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This is a link post B3ta Obsession with Detroit Files, No. 382: New firefighter fired for bringing watermelon to work
And his buddies respond: bit.ly/2yGzrcQ


 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjKtPau8HTk

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHGaRQIGYG4
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 17:41, , Reply)
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agreed
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post um.. agreed

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 19:21, , Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxmCZbD7Q-c
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 18:18, , Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao9ejWOXgHc
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:12, , Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLisEEwYZvw
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:22, , Reply)
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Sickly sweet
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post "The usual gift is doughnuts"
Racism aside... you're not going to make any friends bringing fruit when everyone is expecting cake.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post if you're trying to make friends with firemen the obvious gift would be pornography

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd gift them fire.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Man of little insight or experience brings wrong thing.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get it. What's wrong with watermelon?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a deep-rooted thing:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watermelon_stereotype
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post The correct answer is "fuck all"

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same thing that is wrong with fried chicken
and golliwogs, and the black and white minstrels.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 0:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fried chicken?
So, no KFC for lunch then? The black guys who know him and work with him are backing him. Another case of soneone being offended on behalf of other people
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 1:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Electroy track what I done I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gets 2 thumbs up from me :)

(K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 18:22, , Reply)
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cheers, glad you liked it mate :)
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a link post California wine country in flames

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'river' might be pushing it a bit

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's California - their rivers are a bit smaller.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I propose a toast

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Red, white or ashen?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post With just a hint of burnt oak

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a link post THE DREAD CREW OF ODDWOOD - Dead Man's Medley
Yarrr! Touring with Alestorm next year so facebook informs me..
(K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that, and I like me some Alestorm, I might just jolly well and go and see them.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would too......if I could find someone to look after the kids.

(K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Put an advert on /talk for a babysitter
You'll be inundated with offers
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 15:30, , Reply)
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are we doing the baby sitar joke yet?
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fill your boots!
with poo
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post god those drums sound awful
and where's the drummer's fucking beard eh?
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post on y'mum

(K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post they sound like wet fish being slapped against cardboard

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks like they're having fun but I've got no idea who would want to listen to it

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not particularly a reply to your comment but
recently on the interwebs I have found occasion to remind people that their inability to see why people want or like something, or their inability to understand why people would do something, says more about their ability to see and understand than the absolute qualities of the thing they fail to see or understand. You do not need to agree to be able to see or understand.

TL;DR horses for courses, there is no accounting for taste. Myself, I quite like it.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do understand why they do it, as I said they look very pleased with themselves
But they sound like the incidental music on Maid Marian and as such, I'm out
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's one thing to slag off a band you don't "get" but don't you dare have a go at Maid Marian.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a pretty weird thing to write.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post People with testicular fortitude, that's who.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 17:00, , Reply)
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Amish thrash metal?...catchy though :)
 (midnightrambler, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Couldn't help but think of this
Sorry.

youtu.be/5qAJAqnhCgI
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell that's catchy.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats some intense shindigging!

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a link post England, England by Geoffrey Allerton (from Bellamy's People).

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 11 Oct 2017, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was a great show.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post easily Allerton's best work

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post which country is this about?

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Terrible Songs by Great Artists I made this!
An hour of them.

Ronseal.
 (Flobbit gave you the horn on, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post needs a track/artist listing
oh. you talk. stopping it right now.

enjoyed cars are cars, then you spoke whilst I was typing.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why would I want to listen to every one of them over an hour?
You've already told me they're terrible.

Is Every Second Counts by New Order on here? Now there's a song recorded at a point where they didn't give a toss
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 21:44, , Reply)
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strutting their stuff exhibiting signs of stress

www.thedodo.com/the-cute-zoo-animal-behaviors--601643824.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 11:04, , Reply)
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True.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post They'll be fine after a good rodgering

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's your answer to everything isn't it?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. Any problem can be greatly improved with rodgering.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is why you got fired from your job as a support counsellor for victims of male rape, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Took their mind off the previous trauma though didn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only in the way that
having both arms fed into a wood chipper would take your mind off a vague urge to pee.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly.
And then the rodgering would take your mind off your bleeding stumps.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is a pretty traumatic rodgering
I bet you work up a sweat.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post It burns a lot of calories.
The trick is to limber up beforehand. You don't want to pull a love muscle.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are Harvey Weinstein AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that his cum face?

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're not fooling anyone
We know those are your arms.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Incredible Demolition....
Wait for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 10:13, , Reply)
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i hate it when people say "first" in a forum thread when they clearly weren't first
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post One-th!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post classic Copperfield

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post First!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post First!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 11 Oct 2017, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post you rotters!
*shakes fist*
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 12:49, , Reply)
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fist first
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Man carrying baby turns just in time
The bus passengers give a feeble cheer
The car behind doesn't expect the sudden stop
Guy on the bus gets his phone out, and the photo app opens just in time for the bus to pull away at speed
Person in a trench coat rubs his or her erect penis against a young lady with a McFlurry and a tall coffee by her feet.
Child being carried is scared, and a woman, possibly his mother calls him a "pathetic little shit"
A guy in jeans and a blazer takes a selfie of himself instead of a picture of his skinny-jeaned colleague.

