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This is a link post Ed Sheeran quits Twitter
Why do I feel a bit of deja vu


 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Sheerans are easily startled, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post No. That's Arabs.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post bit racist m8

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off Owen Jones.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahem
Penny Laurie, if you please.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've got that the wrong way round.
That sage is called Laurie Penny.
Alzheimer's must be a bitch.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post when I knew her
she was just plain Penny Red. Sigh.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe about the time his hair's all gone and his memories fade.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:28, , Reply)
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(ohidunno, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yesterday was the first time I ever heard his voice.
Thankfully it will likely be the last.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am in that blissful state
where I have no idea what his music sounds like. I have seen the name a few times, more lately, but for a while I thought it was a footballer.

When I saw him I thought "He looks a bit unfit to be a footballer"
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did hear one of his songs at a remove the other day.
One of the old guard from I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue on the radio sang some of the lyrics. I don't remember what the song was about, which says it all.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do they dub his voice where you live?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 7:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you're talking about what I think you are I thought it was a wasted opportunity to see him horribly dismembered by a little girl

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post This sheer unbridled talent hasn't got time to waste on Twitter.

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Happy People : A Year In The Taiga
Herzog / Vasvukov
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post One for later...
...I love WH...!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is a ripping yarn
Even if it is completely fictional.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I believed it when I read it
so is true.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are Trump AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tough People
Thanks for the link.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Living the life.
 (cescpistol, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post They've tried it umpteen times before without any success.
I'll be surprised if, come April, things are any different.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post So I've got about 8 months to download that half of the internet?
I'd better get cracking.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was my first thought
I have hard drives and internet access, now I just need to predict my fetishes over the next few years and I will be sorted.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post No way
People who can stand wearing a sock that does not cover their ankle are just weird.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can still watch the free stuff without asking my mum, though, right?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. You'll need to ask her if you want to access her paid cam site.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good job Europe caters for my kinks...
...oh...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lol, whatevs
This is a token bill. Will work as well as the blocking of torrent sites did. Ie, not at all and likely to increase visits. Interestingly anyone who legitimately unlocks content will give potential access to the kids anyway. Top thinking there. Fucking retards.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure you can generate a random CC number quite easily anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mrs May is gorgeous and even if we lose the Internet entirely we've still got her LOVELY face to get hot and sticky over...
SO THE JOKE'S ON YOU, THERESA!! (Try and last 30 seconds thinking of THAT ASS running through a wheatfield!! Betcha can't!!).
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post *voms*

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post credit card fraud
up by 1000%
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure I trust my CC details with some of the sites that host the filth I like to watch

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post exactly

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 19 Jul 2017, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Just because it looks like we may get some weather tonight
Have a lightning map.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have another one:
en.blitzortung.org/live_lightning_maps.php?map=12
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reading appears to be being obliterated
Good.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aye. Literacy is overrated.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post OH I SEE, OFF TO A BOOK BURNING ARE WE YOU FUCKING NAZI
/Benny
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those books had it coming.
Bastards.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh boy!
It sure is stormy out there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 19 Jul 2017, 1:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Family Guy tribute to Adam West

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Utter shit, I'm amazed anyone finds this stuff remotely funny

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I mean, 'Alright dribble'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post $$

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Postman Pat Theme Drum Cover
Cover of the Postman Pat theme. On drums.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs moar blastbeats

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's all about the blasts, definitely.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only 103 YouTube views?
This is you, isn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 18 Jul 2017, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Domme!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have to say that's the best thing I've seen in 2017

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's certainly got a fan base.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't nearly as amusing or impressive as I'd expected..
.... just sayin'.
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post How unamusing and unimpressive it is
is quite amusing and impressive.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post needs scalding hot coffee for more suspense
or Samgyetang soup if he wants even more peaople to view
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not as impressive as this:

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
or this
 (stoodles non-bio, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not forgetting the classic:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
SHIT
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Scarily, we'd pretty much put that on at the Chinese contemporary art gallery I work at...
...we have all that equipment available to our resident artists...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a link post old guy

