality
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Thu 3 May 2018, 16:49,
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It's the Official Portrait 
Harry-Meghan Gothic.
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 3 May 2018, 11:14,
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Freebase was never funny
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Thu 3 May 2018, 13:16,
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Still one of my favourites in the history of ever mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 4 May 2018, 15:27,
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He's TOO excited, I'd be worried personally.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 3 May 2018, 17:02,
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Skewer me Prince Harry. I've often thought it, it gets more literal now.
(,
Thu 3 May 2018, 19:31,
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Und JubelIch möchte, dass die Welt weiß, dass ich glücklich bin, wie es sein kann.
unclepills,
Thu 3 May 2018, 16:46,
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Is that the new Internet Explorer logo? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 4 May 2018, 11:03,
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Because everyone loves a half-and-half scarf, right?
laplandes is working on a pie that can cure all disease,
Thu 3 May 2018, 10:37,
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Yeah, watch them arrows mate, you'll have someone's eye out... Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 3 May 2018, 10:42,
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*sings*You're not winking. You're not winking. You're not winking any more...
( laplandes is working on a pie that can cure all disease,
Thu 3 May 2018, 10:46,
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By odd coincidence, I was playing Civ V yesterday (as the Huns) and thought of this same joke
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 3 May 2018, 12:22,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - ROYAL SOUVENIRS
It's almost time for another Royal Wedding. The cheap cups, plates and bunting are appearing in shops already
so lets add to the options available by creating our own. Give us Royal souvenirs for Harry and Meghan's nuptials,
and whatever other Royal occasion you feel should be cast in high quality foreign plastic.
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Thu 3 May 2018, 7:38,
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So this power stance thing is real? They really do this? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 2 May 2018, 21:58,
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Don't know if he does the stance,but I just audited my local Conservative candidate on Twitter and he follows Alex Jones, PrisonPlanet, Katie Hopkins, Mark Dice, Ann Coulter - all the cunts.
I hope he canvasses so that I can ask him about the illuminati.
(I hope he canvasses so that I can ask him about the illuminati.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Wed 2 May 2018, 23:03,
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I highly recommend you take a look for the clip of Alex Jones sipping one of his delicious 'health drinks' on air.It's made from powdered chicken bones. I'm not even joking. His manly discipline as he seemingly vomits some of it back up into his mouth and then reswallows it is really something to behold.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 2 May 2018, 23:46,
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You know that Alex Jones is actually Bill Hicks
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 2 May 2018, 23:51,
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It really does. Wouldn't it be wonderful if you could offer a cool healthgiving glass of that to your Tory candidate? Alex "false flag" Jones recommends it! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 3 May 2018, 0:02,
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THEN HOIK IT BACK UP INTO YOUR MOUTH! THEN REDRINK IT! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 3 May 2018, 3:50,
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Is that him?..... nope, what about... nope..
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 2 May 2018, 19:08,
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Meh!
I don't mind it so much when I don't get a vote for the image challenge as I can explore the other available challenges EDIT: they're all shit
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