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This is a link post I made a Drew Struzan style poster I made this!
...took me 100 hours, but it's 4 minutes here. Also, he traces.
(clinteastwoodbradfield, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice work!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks

(clinteastwoodbradfield, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Girl eats whole live octopus
Something's you shouldn't eat.
(javpanda, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet she's the type of girl that still won't give noggin because it's too gross.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post That didn't go how I anticipated it would
seems like a silly idea though.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a horrible thing to do to a creature

(dyllon nice beaver., Thu 7 Jul 2016, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post But if you hit it on the head first
That makes it all better.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get back in the CAVE
you crawled out of this morning
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post And drag your female back with you.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ug Ug!

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not a nice thing to do to the girl

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post yup

(dyllon nice beaver., Thu 7 Jul 2016, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be a dick.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 8 Jul 2016, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least she acknowledges the film Old Boy in the vid description.
Tremendous film that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post the original Korean version?
I think it loses its way in the last 30 mins. Shame it was very good to that point.

You should check out lee an sook's version of Hansel and Gretel. But again, last 30 mins loses its way, which was a shame because up to that point it was amazing
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I heard they made a remake for thickos
who were too lazy/illiterate to keep up with the subtitles.

Apparently it got okay reviews, but I refuse to watch it on principle.
That being said, I really bloody enjoyed The Departed, completely oblivious that it was a remake of Infernal Affairs until about halfway through, so maybe I'm just a fucking snob. (Infernal Affairs was still better though)
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unpleasant.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, yes it is.
I much prefer my seafood to have suffered the slow death of asphyxiation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post How else are you supposed to get YouTube views?
If you're a girl it's either makeup tutorials or this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 3:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post That girl looks like an old woman

(Sherbs, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thats my new wife Dave.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 8 Jul 2016, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Ray Winstone joins cast of new series of The Wombles
"RIGHT, UNCLE BULGARIA, YOU SLAG. LET'S GET THIS FACKIN MESS CLEARED UP."
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post CGI?
Why can't we use real Wombles like I had as a lad?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post SHUT IT YOU MUPPET!

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where's your tool?

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
...and this is how I know you're not watching my webcam.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I made sock Wombles or was that Clangers?
Happy days when GB was great and the lights when out in the evening. I made cotton real, elastic band wax things which moved along and how we cheered.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because of yewtree.
That's why.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Jul 2016, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember when we all lived in trees and flung shit about and stuff.
Happy days.

We were much better off then than we are now.

I wish things never changed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never underestimate living in trees and throwing poo at each other.
Would be a career step up for me. I currently work with basic life forms.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 23:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post You work with /talk?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a link post trumpage
The mouth's in the wrong place...
 (samuelmanual, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whoopie cushions are different than sex cushions, btw.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Women using dating app to trick men into doing free chores


(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shirley thats a dude in drag anyway!
so, dudes in drag con men using an app into doing chores. What a mess.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should wait until marriage like every other respectable woman.
How are they going to lure him into their trap?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post mindgames!
eeewwweeewweeww
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"The 47-year-old, who has been dating in NYC for the past 20 years,"

..and there's your problem right there.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 21:13, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Zoo Jeans.
I want a pair 'designed' by sloths.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post We get an internal email from our big cat keepers asking for scents every other month
The lions love them apparently. And speaking of zoos and cats:

A lynx has escaped Dartmoor Zoo
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:47, , Reply)
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Do you ever reply with "Sorry, we have no scents"?

You should do that next time, that would be really funny and your cred as a wordsmith will certainly go up in the office, you could even end it with 'bro', that way you'll be considered kind of an urban wordsmith.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I will sellotape this witty reply along the top of this monitor

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it a monitor lizard?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jane Austen wrote a book about big cats and their olfactory systems
"Scents and Scents-Ability".
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post pride and prejudice, surely?

