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This is a link post Goodies Rule - O.K?
When fun and frivolity is outlawed, The Goodies stage a coup d'état, but the puppet government has other ideas.
Contains Wombles, Clangers, Sooty, Sweep and the largest Dougal, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Best thing ever!

(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh yes.
Union Jack pants showing, mild indirect racism-ing, Terry Wogan-ing, 70s-80s British humour, a hundred slapstick artists before them.
Love it or loathe it, oh how humour has changed today. I'd like to think it's more sophisticated and clever today, but I'm not so sure.
Still, a nice throw-back, with a Patrick Moore cameo!
 (Heliosphan, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 17:10, Reply)
This is a link post Space Phallus NSFW
I was searching for some Gradius style shoot em up games like Raptor and Soldner X and stumbled across this little game.
Its free here if anyone wants to play it. Its a hard game. 9mb www.charliesgames.com/wordpress/?page_id=18
Gc said no but definitely pixel c
(Sherbs, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I wondered what had happened to 2 Unlimited.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:47, Reply)
This is a link post 'Fucking stop using fucking helium you fucking cunts'.
Important festive message from Dr Peter Wothers, a fellow of the Royal Society of Chemistry and a University of Cambridge chemist.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post But what about girls cosplaying as the house from Up?
thingsthatmakeyouhappy.com/2011/05/04/myeongbeom-kim/
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Scientist have been saying this for years
But its clearly more important for young Chuck and Brad to get their fat chubby paws on a f*cking balloon than to safeguard the future of the species.
Edit: I'm not a green hippie, I just don't like seeing fat kids with balloons.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Nobody screws with my balloon!
triggur.org/storytime/henry/
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I bloody LOVE the christmas lectures.
*starts to feel everso-slightly less bah-humbug*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too!
About the only good thing on telly during xmas.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ...apart from X factor OF COURSE
I love [insert name here]- her mum died of cancer, so sang a sad song.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post She's so strong.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post *Buys record & wristband*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You should really watch Elf.
It makes me do a lol.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post On at the cinema near here soon, you being serious?
I may go and watch it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I do genuinely enjoy it although I think I enjoy it because I always watch it with family or mates.
You don't need to shell out on a cinema ticket though. It's usually repeated ad infinitum by Channel4/E4/More4/Film4. Just cycle through the channels and you'll hit it before you've gone through twice.

It's good, silly fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm....could be tempted by that.
No TV so cinema it is, It's A Wonderful Life is on soon too, classic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, but it stars that american cunt who I find (genuinely) unwatchable.
/cannot be arsed to google his name
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post James Caan has been in a lot of good stuff.
Check out The Godfather and Dogville.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post :(((

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Ditto
HATE FERRELL
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Keep buying it
I work in the helium business and I'm making cold hard cash.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The problem is not that we use too much of it
It's that the USA is the only country that can produce it cheaply and since that means they don't make any money off it they've committed to selling off their stockpiles at rock-bottom prices to drive up the price of any remaining helium. Essentially, the market value of a balloon of helium should be around $150, given how much we need it, but the Shermans' economic policies mean that we're wasting it all doing silly voices and all that
 (I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post And miss out on singing 'Annie's Song' in the style of Pinky and Perky?
That's a tough decision, and one I can't make lightly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post they should start using hydrogen in kids balloons instead

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Or fill the party rooms with florine,
so normal balloons float.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post children should be content
to drag a limp balloon around behind them, all this hanging in the air bullshit gives them a ridiculous sense of ambition.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post He says we let it float off into space
That isn't correct is it? It is lighter than air, but heavier than a vacuum. Doesn't it stick around in the upper atmosphere? We can get it later, when we need it, and have longer ladders than we do now.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post "Heavier"?
Sadly not on a planet with Earth's mass.
Hydrogen & Helium are able to escape the atmosphere...
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Kepp them in your sex dungeon
they'll never escape then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I did not
know that. I presumed anything with a mass is heavier than anything without one, and would therefore be trapped.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ??? I don't understand... what hasn't got mass?
I think planets the size of Jupiter are massive enough to prevent hydrogen & helium escaping.
Also, *checks wikipedia* how close you are to a star affects it too: so the gas molecules will be more energetic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not arguing!
I thought a molecule of helium was, by it's very existance, heavier than the vacuum of space and would therefore be trapped by gravity at some height. I'm no expert and if you say I'm wrong, I'm wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not arguing either!
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it gets enough escape velocity to get away
Perhaps at the height at which it stops rising up through the stuffmospheres the gravity is insufficient to keep it in...

