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This is a link post Hey Benny and Dinny, there's still hope!
You'll just have to through your lot in with Osbourne, Blair, Mandelson et al.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:14, Reply)
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I may not like Blair or Mandelson but they were a fuck of a lot more competent than anyone we've had since and it's not like any of them are Farage.
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This is a normal post Get over your fetish for Nigel Farage. He's never even been a MP, despite running about seven times.
He has never had his hands anywhere near the levers of power.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post What's being an MP got to do with anything?
Who had power was completely irrelevant to the Brexitard vote, except for the large number of people who voted leave just as protest vote against the Tories. All 3 main parties had a significant majority that supported Staying (it's almost like they were slightly more informed than the electorate).

UKIP and it's oily leader had a significant effect on the vote and were hugely over-represented in the media - That should be rather obvious by looking at their votes before and after the Brexidiot debacle.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Diddums snowflake.

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Competent at what, exactly?

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 21:08, Reply)
This is a link post Cat rescues puppy from ditch
CanC
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This is a normal post He's just taking it to feast on the sweet sweet innards later

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It cut so abruptly because kitty tucked into her tasty lunch.

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post or
Cat collects lunch for starving kittens from ditch
CaC
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post why didn't the person filming rescue the dog?
Or did they throw it in there?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a very good question

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This is a normal post Assist the needy and miss a great upload?
Are you mental?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post FOR ALL TEH CLICKS

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly a cunt
who was thinking more about fake internet points than helping a puppy.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post they're on the other side of the ditch?
why get dirty clambering into a ditch when that cat will sort it out
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post LONG LIVE THE KING!

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I've realised that watching a puppy roll down a ditch
At speed is one of the funniest things ever
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Funnier than this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyqH6E-y6Bc
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my God
That is absolutely fucking stupendous. This has never been posted?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Classic Welsh climbing spot, the Idwal Slabs:
Skip to 1:15 for the money shot:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m2HJpGtv70
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 11:39, Reply)
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Watch it here without stupid big boxes over the final moments. Geez. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z93druLfgk
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 22:33, Reply)
This is a link post Game about humans dating cats I made this!
The game I'm making with my girlfriend about humans making cats just entered a publishing deal with Bossa Studios - the guys who made I am Bread and Surgeon Simulator... so I made this song / animated trailer to announce it.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You used to be cool.

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
I was never cool
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool!

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post How far does the date go?
Do we get to fuck the cat?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ^autocomplete

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT'S IN THE BOX???!!!??

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Your willy usually and I thought you had been banned for kids parties?
They can handle what's in the box because you have a small willy but you cannot!!!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post My micro cock is not for discussion

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Nor anything much else

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It's great adding a dimpled effect to clay sculptures

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Looking forward to this bad boy!

(, Sun 13 Aug 2017, 9:48, Reply)
This is a link post And here's the excuse!!
Jogger is multi-millionaire US investment banker (Of course he is!). He has an Audi R8 (of course he does!).

He claims he was in the US at the time and is presumably faking documents this very instant to prove this.

(Oh: Warning Daily Fail link, so probably bullshit, but they've certainly found a suspect that everyone's going to say "Ah makes perfect sense now" about)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Skimmed the article but couldn't find the bit about the R8
That would explain what kind of person would buy that car though.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post There's photos on FB with him in an r8
I'm assuming it's his because it's just too appropriate :)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post He's on strave but no activities last 4 weeks.
deletey deletey Delete!
edit: or indeed at all. I'm not sure what other apps runners use - but there's no fucking way he doesn't record every single thing he does. I know cunts like this in my blood - mainly from working for them.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post All of his online stuff is disappearing fast
Definitely the actions of an innocent man
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Good practice if you've got a load of cunty journos on your case I reckon

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post What about web archives?

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post You're not wrong there.

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm.

