Hey Benny and Dinny, there's still hope!
You'll just have to through your lot in with Osbourne, Blair, Mandelson et al.
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I may not like Blair or Mandelson but they were a fuck of a lot more competent than anyone we've had since and it's not like any of them are Farage.
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Get over your fetish for Nigel Farage. He's never even been a MP, despite running about seven times.
He has never had his hands anywhere near the levers of power.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:43,
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What's being an MP got to do with anything?
Who had power was completely irrelevant to the Brexitard vote, except for the large number of people who voted leave just as protest vote against the Tories. All 3 main parties had a significant majority that supported Staying (it's almost like they were slightly more informed than the electorate).
UKIP and it's oily leader had a significant effect on the vote and were hugely over-represented in the media - That should be rather obvious by looking at their votes before and after the Brexidiot debacle.
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Cat rescues puppy from ditch
CanC
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He's just taking it to feast on the sweet sweet innards later
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It cut so abruptly because kitty tucked into her tasty lunch.
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or
Cat collects lunch for starving kittens from ditch
CaC
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:37,
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why didn't the person filming rescue the dog?
Or did they throw it in there?
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That's a very good question
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Assist the needy and miss a great upload?
Are you mental?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:56,
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FOR ALL TEH CLICKS
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:46,
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Clearly a cunt
who was thinking more about fake internet points than helping a puppy.
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they're on the other side of the ditch?
why get dirty clambering into a ditch when that cat will sort it out
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I've realised that watching a puppy roll down a ditch
At speed is one of the funniest things ever
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Funnier than this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyqH6E-y6Bc
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Oh my God
That is absolutely fucking stupendous. This has never been posted?
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 22:45,
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Classic Welsh climbing spot, the Idwal Slabs:
Skip to 1:15 for the money shot:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m2HJpGtv70
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Watch it here without stupid big boxes over the final moments. Geez. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z93druLfgk
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Game about humans dating cats
I made this!
The game I'm making with my girlfriend about humans making cats just entered a publishing deal with Bossa Studios - the guys who made I am Bread and Surgeon Simulator... so I made this song / animated trailer to announce it.
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Cool!
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:11,
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How far does the date go?
Do we get to fuck the cat?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:21,
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Your willy usually and I thought you had been banned for kids parties?
They can handle what's in the box because you have a small willy but you cannot!!!
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Nor anything much else
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It's great adding a dimpled effect to clay sculptures
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And here's the excuse!!
Jogger is multi-millionaire US investment banker (Of course he is!). He has an Audi R8 (of course he does!).
He claims he was in the US at the time and is presumably faking documents this very instant to prove this.
(Oh: Warning Daily Fail link, so probably bullshit, but they've certainly found a suspect that everyone's going to say "Ah makes perfect sense now" about)
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Skimmed the article but couldn't find the bit about the R8
That would explain what kind of person would buy that car though.
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There's photos on FB with him in an r8
I'm assuming it's his because it's just too appropriate :)
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He's on strave but no activities last 4 weeks.
deletey deletey Delete!
edit: or indeed at all. I'm not sure what other apps runners use - but there's no fucking way he doesn't record every single thing he does. I know cunts like this in my blood - mainly from working for them.
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All of his online stuff is disappearing fast
Definitely the actions of an innocent man
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:13,
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Good practice if you've got a load of cunty journos on your case I reckon
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You're not wrong there.
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That was my first reaction
Then I saw he was a rich, white, american. GUILTY! :)
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He's not the only person that's been arrested in connection to the investigation.
His solicitors have issued a statement saying he was in the USA at the time of the incident. I find this sour grapes and anti American inspired witch hunt rather distasteful, and quite possibly completely unjustified. You jokingly cite the fact that he is a rich, white American and therefore somehow fair game for public vilification and humiliation. Ho ho ho. Were he black, poor and African would you have made the same hilarious joke?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:28,
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So where have the other arrests been reported then?
