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The Adventure Game
From the early 80's
I remember watching this all those years ago and thought it was a bit pants then and now it is even more pants and has aged very badly
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 20:53,
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Used to play the Vortex game from the end
with my sisters. Used a Twister mat, a hand-drawn representation and the king from a chess set. Was surprisingly tense.
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gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sun 29 Nov 2015, 21:56,
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and me!
But not with your sisters. We would arrange loads of asterix books on the floor instead.
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 22:31,
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Charmian Gradwell.
One of my earliest crushes.
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JamTallons, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 8:10,
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batshit crazy
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Bobod Perpetually following through, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 0:30,
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Gronda! Gronda!
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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 1 Dec 2015, 13:25,
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FUCK YOU
AND THE ASPIDISTRA YOU RODE IN ON YOU BIG, EGREGIOUS, CUNT.
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Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 20:39,
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I used to really like this
and was very proud of myself for having worked out the system of values behind the currency - pieces of plastic of different shapes and colours, all worth differing values.
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Smale is stuffed, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 14:01,
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It has awoken!
The rest will hear and arrive soon!
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 20:26,
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Have the locals started worshipping their howling glass leviathan yet?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 20:53,
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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 21:02,
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What are the chances?
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 21:08,
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About one in three from what I can see
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 21:16,
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Eranu?
Uvavu?
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 17:11,
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Fuck that
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 29 Nov 2015, 22:09,
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Northern Powerhouse.
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Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 22:54,
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It even sounds like it has a Mancunian accent
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PooPants, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 0:30,
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Manchester. Even the fucking buildings are whining.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 6:46,
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![](http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/51944/1448881339/Untitled.png)
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:02,
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*waits for bass to drop*
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 14:05,
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Lucky the on-coming trucks didn't interfere with their slide.
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Varmint, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 21:20,
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Fucking hell
As a biker myself, pretty unfortunate, but I wouldn't have been riding as fast as he was...
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 21:51,
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Does feel a bit like he was travelling too fast for the road conditions
... but then, isn't that what causes a pretty high proportion of accidents? Not condemning him, just saying we all do it from time to time. He (and his lass) were lucky.
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ThisIsMyRealName, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 21:54,
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Not for motorcycles
Most m/c accidents are caused by not being seen.
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Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 7:22,
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I'd debate that
I have had several bike accidents and the vast majority have been my fault going round a corner too fast and dropped it. Luckily I am usually ok get up and it goes unreported. I have had one where a car pulled out in front of me compared to at least 4 5 or 6 occasions of "Oops I fucked that up!"
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Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 12:12,
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Nice to see the sympathetic car drivers stopping to help...
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 22:01,
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Way too fucking fast for two wheels in that downpour.
Numpty.
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PooPants, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 23:45,
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And yet
Mudder bike riders always want respect on the roads, the mirror-denting, lane switching 'tards. Bloody menaces on the roads, and always driving in bicycle lanes. Should be banned.
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Turgidtank willing to learn since, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 21:37,
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Having slid along the road a couple of times myself, I came to the conclusion that if it wasn't so expensive and didn't hurt - it's actually quite fun.
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Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 7:23,
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Having paused it & run it frame by frame......
I don't think she has her helmet fastened.
*may be wrong*?
Very, very lucky if so......
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Unklian Lives in the only country where "Glass" is a verb., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 16:34,
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Idiots
youtu.be/0jpiC_Xz9D8
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Turgidtank willing to learn since, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 23:00,
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This is exactly the kind of thing I like
/aspire to
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Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 20:24,
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That's rather good
Swerving dangerously close to hipsterdom, but I think they pull it off.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 21:33,
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That's pretty damned good.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 21:55,
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I have always believed
Rammstein were singing about picking wild flowers in the woods. This is final confirmation
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 23:29,
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Ha
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 30 Nov 2015, 8:05,
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:)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:28,
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:D ta!