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That was my first reaction
Then I saw he was a rich, white, american. GUILTY! :)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post He's not the only person that's been arrested in connection to the investigation.
His solicitors have issued a statement saying he was in the USA at the time of the incident. I find this sour grapes and anti American inspired witch hunt rather distasteful, and quite possibly completely unjustified. You jokingly cite the fact that he is a rich, white American and therefore somehow fair game for public vilification and humiliation. Ho ho ho. Were he black, poor and African would you have made the same hilarious joke?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post So where have the other arrests been reported then?
Only I think I must have missed that.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post What other arrests?
The police have said the their statement about arresting a 50yr old man was incorrect and have apologised and said it was a 41 year old man.

You're such an insecure alt-right cliche; Aaw the dominant western white man is under attack from all sides! It wasn't a poor black african was it, I think that was fairly evident from the video?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh. The 50 year old thing made me think there had been two arrests, apologies.
Lol. I knew I'd trigger you. The point I was making is that had it been a black man you wouldn't have mentioned his skin colour. But he was white, and you chose to point it out. Why? How is it relevant? You actually seem to think it aggravates the offence. I don't know how you arrived at the dominant white man under attack jibe. I'm just interested in why you felt the need to point out he is white when there was already abundant photographic evidence of the fact. Why the need to state the obvious?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Because I knew it would trigger you.

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol.
But not actually true.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:18, Reply)
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Whatever you say Pepe
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That's low. And therefore unsurprising.

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post You're an alt-right troll
It's totally fair
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post You inhabit a very black and white world. I pity you.

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Black and white are pretty much all the same to me
Just a pity they aren't for you.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Evidently they're not. You felt the need to point out the guy's skin colour.

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post You can take my obviously sarcastic comment as seriously as you want, that's your right
The fact that you're still pushing your race point really does highlight your obsession with slight variations in pigmentation.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Your the one that brought it up, not me.
You say it's a joke, many a true word said in jest. It certainly entered your consciousness and you just had to share, you seem to be the one obsessed.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:46, Reply)
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"you're"
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This is a normal post Poor black Africans are too busy trying to migrate to Lesbos in a rubber dinghy to have time to push people over whilst jogging in Putney.
This is where rich white men come in to fill the gap in the pushy-shove-shove market.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor Africans also don't tend to need to jog as they have difficulty getting fat
Due to being starving and all that. However it's Prufefe logic, he's not going to back down :)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Pish posh and nonsense.
You never seen the finish line in a marathon? They are thin because they have to spend 97% of their lives jogging away from lions. That's science.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:28, Reply)
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It's actually really unfair on the white western male that the Africans get all of these natural environmental advantages.
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This is a normal post I concur.
We should send Eric Bellquist to the masaai mara to help him run faster.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Only he does look stunningly like the suspect
I'd fucking nick him
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:09, Reply)
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This is a normal post Yes

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Here:
Guardian article for fellow leftie lentil-weavers who're scared of getting bum cancer from clicking Daily Mail linkies.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post OH HAI TABS

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ^
I believe he is allowed to use the Internet certain times of the days pending a review.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post He uses his work wifi and can only post when on break from his shifts at mc donalds.

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Out of ALL of the cunts on here....
You, Amadeus, are the very worst of all*.
*may not actually be true
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:49, Reply)
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This is a normal post Oh good.
I always thought it was rather a dubious honour.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey hey, you greasy-haired cuntlord!
Am I missing owt on facebook?
I must admit my resolve is crumbling this week, in spite of suddenly having LOADS more spare time.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Much of the same although your are missing out on my EPIC* puzzle
*may not be epic

EDIT:And my awful spelling and grammar obvs
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not epic, it's stupid
And anyone that understands it is clearly a freak.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you guess tomorrow?
I'll give you a clue. Tomorrow is the start of a new round!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm late to this internet outrage party.
Is he worse than cat bin lady?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post No one is worse than cat bin lady. Not even Hitler.

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hitler would have stopped all this cat bin stuff and the refuse collections would arrive on time

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Robert Mewgabe?

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Saddam Pussein?

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Chairman Meow?