Only I think I must have missed that.
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Poor black Africans are too busy trying to migrate to Lesbos in a rubber dinghy to have time to push people over whilst jogging in Putney.
This is where rich white men come in to fill the gap in the pushy-shove-shove market.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:19,
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Poor Africans also don't tend to need to jog as they have difficulty getting fat
Due to being starving and all that. However it's Prufefe logic, he's not going to back down :)
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Pish posh and nonsense.
You never seen the finish line in a marathon? They are thin because they have to spend 97% of their lives jogging away from lions. That's science.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:28,
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It's actually really unfair on the white western male that the Africans get all of these natural environmental advantages.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:30,
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I concur.
We should send Eric Bellquist to the masaai mara to help him run faster.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:32,
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Only he does look stunningly like the suspect
I'd fucking nick him
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Here:
Guardian article for fellow leftie lentil-weavers who're scared of getting bum cancer from clicking Daily Mail linkies.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:20,
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^
I believe he is allowed to use the Internet certain times of the days pending a review.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:38,
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He uses his work wifi and can only post when on break from his shifts at mc donalds.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:47,
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Out of ALL of the cunts on here....
You, Amadeus, are the very worst of all*.
*may not actually be true
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:49,
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Oh good.
I always thought it was rather a dubious honour.
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Hey hey, you greasy-haired cuntlord!
Am I missing owt on facebook?
I must admit my resolve is crumbling this week, in spite of suddenly having LOADS more spare time.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:45,
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Much of the same although your are missing out on my EPIC* puzzle
*may not be epic
EDIT:And my awful spelling and grammar obvs
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It's not epic, it's stupid
And anyone that understands it is clearly a freak.
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Can you guess tomorrow?
I'll give you a clue. Tomorrow is the start of a new round!
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I'm late to this internet outrage party.
Is he worse than cat bin lady?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:40,
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No one is worse than cat bin lady. Not even Hitler.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:41,
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Hitler would have stopped all this cat bin stuff and the refuse collections would arrive on time
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:56,
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Mind the piss
I cannot win this. Congrats:)
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:08,
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Mousey Tongue
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:32,
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Now you are being silly
But I like it.
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Too late while worrying about minor stuff like thermonuclear war
this is where the real stories are.
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Fake jogging!
As with all these type of stories if it was him the best and first thing to do is turn yourself in say it was a dreadful accident (I was blinded by the sun, had sweat in my eye, was looking at my time) offer the woman some compensation and he will get a warning. Now because he as denied it and seems to be deleting social media history it will just get worse especially with the B3ta rozzers on his tail.
These sort of wankers are so arrogant they believe they did no wrong and someone can fix it for them at great expense.
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So much this
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Judy Judy and executioner, are we?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:47,
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so much for privacy
innocent until proven guilty etc... Surprising the Police released his name if he has a potentially solid alibi
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Yeah. I think releasing his name before even charging him is more than a bit off.
But it isn't clear to me how his name came out. Still, if he did it, fuck it. Make him marry cat bin lady.
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I quite liked Ms Bale
Firstly, she dropped a cat in a bin
Secondly, she was apparently the same age as me despite looking old enough to be my grandmother
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Looks like a leak to me
Can't find a statement from the police with a name in at all. Which is absolutely inexcusable - If he isn't guilty he is going to have a field day suing the Met.
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Oh fuck, I've missed all this today, okay here we go...
JOGGING, WHITE, MIDDLE-CLASS, CAT-BINNING, BANKER, AUDI-DRIVING, AMERICAN, LYING, MYSOGINIST C-C-CUNT!
Oooh, just off to get some tissues there
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 19:15,
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Sorry to spoil your fun but he has been eliminated from the investigation.
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Really looking forward to this.
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The one improvement that Stalin did
That was good for the whole country
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 11:53,
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Damn you 1953
Prokofiev died the same day, made it to Pravda page 7 or something.
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Excellent!
