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This is a link post big, bigger, roomiest, fabulest, i gave up. catching them all.
guys we americans... have failed, however, we did some good cars, with really bad ads.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 0:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop blaming yourselves.
We know how the popular vote went.
Keep your fingers crossed.
Let's hope for the best.
[feels profoundly pessimistic]
(, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 1:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me pessimistic?
Interesting bits. Drunk me can't spell and doesn't give a shit. The rest of the populous that voted for this prick... Be very afraid.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 3:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Edsel
"unlike any other car you've ever seen"

Yep.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Miguel Ferrer RIP

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aw.
Is he in the new Twin Peaks?
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post according to reports, yes

(, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 7:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(
fuck 2017
(, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Growing up on the Rez
Profile of Shoshone man.


(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Eye Candy

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Have some hot bee sex I made this!
There were hundreds of horny bees flying around me while I captured this little orgy.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do me, honey!

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only from beehind

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh beehave

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh beehive.

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something, something, sticky mess.

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keep talking like that and I'll stripe your backside!

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Slow down worker, I'll be no Queen bee for that single shot stinger.

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post That could sting a little

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bee-kake party

(, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pah! This is crap, it's more like a B movie!
:)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Barry White

(, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post So much hummmmmmmmmmmmmping.....!




.....I'll get me coat
(, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a link post trippity hoppity, by me. I made this!

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a link post "dont make any sudden moves"

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Did you get that on Facebook Live?"
Is this an advert?
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes. it is.
and I work for FB, and am paid to post ads here.
(the alligator was paid as well)
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post PACT coffee didn't really take off, did it?

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post i heard it gives you stinging piss

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thats a pact fact.

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Knew it

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dom
you knew this years ago.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 0:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was kinda hoping for more blood and gore
*puts away lotion and tissues*
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing this isn't a shred?

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arthur Two-Shreds Jackson, more like

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha classic :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLjS3gzHetA
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do DJs really "play" or do they just start music, jump around like apes, tell people to "give it up" and put their headphones on and bop their heads when they are out of ideas?

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post depends on the style really, innit
Primarily, I used to beatmatch, which is shifting the pitch and tempo of the upcoming track to blend it in.

/prick
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure you're worth the $20 bucks to get into see

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woo! I gotta raise!

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't really care.
Oh grief, does that mean I have to wave my hands in the air?
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post What cunt would clap at that?
I mean ffs...
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post The sort of person who habitually ends sentences with "innit".

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post That presentation told you everything you needed to know about that game.
I wish more game announcements were this up front and honest.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post A chippy scouse?
Now I've heard everything.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't recommend a scouse chippy either.

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cos apparently
the Germans bombed them all.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post The chap to the left appears to have painted his trousers on

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't we all at some point in our lives?

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who has a TV that shape?

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Neil Warnock shaped?
Me.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post It sounds like you have taken quite a shine to this Warnock gentleman
You be careful, you hear?
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a link post but as i listened to Simon and G the chorus got me thinking of this super depressing song which seems
...highly appropriate

I'm off to kill myself
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can you take Jeff Wayne with you? Maybe you kick away each others chairs?

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Promises, promises.

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh look there he is!
it's Mr Crinkle!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shouldn't you be dead by now?

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mr Krinkle?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOdo7dhvSwg
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post CRIIIIIIINKKKKKLEEEEEEEE

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post classic
NO NATHANIEL!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love that song.
And The Ballad of Lucy Jordan
and After the Goldrush.

Oh god I'm so miserable... Why is life all so pointless? Ooh look, kittens!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Always liked the song
But it seemed to have sod all to do with War of The Worlds.

The storyline just stops for a bit while they sing this, then starts up again.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this
But I guess they had to give the Moody Blues guy a song they could release as a single.
Also CD2 is nowhere near as good as CD1.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 8:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
tune makes me cry.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tunes help me breathe more easily.

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or a snorkel.

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meh, least it's not Coldplay.