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Yasser Alleycat
...I could go on
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Kitty Amin

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Benito Pussolini

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This is a normal post Mind the piss
I cannot win this. Congrats:)
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Benito Mewussolini

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Derek Catten

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Mousey Tongue

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Now you are being silly
But I like it.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Too late while worrying about minor stuff like thermonuclear war
this is where the real stories are.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Bellquist pfft

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake jogging!
As with all these type of stories if it was him the best and first thing to do is turn yourself in say it was a dreadful accident (I was blinded by the sun, had sweat in my eye, was looking at my time) offer the woman some compensation and he will get a warning. Now because he as denied it and seems to be deleting social media history it will just get worse especially with the B3ta rozzers on his tail.

These sort of wankers are so arrogant they believe they did no wrong and someone can fix it for them at great expense.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post So much this

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Judy Judy and executioner, are we?

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post so much for privacy
innocent until proven guilty etc... Surprising the Police released his name if he has a potentially solid alibi
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah. I think releasing his name before even charging him is more than a bit off.
But it isn't clear to me how his name came out. Still, if he did it, fuck it. Make him marry cat bin lady.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I quite liked Ms Bale
Firstly, she dropped a cat in a bin

Secondly, she was apparently the same age as me despite looking old enough to be my grandmother
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure she was the same age as you,
once.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a leak to me
Can't find a statement from the police with a name in at all. Which is absolutely inexcusable - If he isn't guilty he is going to have a field day suing the Met.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh fuck, I've missed all this today, okay here we go...
JOGGING, WHITE, MIDDLE-CLASS, CAT-BINNING, BANKER, AUDI-DRIVING, AMERICAN, LYING, MYSOGINIST C-C-CUNT!

Oooh, just off to get some tissues there
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to spoil your fun but he has been eliminated from the investigation.

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 15:54, Reply)
This is a link post The Death of Stalin

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This is a normal post Oh I like the look of that

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This is a normal post Really looking forward to this.

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The one improvement that Stalin did
That was good for the whole country
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This is a normal post ooh
can also see Paul Whitehouse in the committee too
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This is a normal post noted!

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn you 1953
Prokofiev died the same day, made it to Pravda page 7 or something.
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This is a normal post What an eclectic cast that is

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This is a normal post Ohhh neat, must watch

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This is a normal post Stalin knew what was needed.

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This is a normal post Excellent!
Hello to Jason Isaacs
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This is a link post Anyone else remember these? I wasn't sure it wasn't just my fried synapses misfiring.
Anyway, this one's for the deaftards.
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This is a normal post Oh, and this is what I meant to post last night but I was too drunk to get right:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XK2EBn_mUk
Bale's finest few minutes with added AWESOME from Warrior Soul's Kory Clarke.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I swear
that guy was signing out of tune.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just disappointed that they didn't show the mime hanging upside-down over the scorpion pit.
With the upside-down placard saying "LEARN THE WORDS".
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that was rather jolly
Did I hear a bit of Roland 303 acid noise during the verses? Whatever it was it was my favourite bit (and the ladies, obviously)
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 23:33, Reply)
This is a link post Man fined for pretending to be ghost in Portsmouth cemetery

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post He's in Portsmouth. He just wants to be dead

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Rumor is that Portsmouth is a GREAT city
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEPyiQffRpM
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This is a normal post I went to Portsmouth
I got legless blue-blind paralytic drunk with the best 'merican defence contractor ever. He told me 'my country has a tremendous dolt problem.' That's all I remember about him.
HMS Victory is worth the trip on its own.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I grew up near Portsmouth
Every school trip. I spent more time on that fucking boat than Nelson
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This is a normal post Much like us and Beamish
I complained about it once in primary school and the teacher said she'd "been there thirteen times and always saw something new". Precocious little shit that I was, I told her she can't have been paying very much attention. To this day, I still remember her arm twitching to slap me round the ear before she caught herself.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, he's clearly a bit of a twat
But the witness should probably have left out the arms and "wooo" bit. That just makes them seem like they were shitting themselves because someone was acting like a ghost in a graveyard
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It was hardly Tam O'Shanter, was it?

