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This is a link post Already the world is proving that humor may get us throught the next four years
Melania gives Michelle a box.

The best: *Michelle Obama opens Tiffany box from Melania and sees note* "Take me with you. I didn't vote for Donald either. Baron is a monster. Help."
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get us through?
You voted for the tit, take some responsibility
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I also fathered your child, but I ain't paid nuffin yet.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post And here is Bill Clinton getting busted by his wife "allegedly" checking out Trump's daughter, Ivanka
gfycat.com/MajorMedicalKinkajou
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Classic Bill!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post here's a clip of Trump saying he'd fuck Ivanka if he wasnt her father
www.youtube.com/watch?v=diMp241gAcw

Which is the most troubling, you decide
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you so entrenched in your Parti that you can't even take a moment to laugh?
And he said "date" her.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post hands up anyone with daughters who'd joke about fucking them

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should really switch to decaf

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's fucking weird.
And it's in the context of an interview with a guy talking about her. Any middle age man talks about my daughter's 'hotness' or calls her a 'piece of ass' is in physical,violence type trouble not me joining in the bantz.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've noticed the age difference in many actors and celebrities and their wives or SOs.
It can be multi-generational. I mean, George Soros at 83 married a 42 year old and I think her parents were younger than him. Would you have punched him when he came to ask for her hand in marriage?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post top tip: dont talk about her hotness or call her a piece of ass in that situation

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think money might have helped.

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, if they buy you off, you're OK with them perving over daddy's little girl.
Fair enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
daddy's little girl My Daughter
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post My Point stands
Perv over my daughter to my face - and I fuck up your face.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post You damn violent republicans

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm no republican, rebel scum
I'm a royalist.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of course, Lord Vader.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just thinking it through... Dating implies romantic, which implies rumpy (at least the way I do dating)
Unless you are under the age of consent, in which case it means holding hands. He isn't a high school president, as far as I can tell.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 0:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's an extremely fine hair you're splitting there
Would you date anyone you weren't interested in on a sexual level?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's humour?
Are you confusing your words?
I mean, you people totally misuse words such as "Liberal"; you lot are using it at about 180% of its REAL, ORIGINAL signification.
Liberalism got it start in the 18th (France and England) and is based on limiting the power of the state (to simplify) in matters above all economic... (IE, they no likey likey lefty people).
You lot have somehow turned it into a mixture of Communism, Socialism, hippism, paganism, vegetable eating and oddly both the top and bottom of the social scale THAT WANTS STATE INTERVENTION VERY VERY MUCH... It makes NO FUCKING SENSE.
Stop misusing words, don't assume because they sound like some other word that they are the same thing.
People are laughing in your back.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post And Neoliberal is not fucking Trosky
It's Dick Cheney.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why are you busting my hump for what the rest of America says?
I understand the historic definition, but as with words like "gay" and "anal", they take on a different meaning over time.

Sit down, Francis.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are the self appointed representative of the Great Orange Leader and his mindless herd on these boards
Expect to take backlash for your wayward ways.
Including for not using proper English within an argument, making arguing with you more a lesson than an exchange of opinions.
Even this Freedom Cheese Fucker knows what a dictionary is.
And how to open one when in doubt.

I'll also point out your improper usage of most of the other political terms.
C- for precision dude.

Etc.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 6:38, , Reply)
This is a link post @POTUS hasn't tweeted yet.