Hello to Jason Isaacs
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Anyone else remember these? I wasn't sure it wasn't just my fried synapses misfiring.
Anyway, this one's for the deaftards.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:53,
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Oh, and this is what I meant to post last night but I was too drunk to get right:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XK2EBn_mUk
Bale's finest few minutes with added AWESOME from Warrior Soul's Kory Clarke.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:55,
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I'm just disappointed that they didn't show the mime hanging upside-down over the scorpion pit.
With the upside-down placard saying "LEARN THE WORDS".
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 10 Aug 2017, 20:24,
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Man fined for pretending to be ghost in Portsmouth cemetery
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:19,
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He's in Portsmouth. He just wants to be dead
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Rumor is that Portsmouth is a GREAT city
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEPyiQffRpM
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:14,
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I went to Portsmouth
I got legless blue-blind paralytic drunk with the best 'merican defence contractor ever. He told me 'my country has a tremendous dolt problem.' That's all I remember about him.
HMS Victory is worth the trip on its own.
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I grew up near Portsmouth
Every school trip. I spent more time on that fucking boat than Nelson
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Much like us and Beamish
I complained about it once in primary school and the teacher said she'd "been there thirteen times and always saw something new". Precocious little shit that I was, I told her she can't have been paying very much attention. To this day, I still remember her arm twitching to slap me round the ear before she caught herself.
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Well, he's clearly a bit of a twat
But the witness should probably have left out the arms and "wooo" bit. That just makes them seem like they were shitting themselves because someone was acting like a ghost in a graveyard
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:14,
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Recently found out about Isaac Arthur's channel
Been going for a while but dont think its been posted here before, he does really interesting videos about space and physics related stuff
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Oh Lord
Just when I thought I'd cleared my Youtube backlog.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:12,
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his channel is rather excellent
I've been binge watching his stuff for the last week, he goes into some wonderful detail
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If you're interested in black holes and their many practical applications...
This is a good read.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:53,
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For a given definition of 'practical'...
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What, don't you have a singularity-powered antigravity car like the rest of us?
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jonbob loves you, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:39,
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Kinda.
Got caught breaking the universal speed limit and lost my licence. Now I'm stuck on public transport.
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Gonna assume that's a link to your Recon profile.
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You'll all be please to know MI5's most wanted has now been caught.
I'm off for a run to celebrate and push a few people in the canal.
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I think they should have charged him with attempted murder.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:09,
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Wouldn't you then need to prove he intended to kill her?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:30,
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Well yes.
Mens rea would be tough/impossible to prove. If such a charge as attempted manslaughter existed (it does not, for perfectly logical reasons, the very idea is absurd in fact) that would sort of fit. I think in the USA something like reckless endangerment of life exists in some states. I just don't think GBH is adequate. It's a fudge. Her injuries I imagine only qualify for ABH.
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To be convicted of murder two things need to be proven beyond all reasonable doubt.
Actus rea. Easy. Is the victim dead and did an action of the defendant directly cause the death?
Mens rea. Harder. Did the defendant intend to kill them?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:59,
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Anyway that's all irrelevant.
I forget what needs to be proven in a charge of attempted murder. Something along the lines of he tried to kill her is my best guess.
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several nuances to the whole attempted murder thing...
Firstly, to go for murder, you have to show the intent to want to kill - usually with pre-planning. Secondly, for the 'attempt' there has to be an act 'more than merely preparatory' to show they were about to carry it out.
I think, in this case, a court would struggle with both aspects - he's just a fucking dick!
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Indeed
No GBH/ABH as he didn't really injure her, however he did endanger her life. Even if he did not intend to seriously injure her, he did intend to push her out of the way, and did so with no further regard to her safety. This is not what a reasonable person would do. Therefore I'd say reckless endangerment:
"acts that create a substantial risk of serious physical injury to another person. The accused person isn't required to intend the resulting or potential harm, but must have acted in a way that showed a disregard for the foreseeable consequences of the actions".