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 22:02, Reply)
This is a link post Recently found out about Isaac Arthur's channel
Been going for a while but dont think its been posted here before, he does really interesting videos about space and physics related stuff
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Lord
Just when I thought I'd cleared my Youtube backlog.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post his channel is rather excellent
I've been binge watching his stuff for the last week, he goes into some wonderful detail
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post If you're interested in black holes and their many practical applications...
This is a good read.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post For a given definition of 'practical'...

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post What, don't you have a singularity-powered antigravity car like the rest of us?

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Kinda.
Got caught breaking the universal speed limit and lost my licence. Now I'm stuck on public transport.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Gonna assume that's a link to your Recon profile.

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:21, Reply)
This is a link post You'll all be please to know MI5's most wanted has now been caught.
I'm off for a run to celebrate and push a few people in the canal.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they should have charged him with attempted murder.

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post This.
Fucking idiot.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't you then need to prove he intended to kill her?

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Well yes.
Mens rea would be tough/impossible to prove. If such a charge as attempted manslaughter existed (it does not, for perfectly logical reasons, the very idea is absurd in fact) that would sort of fit. I think in the USA something like reckless endangerment of life exists in some states. I just don't think GBH is adequate. It's a fudge. Her injuries I imagine only qualify for ABH.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Men's rear?

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post To be convicted of murder two things need to be proven beyond all reasonable doubt.
Actus rea. Easy. Is the victim dead and did an action of the defendant directly cause the death?
Mens rea. Harder. Did the defendant intend to kill them?
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyway that's all irrelevant.
I forget what needs to be proven in a charge of attempted murder. Something along the lines of he tried to kill her is my best guess.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post several nuances to the whole attempted murder thing...
Firstly, to go for murder, you have to show the intent to want to kill - usually with pre-planning. Secondly, for the 'attempt' there has to be an act 'more than merely preparatory' to show they were about to carry it out.
I think, in this case, a court would struggle with both aspects - he's just a fucking dick!
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 7:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
No GBH/ABH as he didn't really injure her, however he did endanger her life. Even if he did not intend to seriously injure her, he did intend to push her out of the way, and did so with no further regard to her safety. This is not what a reasonable person would do. Therefore I'd say reckless endangerment:


"acts that create a substantial risk of serious physical injury to another person. The accused person isn't required to intend the resulting or potential harm, but must have acted in a way that showed a disregard for the foreseeable consequences of the actions".

The guy's a cunt, by the way.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Or common assault
And yes the twunt is a bellend.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post He didn't attempt to murder anyone
He's a massive antisocial dick though and should be given the max possible sentence for that.

Charging him with GBH is the most extreme they can do and might be a problem because she wasn't really harmed - If he's got a good lawyer they might have problems making this stick (although I hope not). It was not sustained assault, it was one strike. If you look up common assault, it's literally exactly what's happened here:
https://www.sentencingcouncil.org.uk/offences/item/common-assault/2-common-assault/

Don't get me wrong, I think anyone that jogs should be locked up for the safety of the community at large but attempted murder? Nope.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get the GBH thing
The news said the woman suffered only minor injuries (so why GBH?) but if you ask me pushing someone under a bus ought to be classed as attempted murder.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post He clearly didn't see the bus though.
He was pushing her out of his way without any thought of the consequences, he wasn't specifically trying to kill or injure her.

Imagine the bus wasn't there at all; she didn't actually get hit by it and the guy wasn't aware of it, so in essence it is irrelevant to the case. Now you've just got a guy pushing a woman over for no reason.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Pushing a woman over.... into the road.
In that London, I think it is safe to assume that something would be on the road.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, like the bus he'd just run past!

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but what I want to know is
Which car does he drive? Even money, Audi
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I just want to hear his justification.

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post He won't be able to justify it
But his lawyer will no doubt come up with some load of bullshit about him stumbling and putting his arms out, not realising that he has knocked her over and then on the way back not realising she has tried to get his attention because he has headphones on...or something worth 150 an hour anyway
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly... it's going to be a belter of an excuse.

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Cyclist

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Did she try to trip him up?
I've watched the video in slow motion and just before she gets pushed over, she appears to raise her right leg at him.