...maybe. But as you say, bigger ladders!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post If gravity worked like that we'd be permanently stuck to anything more massive than ourselves.
Gravity is very, very weak.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post My sofa
Has a huge gravitational pull. Explain that.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It's fucking massive?

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It is actually,
and so is my arse, so I guess me sitting around all day is down to SCIENCE.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Also lots of boring guff about weight and mass not being the same thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That is not boring!
It might give me diet excuses.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:51, Reply)
This is a link post 'My turn, my turn!!'
monkeys dive bomb water tank.
(Spin Its a thing., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Close the internet

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I posted this ages ago.
Still good though :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post You must have posted it during the gay shift

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post It was an instant hit, made the popular page and everything, can't believe you didn't see it.
You're letting yourself down.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Must have been on holidays in Florida at the time

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Then who was policing the internet?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I appoint you deputy scrunt

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Please, no, anything but that, i don't want that.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post OK, get the lube

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Newsletter in fact
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue554/
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, i got two links in that newsletter.
Original poster, shit just got real.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Missed that newsletter
was in Vienna
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That means nothing to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice :o)
Makes me think of this classic
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Will patrons kindly refrain from bombing.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:53, Reply)
This is a link post Blind Guy Describes His Concept Of Colour.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post They spelt colour wrong for a start.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I was waiting for brown
when he smelt his own farts
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post he got black and white mixed up
and the ocean is blue because it reflects the blue sky
and water is actually blue too, but so feint that you need lots of it to notice it, and by then its reflecting other colours, like the sky anyway.

however, a lovely little peek into someone's life
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post b&w thing depends how you look at it.
Speaking of light, yes, you are correct.

But average person could think more like
him (compare mixing paints).

About blue, uh no. I'll just leave it.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Way to go Orange' Ha ha!
He's clearly totally happy but I still found that quite sad.
How are they getting on with curing blindness anyway? Let's get this sorted.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:48, Reply)
This is a link post Have another ouch

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:47, Reply)
This is a link post Nice weird cg catwalk models and well put message

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe a worthy video
but PETA have a strange strange agenda
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
Do they have some ulterior motive that we're not being made fully aware of?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post don't get me wrong
their "core" message is fine IMO, "be nice to animals, m'kay?" but they appear to be motivated by other things and some of their campaigns border on the absurd - I would find examples but can't be arsed.
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Peta are mentalists of the highest order.
And fairly litigious, so I choose my words carefully. (Not only will they sue me, they aren't adverse to burning my house down with me in it).
They are the ones that 'free' mink. Now, I don't like mink farms either, but the ones released eat just about every other living creature in a 10 mile radius before dying out themselves through being in the wrong environment. That is not loving animals.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post peta believe
that a dead animal is better than an "enslaved one"

which is why so many human slaves commit suicide, oh no, hang on, they don't.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Why don't they
'free' cows then? Or horses. Horses have fences keeping them in, at our beck and call, doing our evil bidding, bwahahahahaha....
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post have a butchers at this... its brilliant
bullmarketfrogs.com/blog/2008/02/thursday-thirteen-top-13-most-idiotic-quotes-from-peta-and-ingrid-newkirk/

unverified, but hilarious
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Sad....
This is also interesting, but very GC I'm sure. www.youtube.com/watch?v=inFtOMx8nDU
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That was awesome.
I wasn't sure what it was about at first. I thought it was going to be about size zero models or something. Great way to put it across!

Have big click.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post peta can fuck right off

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post What's he ever done to you?

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Peta file?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTaKDnSIb4c
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post all this makes me think
is that fashion would be improved by using small children for parts.

those dresses were fabulous!

also that shivering kid at the end, could really do with a fur coat.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a link post Catterick
For those who don't know - "a surreal situation comedy" with R&M. Ages since have seen it but there's some great bits in it. Not to everyones tastes but I likes it.
(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post My mate lent me it on doovd
I've not got round to watching it yet. You may have just inspired me to.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I knoor!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post A great series.

(pahakyy, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This is a link post Ouch

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
Good to see gravity is in good working order.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Faceplant!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
Warm grass warm grass warm grasss..... ROCK!
 (chompedhomas, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I've done that - exactly the same
Run, run, run, glide, spectacular crash. Didn't stop me trying again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 12:33, Reply)
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 (gtopawb, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright gtopawb

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post /gets popcorn
/grabs humungeous drink
/sits back
/sits on dog
/removes dog
/sits back down
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 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU ARE A CUNT.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post You are a very backwards internet marketer
If you don't know what happens if you post wanker-spam on b3ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post You get "Naughty Stepped". Or flat-out banned.
This looks like the output of a badly-configured bot rather than an human to me though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post gtopawb!
GOOD to see you mate! how's it going? what you up to for Xmas? home with the family? How about NYE?
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:30, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
ooo we've not had one of these in a while have we?
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:31, Reply)
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 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:35, Reply)
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 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:37, Reply)
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 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:42, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Monkey jackets you say?