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post top game
replace Uncle Sam with Allah. statue of liberty with quuran etc and see how it plays now!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand how the team could be so inept to book only a bunch of lesser stars
and wedding DJs

I mean, surely they could have done better?
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post The acts that initially agreed to perform were hit with such threats of violence and economic terrorism that many bowed out.
The anti-tolerance crowd is fairly powerful when they don't get their way.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post wait, not buying someone's records because they've done something you disagree with is terrorism now?
What an odd world you live in
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Right, because if one disagreeable person hears and artist's performance, that artist should be destroyed.
In fact, why don't we have a government agency dedicated to judging whether an artist should perform for a company, city, state or venue based upon whether it is approved by the Parti.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post so how would you force these terrorists to buy Elton's latest LP?
Bomb them all to oblivion perhaps? Maybe round up the survivors into prison camps in the Caribbean?

You tit
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not done in a vacuum. Bands and artists perform for unpalatable people daily. It's when they perform for someone the elites don't like that the storm comes.

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post regardless of your batshit conspiracy theories,
the 'storm' is made up of millions of individuals freely choosing to buy or not buy something. Explain to me how you think they are terrorists
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bruce Springsteen played a private concert at the White House to farewell Obama
The media have been reporting that as wonderful, heartwarming, and to my knowledge have avoided talking about how millions of people might be opposed. There were no groups of talking heads discussing how it might hurt his career, how it might "send the wrong message", how they'll be blacklisted in Hollywood. If it goes against the ideology of the elites lots of money and power is put behind the push to discredit.

It is hard to justify one thing being right for one way of thought, but evil for the other.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post no, you're off down another rabbit hole again
Explain to me using any reasonable definition of the word 'terrorism', how someone deciding to not buy something can be described as terrorism.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Deciding not to buy a poppy for remembrance sunday = Terrorism.
And if you disagree it must mean you're a bacon dodging, rubber dinghy rapids riding, bona fide terrorist.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post CNN posted a breathless report about who in the Obama administration would take power if Trumpf was assassinated during his inaguration.
That's just a veiled appeal to some unhinged leftist.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post a world where even the most passive forms of non-violent protest are equated with terrorism
It's absolutely fucking terrifying really
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Next you'll be telling us that people who don't buy Valentine's cards aren't bummers.

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go back and search during the times of the Tea Party protests.
They were called violent, racist and destructive, mainly because they thought contrary to the accepted way of thinking. They were indeed peaceful, but labeled a terrorist organization by the people who like to think they keep track of right-wingers like the Southern Poverty Legal Center.

Handled quite differently by the elites.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post were they called terrorists for not buying the mp3s of artists they disagreed with?

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, but it was clear to see with the intense scrutiny of them that they engaged in the "most passive forms of non-violent protest"

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your argumentation does not have a leg to stand on.
In fact, it landed on its balls long ago and is still rolling about wincing in pain as I type.

Aaand I posted in the right place this time.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, and by the way, it's just not safe to go to the inauguration due to all the terrorists, so just stay home
Won't that be embarrassing!

www.washingtonexaminer.com/media-warns-of-inauguration-drone-bombing-not-safe/article/2612305
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post did you see the today show clip your article is referencing?
www.today.com/video/drones-could-threaten-crowds-such-as-inauguration-attendees-experts-say-858124867849
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did.
Now I'm looking for the Today show where a woman hauled out her jub jubs and made everyone choke back laughter.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You thick cunt!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post You thin peen

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
Queen playing South Africa during the apartheid was extremely good for their career and also got them boatloads of cash for the gig itself.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed. I have been involved in guerrilla warfare against Michael Jackson for nearly 4 decades now.
And given that he's dead, I think I've won.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Result!

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/
Vive la resistance!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait. He's dead?

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. I killed him by not buying his albums because I disagreed with a thing he did.
Namely making shite music.

Do try to keep up.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm trying to keep it up, but since Neverland closed, I'm finding it difficult to get inspired.