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was proper good.
Ice cream every night, what a fine way to live.
 (S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a link post lings cars
you buy now?
(5 years since the last outing)
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, she's updated...
...and it's awesomer than ever!
 (I helped save b3ta! GillianT's_Pet_Trombone, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post a work of art

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still not as mentalism as Moggy.
:(
sadtimes
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Horrific
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post welcome to the internet!
tbf it's much better than the last time I saw it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm scared to follow that link on my 'phone,
lest it melts...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post This might sound weird
But it's actually very responsive
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 18 Jul 2017, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Taxpayers' money well spent

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post We'd all do it if we could

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheaper to a drone, surely?
Fuckhats.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post powerful ladsbantz in that office I reckon

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparantly Trump was also in the chopper on at least three occasions

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Paywall

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your donation goes to a good cause

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, he admitted to being a terrorist whilst he was a teenager being held at Guantanamo?
Fuck me, he probably is a terrorist, then! Sounds like his compensation and his apology were well deserved.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get what you're trying to say
that a teenager is incapable of brutal crime or terrorism?

that his admission was somehow coerced? If so, he didn't tell his lawyer who called the terrorist a "victim" of his family and culture

A man died from a grenade and another was blinded. The Canadian government made sure that the victim's family could not collect. It is shameful
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why should the family receive an award?
The guy was military and died in combat, pretty sure there's something in the small print about risk of death...
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a good point. I am not sure how that works.
If the families of the people dying for a country are prohibited from seeking redress from murderous millionaires, that would only make me more :(
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm fine with the first part.
Can't comment on the second as I can't get to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks,
It doesn't cover the bit about "...while blocking victim's family from collecting on earlier wrongful death judgment " unfortunately though.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post From the Journal
Mr. Khadr was just shy of his 16th birthday at the time of the attack. In 2010 Canada’s Supreme Court held that the interrogation of Mr. Khadr at Guantanamo Bay by Canadians in 2003-04 violated Canadian standards for the treatment of detained youths. These violations occurred during the mandates of Liberal Prime Ministers Jean Chrétien and Paul Martin. The Supreme Court left it to the government, then headed by Conservative Stephen Harper, to determine an appropriate remedy, and to the civil courts to rule on any damages.

A few months later Mr. Khadr entered his guilty plea on five war-crimes charges. He was sentenced to 40 years in prison, reduced by pretrial agreement to eight years. The Harper government determined that returning Mr. Khadr to Canada would be the appropriate remedy. In 2012 he was repatriated to serve the remaining years of his sentence. He was released on bail in 2015.

Mr. Khadr wasn’t satisfied. He sued the Canadian government for 20 million Canadian dollars (about US$16 million at current exchange rates).

Meanwhile in Utah, Sgt. Speer’s widow, Tabitha, his two young children and Mr. Morris sued Mr. Khadr and received a judgment for $134.1 million in damages. Their goal was to preserve possible future action against Mr. Khadr’s assets — at the time a remote possibility.

But last week Liberal Prime Minister Justin Trudeau issued a formal apology to Mr. Khadr and a massive cash settlement, though no court had ordered him to do so.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post OK,
but I'm still not seeing the claimed blocking.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post If US Republicans weren't cool with imprisoning and torturing children
this wouldn't have had to happen. There's also no proof he killed anyone.
 (Rogue Sausage, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 7:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post But TERRORISM!

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
They aren't just cool, they fricking love it..... Along with people shooting each other and people dying because of lack of access to basic healthcare.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Take a photo that already exists

(stoodles non-bio, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Take my wife
Please!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's my wife now Dave....

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dave? Dave ain't here.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post U wot m8?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Open in App Store"?
GET TO FUCK!
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://ccamera.org/

(stoodles non-bio, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah right then Ted.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a link post I do love the noise of high voltage going horribly wrong
What happens when you crash your trailer into a street cabinet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dr. Frankenstein, I presume?

(roysin, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Plasmafun

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Okay, bear with me

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's got the regal wave down pat

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Er, I suspect that isn't a regal wave they've trained it to do...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post In 200 yards
bear right.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post he's driving without due bear and attention

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bear always right.
Do not argue with bear.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arkansas chug a bug?
Russian Style
 (Cossack, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or a Russian version of Wallace and Gromit

(roysin, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post How did they get it in there? And why?
And where are they going? All I know is I would rather live there than the boring fucking USA. I did see a raccoon on the hood of a moving big rig once.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're on the way to the vet to uncork its tappen.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fark 3 days ago and even the Daily Mail...