My guess is that this will change soon. Shite.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post There was a Reply All about
the bureaucracy involved in things like Tweeting from official accounts.
gimletmedia.com/episode/34-dmv-nation/
(around 15:30)

He's going to have so much fun!
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post A friend of mine commented that he took the cover photo from Obama's 2009 inauguration.
Looking for confirmation, but pfffft.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post @Pile Of Trumped Up Shite

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or,
www.youtube.com/watch?v=67bTpVQfB6U
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post good point
and weird how Dave suddenly is a massive trump/gop/religious fuck up now.

too much heroin
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you take enough drugs you will find Jesus, the Easter Bunny AND Elvis.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trufax

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed Trump's speech.
He talked about looking after the poor and disenfranchised. It was socialism really, with a healthy dose of nationalism.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 20 Jan 2017, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a link post He will not divide us
Live link
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trop tard
www.tmz.com/2017/01/20/trump-protesters-street-fight/
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 17:08, , Reply)
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Also, this charming wee scamp brought a tear to my eye:
insider.foxnews.com/2017/01/19/anti-donald-trump-protests-erupt-washington-dc-inauguration
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post His mom and pop must be proud.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get The Barron in there
To chinese burn some sense into him.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 20 Jan 2017, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Snow of up to a meter in the Sahara

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft. Next thing it'll be color, sidewalks and fanny.
meter metre
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a link post "It's a madhouse"
dude livetweeting inauguration
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently love and tolerance means you can bloody up anyone who doesn't think correctly
twitter.com/realJamesAllsup/status/822331661459329025/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Sigh. sputniknews.com/world/201701201049828769-anti-trump-protesters-vandalize-cars/
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sputnik: a place with even less journalistic integrity than Breitbart

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, you've determined that it is all falsified?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Assuming he isn't lying...his tweets sort of gives credence to that Will Self Brexit comment. Not everyone who voted for Trump was racist but all the racists voted for Trump.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 20 Jan 2017, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post What is your definition of "racist"? Is it someone who treats another differently because of the color of their skin? If so, I'd say there is no dearth on either side

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Orange?

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahahahahah
It's funny, coz it's true
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post do you feel that you've been the victim of racism?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have been targeted because of race, creed and religion.
I don't consider myself a victim. I have free choice how to respond.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lively chat?
Or the American Equivalent: DeeezertEeeegle to the face.
Because Fredum!
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was Billy Bragg not Self,
and it's hardly profound. Lots of prejudiced and bigoted people voted remain too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
People calling people that voted leave racist when they moan that a bunch of mostly white, relatively wealthy Europeans may lose their free pass and be treated like others from around the world.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope Obama left a top decker in the presidential toilet before he left the Whitehouse

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post No flush
It is to be expected.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm interested how it's going to split the tin foil hat community.
Birthers and Infowars cunts are pro-Trump, but presumably being that close to power is going to make you a target for conspiracies yourself.

David Icke reckons it's World War III.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the antisemites I don't understand
His coalition includes the kkk and they all seem to hate george soros in particular. Yet his daughter converted to Judaism and he's a big supporter of right wing israelis
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's also been quite pro India in the past. That will confuse the racists even more.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Think how messed up one's life must be if they need a spreadsheet to determine just who they are safe to hate
Too much effort.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post The real difficulty is the muslims and the hindus are the same colour!
You can't even use a pantone chart anymore!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not all of them. I read an piece recently that showed the color of the ruling classes of these states and suicide bombers
The bombers were predominantly darker skinned, while the rulers were fairer skinned. This writer opined that they sent the darkies to do the dirty work. Bastards.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post could you provide a link to this article?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't that the case the world over? Lighter skin has always been associated with cunts that don't spend any time outside getting their hands dirty.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure the reasons are more psychological than rational.
He's wearing their team colours, and that's enough to people who just want a bit the old ultraviolence.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes you're probably right
It bothers me that they're not bothered though. Because they spend their whole lives bothering
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Inaugural address
practically invited Putin to get battered in to the Baltic states: if they don't pay their way, they'll get what they deserve.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 20 Jan 2017, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Latest DJO is pretty funny
contains swears
(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 20 Jan 2017, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Swearing is never funny.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
fucktrumpet
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post you are fucking correct

(Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post His name is "Correct"?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1:40 is funny
Most of the rest doesn't even sync well.
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Call Of Cthulhu - Game Trailer
I imagine it'll be a 2D platformer.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks a bit generic i'm sure there will be some hiding in a closet mechanics