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Economic terrorism
Or "boycott", as it's usually referred to.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post He has all the best words.
yoU aRe fayk wurdz.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty sure Josh Homme is a Trump supporter
wonder if they asked him?
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Blink 182 - Family Reunion (or is it?)
shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd 'n twat
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Lolocaust
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post auschwitties

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gaslighters

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's completely lost on me

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's mocking the people that think taking Yoga pose photos at a memorial for the dead is fine
but comes across as a bit thoughtless itself
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It makes a good point with all the subtlety of a Jimmy Carr joke.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post the more I think about it the more I think its justified in its delivery

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly...
If someone is so graceless that they take a selfie at a holocaust memorial without it occurring to them how inappropriate that would be, any satire for them must necessarily be blunt or they'll completely miss the point.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree totally. This is an excellent initiative, and well executed.
No pun intended.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post liar :D

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely
These places are obviously a place where quiet contemplation is the order of the day. Taking a loltastic selfie not only demonstrates a complete lack of empathy, but is also massively disrespectful. These cunts need shaming and this does it wonderfully.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it did get a bit lost on their delivery
Sarcasm can get a bit lost on the internet I guess
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does Instagram tell users where they are before a photo is uploaded?
I can imagine people doing that innocently if they don't realise that it is a memorial.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been there
It's pretty bloody obvious that it's a memorial. The name is a clue.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Genuinely?

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post The selfie in the dormitory made me genu-guilty-lol
I think the sentiment here is spot on. I've seen people dicking around at Belgian war memorials and at the Death railway memorial in Thailand. Total cunts.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post NSFW!!!!! NSFW!!!!! NSFW!!!!!
Needs THIS guy!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post NSFW!!!!!

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post crack's a hell of a drug
crack
Money
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Naah
I watch videos of women pissing in the streets at work all day long. It's company protocol.*



*maybe a lie
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Normal day in LA.

(, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post aaah, teh internets

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never happened

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post where is that memorial? Berlin? not sure but I dont think there were any death camps in Berlin itself
maybe would be more poignant if the people were actually visitors to Auschwitz. and the pictures were mapped to the features of auschwitz and originals then overlain. Still, poignant.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I went to Auschwitz and there was some twat pretending to hang himself on the gallows there.

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post probably an "artist"
being all ironic or whatever
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, just my former manager.
We had a team bonding trip to the grim place.

What's wrong with a bit of paintball followed by a curry?
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post paintball and then curry at Auschwitz is still pretty insensitive
tbf
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good on this artist
Selfie culture is disgusting enough to start with ...
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed...
...also quite puzzling, when most girls seem to take their selfies wearing cartoonish quantities of makeup/tan, often having had uncanny-valley levels of plastic surgery, while pulling the ugliest face they can think of.

And prior to all of that they looked quite nice.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2017, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Start Trek Discovery, what we know so far
found this informative report after that bad CGI trailer was posted below. apparently the bad CGI is a work in progress show for Comicon, so hopefully the real thing will be better rendered.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post The reason TNG was so good
and the only Star Trek that most people, including me, ever watched was because the characters were really fucking strong. They were unsubtle and cartoonish which is fine: the important thing is that you knew their personalities and motivations.

I've watched every episode of The Walking Dead and I don't have a clue who Sasha is. Couldn't name a scene she was in. Contrast that with Michonne.

Still, they've hired Clem Fandango.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've watched every episode of Game of Thrones and don't know the names of any character
other than Jon Snow. There's short bloke, blonde lady with the dragons, Robson or Jerome, queen lady, bloke who bangs his sister and fat bloke. Not totally sure what the story is either.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post SO, what you're saying is you know nothing except John Snow?

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's got a beard and a big coat

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hagrid

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post bless you

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post God help you if you read the books.
I finished the last one a few hours ago and I'd be lost if I hadn't already seen the show. I always struggle with characters' names in books at the best of times but when you have as many as there are in GoT I just throw my hands in the air.

*Spoilers* Kevin Lannister seems to be the only sane person in the whole series and Cersei is twice as insufferable but not nearly as much as Stannis's wife.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cersei. She's the queen lady. I know another one.
I remember them mentioning Stannis but don't know who he is. As for the other one, no idea.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stannis is the one from A Touch of Cloth.

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post didn't he invent the stairlift?