It is a fucking circus, that video.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post first time for everythiing

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Brought a tear to my eye

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 11 Oct 2017, 5:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post outstanding.

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 7:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Comedy" portmanteau swears are SO last b3ta.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 7:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post MorR.I.P.ons
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 8:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post RIS
?
I don't get it
(obviously)
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Shitcunt" is okay though, isn't it?
DON'T TAKE AWAY MY SHITCUNT YOU MONSTER
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is Rob Manuel a Scotch?
Explains the hair, I guess.
 (Roger McGough-Pipe, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post cockwomble is such a shit insult

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 8:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Every time I read one of these rubbish portmanteus , I'm reminded of thick hipster twats sipping chai lattes whilst browsing that fucking awful 'Get in the Sea' Facebook group.
"You thick cunt" is far more concise and efficient.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 8:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post thought get in the sea was a reaction to hipster twats
or is that popular enough to be hipster now as well? I can't keep up.
 (horrid, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, get in the sea
I remember that from before it was popular.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been in the sea.
It was quite nice.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus
what a shower of cunts
 (I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post why don't you fuck off back to talk
cockwomble
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who names their child "Hamfisted Bun Vendor"?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Cyriak has been horsing around
Song is UFOholic by Denki Groove
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Wed 11 Oct 2017, 3:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post oopsie
www.b3ta.com/links/1459961
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 5:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing to see here...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=spDNci8rte0
 (mr_mekon, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 6:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh missed that
Oh well
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Wed 11 Oct 2017, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post purple link
purple link purple link purple link purple link purple link purple link
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 10:44, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 21:58, , Reply)
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don't you fuckin' start
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh FFS

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Oct 2017, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck !
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post agreed

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Now THIS is how to lay pipes

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 1:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post sweet

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 3:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats all very well and good
but have seen the video on how to lay a cable?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post you mean this one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a link post How to breathalyse a humpback whale

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post they should use a second higher drone to help the first one track the whale
then they wouldn't need cattle auction woman issuing instructions
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post If satellites can't detect the kind of bacteria spouted from cetacean blow holes
what's the point of technology?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Line Rider - Hall of the Mountain King

Reminds me a little of doing ketamine - yes, I know, I'm a walking cliché.
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
but not as funny as Plymouth Sinfonia version

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wiRivDMIYM

Or this masterpiece

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpJ6anurfuw
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Oct 2017, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow

(horrid, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post and flutter
are they on mogodone? or other more fun stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I remember correctly

They're all very good musicians, playing each other's instruments they've very little idea how to play. Very funny :o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
PDQ Bach is another, full of classical music gags (some over my head)and is a Prof of music.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Oct 2017, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, I can't resist..... "Portsmouth Sinfonia"
and it was open to non-musicians or, as you say, musicians playing other instruments to their learned ones.
Oh, and Gavin Bryars is famously one of the founders.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Portsmouth.
Please don't mistake that shithole for... the other shithole.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post i thought ketamine made it hard to walk
amazing video though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
hard fun
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's why you should go straight to bed

It's a dissociative anesthetic, which means your brain forgets it has a body. If you K-hole in the dark, you trip out on your own thoughts, with feelings of flying through space and turning in all sorts of weird directions. Again, quite safe if you're tucked up in bed. Nick Drake's '5 Leaves Left', at around 32 minutes I remember, is not only the perfect length of the average K-hole, but also the perfect accompanying music. Try it, and believe me, you'll experience something beyond comprehension.

Been a while since I've experienced it, mind :o(
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post It sounds like a terrifying experience.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post A rollercoaster is exhilarating providing you know you're secured in properly.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post The question is more about being willing to get on the roller coaster in the first place.
I can feel the effects of two paracetamol, and vomit like a fireman's hose if I have a toke on a spliff, so the idea of being disassociated from my body just sounds awful.

Admittedly, this bloke seems to be enjoying himself:

An unusual reaction to a strong painkiller...
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like a film i once saw that had bare bums and boobies and everything else, never understood the plot and i dont think the plumber ever got the sink fixed

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Each to their own

I have similar reactions when I come into earshot of U2, and I'm not keen on actual rollercoasters either ;o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post my old brain is too tired these days for that sort of thing
i would need a map to find my way out the k-hole. And a maps no good in the dark
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Where we're going, we don't need maps"

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ian Curtis
can confirm.

p.s. recreational drugs are for mugs (perhaps with the exception of Marijuana, in moderation).
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha

(horrid, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but if you're so mashed
that you left the concept of exhilaration behind about half an hour ago, and all you have left to cling to is the fact of the physical existence of the shirt you are wearing, you might find you've forgotten ever being secured by anything.