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tickle I was away, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 12:20,
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Pickle cat
Ronseal
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eax, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 19:49,
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good heavens
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parsons* *restrictions apply, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 1:10,
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Hot chip does a cover of dancing in the dark...
because it's my actual birthday and while at work tomorrow I will be about as much use as a hat full of shit.
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CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 19:41,
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That is superb, in a Cabaret Voltaire sort of way
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 0:17,
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Enjoyed.
Excellent choice. They must have had to look the lyrics up and actually made them understandable.
LCD Sound System too. Cool.
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Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 6:46,
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fucking harsh revue
Dude, he's a pederast...
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 29 Nov 2015, 19:26,
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he is so disappoint right now!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 12:18,
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fo real
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:23,
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Flying Squirrel tricked by fan
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 17:53,
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that Sir, is a sugar glider
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 18:16,
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A common mistake
Look at the dorsal markings. It's a pygmy zephyr oryx
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 29 Nov 2015, 18:26,
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gadzooks man get Chris Packham on the blower
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 18:54,
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Someone has been watching too much gemsbok bukkake
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 6:26,
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i'm not googling that!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:55,
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i can't believe I actually just googled that
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:35,
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this page is the first result, haha
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 8:36,
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This post is followed by my favourite thread of the year
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 20:20,
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Clicked so hard I broke my mouse.
Sorry, my pygmy zephyr oryx.
I fucking love sugar gliders.
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gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sun 29 Nov 2015, 20:23,
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I want one!
And one of those squirrels too!
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 21:54,
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SQU E^100
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:26,
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OMFG SOOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLICK CLICK CLICK
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Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:26,
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Teenage Bikini Vampire
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Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 17:25,
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'Two worlds collide when a vampire girl falls for a surfer dude…'
Not the tag line that will make me want to watch a movie.
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 18:25,
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That's my cue
For sucking my eyeballs out of my head using a Swedish penis extender.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 19:23,
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your sleeper cell is weird
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 19:24,
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That's what we do on Tuesdays
You should see what we do on Saturdays, but I'd have to suck your eyeballs out.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 19:28,
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The whole movie isn't much longer than the trailer.
You could have just posted this instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3GBGsidsnw
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 0:15,
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What is there not to love this
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 21:29,
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There's not more
That's what there is not to love about this. I certainly do love this. Not sure my wife and daughter are fans.
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ThisIsMyRealName, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 21:53,
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I think I once accidentally sang this song when I bashed my little toe on the corner of the bed...
...Did a similar dance too.
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NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 22:21,
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what have I started?
in this version the guy and the little womangirl are even more irrelevant to the camera
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 23:46,
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I'm finnish and had never heard this before.
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pahakyy, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 0:51,
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Sir, you win the internet for today.
Fukken' saved.
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_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 17:47,
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Shakira has let herself go recently
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WinnieTheTurd, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 1:08,
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My review of the Microsoft Band 2
I made this!
I wasn't going to share my blog on here, but fuck it, someone might like it... maybe? Anyway, I reviewed the Microsoft Band 2 fitness device, might be useful if you were thinking of getting one.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 15:58,
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you look like an hdr photo of Indiana Jones cosplay
aicmfp
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sithemong, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 16:04,
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lol maybe I am?
my ex actually thought that as well, you aren't my ex are you?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 16:16,
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not unless you count that night we spent together in Accrington...
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sithemong, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 16:20,
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oh that counts allright
was it not special for you?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:49,
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I take it this uses reflectance technology for the heart rate
I use a MIO band which is highly accurate and the Bluetooth output neatly engages with Mapmyrun or the, admittedly quite crap, MIO app.
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gearanach #wankwankwank, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 17:02,
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I have a mio too
works with endomondo and runkeeper... anything with bluetooth lte support, which is most apps, but not all hardware.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 17:48,
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I have no idea what it's called tbh
bright green light that turns on every 10 minutes
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:44,
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What kind of insights does the sleep tracking give you?
Number of times you woke up to piss? Or sleep apnoea heart rate tracking? Sleep wanks?