(bof, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Wow this video editing/compositing business takes ages...
Dear Diary. Today I downloaded Hitfilm Express I learned Motion Tracking and how to suck at it, keyframes and how to be crap at using them etc etc.

Apologies for lack of imagination but half the tutorials are star wars stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a link post amazingly terrible job advert
no wonder no one wants to work there
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post The post you are trying to view is no longer available.

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post "One old lady used to run the whole of Mountview Academy with an IBM computer, it shouldn't be this hard."
So I guess they are looking for a teenager with 30 years experience
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should stop being ageist and hire that old lady
Plainly they are the victims of their own prejudice. Hire an old lady, they run the world don't ya know?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agism, that's a wonderful start to a job ad. Better be prepared for the backlash!!! (*also it's illegals). Rock on!!!

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if they are raking in £20k a year
I hope that was some kind of new media performance.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Robo Popo no so gogo
Robotic police person fails to see future career in Law enforcement
 (marvin889, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Here he is, brain the size of a planet...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was cruel to give it emotions it was ill equipped to cope with. :'(

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Securo hate self

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Securo drown in petril

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Securo has seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion
and chav's doing runners from SpudULike
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Dish and Dishonesty?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well it's up to a £5k fine if you vote twice, maybe it can be added to the student loan...

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well it's a crime, so should be treated like any other criminal
Pay up and live with the criminal record like any other person.
Shouldn't be too hard to track down who's voted twice either.

These are the people that end up running the country and legal system so shouldn't be let off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing in this day and age that the admin at polling stations is still paper based

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Given how some states seem to be a be hack happy these days I find a paper trail quite reassuring.
If Putin wanted to rig this one the best he could do is use social media to encourage people to vote twice.

I would hope all the paper is kept for a few years so you've got the postal ballot on file and the polling station ticks off your details when you go in to vote.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post but there's nothing to stop you driving to mummy and daddy's polling station and voting again there
that's the problem.

And of course those doing this should be punished, but by the time the law's caught up with them the election's finished. Checking if you've submitted a postal vote or voted elsewhere needs to be done in real-time. But costs blah blah, old ladies don't know how to use a tablet blah, wifi problems blah, people writing the polling station password on napkins blah.

Yeah, we'll have colonised Mars and be getting the shuttle back to Earth to vote so that someone can draw a lovely straight line through your name using a pencil and ruler I expect...
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm surprised that you don't need to show a polling card when voting.
You could solve the whole issue by merging the polling and postal voting cards into one and requiring that to be shown when voting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's madness
if you know your neighbour's name you can have anyone impersonate them and hijack their vote as long as your accomplice gets to the polling station early enough
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post True but who knows their neighbours names these days?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post there's Toadie, Madge Bishop... err the other Bishop... Joe Mangel
...nope not me
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Rare squirrel king on film: here comes the apocalypse
youtube.com/watch?v=vDbs-0b8zAU
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it me your looking for

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post the playmates turtles figure was rubbish

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 0:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like when stags lock their antlers irreversibly until they simply die of dehydration.
But less dramatic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 0:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(
Poor squizzes...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 0:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing that three seconds with some tree loppers couldn't solve

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tell me, truthfully.
Did you do that?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 1:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post A squirrel knotter
Never tells
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 1:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Chronenberg Slappy?
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 5:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Schrödinger's cat used to chase entangled rodents.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 6:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post "We am Squirrel King. One of We are Dying"
[edit]
Not one of you buggers gets the reference?
*disappoints*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Halo Jones.
Or medieval mythology.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post what's happening there then?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like a rat king
Their tails fuse after getting knotted, usually during fights/accidents.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post can they die from it?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
News reports did not specify how the squirrels became tangled in the first place.

“It was like a giant dreadlock,” Day told the Bangor Daily News. “Intertwined with it was straw and twigs and there was some plastic.”
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 11:22, , Reply)

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