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't talk non scents

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love London Zoo.
It's this man's Field/Park of choice when I'm in Northeast London.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, you like dogging among the dingos?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Emma

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, Mr. Knightley!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post This does indeed appear to be a thing
I know you're the expert here, but I saw a documentary the other day, and they were spraying perfume on a log for the lions to play with and explaining that certain perfumes get better ractions and that Chanel no5 seemed to be one of their favourites :)
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I go to my local hairdresser to get hair off the floor to stuff into the wife's discarded tights and then hang them in the garden.
The foxes fucking hate it and fuck off.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't tell if this is a joke or not?
Do foxes really get put off my human hair? I reeeeeally hate them fucking outside my window at night and am willing to try anything.
 (sithemong, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:59, , Reply)
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Try joining in, i'm sure that will get rid of them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post They smell it and think a human is already there. Trufax.
Or maybe my south London foxes are slightly retarded from all that fried chicken. I just change it every couple of weeks. Not sure how long it actually works.

The old man, who lives out in the country with real foxes, actually used tiger shit from a nearby safari park type thing but they got used to it and still broke into the chicken hut just to kill and not eat what was inside. Cunts.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I definitely think he should try fucking them.
My friend Dangerous Dave once put his dick in a goat at a farm, have any goats every came into his garden in North London?

No.

Science.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does she ping them across the room like a big rubber band?

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone needs to send this to Kanye.
With any luck he'll decide he needs to wear the clothes in a lion enclosure to make his next fashion line.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fish sticks.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone loves fish sticks!

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chimps can redesign faces

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Gothic (actual) text joke
Give a monk a pen and he will make a graphic jest...
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post *adds gold-leaf embossed willy in border*

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet that had them rolling in the cloisters.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Far, Får får får? Nej, inte får får får, får får lamm!

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Si mon tonton tond ton tonton, ton tonton sera tondu

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tint int tin

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post TIT TIT TIT

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive
It's cold in russia as well
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post No kidding, if that is his shrinkage, wow!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post he pulls down his pants to show how big his pixel is

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post disappointingly pixelated if anyone is wondering.

(sithemong, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Have we got a video game?

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post That'll show Thatcher.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its good but no "How to be a complete bastard"
*makes ashtray*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Why is it voiced by Zippy from Rainbow?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 8:28, , Reply)
This is a link post On the Art Trail - Please pledge to or share my Kick-starter I made this!
I need shit loads of help here as I've set my target a bit higher than most would. But if you're gonna dream, dream big.
Any pledges, likes and shares would be amazing, if you are pledging, pay attention to the rewards and you can own a piece of my artwork.
Any questions drop us a Gaz
 (I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post *sigh*

(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because 11 grand pays a lot of vandalism fines.
Is there a version of Kickstarter where you can get people to stand-in to do your Community Service orders too?
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post A mate of mine got fined 3k the other day
Wouldn't want many of them a month....
 (I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just set up another Kickstarter.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Luckily, I don't have any fines
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just £500 for a t-shirt and mug?
Bargain.

In all seriousness, man, that's one cheeky request for a Kickstarter. You're working from stencils, and you've got a very limited portfolio and you want to be bankrolled to work bigger? And possibly to put a deposit on a property? So it's a Kickstarter to buy a house?
 (clinteastwoodbradfield, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where's your business plan?
Where's your market research to demonstrate there is a demand, and market, for the service you offer? Have you explored what competition you might be up against? Can I see a projected cash flow for the first two years at least? What have you built in as contingency? What are your profit margins? What are your outgoings? What are the cost of materials? How will you promote your business (don't say Social Media) and what will that cost? SWOT analysis please. Who are your contacts and how can they help you get business? Are there any grants available, any council schemes to get you up and running as self-employed? Can you afford a start-up loan? Is your art any good - and if so, how do you know that? Prove it to me. Are you going to do your own tax returns, if not, what will an accountant cost you? What can your accountant save you? Have you even got a Unique Taxpayer Reference? Have you informed the tax man you are self-employed?

Strikes me as you are not very well prepared to go into self-employment. I wouldn't invest a penny in your so-called Kickstarter; I'll guarantee there would be no benefit I'd ever see. If it doesn't make a profit it's a hobby.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely spot on
Based on looking at the Kickstarter and your webpage, your current work comes over as Jez from Peep Show having a dabble, in terms of choice of subjects, and there's nothing unique or striking about it at the moment.

Here's some actual advice, which you can either take or disregard, but it's more honest than your mates will be.