Or am I imagining it?
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what I wondered when I watched it in slow motion. Hard to make it out.
I've certainly had my fair share of bell ends try to trip me when I'm running. Hilarious.

She doesn't seem to change her line when walking though, where he does.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you are trying really hard to make sense of it
He adjusts his trajectory at her. Her legs don't do anything trippy (like melt as if candles).

Explain what you think you are seeing, and maybe I can pretend to see it too.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post 5th of May it happened
taken them 3 months to find him - probably jogs there every lunchtime - police cuts - scandalous.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
He could have jogged to a non-extradition treaty country in that time.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:40, Reply)
This is a link post The Delta Force - Alan Silvestri
Perhaps the most underrated 80's theme of all.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno I think I underate it exactly the right amount
It's awful
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 3:05, Reply)
This is a normal post You might think that
..but Mr Silvestri's website tells us that

"In his ongoing, decades-long career as a composer, Alan Silvestri has scored some of the most iconically revered and profitable films in Hollywood history"

Iconically revered and profitable, I'll have you know!

No. It's shit. I agree.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 11:33, Reply)
This is a link post Fat washed up celebrity wants to grab her in the pussy

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post He's being ironical.
He can't see a fucking thing through those specs.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Ironical or moronical?

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post All of the icals.

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post He should wear monocles?

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 3:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes but only an ickle one

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post He is very fickle about his ickles

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Even test?

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm
Man on drugs fails at social interaction, badly.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Cocaine is a hullova drug

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderfully numb.

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Get a grip, man.

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Not creepy at all
Then again I'm pretty sure a lot of women wouldn't mind him doing that to them. All I have to do is look at someone and they take a dislike to me, let alone make letchy comments.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:23, Reply)
This is a link post Story of Sabian Cymbals

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 16:16, Reply)
This is a link post Speedcock! NSFW

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a single pube.
Gake.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post THPB Damnit!!
Instant disqualification!
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The law is quite clear in this regard.
The fact that there are still people out there drawing BALD testicles is quite frankly beyond belief.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post aka THIS IS FAKE NEWS. Unrealistic and monochrome.

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post and possibly illegal, under UK law...

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Stirring
Wot no "I made this"?
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
I didn't make this.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post At 0:30
Proof that cock is a pussy magnet
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:55, Reply)
This is a link post 'Utter eccentricity': the urban surrealism of Alex Chinneck in pictures
I remember seeing the Margate house facade, but wasn't aware of his other work. It's delightfully b3ta.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I bloody love those!!!
cheers for the linkage
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Nearly missed this
Really like his stuff, I guess because it's temporary it doesn't get the same kind of publicity of other surrealist architecture
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 22:41, Reply)
This is a link post detailed map of the ocean floor
nice, if you like this sort of thing. boring if you don't.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Er, shouldn't all the land masses be visible on this?
Since they are, you know, quite a bit higher than the sea floor.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Only the ones that aren't floating.

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post The UK can only REALLY say it's left the EU once it's built a massive motor and powerboated itself into the mid Atlantic.

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Why stop there? Antigua would make a much better neighbour.

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The land masses are visible.

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you supposed to stare at it and wait for it to stare back at you?

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post you can move it around...

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 12:20, Reply)
This is a link post Holy Thursday. David Axelrod
One of the great jazz/R&B/soul producers/writers. This track has him on drums and Carol Kaye on bass. You know Carol? She was a session bass player on some 10,000 songs, including Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 8:58, Reply)
This is a link post Damn good shot!

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 1:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Is his name Kevin?

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a shame it wasn't an arrow made of mentos

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It's chocolate milkshake I think
But I take your point Cumquat
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:06, Reply)
This is a link post If you're prompt you may see this superb headline on the Kennebec Journal:

(, Wed 9 Aug 2017, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yet spelt right in the article
Top subbing
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice try Kennebec Journal

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 6:51, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh. Maybe I was mistaken.

