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This is a link post Well and thoroughly GC, I have no doubt
Now move along, nothing to see here
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This is a normal post I love that "this is all I have to offer the world" face

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This is a normal post

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This is a normal post Ha, that is Vincent!

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This is a normal post Ha! Well played!

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This is a link post John Perry Barlow obituary
"Cattle rancher, lyricist for the Grateful Dead and internet pioneer who became a digital rights activist"
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This is a normal post The lyrics he wrote on Ace by Bob Weir are enough for a statue alone!

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This is a normal post all i really know about the dead is that they had a song called dark star:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjGRySVyTDk
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This is a link post Bring me the head of Optimus Prime!

(, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post bloody hell
that would give me nightmares for weeks, and I'm old.........
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This is a normal post I hope when the google robots finally take over earth they're all weird and sinuous like this and unable to keep still.

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This is a link post Waking a sleeping rabbit with an airhorn NSFW
marked NSFW for the mindless cruelty.
(, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post FFS.
Outrageous.
(, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
Bunny!
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This is a normal post he well ded

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This is a normal post Mods!

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This is a normal post I'm so horrified it actually hurts o_o

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This is a normal post Did he died?

(, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ban this sick filth

(, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, the leporidanity

(, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 4:10, Reply)
This is a normal post *Throws blackberries at screen*

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This is a normal post T R I G G E R E D

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This is a normal post Am I? Oh dear well thanks for pointing that out.

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This is a normal post *phones peter*

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This is a normal post
So original - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ViI8jtpN6c
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This is a normal post That made Watership Down look like Peter Rabbit

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This is a normal post Chirst, they couldn't make that nowadays.

(, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Personally
I'd rather kids watched things like Watership Down than Peter Rabbit. But that is indeed a pipe dream nowadays
(, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post We started off like that.
Bought DVDs of "proper" kids telly.
Fuck it, iPlayer on a cheap tablet and he's happy.

Now if I can just get the Go Jetters theme out of my head that would be nice.
(, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post My kid doesn't watch it so small mercies
I think the music in children's programming has become seriously good (and earworm-worthy)
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This is a normal post *vomits*

(, Mon 12 Feb 2018, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm
I might even become one of the 'angry faces of facebork' for this. Its cruelty and nothing else.
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This is a link post Great track, great skateboarding
beat drums on an old tin pot
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This is a normal post That made me nostalgic for my old skateboard.

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This is a normal post IKR
Now you can afford a really good deck, trucks and wheels you should go nowhere near it.
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This is a normal post I'd be too scared I'd break my hip.
You too eh, Granddad?
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This is a normal post this guy is fucking ace

(, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post He does stuff
He does it with cool music
it's not all about how many steps he can olly.
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This is a normal post Shitty magnets in his shoes.

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This is a link post Penguin

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This is a normal post Is there a reason that you've linked to the very end of the video?
Is it an art thing?
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This is a normal post it's a penguin

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This is a normal post There's only one thing I can post in response
youtu.be/DJ8exVMmolY?t=4m1s
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This is a normal post slide
www.youtube.com/watch?v=boj75h3urLU
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This is a normal post Tell me a story about a squirrel...

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This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xQyQnXrLb0
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This is a normal post I love his quote about birds in this clip.

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This is a normal post Top comment is top.

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This is a normal post Insane death wish penguins
Thanks for that. Back to work on Monday.
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This is a normal post why don't the humans just take him home wih them and look after him?
That's right - because humans are cunts, I forget this sometimes, thanks for the reminder.
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This is a link post Every Best Visual Effects Winner. Ever. (1929-2018 Oscars)
wrong zeal
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This is a normal post I've not seen about 5 of these films

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This is a normal post No Paddington!
Just what you'd expect from a bunch of white male ursaphobes.
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If nothing else it showed that the original Star Wars was a step change in VFX quality.
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This is a normal post I cant believe Roger Rabbit was 30 years ago!!