Right now (unless you've got stronger work elsewhere you haven't shown on your Kickstarter) you look like you have an interest, but haven't got refined skill. Even if by magic you suddenly had the cash you're after, it wouldn't improve you, and the success wouldn't follow. You'll roll your eyes, but the best way of becoming more successful is by working hard at making your work better and interesting. If you don't have the space to work big, work small. I would highly recommend working smaller anyway for now, because your work has two major problems right now;
It isn't detailed enough, or if intended to be simple, the stencils themselves are not well made enough where they pick out the bits that are most interesting.
Draw every day, and when you want to work on a big piece, find 50 quid for a big canvas, and paint it outside. You absolutely do not need £11000 to make art.
 (clinteastwoodbradfield, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just to clarify
it's not my scam well considered plan.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know
Sorry - I changed who I was addressing midway through. To clarify; I agree with you that the other guy's Kickstarter is a non starter.
The OP got my goat a bit cos I posted above with some of my illustration and felt a bit icky that the video has my Twitter account linked at the end so seeing someone wanting 11k on the basis of a spray painted Howard Marks is a bit bad for my sunny disposition
 (clinteastwoodbradfield, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been a professional business advisor for start-ups. I even have a qualifications...
It is rare to see someone who has actually done the proper, realistic, ground work before committing the funds and effort needed to self-employment.

They can do what they want, and will often rationalise any negative feedback, but I've got a fair eye for what will succeed. On this occasion, I'd be delighted if I was proved wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post And missed one of the golden rules of KS which is to pitch for less than you need...
I've had half a dozen mates run KS, all fully funded one reaching over a million dollars - and there's tons of free advice out there for free.

Try Indy go-go, because then you get any monies you raise even if you don't fully fund, or Go Fund Me or Patreon.

Plus you can't sell dreams...
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post "free advice out there for free" - money can't buy that kind of advice!
Literally priceless.

Sorry, a bit of a laugh at your quickly-typed expense.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Finaly the TRUTH!
about reptilian shape shifters and junk
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 7 Jul 2016, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Jamie XX - Gosh by Romain Gavras
Elliptical guff? You decide!

Vimeo
3 Categories
Music, Arts & Design, Music Videos

jussayin
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post prefer the original space one

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this last week, it is really impressive, more so given there was no digital trickery and all the people in it.
Still prefer the original mix of the song though, he hasn't exactly gone out of his way to do something different with it for the video at all, which i think is a real shame.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 14:59, , Reply)
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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwn How's you? Bash??
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, mister.
I'm good, cheers.

London bash? I'm in Leeds this weekend, for my sins.

How's you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I am

tumescent
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sexeh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49ZVEt2X3GA
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:08, , Reply)
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Now THAT is pretty much how every one of my days pans out
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post ver naace
But was that a park or his garden?
 (dyllon nice beaver., Thu 7 Jul 2016, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post For some folk, the the park is their garden, and their garden is the park.
*strokes chin*
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post vor noiss
Nice park or garden.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hasn't he just sort of nicked the character off this fella?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ywAmo5IkI
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it possible that they are same sex lovers?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post His pickled egg song is also rather marvelous
so it is
 (I helped save b3ta! GneissRocks and slatey cleavage, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yup. The toothpaste song is brilliant too
 (ohidunno, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like how he totally pisses on our expectation that he's going rhyme 'snickers' with 'knickers'.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's still Jiff
over here.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 1:56, , Reply)
This is a link post He said it again
came up in conversation...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I could just see the Tory leadership happening like this
Any one who says Borris gets stoned
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a link post ISIS Fails
No deaths, just 4 lions levels of idiocy.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Mr Beans.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some religions do 'ave 'em.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more comedy sound effects

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought these guys were taking us back to year zero
They'd die without their iPhones
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just about everything they're using - clothes, weapons, equipment, medicine - was likely developed by the Infidels

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sold to them by us and the Yanks probably
Arm them with shitty weapons, then kill them. Job's a good'n'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sold, billions of $$, millitary equipment and technology left behind in our haste to fulfil campaign promises

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I once got killed by a care package I called in while playing COD.
Thanks Obama...
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1:35 is beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 7 Jul 2016, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is a joy forever.

Also, 1:09.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I quite like the catchphrase. I reckon it might catch on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alan's Snackbar!