The guy's a cunt, by the way.
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Or common assault
And yes the twunt is a bellend.
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He didn't attempt to murder anyone
He's a massive antisocial dick though and should be given the max possible sentence for that.
Charging him with GBH is the most extreme they can do and might be a problem because she wasn't really harmed - If he's got a good lawyer they might have problems making this stick (although I hope not). It was not sustained assault, it was one strike. If you look up common assault, it's literally exactly what's happened here:
https://www.sentencingcouncil.org.uk/offences/item/common-assault/2-common-assault/
Don't get me wrong, I think anyone that jogs should be locked up for the safety of the community at large but attempted murder? Nope.
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I don't get the GBH thing
The news said the woman suffered only minor injuries (so why GBH?) but if you ask me pushing someone under a bus ought to be classed as attempted murder.
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He clearly didn't see the bus though.
He was pushing her out of his way without any thought of the consequences, he wasn't specifically trying to kill or injure her.
Imagine the bus wasn't there at all; she didn't actually get hit by it and the guy wasn't aware of it, so in essence it is irrelevant to the case. Now you've just got a guy pushing a woman over for no reason.
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Pushing a woman over.... into the road.
In that London, I think it is safe to assume that something would be on the road.
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Yes, but what I want to know is
Which car does he drive? Even money, Audi
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:51,
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I just want to hear his justification.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 20:02,
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He won't be able to justify it
But his lawyer will no doubt come up with some load of bullshit about him stumbling and putting his arms out, not realising that he has knocked her over and then on the way back not realising she has tried to get his attention because he has headphones on...or something worth £150 an hour anyway
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 20:09,
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Exactly... it's going to be a belter of an excuse.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 20:24,
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Did she try to trip him up?
I've watched the video in slow motion and just before she gets pushed over, she appears to raise her right leg at him.
Or am I imagining it?
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That's what I wondered when I watched it in slow motion. Hard to make it out.
I've certainly had my fair share of bell ends try to trip me when I'm running. Hilarious.
She doesn't seem to change her line when walking though, where he does.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 20:51,
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I think you are trying really hard to make sense of it
He adjusts his trajectory at her. Her legs don't do anything trippy (like melt as if candles).
Explain what you think you are seeing, and maybe I can pretend to see it too.
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5th of May it happened
taken them 3 months to find him - probably jogs there every lunchtime - police cuts - scandalous.
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Wow.
He could have jogged to a non-extradition treaty country in that time.
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The Delta Force - Alan Silvestri
Perhaps the most underrated 80's theme of all.
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I dunno I think I underate it exactly the right amount
It's awful
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Fat washed up celebrity wants to grab her in the pussy
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 16:30,
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He's being ironical.
He can't see a fucking thing through those specs.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 16:45,
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Ironical or moronical?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 17:10,
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All of the icals.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 17:22,
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Hmmm
Man on drugs fails at social interaction, badly.
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Cocaine is a hullova drug
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 17:26,
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Not creepy at all
Then again I'm pretty sure a lot of women wouldn't mind him doing that to them. All I have to do is look at someone and they take a dislike to me, let alone make letchy comments.
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Story of Sabian Cymbals
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 16:16,
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Not a single pube.
Gake.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 14:39,
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THPB Damnit!!
Instant disqualification!
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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 14:45,
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The law is quite clear in this regard.
The fact that there are still people out there drawing BALD testicles is quite frankly beyond belief.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 15:09,
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and possibly illegal, under UK law...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 15:43,
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At 0:30
Proof that cock is a pussy magnet
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:55,
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'Utter eccentricity': the urban surrealism of Alex Chinneck – in pictures
I remember seeing the Margate house facade, but wasn't aware of his other work. It's delightfully b3ta.