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Mods are *very* quick these days.
Didn't change the URL to kittenwar for some reason though.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:43, Reply)
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 (gtopawb, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright gtopawb

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:23, Reply)
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This is a normal post this is going to be interesting

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU ARE STILL A CUNT.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post You definitely need to post this on /talk

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:28, Reply)
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 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:38, Reply)
This is a link post The resident B3ta cyborg undergoes activation... today! I made this!
They're switching me on today - I've got a pretty good idea of what to expect... and I'm also discussing a rather gruesome side effect of the operation!

Wish me luck.

Oh, and Wired UK liked my blog so much they asked me to write a guest post for them too:
www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2012-12/10/cochlear-implant
 (helmsdeep, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post best of luck fella and cool about wired :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Just in time
To hear slade on continuous loop everywhere you go!

seriously though... Good luck :)
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hahaha
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - "Turn it off! Turn it off!"

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post As long as this implant doesn't turn you into a roboplegic wrongcock, I'll be happy.
Best of luck sir and I look forward to reading the next update (unless it IS about wrongcockery).
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Good Luck Billy
Guess you're wired for sound! - www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn9mLnKmPco
 (nobby.uk Lurking since 2006!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That was the original title
But Wired changed it. Bastards.
 (helmsdeep, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Best of luck old chap
also can I make a quick request? At the moment they boot you up (i'm imagining it's going to be something like robocop), if you do have a sudden, unexplained desire to destroy the puny human units, could you spare all B3tans?
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post apart from /talk
obviously
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
1. Serve the public trust
2. Protect the innocent
3. Uphold the law
4. Draw giant pink penises on stuff and then animate it
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck!
I apologise in advance for the X-Factor Christmas single
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck trying to avoid Gangnam Style with the rest of us.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post good luck, you'll soon realise coldplay are shit :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post good luck mr!
...and to add to the continuous slade problem you're likely to have, wait until you hear gangnam style, oh yes.

edit: and bready beat me to it, damn it all!
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
Good luck.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post best of luck!!!! :D

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck Transhuman.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Should I interrupt my colleague and hawk a massive stinking yellow-green loogie into a spittoon like some sort of Wild West character, or Gary Busey in Under Siege?"

Yes, Yes you should.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
This is a link post new Lone Ranger trailer

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 8:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks good
I am rising your sig
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post The Daily Star had a paragraph about my John Lewis ad a couple of weeks ago

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post You *do* know Happy Toast had a sex change?
And is now so proud of her new headlights that she's flashing 'em in all the red-tops?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I am 5% gay
so may look
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post As long as that 5% isn't your penis, you'll be fine.
(I realise 5% is being extremely generous)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Why do you have a fascination with tiny penises?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Urgh, I really don't. It's just most of /links seem somewhat phallically-challenged.
Amadeus for example: Plus he's got the double whammy of ginger pubes.
Honestly, It'd be like trying to find the last sultana in a grated carrot salad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post My morning horn
is 10 inches
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2010/2/6/129099614286957569.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post You can tell that through the internet?
*Hides modesty*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:04, Reply)
This is a link post New Plinkett Review NSFW
Titanic.
 (theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 7:53, Reply)
This is a link post Dogging in Yoprkshire, Weirdo educates weirdo NSFW
Probably glasscock,.the knob end taxi passenger further down made me think of this old classic.
'even snow can be down!'
(bonnie_prince_bob, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 5:22, Reply)
This is a normal post "bummin an that"
"in woods"
 (teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post they're all weirdos in yorkshire

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post How dare yo....
...oh actually yeah I see what you mean.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:39, Reply)
This is a link post My personal favourite
Hackett moment
(-mash-, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 2:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the fact
that he plays the line grim, rather than lecherous, or cartoon sleazy. The darker my comedy, the better.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 18:44, Reply)
This is a link post Gangnam style LIVE
I never understood how this was so popular.... then i just saw this,
It's impressive... he's like a Korean pied piper.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
that crowd's pretty immense!
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
That crowd is pretty immense Koren
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Islemophobe

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 7:08, Reply)
This is a normal post arachnaphobe

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post They all seem to know the words..
If indeed those suspicious foreign noises are indeed words!
 (I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be honest
while i don't actively 'like' this song, as songs that have inexplicably inspired a dance craze go it is far better than The Macarana, YMCA or Saturday Night.
 (I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 7:23, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not a patch on Agadoo though.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post So, what other songs did he play that night?