(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's "Aloha Snackbar!"
Get it right... bloody infant-dill.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly demonstrating some of that
'flawed intelligence' we're hearing about.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post doesn't surprise me
it's not highly trained intelligent people fighting these wars, it's idiot fucking kids
and idiot fucking adults
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 7 Jul 2016, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect I would be shit at this stuff
so I don't go about fighting in war zones.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffft
It amazes me how small some of them explosions are.
 (I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hollywood spoils us with big firey gasoline explosions.
As long as the explosion happens in the background you will be fine. If you are caught in the fireball, jump sideways and yell.
 (I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Thu 7 Jul 2016, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Usually it's the high-velocity metal fragments that get you, not the explosions.
 (Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Fri 8 Jul 2016, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ten seconds in
When the guy falls of the truck to a cry of "ALLAHHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Lovely.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess I'm on some government watchlist after viewing this!

(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 9 Jul 2016, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Climbing the eiffel tower...
Mentalists
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post As usual feel sick watching this
I only got half way up and I used the stairs.
All those gaps between the steps were too much for me.
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post From what I saw of the video
They used the stairs a lot too
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post they don't go to the top, it's basically just standing on a ladder and there's a security guy with them
plus its an advert. Our survey says..
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post We used the lifts to get to the top
Bit more expensive but safer and easier.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post you fucking pussy
you absolute girl, no wait that's offensive to women, you absolute frenchman.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Every time I see a video like this I think of the guys who built it without the comfort of knowing that it had stood for a number of years.
To me, they are the real hard men.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post pah
I've played the saboteur, so old hat to me.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Thu 7 Jul 2016, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a link post What would the Earth look like without water?
Pretty lumpy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post At a guess
I'm going to go with "dry".

Also that's not the earth without water. You can tell it isn't because the lumps only loosely match up with the land, and there's some huge ones under the North Atlantic. I'm pretty sure that's a map of variations in the Earth's gravitational field as caused by different densities of rock under the surface.

In fact here you go:
www.esa.int/Our_Activities/Observing_the_Earth/GOCE/Earth_s_gravity_revealed_in_unprecedented_detail
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh
typical bullshit YouTube video then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not to mention that gravity would cause it to be spherical anyway

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's not spherical
it bulges in the middle.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post
And there are mountains.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post it bulges in the middle.
Bit like most of YOU lot
unlike me who only bulges from the neck down to my ankles
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surely not THAT lumpy?
*edit*
Nope, but interesting nevertheless.

indy100.independent.co.uk/article/no-this-is-not-what-the-earth-would-look-like-without-water--W1SslpptLg
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw the other video
but that actually states that depths have been exaggerated. doh! :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
This will be posted on my facebook as fact again and again for the next 5 years then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dont be stupid,
It will be used to show what will happen to the world because of, or if we stop, or carry on:

Sexism
feminism
gays
immigrants
cancer
climate change
crystals
spirit guides
trans issues
gun control
trump
clinton
pokemon
memes

*pick one, some or all.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 12:43, , Reply)
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OMG THIS IS WAT THE WORLD WILL LOOK LIEK IN 5 YEARS IF WE DONT STOP FRAKKING SHARE NOW TO STOP
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
that sort of thing
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I pick all.
The lowest bits are where they stopped sexist gay spirit guides from causing climate change, the high bits are where they let them live but implemented gun control.

Most of the other major features are caused by feminist immigrants and pokemon with cancer.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Holy shit that looks EXACTLY like my right testicle
mind=blown
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post dried out and shrivelled

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a link post ID fraud public information film
Nothing most sensible people don't know anyway, but was on the facebook so maybe a few thickos will learn something.
Maybe.

From here: www.identityfraud.org.uk
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post my old favourite:
what's your porn name? it's your mothers maiden name and your first pet/car/etc...

thank you, you have all just given me the hardest 2 answers to get on a security checkin.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see people on there answering just those sort of stupid 'quizzes'
People I actually like.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Creamy Phillips.
YVW.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 10:22, , Reply)
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In a few weeks I have to teach some young people with learning difficulties & disabiities about personal security on the interwebs. As they all use facebook and various other social media programs I have created personal dossiers on each them to give them when they come to class...Cheers for the video I'll get them to watch it.
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can I borrow their dossiers?
I'm a bit skint this week...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You're teaching /talk?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post its scarey with all this identity fraud how do we know we're who we think we are

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 11:38, , Reply)

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