Particular kudos for the animated gifs, wav files and matching fonts throughout. T'is a genuine business, too.
(smokey bobinsonwesting by musket and sexton, Mon 2 May 2011, 22:43,
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I like their answer to can I pay by Pay Pal
it's in the FAQ
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 2 May 2011, 22:56,
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Brilliant Menu Fail
(thyrfas in turf, but not, Mon 2 May 2011, 22:57,
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yup
There's shit worse than that in the Tate
(smokey bobinsonwesting by musket and sexton, Mon 2 May 2011, 23:03,
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What is..
Boning and Hooping?
(Dew & StumplingsYou aint seen me .. right!?, Mon 2 May 2011, 23:34,
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fifty quid
round our way, but you can negotiate for 'extras'
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkiewished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:42,
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This woman is running her own business and doing all the paperwork that running a business entails.
How is she managing to do that?
(Jeffrey44(User was banned for this post), Mon 2 May 2011, 23:06,
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New Page 1
Someone making good use of a title tag right there...
(cronus89, Tue 3 May 2011, 1:20,
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Lovely work,
I like this one, but I also post it cos I genuinely think it's a wonderful place
:D that was quick
how come you have 302 views, but 813 likes and 7 dislikes?
(HappyToastGroat froth, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:35,
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View count is often slower to update than the other stats
(MikeyNivcan coin snatch 32 pennies, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:44,
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Youtube view-counts update less frequently the more popular a video is.
(mr.dogshitThe world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:45,
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I wouldn't know, I've never been popular :D
(HappyToastGroat froth, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:46,
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(mr.dogshitThe world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:48,
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That was linked on here many moons ago. Shall just add to yours.
(Mensa Rejecthas gone out, I'll be back on, Tue 3 May 2011, 3:58,
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The same three hundred people clicked like 4 or 5 times each.
In fact, the three hundred views are all greybloke refreshing and clicking like as many times as he can just to get the stats up :P
(bobzarkoff, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:50,
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Shhhhhh!
I've told you once.
(somegreybloke, Mon 2 May 2011, 22:07,
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Luckily
I still had the mask hanging about from an old Halloween video, so shooting this one didn't take too long.
(somegreybloke, Mon 2 May 2011, 22:08,
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top work again sir : )
click
(------, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:50,
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I noticed a direct inverse ration between the importance of the character and how funny they were
Main character: Unfunny His friends: Slightly amusing Obscure character: Funny!
(Crap Little MonkeyDeathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:51,
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Obama and Osama
dead on the same day? Fuck.
(theroux, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:05,
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hahahaha, I am FoxNews :D
*edit - oooh I thought we couldn't edit our subject line? (ninjas)
(HappyToastGroat froth, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:07,
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I read your description
but for some reason watched it anyway. I will never understand quite why.
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:09,
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I gave enough warnings
(HappyToastGroat froth, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:09,
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I can hear someone in the crowd screaming at the horror
(Mighty Nibuswho dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:13,
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In the spirit of even handedness
I watched the miley version. I only lasted til the first chorus, but I did try
(TownsendsPublisheris all gravy baby, Mon 2 May 2011, 22:02,
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Holy crap.
(JimbuktuSee? Right here, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:50,
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FUCK!
I wanna punch my fuckin' monitor.
(vandalis gonna get laid on, Mon 2 May 2011, 22:19,
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Just NO!
I cant put into words how wrong this is.
(jakedamusssI understand, and dont care., Tue 3 May 2011, 0:38,
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I reckon Kurt Cobain would've been quite amused by this.
Or at least the idea of it. The reality of it made me wish I had a shotgun so I could blow my own brains out.
(Sea Trampthe thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 3 May 2011, 2:16,
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It is so hard
to know which songs you dare cover and which you don't. Not so bad for pub singers, but big names should know better.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 3 May 2011, 2:37,
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oh for fuck sake :(
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:33,
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I don't get it.
What's this got to do with Osama Bin Laden?
(LousePOKE 35899,0, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:05,
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Osama...
fucking loved scanning electron microscopy...
(guffgufffuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:06,
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But for some reason didn't have a mobile phone
(Varmint, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:11,
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They look like blue prints for the successor to the death star
or some other star wars tech stuff.
Nice though
(LemonEntryMyDearWatsonThis time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:12,
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Pretty pictures
but I can't for the life of me figure out how that actually forms a gyroscope.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 2 May 2011, 22:20,
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The structures are resonated at a particular frequency, and any acceleration displaces the central mass which slightly affects the frequency.