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This is a normal post Except for Forbidden Planet

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This is a link post Despite posting the defining video on how to identify corvids
I've forgotten how.
Anyway, this is a happy lil jackdaw (I think) smashing into a box of peanuts. You go, little feller.
It's a good deal less disturbing than the last two posts - think of it as a palate cleanser.
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This is a normal post Bastards will take out a lamb's eyes, then slowly peck little Agnes to death.

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This is a normal post That were reet good
Carrion Crow by the way, Jackdaws have a grey nape and throat and look more dumpy. If you struggle with Corvids then stay well clear of Gulls!
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This is a normal post Thanks for that
I do indeed steer well clear of gulls. I wish they'd return the fucking favour.
Corvids though, gotta love the little carrion noshing fellers.
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This is a normal post It was filmed in Kanadia (Stanley Park Vancouver)
so the corvid appears to be a Northwestern crow
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This is a normal post Fuck gulls, I can never get the hang of them.

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This is a normal post ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aXmZGgw_Gc
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This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-3e0EkvIEM
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This is a normal post Thanks for that
just lost most of my last glass of wine through my nose.
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This is a link post Conjoined twins got a job
Abby and Britt are conjoined twins, two people sharing one body.

I'm posting this for many reasons, mostly about understanding of disability.

Even 'disability' is the wrong word. Just different, unusual, rare. Nothing wrong with questions though...

Pre-emptive questions;

-Two vagina's: No, why would they?

-Not getting a salary each: No,they teach one class; it would not be fair to the school. Think like 'jobshare'

-Who controls what: Half each. Good coordination. Two stomachs, two hearts. See doc for more info.

-Freaks, kids scared: For like, an hour tops. Then kids think it's normal but boast about their awesome teachers.

-Threesome: According to the official Internation Standard Adjudication Of Threesomes, no. Of course there is no such thing. Make up your own mind.

:Incest: Don't be silly

:What if one murders: Deal with it if it happens, that's why we have a jury.

:Mind-reading: No, just very close and shared experience. lots of twins, esp identical, "know what the other is thinking" - they don't. But it's uncannily close.

:Orgasm: Shared; because shared circulation, so hormones.

:Two passports, two Social Security numbers. One seat on a train/bus.

Google BBC documentaries for more info. Don't feel bad for asking questions.

Yes, it's weird, but as in 'unusual' and 'interesting'.

And awesome and nice.
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This is a normal post what if you fancy abby
but she irritates the fuck out of you. But Britt is sort of meh, but you enjoy her company?
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This is a normal post How liekly is that?
They're almost identical
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This is a normal post But do they need two concert tickets?
If so, they still save money on drinks I guess
(, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Eh, concert venues can make a reasonable decision, surely?
1 seat, 2 drinks.

Although it's a technically interesting question, it's really not hard to work it out in real life.
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A) Is there a hierarchy to who is in control of limbs etc?
B) are they fertile?
C) is their life expectancy the same as "normal" people (i.e. Is there extra strain on the heart or such)?
D) do they have a completely shared nervous system?, for example, could one be asleep and the other be scared by a noise (on headphones!!) and both become terrified?
E) would they need to drink twice as much alcohol to get pist-up or does one bare the brunt of any intoxicants afore the other?
F) Have they ever been approached to exploit their uniqueness? Off the top of my head I can imagine an advertising campaign for Kappa if they can get their legs wide enough!
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This is a normal post They have done a few vids, one I watched answered quite a few of those.
A) One side each.
B) Dunno.
C)
D) Apparently so; one can feel hot while the other is cold.
E)
F) Apparently they have long been keen on talking to the media, so why have I only just heard of them?
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This is a normal post Answers
a) half each, good coordination, see documentaries for more info
b) why wouldn't they be?
c) not enough case-studies to show any meaningful stats
d) mostly shared; chances are both wake
e) no, shared bloodstream
f) yes
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This is a normal post It is astonishing. How do they cope with conflict? Do they crave solitude? I feel a Sartre quote coming on.

(, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post in camera.
one of my favorite plays
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v96qw83tw4
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This is a normal post Same as any other siblings do

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This is a normal post without slamming doors and stomping off to their rooms
which I think was the point of the post.
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This is a normal post maturity, empathy and diplomacy i guess
y'know, just like how any other reasonable human beings would deal with such a difficult situation
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This is a normal post That's so fucking typical of you
You've always got to be right.
SLAM
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This is a normal post please don't nail me to a tree this time
my wounds are still healing x
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This is a normal post I can't even hear you
lalalalala
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This is a normal post
xkcd.com/1081/
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This is a normal post Thanks for posting and answering the obvious questions. I still have a few unanswered questions after reading your post and watching the video.
If Abby jinxes Britt, does it count if Abby says Britt's name or do the rules require a completely separate third person to say her name before she can speak?

Do they always stand in the same order like Ant and Dec?

Two contracts, so if one lady gets sacked, can the other one continue working in the school?

Can they exercise simply by arm wrestling?

They are Math Teachers but as there are two of them would the kids in their class have to learn a new word 'Maths' and refer to them as Maths Teachers?

Do they have only one mobile phone between them?

Why are they called Miss Abby and Miss Britney, why not Miss Hensel and Ms Hensel or "The Two Misses Hensels"?

Can one of them never look left and the other never look right?

A very interesting situation for sure but for them entirely normal.
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This is a normal post answers
1. They're conjoined
2. no
3. sure, so can brothers and sisters
4. Refer to them as the two people they are
5. Yes
6. Because they're two people
7. Why the hell... no
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This is a normal post Which one does the puking?

(, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post One stomach, so both.
The real question therefore is which one gets to stick their head down the pan, and which one has to puke into a shoe?
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This is a normal post 2 stomachs

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This is a normal post Did one vote Trump, and the other Clinton?

Interesting. Good on them and good luck to them. I taught primary school for a while, and it was shit.
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This is a normal post Eh, they are very similar
Like other twins, they're likely to vote the same way.
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This is a normal post Mark Twain wrote a novel about twins
Pudd'nhead Wilson. Like most of Mr Twain's writing, it is well worth a read. There are different versions but it originally featured conjoined twins, before being revised. Part of the plot hinges on who was to blame for a the death in a duel caused by one of the twins.
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This is a normal post The speech in unison is very unusual.
But it's nice to see stories like this, where everyone's just treating it as normal life.
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This is a normal post After knowing them for an hour, you'd be used to it
They do what they do, they are what they are
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This is a normal post 'being on the same wavelength'
many other friends finish each others sentences and such like if they spend a lot of time together... morphic resonance?
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This is a normal post The poor one at the back never gets the same attention as the other two.

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This is a link post Throws money at screen

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This is a normal post There's even a bukkake model
youtu.be/rrf0cH4o_g4
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This is a normal post guessed it but - very good =)

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This is a link post Simulating the first untethered space-walk using a model kit & a balloon
Full details.
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This is a link post We should dig up Roy Castle

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This is a normal post Name two smoke-damaged castles
Windsor and Roy
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This is a normal post
Roy holds the record for most cigarettes smoked through a trumpet
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This is a normal post gs

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This is a normal post "That's because only about a third of what you find in faeces is food debris. "
TIL...
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This is a normal post Something, Something, "No Shit Sherlock"!

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This is a link post One for the meaty music lovers

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This is a normal post I think that needed a trigger warning
for non-carnivore trans-vegans
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This is a normal post I'm none of those things, yet still find that video quite repulsive. Hmmm.

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This is a normal post IKR, that beef is well overdone.

(, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post What's really bothering me is
Whether or not they cut the fat off before eating it.
Apart from that, Mmmmmmmm.
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This is a normal post
That fat looks gnarly
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This is a normal post Gnarly fat?!...
...GET IN MAH BELLEH!
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This is a normal post Overcooked and the fat needs more rendering down.

(, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 8:35, Reply)
This is a link post Is this a cut of meat?

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This is a normal post Tasty
But I wouldn't like to see it being made.
Or inside the mind of who ever did the art work...
Top of the leader board.
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This is a link post This is a crappy game. Which moron came up with it?

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This is a normal post Obvious and barely on topic
Tsk tsk young frockers,
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This is a link post Archive of >6,000 historical childrens' books
Ronseal. Some good imageas just ripe for a-gimping and a-shopping. Plenty racist, sexist, gaudy jollity for those of you who like that sort of thing. Inspiration for a future image challenge maybe?
(, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Racist jollity? You better run that past Benny first.

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This is a normal post where is Benny anyway?
He was pure crushing it last night. I nearly chucked my Klan outfit in the recycling.
(, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Klan? How redneck. I prefer my tailoring from Hugo Boss.

(, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Benny is more
costume par Chairman Mao
Let 100 Flowers Bloom and a 1000 schools of thought contend!
(, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he's more straitjacket and padded cell after last night's confected outrage.

(, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Not all of the outrage was confected
I sent "needy" gaz to him. Which caused more damge than the Great Leap Forward, Cultural Revolution and collectivization of the Kulaks combined.
It's also worse than racism.
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This is a normal post You Gaz'd me too without prior consent you bastard

(, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You're nothing special, he'll gaz anybody with a pulse.

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This is a normal post
*no longer feels special* :(
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This is a normal post I'm a slut
deal with it.
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This is a normal post does it have Jimmy Saville with somebody elses children?

(, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm feeling really sorry for The 3 Little Kittens right now.
No mittens.
No pie.
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This is a normal post Jan Jigger the black guide.
ufdc.ufl.edu/UF00050408/00001/8j
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This is a link post Bands named after cuts of meat Saturday
I'll allow meat generally - but no vegans
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This is a normal post Good song, that.

(, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 14:35, Reply)
This is a link post *Sigh* Here i am, peddling my wares, again. Sorry. I made this!

(, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good - there were some lovely physics engine glitches
IMHO much better than the last one, which left me thinking I needed to have been familiar with the games to have known anything usual had happened.
(, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ah, didn't see this comment at the time!

Thank you very much for your kind words, and appreciate the feedback.
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This is a link post Automatic sperm extractor NSFW

(, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Automatic for the pee pole?

(, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Shiny, happy pee-pole.

(, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It love you long time

(, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post For a moment
I thought you were taking the piss
(, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post have you seen the full option pack?
coms with a dirt mac wraparound privicy cover
(, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
well good luck installing one of them in a hedgerow
(, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm satisfied
with manual extraction.
(, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 1:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That would be great on Dragons' Den.
'Jizz Lalvani and Wanker Suleyman are spent after the quick demo and yet to declare their hands'

'For that reason I'm in... out... in... out... in... out'

'In the end, the entrepreneurs-cum-scientists failed to make a splash in the den'
5
'We knew our business plan is premature. Still, it was a seminal moment'
(, Sun 11 Feb 2018, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post To embarrassed to wank in the doctor’s office?
Off to the FuckBot 5000 with you!
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This is a link post The skull carving thing go me intrigued by Fordite
So I went and found a video that does a good job at explaining it. The man looks a bit like a serial killer but I think he's okay.
(, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Will it still think he is ok
when it is standing at the bottom of his pit and rubbing the lotion in its skin?
(, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post As long as Precious doesn't get hurt

(, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Been following links
and found this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vngSEGEGv1s

I did a bit of wood turning when I was a kid but don't think I could work with that stuff.
(, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post How did he form this stuff into his T-shirt?
Actually raises questions of how nasty this stuff is when you start grinding it. Haven't seen any follow up vids, but I presume he's got an industrial extraction system and it's only his neighbours who have to worry!
(, Sat 10 Feb 2018, 21:52, Reply)

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