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Right. " Let's make a game from one of those things that cannot be dumbed down gracefully. "

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post awful walk cycles
especially the guy at the end walking in slow motion when nothing else is
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more brown tones

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Founder of group for improving race relations with police is tasered in the face by police.
Bonus comedy west country policing, "You bin tasawled my luvver"
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Refused to give his his name"
It never ceases to amaze me that when people refuse to cooperate with a paramilitary organisation, which has a mandate to use force at their own discretion, and things don't turn out well for them, they are shocked and upset.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, it's totally justified when a 60 year old man who won't tell you his name and is backing away from you to electrocute him the face.
You don't even need to warn him he is going to be tasered as per the police guidelines.

No name? Pew pew pew!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was clearly physically resisting arrest, swinging his arms all over the place. If he had cooperated, he wouldn't have been tasered.
I never said it was justified, but if you're so fucking stupid that you think you can get away with defying someone that can legally use force against you and detain you for non-cooperation, the consequences are inevitable. And what's the problem with telling a copper your name? I've been asked to, I wasn't happy about it, and was a bit stroppy, but because I'm not a spastic cunt who decided to back away as if to flee while flailing my arms about in an aggressive manner, I didn't even get arrested, nevermind tasered.
Now, hadn't you best be off to some anti-Trump inauguration rally, you daft hippie?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm with the daft hippie on this one.
No violence just resisting being grabbed.
Not a justification for the use of what can be fatal weapon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks hun.
wuv woo xx
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post *tasers in face*

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not a taser!

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Resisting arrest in a way that the lumpier policeman could easily have restrained him without zapping him.
I mean, they do train police how to do that you know? I kickbox with several rozzers and they have taught us the insertion (oo-er) and extraction techniques for getting violent ne'er do wells in and out of cells. Not once did any of them say the only weak point to the exercise is if they are swinging their arms.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was the woman that tasered him.
Maybe she's a massive brexit voting racist, or maybe she was on the rag, I dunno.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's most likely the consequence of giving a dumb-ass a weapon.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed. Which is precisely why only an equally dumb-assed individual would resist arrest.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only all dumb-asses had tasers.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Humans are not perfect, that make mistakes and errors of judgement.
Coppers are humans. Coppers can use force, and tasers. Things can end very badly if you don't do what they ask of you. Being surprised or outraged by any of this is pretty bloody fatuous.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like the time they tasered that blind man for thinking his white cane was a samurai sword?
What a mistaka to maka!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post he could of been zatoichi

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Humans can also be thugs, bullies, ignoramuses and racists.
One would hope there'd be something in the recruitment and induction of people into responsible public serving roles that would weed out those traits. But apparently not.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1420299
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can see it's a bad idea to resist but as a society how tragic it is to see

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post In order to be resisting arrest,
the police must be attempting to arrest, having informed him of their intent to arrest, and having reasonable grounds for arrest.

They hadn't, so he wasn't.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget, if you do fail to give a verbal warning BEFORE discharging your weapon,
you can always just shout it several times AFTERWARDS, and that's fine.
Any court in the land will take a copper's word over some scruff who got zapped.

Of course, she could have just been trying to shine the laser into his eyes and it went off, but that takes special training to blind someone.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post the people that excuse and explain this behaviour is why we accept and tolerate this.
when you stop questioning you lose
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post A timely reminder to practice saying our fake names.

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tab Hunter, Tab Hunter, Tab Hunter....
*Goes on spree*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't say his name like that in front of a mirror,
or you'll summon him into your room, wearing nothing but his dirty underpants.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 23:56, , Reply)
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Once he starts to try and resist arrest he can't really complain. The Police have to deal with some right nutters, I don't blame them. Although they totally handled this wrong, Police shouldn't be about grabbing people before they know what is what...what's he going to do go on a one man and his dog steeplechase round Bristol. Big compo payout on its way I think.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why didn't they just squirt him with the CS rather than get trigger happy?