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 17:50,
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It monitors how often people pass out whilst watching dull people drone on about mundane things on YouTube
the statistics will be used to justify The Great Cull
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blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 18:43,
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haha
well resting pulse and depth of sleep. One thing i've noticed already is that i'm a physical wreck on mondays, literally and my sleep is awful sunday night.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:45,
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When is the trend for super-light fonts going to end?
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spunkyD, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 19:38,
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no idea lol
I didn't make the theme, just used someone elses off of github
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:45,
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The Japs love the stubby look they've done it to lots of things...
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 14:02,
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When my kid is 5/6 and if she wants to make models to hang from the ceiling...
I'll go for this kind of stuff rather than tedious realism.
Edit 1: Ohh, I see what you mean...
www.goodsmile.info/en/products/category/nendoroid_series/announced/2015
Edit2; heheheh
MEMBER FOUR SHITTY 9
![](http://images.goodsmile.info/cgm/images/product/20150721/5142/34738/large/94f8b94109606f27d9035b1fcb57e814.jpg)
Edit 3; And I've stumbled onto the NSFW versions, that also exist in VNSFW...
akibahobby.net/2015/11/skytube_yuri_color_sample.html
I used to make Spitfires, how dull.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 14:07,
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Well that last one sorts a few Christmas presents out
Cheers
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 14:45,
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"Hey dad I got you a doll!"
"Fucking twat, you got me a fucking wh...
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ohh.
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Your mum used to look like this when she was young and I was drunk."
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 19:22,
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They stubbied all the Thunderbirds a few years sgo.
I think it might be because they've noy got much room...
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 16:27,
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BIGGAR!!!!
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Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 18:00,
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squeeeee!
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 18:17,
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Hijacking ad-spaces at the Climate Change Paris thing
CO2 belching corporations are sponsoring the climate change talks, for some reason.
Please don't take our money!
Gas is a low carbon fuel!
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 13:51,
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Fitting end to the season
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 13:13,
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"I hope he gets over that flu."
11 validationsearch
Utopia S2 clip
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 12:05,
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great scene, that guy played the part so well
wonder if we'll ever get part 3
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 12:12,
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nah, not enough people watched the first two :(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 12:16,
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I don't see why some shows shouldn't be allowed to run at a loss if the quality is so enough
especially when there's cheap crap like Gogglebox there to fund it
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 12:18,
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TV revolves around lowest common denominator pap, Strictly America's Next Top Chef on Ice, Channel 4 is no exception nowadays
surprised the first season even got made in the first place
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 12:22,
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There's also longevity to consider.
I can't imagine repeats of things like Strictly get many viewers, in the same way X-Factor contestant's careers soon crash-and-burn after the series has finished. They probably also don't export very well.
Cult TV (which I assume Utopia was going for) will continue to find audiences on DVD or streaming.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 12:43,
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Reckon a lot of programming nowadays is made for non-broadcast viewing, the one time it's shown on TV serves as an advert for buying it later
Sales then continue through word of mouth and reviews
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 12:50,
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(re)watched both series last weekend
great scene
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 12:41,
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Never heard of this
I'm re-watching Metalocalypse when I get the time, but this could be next on the list :o)
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 15:23,
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Ace series
also has an amazing sound track.
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Roxon, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 0:22,
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Its true * vampires exhist in real life
* may not be factualy true
I like this bit best "Some psychic vampires use tantric feeding, that is through erotic or sexual encounters,"
something something sucking something etc
you get the drift
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 11:50,
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vampires attention seekers
FTFY
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 12:19,
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attention seekers wankers
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 13:06,
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"Ze plane! Ze plane!"
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 1:52,
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Chicken Spider
I made this!
in Dairy Filth
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835Rocks, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 1:45,
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Not sure you've used enough garnish TBH.
That plate looks a little sparse.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 10:44,
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Nice
You've inspired me to go up in the loft and see if I can catch one of the chicken spiders up there for dinner. Now where did I leave my harpoon?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 11:46,
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Hungry now, Ta
Like the garnish also
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Sherbs, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 14:49,
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