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post A selection from Beethoven op.48
and Tiptoe Through The Tulips IIRC
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, look, it's him again.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop.
Just stop it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:40, Reply)
This is a link post Jenna Marbles
Her boyfriend attaches her makeup.

I laughed way more than I should of.
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post before i watch the rest of this...
i had to pause at 1:30 to say... this is not going to go well.. as he clearly has already tweezed one half of one of her eyebrows off.
watched the whole thing... ermm. that would be the average local out here. she looked better with one half of an eyebrow and that is not saying much.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:39, Reply)
This is a normal post where have I seen her before?
she been on't telly or summat?
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It's them Aussie DJ's, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm. My spidey-senses are tinglin'
HEY LOVE YOUR BOYFRIEND'S A GAY
Or at least helps out when they're busy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:34, Reply)
This is a link post AN ALIEN CLAYMATION I made this!

(leehardcastle, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post n-n-n-n-nineteen
fuck off, beat you to it
 (leehardcastle, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That was your greatest hit though.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:14, Reply)
This is a normal post That last animation was class!
Brilliant as usual!
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:38, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fucking stupendous!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post THAT WAS AMAZING!!!!
edit: i am actually a bit sad i did not click play on this sooner. that made my evening. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post OUTSTANDING! OUTSTANDING!

(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post absolutely fucking excellent
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post hilarious
You never know what those wacky aliens will try next!
 (Level24hiSpeed, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 3:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome! :)

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Click Ass

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic stuff.
big *click* from me
 (I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post oh dude you've outdone yourself this time!
that is AWESOMES!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
love it, amazing animation
 (@feelwelcome Hello, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe bloody marvellous

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely brilliant the end is spot on! :D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post "Again?!!"
Class.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice :D

(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Really good
Loved it!
 (oliputland, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant, really good

(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 0:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Incredibly good.

(Sherbs, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking awesome Lee..
hope you get paid to make this stuff soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post immense!
I weep at how tedious this must have been to animate.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post The blood changes colour
half way through.

Which is not to say that this is not cocking ace.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post "Again?!"
"Again."

Superb stuff and real belly laff from me.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 7:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I bloody loved that

(The Tramp Surveyor, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent!

(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That is
FANTASTIC.
 (I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Loved it - only one issue
If it's "again," then why is he so nice at the beginning and actually pointing out the microwave to them?
 (NJtoTX, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post :D wicked!

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Lee,
That's fucking awesome. You are destined for bigger and better things my dear.

Help me out where you're there won't you? Ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 16 Dec 2012, 1:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
Brilliant. Make more.
 (Razors, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Ere you Billy big'ead.
Wonderful.
 (I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 16 Dec 2012, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hoya!

Fucking genius, innit?

You sir are obscenely talented!

Clicky, obviously!

Be funky

M A D
 (MAD Life -The Best Antidote To Happiness, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Mind blowing
Well done, sir, you earned ALLTHECLICKS. That was super.
 (lurk_hard_pray_hard, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Good Lord, that was freakish and disturbing
So I had to watch it twice. I did laugh, while thinking, this is like a nightmare. For all their intergalactic technology the aliens are remarkably poor at fighting. Are the martial arts inspired by The Matrix? Very well done. I would watch it again frame by frame to study the marvel of the animation.
 (pip2, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:33, Reply)
This is a link post Arsehole passenger in taxi NSFW
My Dad drove a taxi for about two months, gave up because of knobcheddars like this.
(Leemondus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post i had to stop that 4+ minutes in...
i found myself hypnotized by the passenger in the front seats silence and blank stare.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Does he even know where he is?

(auburnagain, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post i don't think he does.
he does look quite content though.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the "Oh fuck he's off on one again" look.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 7:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Beyond the sun?

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 8:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh angry drunk people should get a ban from public for a month
It's always funny that we have like 50 cops at a house and/or techno party and no trouble at all. And very few cops @ the local pubs with all kinds of deadly or nasty problems.
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post what an arse
hope he enjoyed the walk home
 (Jamesrobson, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:50, Reply)
This is a normal post As someone who has to work with the drunken public regularly..
I share this taxi drivers pain. I really do. Why is it that alot of people have to act like complete twats to people who are doing them a service?
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 1:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It's just arrogance
People think if you're doing something for them, they are superior.
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, i'm paying you, you need the money, you're at my will.
Cunts, basically.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant last call from the taxi driver
"fuck offff"... sums it up really. Thought he handled it pretty well. And the bloke on the front seat seemed to know the score n' all. Drink... makes some people into utter arseholes
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That front seat passenger is really, really stoned.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:58, Reply)

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