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Is this an advert for an advert of a trailer? Or is it an indepth look at an advert of an advert of a trailer?
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post watch it and find out.
reason i linked it is partly because the dude presents very well. in a matter of fact non hype-y way. he has all the usual like subscribe bs, but he's not pretentious about it.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Home Made Full Auto Crossbow

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 8:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked that!

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 8:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you haven't already check out his channel.
Has loads of videos like this.

There's also a forum with guides on how to make these improvised weapons.
www.theslingshotforum.com/
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's cool
Gotta love that laugh
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post and the T-shirt since it's so hot there.

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking irresponsible lunatic
Everyone knows you should never point a loaded weapon at another person. He could have killed us!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post The last thing you'll hear after you're shot
Is a jolly German laugh
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Cadbury's Clinkers
I'll pass thanks.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 0:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
But there’s always a happy ending with Clinkers.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 7:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post My other half is an Aussie
Every few months a care package arrives from her folks full of Clinkers, Jaffas, Fantails, Redskins, Cherry Ripes and Caramelo Koalas.

Sadly no Masterfoods Creamy White Finishing Sauce.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Why do most Australian sweets sound like they're named after racial slurs?
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Don't forget Coon Cheese
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why
Did the English invade, enslave and destroy so many indigenous cultures?
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good sport, what!?

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Galaxy are fighting back with a strawberry filled variant of Minstrels called Menstrels.

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 7:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post And Wrigleys is making a range of Skittles called 'Skitters'.

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I heard the former leader of the LibDems is to start selling pistachios
called Clegg Nuts
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of the ever delicious
Nestle Winets
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Trump on revised comic book covers
He works well as a villain.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2017, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why are all the artists boycotting his inauguration?
This would be a perfect opportunity to publicly humiliate the worlds biggest arsehole on his special snowflake day.

Certainly, many high profile detractors of Trump would never be asked, but there must be many people who were asked and turned him down because they disagree with his politics, and NONE of them thought "...er... this could be a good wheeze!"
(, Wed 18 Jan 2017, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post The broadcasters have everything on seven second delay
and the moment a performer deviated from the party line there would be censorship (or "technical problems.")

Sure, the live audience would know what happened, but that would be a tiny number.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2017, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post They could each do a naughty thing in series to use up the delay?

(, Wed 18 Jan 2017, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post When that happens
the director cuts to something else.

I did a radio show for 25 years without a delay button - one live interview with Eugene HΓΌtz of Gogol Bordello in the middle of the afternoon was the only time I really needed one!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 0:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you remember to wear purple?

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 5:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cutting to a 'technical issues' screen would not use up the delay.

(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, so it'd get cut by some...
But if you perform the same song with subtly adjusted lyrics, it might slip past because people won't be paying so much attention.

Also is there some centralised feed that can be cut, or is this all individual news organisations' feeds? If the latter there must be at least 50% of producers who just wouldn't cut it because they hate trump.

My feeling is that at the world finest ever trolling opportunity, for the worlds most prominent dickhead, is at least worth a shot!
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This is a normal post a tiny number of journalists and reporters
It would still be massive news
(, Thu 19 Jan 2017, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post His presidency will be a lot less boring than if the other guy had won.

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This is a normal post Hot sauce!

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This is a normal post Pussy hats!

(, Wed 18 Jan 2017, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post similarly Jimmy Saville's tenure at Stoke Mandeville hospital was a lot less boring than had they chosen someone with qualifications and a CRB check

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This is a normal post Can't wait
for Lex Luthor to finally remove that ridiculous wig he's been wearing all these years at his innauguration. Superman will be well pissed when he thaws out from that ice cave.

Yanks - delusional, narcissistic teenagers with scary amounts of guns and very little education.
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This is a link post taking a poo made easier for tourists in Japan

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This is a normal post I think the power of that bidet is a bit strong

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This is a normal post You should see the effects of the strong flush.
It appears to open some kind of interdimensional vortex. Good for avoiding unpleasant odours, so long as you don't mind a slight whiff of brimstone.
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This is a normal post Pooing has never been such fun
Trap 1 occupied by spazzy for ever.
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This is a normal post Icon 5 is "Now wash your tits", right?

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This is a normal post I gotta say, they are really very good
I was happy crapping all the way through Japan when I was there :D
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