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I bloody love those!!!
cheers for the linkage
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 10 Aug 2017, 22:39,
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Nearly missed this
Really like his stuff, I guess because it's temporary it doesn't get the same kind of publicity of other surrealist architecture
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 22:41,
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detailed map of the ocean floor
nice, if you like this sort of thing. boring if you don't.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 10:38,
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Er, shouldn't all the land masses be visible on this?
Since they are, you know, quite a bit higher than the sea floor.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 11:48,
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Only the ones that aren't floating.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 12:06,
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The UK can only REALLY say it's left the EU once it's built a massive motor and powerboated itself into the mid Atlantic.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 12:09,
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Why stop there? Antigua would make a much better neighbour.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 12:20,
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The land masses are visible.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:26,
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Are you supposed to stare at it and wait for it to stare back at you?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 12:18,
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Damn good shot!
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 1:38,
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It's a shame it wasn't an arrow made of mentos
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 9:00,
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It's chocolate milkshake I think
But I take your point Cumquat
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:06,
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If you're prompt you may see this superb headline on the Kennebec Journal:
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Varmint, Wed 9 Aug 2017, 23:46,
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Yet spelt right in the article
Top subbing
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 0:11,
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Nice try Kennebec Journal
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 10 Aug 2017, 6:51,
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 10:52,
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The weirdest song I've heard today
Have you ever wondered what a band made up of:
Ginger Wildheart (The Wildhearts)
Shane Embury (Napalm Death)
Random Jon Poole (Cardiacs)
Mark E Smith (The Fall)
Merzbow
Denzel (Young Legionnaire)
Rich Jones (Amen/Black Halos)
Chris Catalyst (Eureka Machines/Sisters of Mercy)
Hawk Eyes
...would sound like? A little like Mr Bungle. They start off kind of thrashy and then turn Blur with a bit of Cyriak.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 9 Aug 2017, 23:18,
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 0:03,
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Heard them indeed. Interesting ingredients but it doesn't work for me.
Sadly, Ginger's not a well man right now. Wrestling with depression and currently been sectioned after a failed suicide attempt, he spent a night in the cells after a recent Norn Iron gig when he allegedly lamped someone who told him he hadn't produced anything worthwhile in years... seems to have pushed him over the edge poor chap.
He did a country and western inspired album recently that I liked... www.pledgemusic.com/projects/ghost-in-the-tanglewood
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 9:25,
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I wasn't aware of that :o/
They're playing at Damnation Festival, just checking out bands I hadn't heard...
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 12:04,
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Hopefully he'll be better by then
Always was a big fan of the Wildhearts.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 14:01,
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heh. The Cardiacs bit is great, not sure it meshes well with the growly metal though
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mutated monty, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 10:14,
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It opens sounding quite a lot like The Wildhearts album Endless Nameless
Which I think was the point where the entire band were off the rails.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK_trE9qdfY
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 13:36,
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Sounds like flailing mental anguish.
If I had a band I would call it Mental Anguish.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 Aug 2017, 17:08,
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as if Melody Club were seduced by The Jesus and Mary Chain and then fucked by a lost metal growler
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Plinkett does Ghostbusters
(the shit one)
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 9 Aug 2017, 22:29,
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I tried to watch the whole thing
But an hour review is just a bit too much - especially with his voice. However, he is a gifted reviewer and does a really skilled hatchet job on the film.
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 2:39,
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tl;dw
does he hate it because it's genuinely crap or because he's a manchild whining about what was always a completely daft franchise having some women in it?
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The first.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 10:50,
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FWIW, I enjoyed the film when I watched it.
I really don't think it deserved the kicking it got at the time. I don't feel any need to rewatch it though.
Will watch this when I've got a spare hour and see what he makes of it.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 9:27,
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I turned it off around 20 minutes before the end.
Even with just 20 minutes left, I couldn't take any more of that absolute dogshit.
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The film or the review?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 15:17,
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OK, so he took an hour to say that the director dropped the ball,
that the script wasn't good enough, and that Melissa McCarthy is fat.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 18:19,
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