(athe, Mon 2 May 2011, 23:09,
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...aaaah Vienna
I thought gyroscopes required spinning bits.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 3 May 2011, 0:31,
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^ this
but makes sense now
(KittyWastelives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 3 May 2011, 5:38,
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Nice, but
I'd prefer to see a mobile phone with a mechanical gyroscope, which you had to keep winding up by pulling a string whenever you wanted to use the orientation sensitivity thing
(Smaleis stuffed, Tue 3 May 2011, 9:06,
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There was a series of movies called Star Wars released a few years back.
The music playing in the background is the music that is also played at the end of the third of these movies after a major bad guy is killed and the heros are celebrating.
(LousePOKE 35899,0, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:53,
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Understood.
I am aware of the Star Wars series of films but I have never seen any of them. I have however seen plenty of episodes of Family Guy and I can therefore usually identify Star Wars parodies.
(Jeffrey44(User was banned for this post), Mon 2 May 2011, 21:25,
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He he he, nice!
Can you not chop in a few of teh scenes as well?
(Si o doomFund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:48,
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This
needs to happen.
(Lister of SmegNo talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:55,
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good lord, those are some bizarre scenes of celebration of the death of one man
it's like Princess Diana in reverse or something
(HappyToastGroat froth, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:51,
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It's fucking sickening
Anyone got a link to some of the news reports back around 9/11 complaining about the distasteful celebrations of Muslims around the world? There's a mashup waiting to happen...
(flatfrogStaring vacantly into space, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:57,
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^this^
(HappyToastGroat froth, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:04,
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Why is it sickening?
He was a complete cunt, whose values are completely implacable with the vast majority of civilisation. I felt happy he was dead this morning; though the Kenyan guy above^ made me think a bit what went on in that fucked up brain of his
(JahledThree shades of black, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:17,
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I'm perfectly fine with the guy being dead
But that doesn't make it appropriate to go out celebrating in the streets. Or that people apparently have no problem with the notion of US troops being sent out on a 'kill mission' without even a pretense of trying to capture him for a proper trial. Or the number of people that have died in the name of revenge. And these people call themselves Christians. Sickening.
(flatfrogStaring vacantly into space, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:28,
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I am smiling at his demise
And I find it entirely appropriate people went out celebrating in the streets. I also have no problem with such a cunt being 'assassinated,' by the US military; he advocated implacable utter hate whilst alive, and now is dead. A joy :)
(JahledThree shades of black, Mon 2 May 2011, 23:13,
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Why do people never remember his charity work?
RIP. 54 is no age to die.
(Jeffrey44(User was banned for this post), Mon 2 May 2011, 21:31,
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Yup, he was a complete cunt
...but it took a completely cuntish endeavour to kill him (i.e. just how many tens of thousands of innocent Iraqi/Afghan civilians died to bring him to justice) *Cue yankee whooping*
twats.
(mr.dogshitThe world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:33,
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I felt the same.
Someone do this for karma's sake.
(Buttersand his titanium codsocket, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:35,
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I was rather startled when I woke this morning and switched on my MacBook in bed
Scenes of real celebration; I can't say I blame them for being so jubilant, but it seemed to need more Lando, Wedge , and various small furry people viewed from my bed
(JahledThree shades of black, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:59,
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Princess Diana in reverse?
A limousine constructs itself out of a tunnel pillar and chases paparazzi?
(LordKeeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 2 May 2011, 21:06,
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don't pretend it's never happened
(HappyToastGroat froth, Mon 2 May 2011, 21:09,
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is this the same portal tetris
that is approx. seven links down? sorry mate, we've all been there. I know, when you are upset by loss and overwhelmed with grief it is hard to stay focused on the links board ;)
(Avastis still alive!!!!, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:14,
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Actually a way for CGI people to track and overlay some CGI aliens or something for MIB3
(gingerbenjiwrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:39,
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if i remember correctly
there was no overlay... those folks just ride by in one shot, just as you see them there.
(thatjoshguyis a robot., Mon 2 May 2011, 20:32,
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I was about to post that
Also: Hahaha 911 Jihad Street
(LordKeeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 2 May 2011, 20:46,
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Tsk, if only thet'd thought to look there first...
I knew they shouldn't have started on Hard Working Immigrant Avenue...
(PhosphorBurnedEyesSwastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 2 May 2011, 22:19,
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hahaha
.. this is exactly how I imagined it :-))
(Dew & StumplingsYou aint seen me .. right!?, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:55,
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The devil has a very small pee pee
You'd think the Prince of Darkness would be hung like a horse. I'm afraid I've lost respect for him now.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:17,
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Well, that isn't in bad taste.
Not in the slightest.
(hazzamonI've nothing better to do, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:35,
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The ending killed me.
(Ornsackof "Guksack". I will polish your turds., Mon 2 May 2011, 20:44,
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You too? Were you urinated upon?
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:48,
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911 Jihad Street
It all seems so obvious now...
(ScaryduckLIKES EGG, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:46,
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what
the actual fuck
(nivosertangos with the devil, Mon 2 May 2011, 23:14,
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hahahahaha!
Utterly mental and thoroughly good.
(Sea Trampthe thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 3 May 2011, 2:25,
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I won't
but I'll take the 5k a week off his hands
(AshTeamRacing, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:23,
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Aww its facebook :-(
Anyone lend me their username & password or tell me what is the general gist of the comments pls.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:30,
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Wow, thanks!
I smell a mental.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:43,
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sorry to hear of your loss
finally someone stood up to the evil empire.
that's what i would say if i used fb
(Avastis still alive!!!!, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:31,
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His uncle isn't Osama Bin Laden at all, is he?
(Kung_Fu_Russran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:38,
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dunno what it's like in saudi but i know that in india or pakistan
anyone who is in your family and male and a generation older than you who isn't your dad you call your uncle.
(tickleI was away, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:00,
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His dad's cousin, if this is any way legit
as opposed to the usual dad's brother. My cousin's daughter is my cousin once removed, I can't remember what she'd call me.. We generally say cousin unless there's any need to specify
(AshTeamRacing, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:08,
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But we have little to go on.
The guy's name is 'Osama', he died, and he gave him guns apparently. We have nothing else to go on.
We are not given the deceased actual name. The guy on facebook seems to be from the phillipines, and he's a christian. That doesn't exactly scream of him being THAT Obama's nephew.
(Kung_Fu_Russran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:53,
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possibility
I know in Qatar, many older locals had second or third wives who were Filipino. First wife for family, second for love, third for sex. It's possible that this guy is related, but it's just as likely he's deluded.
(WeirdWeb, Tue 3 May 2011, 7:58,
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nutella, lemonade...
wait
(paulio, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:10,
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Where the hell am I supposed to get all that from?!
We don't all live within walking distance of swanky bijou Deli's!
(Jorvic, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:11,
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Hes a right cunt.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:14,
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This is his expression if you told him that to his face...
Smiling on the outside...but broken on the inside. How could you pissflaps?
(guffgufffuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:17,
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After what he did to that dog.
How can he smile like that, its disgusting.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:22,
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More so than any of the other telly cooks?
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:45,
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yup
(mr.dogshitThe world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:52,
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Perhaps he needs a picture walkthrough for that.
Still, takes less than 30mins (depending on how slow you stir)
(LancWeekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:23,
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His Mojo's So Dope
My crazy friend said he'd eat a creampie off of a seasoned dumpster or shopping mall urinal if he got 500 views or more on this vid...he's already eaten a creampie off of a bus stop sidewalk...all in an effort to become a known visual artist & work on Kid Cudi's next album and/or video.
Licked the top of it
Hardly eating it directly off the sidewalk (hey, we say pavement in the UK, crazy language) as he's a good half inch away from it.
(magnum, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:45,
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duly noted, I will mention that to him!!
(Arita-77, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:48,
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Are you an American?
If so: USA#1 USA#1 USA#1 Whoop, whoop, kick ass!
(pissflaps.FSPW, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:58,
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hahahaha!
(tickleI was away, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:57,
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I theng yew.
Here all week ;-)
(pissflaps.FSPW, Mon 2 May 2011, 20:05,
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errmm, thanks?
(Arita-77, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:45,
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FUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Now your turn!NSFWI made this!
Hello B3ta! Am conducting an internet project to make the longest F***k chain of videos online. Thought I would post it here to see if anyone fancied swearing their tits off for me!! NSFW because of one word, unless you're wearing headphones!
Cheers all!
(BoogalooShrimpWith great wisdom comes expensive dentistry, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:35,
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If you want to, try posting this on Reddit.
Pretty much everyone in the f7u14 community will send you material.
(User #86772, Mon 2 May 2011, 18:54,
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