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't have to give police your name. Just where you're going, where you've been, what your're doing and what you're carrying.

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post His dog must agree with the police. It did nothing.

(dyllon nice beaver., Sat 21 Jan 2017, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a link post George Michael sings Fat Slug I made this!
A classic bit of old skool rathergood misheard lyric silliness. I should have put this up on Christmas day of course but it's taken me this long to get around to it.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post YOU SILLY SOD!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Strangely compelling.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
yeah, well, it's going downhill innit?
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Melania Trump looking awkward as fuck earlier today.
Seems she's got about as much confidence in her husband as the rest of us have. What a fucking embarrassment.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post not so much lack of confidence
but its almost like she doesnt really wan to be there.

I think come Monday Trump will start to realise hes applied for a job which he is way out of his depth for.
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post suspect she spends her days trying to keep out of his way
These last few months must have been hell
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post "This wasn't in the contract".

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to see a messy mid-term divorce
It would make great telly
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The first family will have the same mentality as those nobs from the Kardashians or the Osbournes...celebrity and money. Public service will be totally alien to them, they will be bored s***less of it in about 6 months.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post feel a bit sorry for her really
Just settling down for a gilded trophy wife existence and now suddenly she has to make speeches and pretend to be concerned about something
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I feel the hand of history is upon us
And I just heard the snap of a rubber glove...
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post He rich so I make pee-pee

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Guilty lols at the immigrant who talks funny

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post wife of billionaire leader of the free world
Definitely punching up
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it makes you feel guilty, why do it?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope!
She just seems like a nervous human whose been asked to talk without a script; in public; in a language which isn't her mother tongue.

No biggie - she did well.
 (chompedhomas, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
Ha..............!
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post A woman
stepped out into the road yesterday and I had to jam my brakes on to not hit her. She looked up from her phone with a "What's wrong with you?" look on her face.
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a link post a talk about the real dangers of AI that I enjoyed
interesting concepts explored here.
(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post interesting stuff

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a link post war, it's fantastic
RIP etc
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Sing it
Yes, I know, another twitter link
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agent 47 right behind him.
Won't be long now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post More likely his heart will give out on the golf course I reckon
He's a fat mess
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Logan (Trailer 2)
For a Marvel film it doesn't look like a Marvel film.
Looks quite watchable actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post "She's eleven, I'm fucking ninety"
Patrick Stewart. Legend.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're right, it doesn't look like a Marvel film, it looks like it's The Last of Us
see also the girl with the gifts

Edit - I'm clearly not the only one to think that...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqEYfOfDPO4 nails it
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see what you mean, was getting a Leon vibe myself.
Just without the awkward sexual tension.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wolverine. Everybody's favourite. The cool guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFQIATp5h1Q
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's good to see some genuine originality coming from Hollywood at last.
Using comics as the source material for a film is a great idea; I don't know why it's not been done before. With luck, the plot will be able to convey the message that complex problems can be solved by punching people noisily.

Is it too much to hope that they might even squeeze a franchise out of it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Old Man Logan comic arc and the addition of X23 and a rumoured Mr Sinister?!
Im in.

/Geek
 (I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
That's made a shit day better
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks great.
The first standalone Wolverine film was naff but fun, the second was dreck.

Third time lucky?
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post That looks really, really woeful garbage.
Two decent actors don't look enough to carry it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post That last line made me laugh
This is the definition of 'fucking ninety' I learned growing up, so that line makes Professor X sound like Roman Polanski after a massive piss-up

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ninety
 (I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Donald Trump's inauguration song (fixed)
no idea who these three doors down guys are, at least they decided to sing a song written by a better band
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 7:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Three Doors Down sounds like a 1970s sex comedy starring Robin Askwith
*swannee whistles*
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or a white supremacist propaganda film about a smelly mexican neighbour.

(immadme, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post So does Smash Mouth

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 10:48, , Reply)

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