When that happens it's a fairly pleasant relief to come round, even if you discover that you shat yourself.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it Friday again already?

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds exactly like what happens when I stand up too fast.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Drums, innit.
Title probably NSFW, but you've already seen that.
(m.auron, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know these guys but can't really get into them - will give them another listen

A little more on the slam/deathcore side for my liking. I like a lot of tech death though. Gaz me if you want some recommendations ;o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post He is a notoriously good drummer

...And I'm enjoying the track, cheers.

Have you ever heard of Cytotoxin? Of all the death metal bands I've seen live, they ripped my face off in Bristol earlier this year. Shit just couldn't get any more intense. Mental.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAPvO8GLu08
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indistinguishable from midi and samples
what's the point
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 3:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^I've been sat on my hands resisting posting exactly this since last night
"Well done, you sound like a drum machine!"

For my money, Greg Saunier from Deerfhoof is an example of a "great drummer": Kick, Snare, Ride & HH only and FUCK loads of energy, character and talent.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post drum triggers do that?

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This is a normal post deerfloof?

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This is a link post David Hasselhoff - True Survivor (from Kung Fury)
Glassy Hoff.

Pearoast but I don't care.

Also, Kung Fury is a great short film, pure glass.
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This is a normal post considering it was all done form kickstarter
the whole thing was pretty good. Getting the Hoff, the quality of the cgi. The acting doesnt matter. I wonder if he will do kung fury 2
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The Kung Fuhrer needs some more Hoff themed ass kicking
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never mind that
Where's Iron Sky 2?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a link post For achievements that first make people LAUGH then make them THINK
featuring classic scientific research into humanities REAL questions about life, such as:

PHYSICS PRIZE [FRANCE, SINGAPORE, USA] — Marc-Antoine Fardin, for using fluid dynamics to probe the question "Can a Cat Be Both a Solid and a Liquid?".

MATHEMATICS PRIZE — Elisabeth Oberzaucher [AUSTRIA, GERMANY, UK] and Karl Grammer [AUSTRIA, GERMANY], for trying to use mathematical techniques to determine whether and how Moulay Ismael the Bloodthirsty, the Sharifian Emperor of Morocco, managed, during the years from 1697 through 1727, to father 888 children.

LITERATURE: The American Nudist Research Library of Kissimmee, Florida, USA, for preserving nudist history so that everyone can see it.

and other interesting subjects
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This is a normal post I like one of last years
CHEMISTRY PRIZE [GERMANY] — Volkswagen, for solving the problem of excessive automobile pollution emissions by automatically, electromechanically producing fewer emissions whenever the cars are being tested.
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This is a normal post PHYSIOLOGY and ENTOMOLOGY PRIZE
for carefully arranging for honey bees to sting him repeatedly on 25 different locations on his body, to learn which locations are the least painful (the skull, middle toe tip, and upper arm). and which are the most painful (the nostril, upper lip, and penis shaft).
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This is a link post Headline of the year

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post He never disappoints, does he

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want to see spechul needs in a test.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Tue 10 Oct 2017, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why isn't someone calling his bluff?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Oct 2017, 18:43, , Reply)
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It wouldn't matter if he lost, he'd just lie say it was a fake test and brazen it out.

Just doesn't matter what he says or does, as he has no understanding of shame or conscience.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just for amusement and cruelty reasons.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Oct 2017, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is like he is an 8 year old. I wonder if he tells member of his cabinet that his dad could have beat up their dad.
How soul killing would it be to work for him?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess he will be surrounded by ambitious driven types,
who can see how he behaves and manipulate accordingly.
On a personal level I'd get away before I got too angry.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Oct 2017, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have made the mistake far to often that people are inherently good and act according to reason.
Alas...
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Another common mistake is to assume chronological and emotional ages are related, or static.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Oct 2017, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Preach
Alas, I fear I will be hurt again.

On the other hand, there are people out there to make one LOL

i.imgur.com/3liHOzx.jpg
i.imgur.com/JiNZ66M.jpg
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This is a normal post 2nd pic !
The security guy on the left is so awesome he is simultaneously in the foreground and lifting the back of an SUV in the background.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Oct 2017, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post the Tiny Trumps and Sassy Trump have made my life that much more joyous.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post When it runs away
it looks like a tiny red haired man fucking a pumpkin
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 17:23, , Reply)
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tiny red haired man fucking a pumpkin
Rob Manuel!
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This is a normal post Why do they always dress them up as food? Is there some secret 'mercan message here?

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Tue 10 Oct 2017, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a link post bigfin squid, who knew? not me...
and yet there they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post “Suddenly, like a thing falling upon me from without, came fear.”

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post y'mum

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post GO TEAM SQUIDS!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 10 Oct 2017, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's one scary squid!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I

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This is a normal post I

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 19:54, , Reply)
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Captain
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This is a normal post hahah you wally

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 11 Oct 2017, 13:16, , Reply)

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