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 21:06, Reply)
This is a link post The weirdest song I've heard today

Have you ever wondered what a band made up of:

Ginger Wildheart (The Wildhearts)
Shane Embury (Napalm Death)
Random Jon Poole (Cardiacs)
Mark E Smith (The Fall)
Merzbow
Denzel (Young Legionnaire)
Rich Jones (Amen/Black Halos)
Chris Catalyst (Eureka Machines/Sisters of Mercy)
Hawk Eyes


...would sound like? A little like Mr Bungle. They start off kind of thrashy and then turn Blur with a bit of Cyriak.
(, Wed 9 Aug 2017, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
Blur with a bit of Cyriak "Sing to God"-era Cardiacs.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, and for that reason
I LIKE IT!
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, well I..................*checks sig*
Oh, I'm sorry; I thought you were Prufrock.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post You're still sore about that aren't you?
I must admit, I nearly left the pub when I saw your badge and I was trying to work out why nobody put the cutlery away.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post #stillfuming
Of ALL the people you could think I was! Especially considering how very LOVELY I am.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, what a mess.

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Heard them indeed. Interesting ingredients but it doesn't work for me.
Sadly, Ginger's not a well man right now. Wrestling with depression and currently been sectioned after a failed suicide attempt, he spent a night in the cells after a recent Norn Iron gig when he allegedly lamped someone who told him he hadn't produced anything worthwhile in years... seems to have pushed him over the edge poor chap.

He did a country and western inspired album recently that I liked... www.pledgemusic.com/projects/ghost-in-the-tanglewood
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I wasn't aware of that :o/

They're playing at Damnation Festival, just checking out bands I hadn't heard...
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hopefully he'll be better by then
Always was a big fan of the Wildhearts.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post heh. The Cardiacs bit is great, not sure it meshes well with the growly metal though

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's a hoot!
very much enjoy it.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post It opens sounding quite a lot like The Wildhearts album Endless Nameless
Which I think was the point where the entire band were off the rails.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK_trE9qdfY
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like flailing mental anguish.
If I had a band I would call it Mental Anguish.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post as if Melody Club were seduced by The Jesus and Mary Chain and then fucked by a lost metal growler

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Shite. Loads of shite.

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 21:55, Reply)
This is a link post Plinkett does Ghostbusters
(the shit one)
(, Wed 9 Aug 2017, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I tried to watch the whole thing
But an hour review is just a bit too much - especially with his voice. However, he is a gifted reviewer and does a really skilled hatchet job on the film.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 2:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Dom

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 6:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh hi, Definitely Not Bad Driver Dom!
I look at the self-parody twitter ( that you showed me ) on a daily basis but I just don't find it funny that you see yourself as an overweight homophobe.

If you want people to laugh, you have to mention your amusing but likable qualities: (a) hypocritically bad driving and (b) inability to understand the films you are reviewing.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Doms!

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I must reassert my non-Dom status at this juncture
I'm around the same age and sport a similar sized belly, which I suppose makes me identify with him.

But Dom I am most certainly not.

I admit I'm fascinated by Dom's use of social media to show the world the unpleasant sides of his character and I find it very hard not to mention it as soon as I see Jeffrey44 on the board.

I have plenty of vices but watching Avago (is this right?) or anything else that requires a TV is not one of them.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Is the homoerotic Twitter cover picture staying?
I'm not a fan
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 5:27, Reply)
This is a normal post tl;dw
does he hate it because it's genuinely crap or because he's a manchild whining about what was always a completely daft franchise having some women in it?
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
The first.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post FWIW, I enjoyed the film when I watched it.
I really don't think it deserved the kicking it got at the time. I don't feel any need to rewatch it though.

Will watch this when I've got a spare hour and see what he makes of it.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I turned it off around 20 minutes before the end.
Even with just 20 minutes left, I couldn't take any more of that absolute dogshit.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post The film or the review?

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post OK, so he took an hour to say that the director dropped the ball,
that the script wasn't good enough, and that Melissa McCarthy is fat.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this
more comprehensive than Dom's review?
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Well there's no review based on the poster
And no mention of aspect ratio, so I'd say no.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 16:21, Reply)

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